Entertainment: Let you inspire, you say Peking University is okay?

It’s late June, ushering in the so-called graduation season.

Few years.

The involution of universities is very serious.

Each university orchestrates a graduation ceremony and then uploads a video of the ceremony online.

Use this to show off how good your school is.

It will also be easier to recruit students then.

…

At this time.

North.

The principal looked at the more than ten deans in front of him, and he was angry for a while.

“Tell me about yourselves!”

“What the hell is going on?”

“Our big school has so many talents, why can’t we even get a graduation ceremony?”

“Lost to Hokumai, I admit it!”

“People specialize in dancing, and the graduation ceremony must be beautiful.”

“Lost to the Central Conservatory of Music, I also admit it!”

“People’s students have learned to sing since childhood, and they have rich stage experience, to tell the truth, we can’t compare with others.”

“Lost to Nortel, I still admit it!”

“People who learn film acting, as well as drama performance, the graduation ceremony is definitely more wonderful than us!”

“Even, I recognize losing to Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College!”

“But!”

“The only one who can’t lose is Tsinghua!”

“Why should we lose to him!”

“Why can’t our school take him down?”

“Three years in a row!”

“Three whole years!”

“I have always lost to them Tsinghua, and I can’t say on the Internet at every turn, how powerful and powerful Tsinghua’s graduation ceremony is, when it comes to the graduation ceremony of our Peking University, Dora collapses Dora Span!”

“As a Peking University person!”

“I absolutely disagree!”

“So this time, you have to win, these people you are doing, if you can’t think of a plan, then stay here and think, go to the toilet here, eat here, sleep here!”

“Until you come up with it!”

It can be seen that the principal is very angry this time.

Because according to the general situation, the graduation ceremony is generally the concern of the director of the college, and the president almost never asks.

But because of the long-cherished grudge between Peking University and Tsinghua University.

The two top universities have always been pitted against each other.

Academic achievement is comparable!

Artistic achievements are also comparable!

Graduation ceremonies are something as small as not to be left behind!

At this time.

Looking at the principal’s face full of anger.

A group of deans also discussed in a variety of tongues.

“Or do you have a physics experiment in your physics school?” Is that feeling of flashing fire and lightning? ”

“You’re a little sick in the brain, aren’t you? What a flash in the broad daylight! ”

“I think your School of Psychology can engage in a group hypnosis? After all, students are so stressed now, how creative it is to relieve them! ”

“Creative fart! When the time comes, there will be three thousand people in the playground, how can I hypnotize? Shouting with two big speakers? ”

“What’s more, if I really succeed in hypnosis, and there are more than three thousand people lying under the stage, don’t you think it’s very weird?”

“I think that the School of Life Sciences can go out and talk directly about the formation and change of human beings, in this era, people like to listen to scientific knowledge.”

“……”

Facing the discussion of a bunch of deans in the audience.

The old principal was completely dumbfounded.

Syllable!

Syllable!

The old principal’s hand lined up on the table fiercely and scolded: “You old antiques, how can you think older than me?” This is a graduation ceremony, do you understand the ceremony? What shit advice! The one who makes life sciences, get out quickly, go outside to cool down first. ”

The old principal was furious.

All the deans in the audience lowered their heads and did not dare to speak.

The old principal glanced at everyone and said, “Come! Now tell me! Which college can take on this job? ”

Hear this.

A group of deans, their heads lowered even more.

I can’t wait to bury my head in the crotch of my pants.

The old principal continued: “As long as this matter can be handled well, this year’s school funds will be directly allocated 10 million!” ”

It was at this time.

The dean of the Faculty of Letters, who had not spoken, raised his head confidently, with a hint of a smile at the corner of his mouth, and winked at the old dean.

The old principal also found the other party’s gaze and said, “Beiguang? Do you have a way? ”

“Hmm.”

Zhang Beiguang nodded and said: “I have a way, Dean, there is a graduate of our college, as long as you call him over, this year, we will directly stabilize!” ”

“It’s no exaggeration to say that directly punch Beiying and kick Tsinghua!”

“Hold the top spot in the graduation season!”

As soon as the words came out.

The deans, who had just buried their heads, raised their heads again.

Yes?

Is there such an exaggeration?

……

Even the old headmaster’s eyes widened, and he said seriously: “Beiguang, I know that the pressure is high, but I can’t brag about it, a student is stable?” ”

“Hmm!”

Zhang Beiguang nodded vigorously, “Don’t worry, leave it to me, no problem!” ”

“Good!”

The old principal stood up directly and said, “Come on, Beiguang, the hope of our school is placed on you.” ”

……

After adjournment.

The old dean did not call Zhou Mo directly.

Instead, I contacted the beautiful girls of the academy, each of whom was eighteen or nineteen years old, one was better looking than the other, and one pair of legs was longer than many people’s lives.

And these girls only have one task, that is, to call Zhou Mo.

Thereupon.

Under the offensive of this large number of wonderful maiden girls.

Zhou Mo nodded in agreement.

Merely.

Zhou Mo claimed that he was not trying to behave in front of young students.

It’s about loving my alma mater.

Win glory for the school.

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