Entertainment: Divorced man starts with longing

Paper, well, Huang Wei naturally brought paper. He thought it was enough.

But Huang Wei never expected that rural toilets would be so deceptive.

There is no squat toilet in this toilet, let alone a sitting toilet. There are only a few wooden boards on top of the cesspit.

Because he was so uncomfortable with the fuss, he had no choice but to make do with it.

However, what he never expected was that because the release was too violent all at once, his buttocks were splashed with feces and water, and some of it was also splashed on his pants.

He feels like dying right now!

"Damn it... what kind of bird toilet is this?..."

Huang Wei was extremely depressed. His paper had wiped away the feces and water, and now he had no paper to wipe his butt.

It would be embarrassing for him to ask outside photographers to get paper. He is a popular celebrity and has no paper in the toilet. How embarrassing would it be if word spread?

If Goddess Ju Jingyi knew about it, she would be even more shameless and become a laughing stock.

"what to do? What to do now?"

Huang Wei was very anxious. He searched it all over, but he didn't see any paper. Nothing so deceptive has ever happened to him since he was so old.

He now regrets participating in this show.

His vision is a little dark, and he He picked up his cell phone and turned on the flashlight, and looked around. There was a pile of dry firewood and a bundle of dry bamboo as thick as his little finger.

He thought for a moment, took out a piece of dry bamboo, broke it into several pieces, hesitated, and gritted his teeth. , in his extremely depressed mood, he had to make do with it.

It seemed that he had not wiped it clean, but there was no other way! He planned to go back to the mushroom house to wipe it.

Soon, he walked out of the toilet with a calm look on his face. , try not to let others see any flaws

"Jingyi, let’s go back!"

Huang Wei walked up to Ju Jingyi and said with a smile. Now he just wants to go back.

Su Chen said:"The mission is not completed yet, there is still one fish left to catch!

Huang Wei said:"I want to arrest you!" Jingyi and I will go back first! Ju

Jingyi's pretty face was cold:"Can't we go back together?""

"Then..Okay then!"Huang Wei was helpless.

The three of them immediately walked to the rice fields again. Su Chen took off his shoes and went to the fields to catch fish.

Ju Jingyi and Huang Wei stood together and waited.

At this time, Ju Jingyi pinched her nose with her white and tender hands. That's why it's because Huang Wei smelled a bad smell

"Didn't he go to the toilet without wiping his butt?"

Ju Jingyi thought for a moment, moved her legs, and avoided Huang Wei a little distance, feeling a little sick in her heart.

Huang Wei noticed Ju Jingyi's actions, and felt a little panicked. His face was slightly ugly, and he said:"Jingyi, What’s wrong with you?"

"You...didn't you wipe your butt when you went to the toilet? Why do you smell a little bit?"

Ju Jingyi still asked.

Huang Wei:"....."

"puff.."

The three photographers who were taking the photo burst into laughter one by one. They wanted to hold back their laughter, but they couldn’t help it.

"No... I wiped it?"

Huang Wei's face was as ugly as pig liver, and he hurriedly defended. At this time, he just wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

It was so embarrassing!

"Then why do you smell so bad?"

Ju Jingyi didn't believe it.

"puff.."

The three photographers who were following us almost laughed out loud.

"What are you laughing at? You are not allowed to laugh!"

Huang Wei was very embarrassed and stopped shouting.

Several photographers immediately suppressed their smiles. They still respected the guests, but they all turned red after suppressing their smiles.

"Jingyi, I’m going back!"

Huang Wei felt ashamed and immediately went back to the mushroom house. He planned to tell Teacher He about this episode. It was best not to edit it and broadcast it, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

Ju Jingyi watched him leave and couldn't help laughing. He chuckled. His actions were undoubtedly not telling the truth.

Huang Wei didn't really wipe his butt when he went to the toilet.

After a while, Su Chen caught a silver carp and saw Huang Wei. Wei no longer stopped and walked to the shore and said:"Why doesn't he stop? Has he gone back?"?"

"He...haha...He didn't wipe his butt when he went to the toilet just now!"

Ju Jingyi couldn't help laughing and said

"No way!

Su Chen was ashamed when he heard this:"He doesn't have paper, can't he ask us for paper?""

"How do I know him? I guess he wants to save face! Ignore him. Now that our mission is completed, should we go back?"

"Of course I went back, why not?"

Throwing the caught fish into the bucket, Su Chen took his shoes and walked to the stream to wash his feet, put on his shoes, and went home with Ju Jingyi

"Su Chen, can I add your VX?"Ju Jingyi said

"What's the use of adding me to VX?"

Ju Jingyi's pretty face turned slightly red:"I also like singing! If there is an opportunity in the future, can we cooperate? Su Chen thought for a moment and said,"What kind of cooperation are you talking about?"

Ju Jingyi smiled:"For example, if you wrote a nice song and wanted to find a female singer to sing it with you, you could ask me?"

Su Chen had a cold look on his face:"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in finding you, and I don't know how to cooperate with a female singer!""

Ju Jingyi:"...."

"Why are you like this? Do you treat all girls like this? No wonder Yang Mi divorced you!"Ju Jingyi complained.

Su Chen's face suddenly turned cold:"Please don't mention the word Yang Mi in front of me in the future!"

After saying that, Su Chen suddenly accelerated his pace and threw Ju Jingyi away. Ju Jingyi was stunned for a few seconds, her face was quite ugly. She had never been so embarrassed in front of a man since she became a star. Yes.

How many men did not please her and show kindness to her when they saw her?

But this man treated her like an"enemy", which made her doubt her own charm.

"snort...What are you being cold about? From now on, I won’t say a word to you. When I’m talking to you, I’m just a puppy...."

With a cold snort, Ju Jingyi moved to follow her.........

PS: I want all kinds of requests, including flowers and cheap tickets. I’m such a bitch, so don’t complain if you don’t like it!