Enforcer's Handbook

Song Lan felt that there must be something fishy about a medical team that disappeared in a small town in a third country more than half a month ago.

So he discussed the matter with Lu Xiang as soon as he returned home.

Lu Xiang, who had been busy all day and was covered in dust from the explosion, lay on the bed and didn't want to move after taking a shower. She pulled the quilt over her mouth with both hands and stared at the ceiling.

After listening to Song Lan's description, she said, "Infection has always been a big problem in third countries. Almost every once in a while, there will be a sudden outbreak of infection in a village or small town. In recent years, most tactical nuclear bombs have been used in third countries. There are three countries, but the problem is that no one knows where the source of infection came from."

After learning about the existence of Devourers, Lu Xiang felt that someone was releasing Devourers into a certain town from time to time.

"This just proves that wild devourers are not as good as our domestic devourers."

Domesticated?

Lu Xiang always felt that this description was a bit subtle, as if he was still treating a mutant creature with a total length of hundreds of meters as a small animal.

"Uncontrolled devouring and extension will only bring destruction to oneself. These wild devourers can provide us with negative teaching materials."

Song Lan kept talking, "You see, the Devourers we raised can produce armored vehicles, automatic turrets, military robots, and also formed a Shadow Guard. Now the garbage dump has built four research departments and a complete set of security system, while wild Devourers can only produce zombies.”

In his opinion, zombies are undoubtedly one of the most annoying types of soldiers on the battlefield.

It is not immune to bullets and will die if shot in the head. It has no countermeasures against weapons of mass destruction. Apart from the ability to infect incidental attacks, it is almost useless.

This is a typical civilian killer who can only fight with ordinary unarmed citizens, and cannot even defeat civilians with guns.

If you look at those zombie-themed movies, most of the survivors depicted are people without psychic powers, prosthetics, or physical modifications. They can just pick up a gun and blow the zombies' heads off, so that Song Lan feels that Putting a cybermaniac into many zombie-themed movies is a dimensionality-reducing blow.

"They have completely failed to develop their swarm consciousness and powerful learning ability. This is the result of their self-destruction!"

"Yes, this is the consequence of self-destruction!"

Hearing this sentence, Lu Xiang immediately became energetic. She directly lifted the quilt, sat up from the bed and straightened her body. She did not expect that this sentence would one day come out of Song Lan's mouth, "And our department Here, there is a self-destructive person who always wants to be lazy and take advantage of the situation!"

She admitted that Song Lan was very reliable at critical moments, but if there were no critical moments, this guy would lie on the sofa in her office for a month.

The cushions on the sofa have been softened by Song Lan recently.

"I think you should reflect on yourself and ensure at least 4 hours of effective working time every day."

"I have thought about this issue carefully."

Song Lan spoke sternly, "To discuss this issue, we need to make a clear premise. The workload of our department is fixed. For example, the total workload is 100. As long as someone completes 99 of the workload, I only need to make up for it every day. The last bit of work is considered a mission accomplished.”

"What theory is this?"

"I feel that in good conscience, the time spent working on Galactus and Hornworm Teams should be attributed to me."

No matter what Lu Xiang thought, Song Lan felt that what he said made sense.

He doesn't recruit people randomly. "Although I seem to have done nothing on the surface, in fact, the city's reconnaissance and patrol work, weapons research and development, and military strength construction issues have all been completed."

He has an extremely in-depth study of the theory of salted fish. Pure salted fish will indeed only bring destruction to yourself, but if you find someone who can help you complete your work before you are lazy, you can be lazy openly, "Manager Lu , if you think about it carefully, are the two departments I manage able to complete their work well even without me?"

Roger and the other three are already familiar with the production of weekly magazines. As long as a big news happens in District 17 from time to time, their work can continue in an orderly manner.

As for the psychological counseling department...

After the hornworm investigation team was used in actual combat, the work pressure of colleagues was greatly reduced. Now even the busiest special operations team and criminal investigation department can go to the bar for team building from time to time. People suffering from mental illness The odds are getting slimmer and slimmer.

"you……!"

Lu Xiang always felt that something was not right, but for a while he couldn't think of how to refute.

If Song Lan is judged based solely on his status as the head of the Psychological Counseling Department and the Publicity Department, he has indeed completed his task outstandingly.

This is really unscientific.

This person went to work every day, discussed the day's work with Roger and others in less than a quarter of an hour, and then lay down in her office. As a result, the work was really completed in an orderly manner.

She felt that her outlook on life had been impacted like never before.

"This is how wise generals solve problems."

Song Lan crossed his arms over his chest. If he were placed in a real-time strategy game, he believed that he must be an intellectual hero. Psionics only provided him with a means to solve problems. If everything was solved by relying on psionic powers and force, , he had long been exhausted.

"So going back to the issue we discussed at the beginning, I am considering bringing the wild devourer back to our place for a good education."

As an excellent commander, when the construction of the main base is close to saturation, it is necessary to consider the issue of opening a second mine.

"The issue I'm most worried about now is whether there will be conflicts and fights between the Devourers."

Even though the Devourer they raised is hundreds of meters long, its actual mental age is only two or three years old. The mental age of the wild Devourers outside will only be even lower. "I heard that children of this age are particularly prone to... They started fighting for some inexplicable reason."

The difference is that instead of breaking your toys, fights between Galactus destroy your building.

"Just wait a moment."

Lu Xiang had to interrupt Song Lan, "Isn't the main purpose of this operation to rescue Dr. Oleg's team?"

"Of course we have to rescue them, but we also have to see if we can find a way to capture the wild Devourers."

Only children make choices, and adults are already on the road to opening a second mine.

"Even if you catch it, where are you going to keep it?"

There is only one garbage dump in District 17, and there is an upper limit on the domestic and electronic waste produced every day. Put the two together, and the "food" may not be enough for them to share.

"So didn't I come to discuss this with you?"

Song Lan said, "Where do you think it would be better to raise it?"

"I don't think you should think about whether these things exist or not."

Lu Xiang straightened her face and glared at Song Lan. She slapped the pillow next to her hard and said, "Go to bed quickly!"

Current accumulated updates: 21 chapters

The character's heart value has exceeded 4500, unlocking the 45th mini theater:

Small Theater Forty-Five:

Tuesday, a certain day, a certain year, a certain month, noon.

On this day, Lu Xiang took the initiative to skip work for the first time without any irresistible factors. As soon as the lunch break came, he followed Song Lan back home secretly.

Compared with the real evils faced by the coalition government, skipping work was nothing at all, but Song Lan felt an inexplicable excitement in her heart.

If placed in school, Lu Xiang would undoubtedly be the kind of study committee member with top-notch grades in all subjects, rigid and beautiful, and also the perfect template for what is called "other people's children" at home, and as a person who often sleeps in the back row of classes Not only did he lure the study committee member to talk nonsense with him in class, he also encouraged her to skip class in the afternoon.

It is really……

So sinful.

“Put more meat in the griddle potatoes!”

Lu Xiang poked his head into the house like a thief and lowered his voice unconsciously.

"We're already home, there's no need to be so nervous."

As expected of a disciplined study committee member, the guilt in her heart made her still worried about being discovered by the teacher after she got home.

"Oh yes, we're home already."

Lu Xiang suddenly realized that he skipped class for the first time. Just when Song Lan was lamenting his sinful behavior, he suddenly noticed a scary smile on the other person's face.

"how?"

"I came back so early today."

Lu Xiang's face no longer showed the fear of skipping class, "That means you will be idle all afternoon, right?"