Endless Debt

Hello everyone, this is Andlao, your loyal friend who is eager for monthly tickets.

First, ask for a monthly pass.

That's right, I'm begging for a monthly pass. I, the ultimate lazy dog ​​who has been here for who knows how long, failed to escape the wave of involution, so I shamefully beg you for a monthly pass.

In the next month, I will try my best to keep updating three times a day. Please give me your monthly tickets!

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Okay, now that the formulaic talk is over, we can start talking about something else.

To be honest, I have always felt that I am insulated from things like asking for monthly tickets.

I am a pretty laid-back, muddle-through person, so much so that my friends in more than one group think I am somewhat of a hermit.

Of course, to expand the definition of the hermit, he would be the Qiaodong brother who lives under a bridge in Puhe, Shenyang, and is still unmarried in his thirties. He beats passers-by every day, robs their mobile phones, codes, and publishes chapters.

Somehow, everyone believed this.

Well...Hello everyone, this is Andlao, your loyal friend who lives below Puhe Qiaodong in Shenyang.

Brother Qiaodong's daily life is to get up and go to the river to solve physiological and metabolic problems, and then wait for the right passerby to appear, beat him and update the chapter. The rest of the time, like an old monk in meditation, watching the gurgling river water to pass the time.

However, Brother Qiaodong’s daily life is not always so messy. Sometimes at night, he just picks up a passerby who is running at night, and we all chat together. We also borrow his mobile phone to take a look at his writer’s backstage and look at the rising data...

I hold it in my mouth. I seem to be mixed up.

When I think that I am no longer the unknown author who said "4,000 updates a day is victory" and "if you are hungry, you are alive", I can't help but feel a little dazed.

But as soon as I saw the familiar bridge and the daily life that had basically remained unchanged, as well as the fixed routine of beating passers-by and starting to write words every day, I suddenly felt moved by not forgetting my original intention.

It's like a boy who has been away for thirty years and the first thing your mother does when you come back is to ask you to cut your hair.

These days, there are not many people who can persist under a bridge for so long like me.

Sometimes I wonder if I should change myself, become less laid-back, be more progressive, and be more involved.

To be honest, the thought of changing often bothers me. When I toss and turn at night and can't sleep, I get up and go to the river to be in a daze with the fishermen who are fishing at night.

Fishing guys sometimes ask me, "Brother, you don't even have a fishing rod, so what are you going to catch?"

I asked back, "Whatever you are fishing for is what I am fishing for."

The fishermen's eyes were confused for a while, and I continued, "It's like staying up late. The world today is too busy, and we can only feel half of peace in the time stolen late at night."

I opened NetEase Cloud and picked a sad piece of pure music, "What you are fishing for is not the fish, but the process of fishing and the state of mind that is independent of the world."

The fisherman's expression changed drastically after hearing this, and then he burst into tears in the Pu River.

"Grandmaster!"

The evening breeze carried my shawl-shaped hair, and matching the weather-beaten posture under the bridge, I took his fishing rod and threw it out gracefully.

The anglers were shocked by my attitude of fishing alone for eternity with my back to everyone. I knew it was time to use my finishing move.

"Life should not be a track, but a wilderness!"

I read Baidu’s Chicken Soup for the Soul and shouted.

"We want to return to the sea!"

As I said that, I jumped into the Pu River - and then disturbed the nest of the fishermen.

The fishing guys were shouting and cursing on the bank. I opened my hand and found myself in the river.

Theoretically speaking, judging from the tips given by Amap, after floating for hundreds of kilometers on the Pu River, you can indeed float to the sea, but I obviously forgot that it is November.

The highest temperature is ten degrees and the lowest is minus three.

When passing by the bridge where I lived, I climbed onto the shore dejectedly and shivered in my bed.

The famous philosopher Kha'Zix the Void Predator once said, "Change is good."

For this reason, I often make many decisions at night that I want to change.

For example, I bought an elliptical machine that costs more than 2,000 yuan. I often tell myself that after I finish typing, I will run on the machine for forty minutes to release my energy that has nowhere to vent and tire out my lifeless body.

But most of the time, it serves as a clothes hanger.

There is a saying, this thing can hang things better than a treadmill.

After several moves, it cost 200 each time to ask the master to come and dismantle this thing. After several times, the disassembly and assembly fee almost caught up with the original price.

If you sell it, you won't be able to recover the cost, but if you keep it, it will still take up space.

But in the final analysis, running on the elliptical machine is not that difficult.

According to my brain with 90 points in junior high school physics, G=mg, step on it with both feet and give everything to the gravitational potential energy. The next thing you have to do is to explode your small universe and burn your bioenergy.

Use your strong personal will to fight against physiological instincts, persist for forty minutes, aerobic and strength, and play "Gonna Fly Now" from "Rocky" to become a Super Saiyan in thirty days! Raise your hands to fuck Frieza.

Forehead……

Stop, my friend, and don't think too much.

If I had this ability to execute, I would have made more than 10,000 per day, dressed in tendons, going to high-end places, looking forward to the love of a rich woman, why bother to stay in a bridge hole and use nine-key words.

But, if you think about it this way, it’s actually not that difficult. It’s not that difficult to run for forty minutes, it’s not that difficult to watch three shifts a day, it’s not that difficult to ask for a monthly pass and it’s not that difficult either.

Change is good...lol.

So this single chapter is not here to understand life, nor to explain the soul. I just want to make some messy jokes. The word count is small, so it seems that I am not so perfunctory in asking for a monthly ticket.

So please give me a monthly ticket.

I'm here to ask for a monthly ticket!

I see you in the picture, please give me a monthly ticket, thank you.

ps,

Well, actually I don’t live in a bridge (no one really believes it, right?) I’m not an uncle in his thirties (but it’s true that I’m still unmarried), and I don’t beat up passers-by (but I do beat up roommates) .

Andlao currently lives in a quiet and peaceful community with two roommates, a mouse and two parrots. There are three people and three small animals in the family. Man and nature maintain a harmonious balance.

Thank you all for your subscriptions and monthly tickets. Every support you give will become the starting capital for me to spend the winter in a nursing home in Hainan next year (I have consulted, and the nursing home accepts senior citizens like me in my twenties).