Entertainment: Acting as Zhang Qilin, forced to marry by Boss Yang

“Yes, yes, yes~ I secretly glanced at it when I was hiding in your arms just now, and it seemed that Brother Jin and Brother Tattoo Table were dealing with that zombie.”

Zhao Jinmark said with great certainty.

And at this time.

Zhao Xiaobone and the others, who heard Zhao Jinji and Reba’s conversation, also slowly opened their eyes.

They first looked at the tomb suspiciously.

After discovering that scary zombie is really gone.

Only then did Qi brush a sigh of relief.

Zhao Xiaobone’s heart palpitated: “It really scared me to death just now, it’s the first time I’ve seen a living zombie.” ”

Zhou Yutong was also afraid: “I saw zombies on TV before, I didn’t think it was so terrifying, and the one just now really scared me to death.” ”

Zhang Zifeng stood on the side and patted his flat chest: “Yes, just now that zombie was still bubbling with black qi, I almost scared to pee.” ”

Hearing Zhang Zifeng’s words.

Zhou Yutong suddenly shrugged his nose twice: “Huh? Speaking of which, I really want to smell a smell of urine, sister Zifeng, shouldn’t you already be scared to pee? ”

“How is that possible? You see, I didn’t…”

Zhang Zifeng turned around in place to prove his innocence.

Seeing this, Zhou Yutong immediately became puzzled: “That’s strange, could it be that I smelled wrong?” ”

Reba said, “You smelled right, this tomb seems to really smell more urine than before.” ”

At this moment, Zhang Zifeng suddenly thought of something.

I saw that she hurriedly took a few steps back.

Then looked at Zhou Yutong and the others and said: “Sisters, have any of you just been scared to pee?” ”

“Are you scared to pee? I didn’t. ”

“It’s just, believe in yourself…”

In order to prove their innocence, the others also followed Zhang Zifeng’s appearance just now and turned around in place twice.

Let’s check on each other.

In the end, it turned out that everyone’s pants were dry.

Reba held her fingers and looked puzzled: “It’s so strange, since everyone is not scared to pee, where does the smell of urine “620” in this tomb come from?” ”

Zhang Zifeng whispered, “Could it be Sister Bingbing?” ”

Hearing this, everyone looked up at Wang Bingbing who was behind the sarcophagus.

But unfortunately, Wang Bingbing’s pants are also dry.

Right at this moment.

The sharp-eyed Reba suddenly saw something.

She stretched out her finger to Cai Xukun, who was lying in front of the sarcophagus, and shouted: “Look at it, Cai Xukun’s trouser legs are wet, it turns out that he was scared to pee.” ”

Hear Reba’s words.

The others also immediately looked over.

“It’s really him.”

“Huh… It’s so disgusting~”

“I didn’t expect a man to be scared out of pee?”

Zhao Xiaobone and the others all showed a look of disgust.

At first, they thought it must be one of the girls who was scared to pee.

After all, girls are less daring than men.

That’s why they found out that no one was scared to pee.

The main reason for doubting Wang Bingbing for the first time.

Because Wang Bingbing is also a woman.

But they didn’t expect it.

The one who was really scared by the zombies.

It will actually be Cai Xukun.

A guy would pee before these girls.

It’s also a shame.

Zhou Yutong suggested in a low voice: “Everyone will try to stay away from Cai Xukun later, and be careful of urine stains.” ”

Everyone nodded tacitly when they heard this.

That Cai Xukun now peed all his pants, and there was a big pool on the ground.

The body must stink to death.

Who will go near him?

…

That’s when it was there.

The comatose flower and the kunai also woke up.

“Groove ~ so smelly ~”

“Kunai… You pee. ”

Sensing that something was wrong, Hua Hua quickly hugged the headless corpse and moved away from the kun.

Kunquan glanced down, and his heart suddenly turned cold.

Mom~

When did I pee?

Why is there no impression at all?

Wait a minute…

My suspender trousers are darker.

Except for flowers, no one else should know about it, right?

Kun Kun glanced at Zhao Xiaobone and the others on the opposite side with a fluke mentality.

It turned out that the women were pointing at themselves.

And the face is full of disgust.

Moment.

The heart of the kunquan fell directly to the bottom.

It’s over.

Reba they all saw it.

The fans in the live broadcast room must have seen how I am now.

Don’t ah~

I’m the man who defeated the Zhou Ji Round.

I’m a man at the top of the Chinese music scene.

What a name for my life!!

Mom!

This is the moment.

The kun, who pays the most attention to his own image, almost has the heart to die.

“Kun, are you all right?”

Noticing that something was wrong with the state of the kunai.

Hua Hua quickly comforted him: “Actually, you don’t have to do this, Wu Jin and Zhao Wen Table they were also incontinent before, isn’t it good now?” ”

Hear this.

As if grasping a life-saving straw, Kun Kun quickly looked up at Hua Hua: “Is what you said true?” Have they been incontinent before? ”

Now he just wants to find a few more people to go into the water so that he can share the pressure on his side.

Hua Hua nodded and said, “Yes, it seems to have been on the news at that time, but it was all positive news.” ”

Kun Kun was stunned: “Isn’t it? Incontinence is also positive news? ”

Hua Hua explained: “It depends on what reason you are incontinent, I remember that Wu Jin seems to be filming, do dangerous actions do not stand-in, as a result, fell from the sky, fell to incontinence, at that time in the hospital rest for 1 month to recover, everyone respected his professionalism, so they praised him on the hot search.” ”

When Kun Kun heard this, he suddenly came to the spirit: “What about Zhao Wen Table?” ”

Hua Hua thought for a while: “Zhao Wen table is more powerful, he seems to be a fire on the scene of the crew, in order to rush into the fire to save people, he was smashed into the back of the head by a beam and pillar on fire, not only incontinent for two weeks, but also almost disfigured, but later he was also praised on the hot search and gained a large number of fans.” ”

In the past, in addition to writing English songs, he played basketball.

I haven’t learned about the news events in the entertainment industry at all.

But at the moment.

After hearing these two things that Hua Hua said.

He immediately had some thoughts in his mind.

The end of his own incontinence has been decided.

This cannot be changed.

If you want to save your image.

There is only one way.

That is to make up a more credible reason for incontinence.

And this reason.

It has to be positive.

It’s the same as the two incontinence incidents between Wu Jin and Zhao Wen Table.

If it works.

Maybe you can still be blessed with misfortune.

Rush directly to the hot search and gain a wave of fans!

Second~

Too seconds!

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and his face gradually regained the confidence he had before.

He rushed over and hugged Hua Hua.

“Thank you for flowers, I really don’t know what to do without your reminder.”

Kunquan said affectionately.

This is his heartfelt gratitude.

For nothing else.

Just because Hua Hua gave him a way to save his image.

Flower:???

“Groove~ Your pants are full of urine stains?”

Hua Hua quickly pushed away the kun, and then slapped the urine stains on her pants vigorously.

Then, his hands were also wet.

Kun Kun scratched his head a little embarrassed: “Sorry, I was so excited just now…”

Hua Hua was speechless: “Ma De, I already knew that I wouldn’t tell you this.” ”

Kunquan smiled implicitly.

At this moment, the two suddenly remembered something.

“Huh? What about that zombie just now? ”

“I don’t know, it seems that Wu Jin and Zhao Wen Table beat him away.” (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

“I didn’t expect the two of them to be so powerful, it seems that they are out of the limelight this time.”

“Two old bacons, even if they are in the limelight, they won’t be able to jump for a few years, let them be.”

“It’s also…”

Given that Wu Jin and Zhao Wen Table seemed to be injured.

Both of them immediately thought that they had knocked the zombie away.

And it seems that only the two of them can do this.

But in the eyes of the kunai.

Wu Jin and Zhao Wen table is useless even if they are powerful.

Those two old bacons are so old.

How many years can you still play a tough guy?

It was only a matter of time before he quit the entertainment industry.

But he is different.

He is still young, upright and youthful.

At present, the popularity of the business is booming.

As long as you find an opportunity, you can catch up with those two old bacons in minutes.

Not to mention.

He has now thought of a great opportunity.

As long as it is done properly.

He can definitely reap a big wave of traffic.

But.

This operation requires the cooperation of someone to be most effective.

Thereupon.

Kun Kun immediately took the flower and went to kick Zhang Dada, who was unconscious on the other side, to wake up.

“Zombies ~ Mom, I’m afraid, I’m afraid of zombies…”

Zhang Dada woke up and hugged Kunku’s thigh.

Flower:???

Salmon: ???

Alas~?

How is it wet?

And with a smell of urine.

Zhang Dada, who was holding the thigh of the kun, suddenly realized something and quickly let go of his hand.

But it’s already late.

“My God~ Kun, why did you pee? Blah blah…”

Before Zhang Dada finished speaking, he wiped his mouth with his clothes.

Kunquan spread out his hands: “You held me yourself, I didn’t force you.” ”

Zhang Dada was stunned for a moment.

He was very curious.

Why is it that the kunai has already scared to pee his pants, and can he still be so calm?

“By the way, what about the zombie?”

Zhang Dada asked after reacting.

Kun Kun pouted with disdain: “I was beaten away by Wu Jin and Zhao Wen Table.” ”

When Zhang Dada heard this, he was immediately stunned: “Isn’t it? Are the two of them so bullish? Even zombies can fight? ”

Hua Hua snorted coldly: “Maybe that zombie is actually not powerful, the main thing is that we were all frightened just now, otherwise, if we are on it, we can also fight away that zombie.” ”

Zhang Dada shrunk his neck: “Don’t say goodbye?” That zombie knows that it is not easy to mess with, if you encounter it again later, you guys will go to yours, don’t take me with you. ”

Hua Hua glared at him in disgust: “You guy is too timid, you have to know, some things are useless, why should ghosts be scary, it’s because their means are only scary…”

Kunquan also followed and said: “Yes, I have heard others say before, the more scary things are, the more garbage they may be, because their skills are scary.” ”

Being said by Hua Hua and Kun Kun like this, Zhang Dada was also quickly brought in.

He thought with his fingers in his eyes: “What you said seems to be quite reasonable.” ”

Hua Hua smiled and said: “Of course what we said makes sense, as the old saying goes, a dog that bites does not bark, and a dog that barks does not bite a person, in fact, this is the meaning.” ”

Zhang Dada suddenly realized: “Well, it makes sense!” ”

See the time is almost right.

Kun Kun went straight to the topic and said: “By the way, it seems that the three of us fainted just now, we must find an excuse to clarify, otherwise the external image is not good.” ”

“Yes, that’s what I thought.”

“Me too…”

The three hit it off, and then began to discuss countermeasures under the guidance of Kun Kui.

And right at this moment.

Wu Jin, Zhao Wen table, and Wang Bingbing also returned to the tomb from behind the screen.

Seeing this, Kun Kun hurriedly ran over.

“Wait a minute, don’t come over, just stand there and say something…”

Looking at the kunquan that was covered in urine stains and still dripping with unknown liquid on the edge of his trouser leg, Wang Bingbing hurriedly took a few steps back.

Wu Jin and Zhao Wen, who were following her, also moved to the side.

I was afraid that the kunai would shake the urine stain on its trouser leg.

“Ahem~”

Kun Kun coughed lightly twice, and then said to Wang Bingbing seriously: “Sister Bingbing, don’t dislike me, in fact, I just peed to protect you.” ”

？？？

Wang Bingbing looked confused.

Is this big brother scared stupid?

Pee your pants to protect us?

How much did you drink?

“Kun, are you stimulated by something?”

Wang Bingbing asked worriedly.

Now it’s so dangerous here.

If only this big brother really had a brain problem.

Then they’re in trouble.

After all, take a person with a brain problem on the road.

It will be a little inconvenient.

“I’m fine, I’m fine.”

The kunai rubbed his nose.

Subsequently.

He deliberately pretended to be shy and said to the live camera: “Actually, what I want to tell you is that the reason why I peed at that time was because I wanted to use my boy urine to deal with that zombie!” ”

“Because I used to hear the village elders say that boy urine can ward off evil spirits!”

“But I was so hungry at the time, when I was preparing to pee, my brain suddenly went black, and I lost consciousness, maybe I just happened to be fainted by hunger.”

“But I think my boy’s urine must have splashed on that zombie, otherwise that zombie wouldn’t be so easy to deal with.”

Hear the words of the kunai.

Zhang Dada and Hua Hua, who followed from behind, also quickly nodded.

“Yes, I can testify to this, Kun Kun really wanted to use boy urine to deal with that zombie, but he was so hungry at that time that he fainted when he was just about to pee, and I was also fainted by hunger just now, not frightened, this point must be clarified.”

“Me too, I’m hungry too…”

In a few words, they glanced at the fact that they had been stunned by zombies before.

Especially the mackerel. 5.0 He even went out of his way to describe himself as a brave man.

His original intention was to stand up and deal with zombies.

I was so hungry.

So I fainted from hunger without making a move.

And it was just when he was about to release the boy’s urine, so he made such a big oolong.

For the forced explanation of the three.

Wang Bingbing naturally did not believe it.

Because she is no longer the ignorant little girl.

What the hell are these three guys trying to do.

She knew better than anyone.

Isn’t it just to save his previous gaffe image in front of netizens?

But.

Wang Bingbing didn’t believe it.

It does not mean that other netizens do not believe it.

Now.

When the three of them explained in the live broadcast room.

Those mackerel and pollen were immediately moved to cry.

[Oh my God~ I didn’t expect that my Kun was still a child! ] 】

[It’s really not easy for me to keep my body like jade for so long! ] 】

[He will only want to use boy urine to deal with that zombie, what is wrong with him?] 】

[I think the reason why Zhang Qi can kill that blue-robed zombie is most likely because that blue-robed zombie was first injured by my kun’s boy urine. ] 】

[Yes, that’s right, that blue-robed zombie finally turned into flying ash, and it was my kun’s boy urine that played a role. ] 】

[I’m so moved, I didn’t think that my Kun has been silently paying behind his back, and you people just laughed at him for being scared to pee, is there still a royal law? ] Is there still heavenly reason? 】

[Ma De, their explanation is simply more scientific than the notice just issued by the Archaeological Institute, they don’t go to work in the Archaeological Institute, it’s really talented! ] 】

[That is, I still want to use boy urine to deal with that zombie, I really laughed to death, he was in front of that zombie at that time, could it be that his boy urine was taken out on the spot? ] Who would be so outrageous? 】

[Maybe it was because the situation was urgent at that time, so I had no choice?] 】

[Yes, I must be forced to do so! ] 】。