Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

Weibo,

"Chinatown Detective, released today..."

Comment area:

"Damn it, time flies so fast? The last time I saw it was the last time!!!!!!"

"Upstairs, where are you across from here???????"

"I remember Cheng Sicheng and Li Kun had a bet. Whoever lost at the box office would give the other party 500 million...

"Brother Li Kun's movie is released, I will definitely support it..."

"What?" Li Kun received a call and said, "Watch a movie with you?"

"Yes————" Tong Liya's voice rang on the other end of the phone.

"Now?" Li Kun asked.

"Yes -" Tong Liya nodded.

"Okay, I'll go find you-" Li Kun hung up the phone.

I looked at the time and found that it was already noon.

Li Kun got up and walked out of the villa.

Looking at Tong Liya's dress, Li Kun said, "Are you going out like this?"

"What's wrong?" Tong Liya took a look at her outfit and felt there was nothing wrong with it!

"Are there hats, masks, and sunglasses?" Li Kun said.

"have--"

"Put them all on—"

"All right----

Cinema,

Li Kun and Tong Liya were wrapped so tightly that ordinary people couldn't recognize them.

"I want to eat popcorn——" Tong Liya stretched out her hand and pointed to the popcorn on the counter.

Li Kun took a look and said: "Here comes a big bucket of popcorn and two glasses of Coke——"

"Okay -" the employees started to work.

"What else do you want to eat?" Li Kun asked.

Tong Liya looked around and found that there was nothing delicious, so she shook her head and said: "That's it -

"Hold the popcorn——" Li Kun handed over the popcorn, holding two bottles of Coke in his hand.

Tong Liya took the popcorn and followed Li Kun.

in the cinema,

Li Kun took out his movie ticket and took a look at where his seat was.

"This way——" Li Kun walked to the corner and sat down.

"Well -" Tong Liya nodded and sat down.

Not long after the two sat down.

The originally dark screen lit up.

An oriental dragon appears in the picture.

"Classmate Qin Feng, why do you want to apply for the Criminal Police Academy?"

"Is this question difficult to answer?"

"If you fail the exam once, just take the exam twice. There's nothing wrong with it."

"I bought you a plane ticket to go to Thailand for a week. He will receive you. He is my cousin and a nephew of your aunt's husband's cousin's daughter-in-law.

"Your distant cousin, the famous No. 1 detective in Chinatown, Tang Ren!"

bed,

Qin Feng, played by Li Kun, originally closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, but after hearing these words, his eyes opened!

That's a photo,

A photo of Wang Baoqiang wearing a police uniform, grinning widely, and full of joy.

Cinema,

A light song sounded,

[Chinatown Detective] five big characters appeared on the screen.

"Chinatown Detective? Is this a detective movie?"

"Probably not. I heard it's a comedy.

"Look again..."

Couples whisper to each other.

"Time passes and can never be returned, the past can only be recalled."

"Reminiscing about childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts——"

In the picture, Tang Ren, played by Wang Baoqiang, is holding a microphone in his hand, flashing his big gold teeth, and is singing happily.

Didi——

Hearing the phone ring, Tang Ren picked up the phone and answered, "What?"

"Has Grandma Wang's son been lost?"

"For such a big criminal, of course I will be more persistent."

"Haha, is this Wang Baoqiang?" In the cinema, a girl heard Tang Ren's spoken language and laughed. She looked at her boyfriend and said, "Why does he speak like this?"

"I can't come -

mahjong parlor,

"Tang Ren, your Feng Shui is not working properly————

"It doesn't make sense——"

Tang Ren answered the phone and said: "Hello?"

"Brother Tang, when will you come over?"

"Depend on"

Before I knew it, the movie was twenty minutes old.

"What's wrong?" Tong Liya picked up a piece of popcorn, threw it into her mouth, and asked curiously: "Want to sleep?"

"A bit -" Li Kun nodded.

"Then you lie on my lap -" Tong Liya said.

"Okay-" Li Kun lay on Tong Liya's lap and looked up at Tong Li's face.

Seeing Li Kun staring at her all the time, Tong Liya was shocked and asked, "What are you doing?"

"fine---"

Tong Liya raised her head, took a look, and found that there was a camera, and warned: "I'm telling you, don't move around, there are cameras here.

"What words?" Li Kun said: "Am I that kind of person?"

"You are----"

"I'm going to watch a movie——"

Tong Liya looked up at the big screen.

at this time,

The movie has gone on for more than twenty minutes.

In the police station,

Kuntai, played by Xiao Yang, held the report in his hand, smashed it directly on the table, and said angrily: "Huang Landeng, what do you mean????"

"You come to my territory to arrest people without saying hello????"

"Are you going to arrest my people????"

......."

....

"Waste painting, who in the whole Chinatown doesn't know that Tang Ren is my Ma Zai????"

"Ask them, which one doesn't know????"

"What evidence do you have to arrest this person!"

"Langdon, evidence..."

After reading the evidence, Kuntai hurriedly said: "I want to make it clear that I have nothing to do with this Tang Ren.

"Hahaha——" Huang Landeng: "Didn't you say that everyone in Chinatown knows that Tang Ren is your horse boy?"

"And I heard that in some private detective agency, you are the boss behind the scenes??"

"I'm warning you, don't talk nonsense!!!" Kuntai stood up and shouted: "I'm suing you for libel, I'm suing you for libel -"

"He slandered me——"

"He's slandering me——"

"Oh, yeah, oh, yeah..."

in the cinema,

After hearing this cell phone ringtone,

"Damn it, this cell phone ringtone is a bit hard.

"Hahaha--"

"babble………………

Kuntai answered the phone, "Sawadika

"Brother Tai, you..."

"What are you doing? How dare you kill someone? I give you six hours to surrender at the police station. y

"Brother Tai, I..."

"What am I, you must not think about running away, you must not think about leaving Thailand on a smuggling ship, and then transfer to Vietnam, Myanmar...Cambodia."

"You...don't let me see you, let me see you, I will kill you in minutes..." Quintai hung up the phone, stretched his hand over his head, and shouted: "I have no relationship with sin." ————"

"Hahaha--"

"Has this route been agreed upon????"

"Killing me………"

Cinema,

Seeing this paragraph, everyone laughed out loud.

Lying on Tong Liya's lap, Li Kun smelled a unique fragrance and asked: "What happened?"

"There is a very funny part in your movie that the audience is laughing at -" Tong Liya picked up the Coke and drank it.

"Oh——" Li Kun nodded.

time flies,

"Is this how bad people laugh?"

Zhang Zifeng showed a weird smile and occupied the entire screen.

"Fuck...Finally, I'll do this to you???"

"Mad, you scared me—"

"Is this Zhang Zifeng? I'm scared to death——"

"ah………

I heard a sound that sounded like a pig being killed.

Li Kun raised his head, looked at Tong Liya's face, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Zhang Zifeng scared others..."

"Uh..." Li Kun said: "Why do I smell it????"

Hearing this,

Tong Liya tightened her legs.

"Oh..." Li Kun smiled: "I understand——"

"I'll kill you..."

time flies.

The movie is over.

Tong Liya pulled Li Kun out of the cinema.

"Wow, slow down..."

"Shut up, you————

"hurry up………"

"I want to drive a motorcycle and tie my hair up

Weibo,

Some film critics watched Chinatown Detective and immediately started writing manuscripts.

"The movie Chinatown Detective is supposed to be a suspense comedy? I'm not sure, but the first half of the movie is really funny, especially when Xiao Tang and Lao Qin get along, and the second half is also very exciting as they search for the truth amidst wanted and threats..."

"Wang Baoqiang is indeed a comedian, he is always funny wherever he goes."

"Li Kun's acting skills are online, and he is a character that is most popular in idol dramas in the movie."

"Also, the character Yaya is very beautiful and plays a role in connecting many plots. The character that impressed me the most is actually the character Zhang Zifeng. Her innocence and cuteness in the early stage and her sinister and evil character near the end are all very well interpreted. In place.”

“The movie is recommended with 5 stars, it’s very enjoyable…”

comment area,

"Wow, it's really good. I thought that if Li Kun cuts off time like this, the movie he makes will be just bad money. But after watching it, I found that I was wrong. This is really bad money. This is a summer vacation movie. The best movie ever..."

"Made, I didn't watch Chinatown Detective today. Instead, I watched Cheng Sicheng's Beijing Love Story. My rating is..."

"I also watched Beijing Love Story, and I thought it was just a piece of shit. This guy just got money..."

"Chinatown Detective is my unexpected surprise during the summer vacation..."

at the same time.

Weibo,

A film critic whose ID is Fengguo,

Posted a post.

Post content:

"...Today I watched Beijing Love Story directed by Cheng Sicheng. I couldn't speak to myself for a long time after watching it. This is a fresh and innocent love story, a favorite among young bisexuals.

But this movie is not even worthy of being fresh and fresh. It is very pornographic and violent. Elementary school students will not be able to control it after watching it. It has a deformed view of love. All I can say is hehehehe..."

“I don’t recommend everyone to watch————”

Comment area:

"Made, I went to see it today. The scariest thing is that I took my grandma to see it today. There were so many sex scenes in the movie. Why did I take my grandma to see her Cheng Sicheng????

"Upstairs, hahahaha, why not let our grandma get married? I think grandma would like it very much..."

"A girl marries a loser and refuses the temptation of her ex-boyfriend's 240-square-meter mansion. The wife discovers her husband's video of renting a house. She almost gets raped after getting drunk in a nightclub. A middle-aged couple struggles to regain their relationship.

Sex, a cheating game in Greece caused her husband to have cramps, a boy lost his first love, became insane and claimed to be a superman, an old lady suffered from kidney cancer, and before she died, she pretended to be a matchmaker to seek marriage for her husband. "

"The dogs don't even look..."

"I have never seen such a bad script in my life. Is it a movie that is plagiarized and full of flaws? My dog ​​in the village, hooking up with a little bitch is better than this.

"Upstairs, I want to see..."

"I can't eat anymore -" Tong Liya licked the corner of her mouth and said tiredly: "I want to sleep -"

"Okay-" Li Kun nodded.

Not long after, Tong Liya fell asleep.

It seems that he is really tired.

"Ding ding————"

At this moment, a cell phone voice rang.

Li Kun glanced at the caller ID and found that it was Reba.

I glanced at Tong Liya who was sleeping. I was afraid of waking her up, so I walked aside to pick her up.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"Brother Kun, where are you?" Reba's happy voice sounded on the other end of the phone, "I'm free today, should we go see a movie?"

"What movie are you watching?" Li Kun laughed.

"Brother Kun, isn't your movie Chinatown Detective released today? Let's go see Chinatown Detective!" Reba said happily.

$8:""

He just finished watching (Wang Wang’s).

Why do you want to see it again?

"Brother Kun? Don't you want to go to the movies with me?" Regu's voice sounded a little sad on the other end of the phone.

"How is that possible? Where are you?" Li Kun said: "I'll pick you up right away——

"Hehe, I love you Brother Kun——"

Li Kun walked out of the hotel.

Go pick up Reba.

in the cinema,

Reba ate a piece of popcorn and said: "It looks good——

"The movie is about to end. Where should we go next?" Li Kun glanced at the movie and found that it would be over in a few minutes.

"Go home——"

"good."

"Why, you want to go home with me too?" Reba asked.

"if not?"

"No, I'm afraid..."

Under Li Kun's persistent pursuit, Reba finally let go.

in the room,

"Brother Kun, don't do it...

"If you don't want to, you just have to..."

time flies,

"ding ding__"

At this moment,

Li Kun's cell phone rang.

"Brother Kun, your mobile phone——"

Li Kun took a look at the caller ID and found that it was 10086. Well, this note belonged to Yang Mi.

Reba turned around and asked, "Brother Kun, won't you answer?"

"It's okay, maybe the phone is running out of airtime, don't worry about it..."

"All right………"

The villa stretches out,

"Li Kun..." Yang Mi gritted her teeth.

How dare you not answer my call.

I'm furious……

Twelve o'clock in the morning.

The Chinatown Detective box office is out.

Reba was dumbfounded when she saw the first-day box office of Chinatown Detective: "Brother Kun!! This, this..."

ps: My mentality is broken. Chapter 56 has not been unblocked since I revised it in the morning until nine o'clock in the evening. I am so numb that I beg to order all of them...……………………