Eight-year-old me, take leave of absence to return to the village to preside over the wedding!

"Chen Bu Mucao! Uncle and grandpa, we can't joke about this!"

"Why don't you go to test for a driver's license?"

"Driving without a license is going to get into the police!"

At this moment, little girl Dai said nervously while holding the frame of the car tightly.

When the old man heard it, he also wobbled and replied:

"Fart! The people in the city won't let me take a driver's license test!"

"It's useless to say that my old man has cataracts and legs, and it's useless to take the test!"

"Besides, why waste all that money?"

"Old man, I have been going to the city like this for decades!"

Little Sister Dai heard his confident words.

Immediately terrified!

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This is the audience in the live broadcast room, all confused by this old man's strange brain circuit!

[Chen Bu Mucao! This Nima is too ruthless! My eyes are not working and I'm racing fast! 】

[Six six six! No wonder the old man drives so vigorously! This barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes! 】

[Good guy! This is simply an old fairy farting, so extraordinary! 】

【Hahaha! A street on Jiangzhou Road, ask who is the master! 】

【Killing me! The old woman's face turned pale with fright! So beautiful oh my gosh! 】

At this time, the water friends are posting barrage to make fun of it.

As soon as this old man appeared on the stage, he had the effect of the show!

It's not a loss to enter the old woman's live broadcast room so early today!

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But they were happy, and the little girl was scared out of her wits!

This old man is really speechless and endless!

This shit! How dare you drive into town with bad eyesight!

If I knew she wouldn't be on this uncle's thief ship!

Now she is afraid that the old man will kidnap her and overturn the car on the spot!

"Ahhh! Uncle, grandpa, wait for a while!"

"Stop the car first, I want to get off!"

Hearing her yelling so loudly, the old man was also a little puzzled?

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"What? Parking? You want to get out of the car for convenience, right?"

"Okay, just wait!"

As he said that, he wanted to turn the brakes, who knew that the car was a little out of order!

"Hey! This broken car, the brakes are broken again!"

"Girl, hold on to the handlebars first! We're going downhill!"

Hearing his words, Little Sister Dai suddenly heard bad news!

"Ah? Uncle, grandpa, don't! Wow!!!!"

In this way, the old man carried the little girl.

That is the route of driving a motorcycle to press the horse, with sparks and lightning all the way!

Go all the way to Xuefu Road, Jiangzhou City!

That's the demeanor of Mr. Li, the "Mang Village Car God" in Jingzhou City!

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As for Experimental Primary School, Chen Mo hung up the phone.

Also immediately ran out of the classroom in a hurry.

Go in the direction of the teacher's office.

At this time, a group of teachers were having a meeting in the office.

And at this moment, there was a knock on the office door!

"Dong dong dong!" Hearing this voice, everyone turned their heads to look at the door.

"Teacher Jiang!" Hearing this familiar and childish voice came from outside.

Everyone was also a little puzzled, and Mr. Jiang apologized to the teachers.

Then he yelled at the door, "Come in!"

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The door of the office opened, and a child with piercing eyes walked in.

This exquisite and impeccable appearance, the complexion is also a very healthy wheat complexion,

Not to mention seeing everyone not being timid at all.

Even the looks are very aesthetically pleasing!

With those white and clean city children, they are people from two worlds!

At this time, Jiang Yiyi saw the person coming in.

Immediately, he frowned and said, "Chen Mo, what do you want?"

At this time, Chen Mo also said to Jiang Yiyi carelessly:

"Teacher Jiang, I want to ask for leave!"

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Teacher Jiang frowned suddenly! What do you mean? Asking for leave before class starts?

But she is not too surprised by this, after all, there are everyone in this mountain.

She has seen it before and refuses to let her children go to school, and insists on letting the seven or eight-year-old children go back to help farm the land.

As soon as school starts, I also ask for leave, and then I ask for leave, and the person disappears!

So now, every student asks for leave, and the teacher has to ask the reason clearly.

It took a long time to ask, and even sent someone to visit the house!

But Chen Mo's parents seem to...

Wait, who are Chen Mo's parents?

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Although a little confused, Teacher Jiang still asked softly:

"Chen Mo, why do you want to ask for leave?"

Facing Mr. Jiang's question, Chen Mo replied solemnly:

"The juniors in the village please come to me as a witness. I don't have time to come to school tomorrow."

What? ! Elementary school students ask for leave to return to the village as witnesses? !

Everyone in the office was stunned when they heard this! ! !

These elementary school teachers in the city thought they had heard it wrong!

"Chen Mo, the teacher didn't hear clearly just now."

"You mean, you asked for leave because you want to go back to the village to preside over the wedding?"

Teacher Jiang asked with a strange expression.

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The reasons for those children in the city to ask for leave are either sickness or discomfort.

But compared to these mountain children, it can only be regarded as pediatrics!

There are all kinds of reasons for these children to ask for leave!

What about asking for leave to herd cattle, what asking for leave to go home to plant rice seedlings and so on.

In this way, you can't think of it, and there is nothing they can't say!

But she never expected it!

Now there is even an excuse to ask for leave to preside over the wedding! ! !

Can this teacher believe it? ! Are you a primary school student going to officiate a wedding for an adult?

Do you think this is appropriate? !

At this time, the teachers on the side also held back their smiles.

This student... is really serious nonsense!

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Regardless of everyone's reaction, Chen Mo nodded seriously:

"Teacher, you may not believe it, but the fact is like this."

"I was really invited by the juniors in the village to be a witness."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the office burst into laughter again.

What kind of parent is this? !

How can you make up such nonsense to ask your child to ask for leave?

While these adults complained about the child's parents in their hearts.

But he didn't think too much about Chen Mo, he just thought this child was pure and cute.

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Teacher Jiang said helplessly:

"Chen Mo, we haven't officially started class today!"

"Do you think it's appropriate to lie to the teacher like this?"

At this time, a teacher next to him also smiled and said:

"Yes, classmate, how old are you this year?"

"Do you want to do your job as an adult in such a hurry?"

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