Entertainment: From wedding host to superstar

Zhao Benshan on the stage was also happy: "You still say that you can't do it, I see that you are not quite humorous?" With your sense of humor, just make up a story and you can act as a sketch. "

Who knew that after hearing Zhao Benshan's words, Xiao Yifan's sigh was even louder: "Alas! "

Zhao Benshan wondered: "Say you have a sense of humor, why do you still sigh?" "

Xiao Yifan said in a low tone: "I used to write stories when I was in middle school, and I showed it to the teacher at that time, and after reading the teacher's comment: moaning without disease."

Later, I felt that the teacher was jealous of my talent, so I tried to study how to make up a good story, and then showed it to the teacher after two years. "

Zhao Benshan asked very cooperatively: "What did your teacher say?" "

Xiao Yifan covered his face with that hand and said, "He asked me with great concern: Are you sick?" "

There was laughter.

"Little brother, your story is like this... Is it magical? "

"Little brother, what kind of story did you write that can make people think that you have a brain disease after reading it?"

"Don't say it, I'm very interested in your story that allows the teacher to ask if you are sick."

Facing the laughter of the guests, Xiao Yifan sniffed in a fake manner and said, "So since then 113, I haven't pondered stories, if I use the stories I wrote to act in sketches, maybe the mental hospital should come and arrest me,

You'll have to find someone else to officiate the wedding. Teacher Zhao, just let me go. "

People in the audience shouted: "It's okay, the people from the mental hospital are coming, we will block it for you!" "

"Don't worry, I know the director of the psychiatric hospital very well, and I can let him wait until the wedding is over before arresting you."

This aroused Xiao Yifan's interest, and immediately looked at Zhao Si, who said this below, and asked: "Oh, Mr. Zhao, what's the matter, have you been there, or have you just escaped, so ironclad as the director of the mental hospital?" "

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone looked at Zhao Si with a smile.

Zhao Si was so angry that he twitched the corners of his mouth, and said angrily: "You... You just went... Been there! "

Zhao Benshan on the stage said in a tone full of appreciation: "You kid is too modest, if I knew you a few years earlier, I designated to sign you into my company..."

Zhao Benshan just wanted to continue to say something to express his recognition of Xiao Yifan, but saw that Xiao Yifan gave him a bied color, and woke him up that this was Xiaobao's wedding, so he changed his words: "Your jokes are also a good performance, just when you pass the level." "

Xiao Yifan took advantage of the words handed over by Zhao Benshan to bring the topic back to the theme of the wedding: "Teacher Zhao, today is not your beloved apprentice's wedding celebration, what happened if I passed the pass?" "

Zhao Benshan had a freshly sobered up expression and touched his face and said, "Ah yes, today is Xiaobao and Hong Hong's marriage." "

Xiao Yifan looked at the bottom of the stage: "Then you, as their witness, will you say two more blessings to them?" Applause, please! "

The guests under the stage began to clap their hands in cooperation.

Zhao Benshan cleared his throat and said, "Then I'll say two more words..."

Xiao Yifan, who was standing on the side, pretended to listen carefully to Zhao Benshan's speech, and quietly asked the system in his heart: "System, how many people have approved it now?" "

The system's synth sound starts: "Eight guests on site, the number of people who now recognize your performance: twenty-three." "

Xiao Yifan frowned imperceptibly.

It seems that it is still a bit unrealistic to rely on those few small jokes just now to complete today's system tasks, and you have to find a way to win the recognition of more people.

He hadn't missed a hand before, and Xiao Yifan didn't want to lose his treasure chest reward this time.

After saying another word to wish the two newcomers a good union for a hundred years, Zhao Benshan stepped down.

"Let's be friendly with today's newcomer, Mr. Song Xiaobao, and Ms. Huo Honghong."

Then, Xiao Yifan invited Song Xiaobao and his two sons to the stage.

Song Xiaobao and his wife did not arrange a special bridge on the stage, which was also requested by Song Xiaobao and Huo Honghong themselves.

When it comes to getting married, it's just a little simpler.

The two of them took the stage, and Xiao Yifan asked Huo Honghong, "Ms. Huo, on your big day, do you have any questions for Brother Bao?" "

Huo Honghong glanced at Song Xiaobao, and after the two exchanged glances, Huo Honghong smiled and said, "I don't have anything to ask Old Song, but I have some questions I want to ask you." "

"Ask me?"

Xiao Yifan was happy.

Here's the opportunity to win guest recognition.

"Then you ask."

Xiao Yifan looked at Huo Honghong expectantly, wondering what question she wanted to ask herself.

Huo Honghong smiled and said, "If the future emcee brother you get married, your mother and wife will fall into the river at the same time." "

"Who do you save first?"

"If your mother and wife fall into the river at the same time, who will you save first?"

After Huo Honghong's topic was asked, the audience was silent.

Everyone felt that Huo Honghong's question was too tricky to answer at all.

After a while, the guests at the scene became noisy again.

"Why would Honghong ask Brother Emcee this question?"

"Yes, this is a classic death question, no matter who you choose to save first, there is only one way to die."

"I don't know how the emcee brother is going to answer?"

"Brother emcee doesn't seem to have a girlfriend yet, right? Since there is none, then there is no fear of offending your girlfriend, and the master of ceremonies will definitely choose to save your mother, right? "

"But in case the emcee brother has a girlfriend in the future, she has to ask, what should the emcee brother do?" Unless it's to find a girl who doesn't know the master of ceremonies at all. "

"That's not safe, the emcee brother is so popular, how many young girls haven't seen his video?"

"Even if his future girlfriend hasn't seen the wedding he officiated, do you think enthusiastic netizens will turn over today's incident and tell his girlfriend?"

The guests looked at Xiao Yifan on the stage with confusion, expecting his answer.

They hope that Xiao Yifan can answer as smoothly as possible, so as not to be settled by his girlfriend in the future.

Zhao Benshan frowned slightly with some dissatisfaction.

Huo Honghong, this child, is also too ignorant, the master of ceremonies brother gave you two face before officiating the wedding, and as a result, you asked others this kind of question of not being able to get off the stage?

Wasn't she like this before?

Could it be that he was taught bad by Song Xiaobao?

Can't it? _

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