Chapter 631 I am better than Ji Xiaolan!
Liu Tao said bitterly: “I thought you had only one woman, Liu Tao, now it seems, how can a man as attractive as you have only one woman…”
Wang Wu smiled and said, “Have you watched “Idol Coming” before?”
Liu Tao nodded: “Of course I have seen it. I met you during that show.
Turns out I have heard of your scandals, I thought it was just some hype, now it looks like that, your relationship with those female stars turned out to be true
Wang Wu nodded: “Most of them are true. They are all my girlfriends now.”
When Wang Wu got Liu Tao, he stopped hiding himself and showed himself as a playboy.
When Wang Wu saw Liu Tao look a little sad, he said to Liu Tao: “Although I can’t assure you of loyalty, at least I will not behave like men, and I will not suck du, I will tell you To be honest, the reason why I have such a relationship with so many women, I have no choice but to
Liu Tao wondered: “Why are you so compelled?”
Wang Wu smiled bitterly: “Let me tell you a story.” ”
He is telling the story of Ji Xiaolan, a son of the Qing Dynasty.
There is a detailed record in the notebook novel “Insect Ming Manlu” in the Qing Dynasty. The book says that Ji Xiaolan is actually the reincarnation of a wild monster. Many times a day, how many times is it? It is said that it is 5 times. Second, once during the lunch break, and once again in the evening. It must be one before going to bed. What is it, eat meat!
What happens if I don’t eat enough food 5 times a day? It is said to be “cracked skin, cramped”, “red eyes and red cheeks”. This scene is a bit scary.
At that time, Ji Xiaolan was compiling “The Complete Book of the Four Treasures” and was on night shift in the inner court. He didn’t go back for several days and didn’t have the opportunity to get close to his wife. Then the tragedy appeared: eyes were congested, his eyes were flushed, and his face became red and uncomfortable. Can’t do it.
This happened to be seen by Qianlong who passed by accidentally.
Qianlong was shocked and asked Ji Aiqing what was going on.
Ji Xiaolan answered truthfully, the emperor laughed, and after the laugh, he sent two court ladies over to relieve his urgent need.
After the duty was over, Ji Xiaolan returned home, changed clothes and took a shower. At this time, the two court ladies also followed. The emperor said that Ji Aiqing had worked so hard to compile the book, so the two court ladies will give it to you.
Ji Xiaolan was too happy, so she felt awkward when meeting people, saying that he was “acquiring a concubine by decree”!
Eating meat five times a day for many years is also choking. If it were changed to someone else, it would have been a long time ago. Among the emperors of each dynasty, many died because of this.
But Ji Xiaolan is worthy of being Ji Xiaolan. Not only was his body fine, but he lived longer than anyone else. In 1805, Ji Xiaolan passed away at the age of 82, and the average life expectancy in the late Qing Dynasty was 45 years, almost twice. No wonder he was a wild monster. Reincarnation.
When he finished talking about Ji Xiaolan, just like he said to other women before, he said that he had practiced a kind of kung fu, and this kind of kung fu made him have to date with a woman every day. Betrayal.
This is a bit nonsense. When he said this, it had a hypnotic effect, which made these women, including the current Liu Tao, believe it.
After all, Wang Wu’s abilities are there, and it is indeed terribly strong (healed).
Liu Tao believed it completely, and she said: “~ Husband, as long as you don’t play with men and don’t suck du, I can rest assured. As for there are so many women, I can fully understand that no woman can resist you. Charm, not to mention that you need to have so many women after you have cultivated such skills. Besides, they are all big stars. I can follow
It’s a great honor for them to share men, I won’t mind!
Don’t worry, husband, I won’t leave you because of this.”
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