Entertainment: I never eat free food
Chapter 695
Resisting the discomfort, they took a few shots and ended this stop.
Shen Lang couldn't help but ran to the side and retched. Not only him, but also Ms. Zhou, Liu Tianxian and several other women retched one by one.
Lin Lan quickly brought mineral water.
"Mr. Shen, Sister Xun, are you okay? Drink some water to relieve your stress."
Shen Lang took the water bottle and took two sips.
"Fuck, penguin poop is really stinky. Why is it so stinky? Wipe it."
Ms. Zhou almost rolled her eyes. Just now, for the sake of the camera and to show her yearning for nature, she hugged a penguin and stuck to it. She smelled all over.
"Oh my god, it stinks, I can't stand it, ugh!!!!"
Liu Tianxian looked at Lin Lan with a bitter face: "Director Lin, if there is such a thing again, I will quit, it stinks."
Zeng Li also looked like she was going to vomit: "Didn't we agree to come out to feel the nature and experience the fun of traveling? This is too smelly, yue."
Lin Lan smiled awkwardly: "I don't want to either. This is not arranged by the leader. Then we have an activity to see kangaroos later. Are we going?"
Shen Lang stood up and said: "Go, you must go. I came here just to see kangaroos. Let's go."
..........
The next morning, the program team came to a Chinese farm, which was run by Chinese.
A man, a woman, and two children, once they spoke, they spoke with an authentic Henan accent.
After a simple greeting and a group photo, Shen Lang couldn't wait to see the kangaroos. The farm owner Lin Datong led everyone to the fence.
Shen Lang took a look at this beast, with a body of tendons, thighs, biceps, and abdominal muscles... Wow, you must have grown up in the gym.
"Wow, so cute, can I touch it?" Yu Shuxin wanted to go forward.
But Shen Lang pulled her back.
"What are you doing? This thing is a beast. It can kill a person with one kick. Just look at it. Do you still want to go in?"
Mr. Zhou glanced at Shen Lang: "Is it true?"
Shen Lang rolled his eyes: "Look at this back muscle, this abdominal muscle, this biceps, triceps, and this thigh. Are you kidding? Ordinary adult men are no match for it. One encounter can kill you."
Farmer Lin Datong nodded and said: "That's right. Not only adults, but even professional boxers are not its opponents. It looks stupid, but it is actually a beast. Hundreds of people die in Australia every year. But you can watch it if you want. This domestic one is not that fierce."
"Ah, little kangaroo!!!" Yu Shuxin screamed, pointing at a little kangaroo that came out of the kangaroo mother's belly.
Liu Tianxian, Zeng Li, and Na Zha all had little stars on their faces.
Mr. Zhou was holding his chin and wondering if he could ride this thing.
Shen Lang didn't waste any words. He pulled his clothes and exposed his body. The good figure who looks thin when dressed and muscular when undressed walked to the male kangaroo.
"Director Lin, take two good-looking photos for me."
Shen Lang hugged the kangaroo's shoulders and bent a few poses, well, to compare his figure with the kangaroo.
Lin Lan didn't waste any words and asked the photographer to take a few photos.
After taking the photos, Shen Lang walked to the photographer and looked at the monitor. Well, not bad.
"Send it to me later, I'll post it on Weibo."
"Okay, Mr. Shen."
The photographer sent the photos to Shen Lang, and Shen Lang immediately sent a Weibo.
" @Hua Er You Bao Program Group @Huang Xiaoming, how is it, is it cool, who has a better figure, me or him?"
Soon the comment area exploded.
ID Strawberry Flavor Girl: "Wow, this body, these legs, these biceps, these abdominal muscles, wow, not bad, I'm talking about the kangaroo, it's really strong."
ID Pineapple Saidong: "Oh my god, I feel like this... if the kangaroo is a person, it's another iron-blooded strong man!!!!"
ID Follow the Wind and Cloud: "Well... as a fitness enthusiast, I can only say that the kangaroo brother's muscles are awesome, the ceiling."
ID Tang Seng Washing Hair Loves Rejoice: "Tsk, it can't kill me with one punch."
ID Sugar Play: "Well, I can be sure that it can definitely kill me with one punch."
ID Big Head: "Brother Lang, why don't you have a fight with Brother Rat?"
ID Don't Say Nonsense: "Did you go to Australia?"
ID Zui Qingfeng: "I'm in Australia, Brother Lang, where are you? I'll treat you to a meal."
ID Pig Girl: "The scenery is great, the muscles are nice, Langlang has a great figure, I'm feeling fetal movement."
ID Performance Massage: "??????? Fetal movement?????????? What a scary adjective, I'm scared."
As soon as Shen Lang started to eat up traffic, Zhou Gongzi, Liu Tianxian, Zeng Li, Na Zha, and Yu Shuxin also started posting pictures and eating up traffic.
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