Entertainment: Dare to masturbate the Siberian tiger, this fresh meat is too wolf

Chapter 082

Chapter 0082: Hua Hua was scared and crying audience! Director Liu: Jiang Yu, hurry up and save the scene!!!

Teacher He and Bingbing walked into the village committee together and found Jiang Yu and Reba in an idle office.

But…… Unlike what they imagined, Jiang Yureba was preparing like a tide of fire.

Now.

The two sat on the sofa, their expressions were particularly focused, and they kept operating with their mobile phones in both hands

This…… Why does it seem to be playing a game!?

“Charm this monkey, hurry up… I’ll go! How is the damage so old and high! Two sticks knocked me out! It seems that I have to save my life with a famous knife! ”

Looking at the black screen mobile phone, Jiang Yu looked helpless.

“Hahaha, I’m sorry, my tanuki assistant can’t save people!!”

Reba smiled a little embarrassed.

“Next time, remember Na Yao, my descendant is really a thief 6!”

“Uh-huh!”

Hear the conversation between the two.

Teacher He and Bingbing finally determined that the two were not dazzled, this is really playing a game!

Boy!

Jiang Yu is swelling, the other two groups are now cheering, just he is still touching fish!

Do you think you’re 100% winning!?

“Ahem!!!”

Teacher He suddenly coughed vigorously a few times.

Reba and Jiang Yu, who were immersed in the game, only then looked up, and then saw Teacher He and the pure-looking and cute girl next to them.

Jiang Yu and Reba were stunned.

Almost simultaneously.

The two silently put away their mobile phones.

When the water friends saw this scene, they laughed directly.

“Hahaha, let your kid not play games, this is overturning, right?”

“Who is Brother Yu? Still afraid of overturning!? It’s all trivial! ”

“But I have to say ah, Brother Yu’s game is a real dish, and he doesn’t have the courage he should have!”

“Hahaha, Brother Yu doesn’t recognize this, but he claims to be the first descendant of the national service!!”

Seeing that he was caught, Jiang Yu took the lead in standing up and said with enthusiasm on his face: “Welcome Teacher He to come, what are the instructions!?” ”

He Yuan was quite helpless,

“Of course, to see how well you are going, who knows… It’s actually touching fish! It seems that the confidence is very full! ”

Jiang Yu hurriedly said: “Teacher He, this is what you don’t understand, Reba and I are for better play, so now entertainment and entertainment, he is a good son to relieve tension.” ”

“Is it—”

Teacher He had a smile that understood but did not debunk.

When Reba heard this, she quickly covered her face.

It’s full of looks like I don’t know Jiang Yu at all.

The water friends complained decisively.

“Haha, Reba’s performance is very similar to selling Jiang Yu shooter in the game just now!”

“The appearance of the goddess is so cute!”

“Pity Jiang Yu, this pot can only be carried by yourself!”

However……

At this moment, Bingbing suddenly stretched out his hand to Jiang Yu.

“Hello Jiang Yu, I’m a reporter Bingbing, it’s nice to meet you!”

Jiang Yu stretched out his hand and shook her gently,

“Hello, Sister Bingbing, I’m a big fan of yours! I watch the shows you host every day! ”

Jiang Yu smacked.

In my heart, I was thinking, what did CCTV specially send people over for this time!?

He knows that as the current host of the top traffic Bingbing, it is generally important things that she will come in person!

“Hahaha, your mouth is so sweet, this is difficult to see from your glorious deeds!!”

“Then it seems that everyone has a deep misunderstanding of me.”

Jiang Yu laughed at himself and looked at the strange photographer behind Bingbing.

“Sister Bingbing, you guys are here this time…”

Bing Bing smiled sweetly, but did not hide it,

“Our CCTV’s agricultural channel has a position as a spokesperson for rural revitalization… There are leaders who offer to let you come… You think about it. ”

Jiang Yu blinked.

Reba looked up, her eyes full of surprise.

This is a great honor!

Many stars can’t compete for it!

After a long time, Jiang Yucai said, “The surprise was too big, so I didn’t react for a while!” ”

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Yu patted his chest and said obligedly: “It is my honor to be honored to participate in the future development of the country!” How to still think about it, of course, it is obligatory! ”

“Did I say yes?”

“Of course! Feel free to contact if you need to! ”

CCTV’s thighs, if you can hold them tightly, you must hold them tightly!

Besides, even if you don’t give money, it’s a good thing!

In the future, not only large-screen advertisements in cities, but also billboards on rural roads can have their own photos.

That is not only a sign of fame, but also a rather heavy honor!

To be honest, after Jiang Yu heard the news, he was a little flattered!

Bing Bing smiled and nodded.

Another curious glance at the pile on the ground.

“These bricks, this silver gun, and this cow rope won’t all be props for your performance, right?”

As a surfer.

Bingbing naturally understands Jiang Yu, a popular newcomer.

Not only that.

Even her parents often share videos about Jiang Yu with themselves.

“Look at this young man, how powerful, dare to tease the Siberian tiger!”

“Girl, look, it’s this young man again, this time he beat the bear blind!”

“Girl, this kid went to castrate the piglet again, are the stars in the circle so violent?”

Come down these days.

Bingbing can also be regarded as having a preliminary impression of Jiang Yu.

Handsome is handsome!

But hides a wild heart.

Maybe do something shocking!

So.

Now seeing this ‘mess’, Bingbing naturally thought that Jiang Yu was going to start working again!

Really.

Jiang Yu smiled reasonably,

“Forget it, after all, we are a rural stage, what we want is lively.”

Bing Bing nodded and pointed to the brick,

“Is this for splitting?”

After speaking, he looked at Jiang Yu’s white palm again.

Fine skin and tender meat, how can it not look like you can split a brick!

However, when she just thought so.

“Yes!”

Jiang Yu had already answered.

Then he picked up the brick with one hand and put it in front of him, and the other hand suddenly waved with a knife.

“Snap!”

The smoke and dust suddenly exploded in front of Jiang Yu!

Teacher He and Bing Bing were both frightened.

Wait until the soot clears.

The two stared intently, and saw that the plate brick in Jiang Yu’s hand had been split in half!

Bing Bing was stunned, and Teacher He fell into sluggishness.

They thought that Jiang Yu would bluff and perform.

But I didn’t expect that Jiang Yu would go down with such a neat palm!

Even the two of them almost didn’t react!

“Brother Yu is calm, keep elegant and easygoing!”

“Hahaha, Bing Bing seems to be thinking about what it would be like if he slapped his head!”

“Brother Yu: The host of CCTV has never seen the world like this!?”

“Haha, that’s probably I haven’t seen Brother Yu such a wolf to destroy fresh meat! No way, the contrast is a little too strong! ”

“This palm, twenty years of kung fu! Who can catch it!? ”

After a long time.

Bing Bing came back from the shock.

In the past, it was nothing to watch on TV, but now, it is so close

Only then can you truly feel the terrifying explosive power under Jiang Yu’s palm!

It’s a monster, right!?

Don’t look strong?

How can you have so much strength!?

As for Teacher He, he didn’t stay stunned for too long.

After all, these days, Jiang Yu’s shocking operation is not the first time

However, this is not the end of it.

Jiang Yu said again: “After I get off the stage, I also want to challenge my limits, let’s start by splitting ten bricks at a time!” ”

Bing Bing swallowed his spit and compared a thumbs up,

“Awesome, then I’ll wait and see!”

The water friends are shouting non-stop.

“You mean it’s all pediatrics that are performing now!?”

“No wonder let Brother Yu split bricks without ambiguity, this still hides a big move!”

“Brother Yu, have you practiced internal martial arts!?”

“Apprentices? Tuition is not a problem! ”

“I also want to show this hand in front of the goddess!”

“Brother Yu, I was bullied by my girlfriend who practices taekwondo, teach me this hand, so that I can go back and let her know what it is to be called a master!”

“Brother, domestic violence is not happy!”

“Hahaha, you can feel this brother’s sadness across the screen.”

Time flies.

In the blink of an eye.

It’s time for the show to start.

The three groups were drawn separately.

Reba and Egret were pumped first.

Huachenyu and Kunquan second.

Reba had good luck and drew the finale!

After Teacher He went up and read the opening remarks.

The show has officially begun!

In a cheer, Transcendence and Egret led a group of children onto the stage.

Below the stage, hundreds of villagers gathered at this time began to shout and cheer.

Especially the parents of their own cubs on it, the cheers are especially loud!

It’s over, don’t forget to say a word,

“My family’s unproductive is also on top!”

“Isn’t that a second? The whole big flower face! ”

“Hahaha, the little rabbit cub can still be on TV, what a long face for Lao Tzu!”

The show of Egret and Beyond is decent, but the villagers applaud very hard for the sake of the beautiful growth of the two girls!

By the time the performance was over, the cheers were still ongoing!

At this time, Transcendence, who had been worried all along, suddenly felt a little calmer.

“It doesn’t seem to be too bad!”

The egret gently wiped the tip of his nose with his thumb.

“Just work hard, let’s not compete for rankings, just seek to satisfy ourselves!”

“Uh-huh!”

Go beyond the focus.

See the Beyond Egret descend the stage.

This moment.

Hua Chenyu’s mood couldn’t help but feel a little nervous.

It’s arrived!

The time has finally come to show your strength as a main coffee!

I almost waited for my heart to melt!

Hua Chenyu shouted slightly in his heart.

He walked up the stage slowly.

There are three programs in total.

The first is his solo solo.

Yesterday, Hua Chenyu had already contacted the partner dancer who had almost often collaborated before

For the moment, so to speak.

Hua Chenyu has already made quite preparations!

The lights are dimming.

The villagers waited with bated breath, their eyes full of expectation.

The next moment.

The song came out.

Loud and high-pitched!

At first, the villagers found it acceptable.

“I, Nima, such a high voice, I’m about to catch up with Xiao Shenyang!”

“It’s like a big, croaking on top!”

“Hey, hey, it’s almost there! Why do you keep calling, specifically showing high notes!? ”

To the RAP fragment.

The villagers’ expressions went something like this: o((⊙_⊙))o.

Some grumpy uncles can’t help but complain,

“What a thing! This is crying! ”

“What a weeping, this is obviously chanting! And read it quickly! ”

“This guy is not very good! It’s not as good as those two girls just now! ”

“Maybe that’s the trend!”

“Can’t appreciate it!”

Finally, there was another high-pitched chant, and the whole person sat on the stage like a mad demon, shaking like a sieve.

Some of the children cried in fright.

!!!”Woooo

“Don’t cry, don’t be afraid, there are no dead people, people are singing!”

“Groove! Sheep crazy! ”

“Big night, this is really scary!”

“Wait a minute, I don’t dare to go back alone!”

The villagers no longer complained, but collectively worried about Huahua’s mental condition!

Jiang Yu was secretly speechless.

Are you going to use this template singing method for a lifetime!?

Just sing your own song like this.

I often take other people’s classics and change them a few times!

As for the fans, what else is blown better than the original singing, higher than the original singing!

it!

According to Hua Hua’s singing style.

Jiang Yu feels that he can adapt 100 songs a day, and he doesn’t have to use his brain!

Finally.

One song is over.

Hua Chenyu opened his eyes.

Just now, he felt that he had entered the best state of selflessness, so he also closed his eyes and enjoyed!

When he saw everyone’s shocked looks, he felt quite proud.

A group of hillbillies, indulge in Uncle Ben’s artist-filled performance!

Hua Hua raised his head and straightened his chest and slowly walked down.

As for why the crowd did not applaud.

Hua Hua felt that it must be because of too much shock and the elongation of the reflective arc!

Next.

It is a solo dance of the kunai.

He imitated a well-known foreign dance master.

But after all, there is too little time, and the kunai does not imitate the soul, so it seems a little unusual.

This time.

The villagers did not skimp on applause, but they still sounded a little sporadically.

As for the cooperation of the last two.

Probably because neither Kun Kun nor Hua Chenyu wants to be a foil for the other.

So.

Some professionals quickly saw it.

The two not only grabbed the lines when they were singing in chorus, but also snatched the main lights of the stage while dancing.

Hua Chenyu was very unhappy in his heart, but this was his own request, in exchange for an opportunity

You’re a guy who didn’t give a single ounce, and you still want to steal the fruits of your victory!?

In the end, because of the camera grabbing, Hua Chenyu also had a black face in the face of the live camera audience.

Kunquan has a face full of indifference, with an expression that Lao Tzu is afraid of your ball.

Seeing this, the water friends began to complain one after another,

“It’s okay during rehearsals, why is it like this now!?”

“They are all top class, so they are competitors and they all want each other to die.”

“Huachenyu’s robbery of the lyrics is too obvious, my family Kunquan is tolerant enough!”

“Damn, the clay man still has a temper, the surname Hua is too deceitful!”

As for the audience at the scene, they secretly breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts.

“My mother, it’s finally over, it’s too torturous! The brains are all buzzing! ”

“Is this the star that young people like? It’s not amazing! Chahua Boy and Brother Fly are far away! ”

“I’ve been looking forward to most of the afternoon, but now it seems that it is better to go home and sleep!”

Teacher He and Director Liu looked a little ugly at this time.

It’s not because Hua Hua and Kun Kun don’s performances are not satisfactory, these two styles, he has long been accustomed to, so he feels that there is nothing in his heart.

The reason why I am angry is because the two seem to be at odds again.

This time, in front of the spotlight, he was already about to tear his face!

Alas, Teacher He sighed slightly in his heart, how good this is.

Looking at the audience who complained at the scene, Teacher He could only pin his hopes on Jiang Yu.

“Okay, finally, it’s our long-awaited Jiang Yureba group, please!!!”

Next moment!

The lights are completely out!

The stage fell into darkness.

Vaguely.

Everyone in the audience saw a figure slowly walking to the stage, and their hearts were in their hearts.

Suddenly!

Fire bursts into the sky!