Eating Melon Seeds At The Awards Ceremony, Is This Guy Really The Actor?
023: No One Else, Only Familiar With Hands
"Wake up number?!"
"I'm sleepy, is this a dream back to the past?"
"Get up, get up."
"It's like the ringtone when I woke up in the morning in high school..."
inside the room.
The guests got up bustlingly.
Hear their voices.
Only then did Xie Heng put down the trumpet in his hand.
It was hung back on the wall.
The guests lazily came out of the room one after another.
None of them seem to be in good condition.
Even Cai Xukun, Hua Chenyu and the others couldn't even open their eyes.
"Congratulations to Teacher Xie Heng for completing the task."
"In the next link, you will have the priority to choose props."
Wang Bingbing congratulated.
Where does this take ten minutes.
A wake-up call, less than a minute.
All the guests are up!
Xie Heng didn't know what the next link was.
Anyway, having priority shouldn't be a bad thing.
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"It turned out to be Teacher Xie Heng."
"Case solved."
"The unreasonable wake-up call that appeared early in the morning has also become reasonable."
Yang Mi opened the door and walked out.
Behind him, Ju Jingyi and Reba also followed.
Soon, everyone gathered in front of the camera.
Because I just woke up.
Everyone is talented.
Just look at it from the outside.
The worst condition turned out to be Hua Chenyu.
"Last night, the pig squealed too badly."
"Fortunately, it lasted about half an hour."
"And then it stopped calling at all."
"So far nothing has happened."
Yang Mi said suspiciously.
Then he looked towards the pigsty.
In the pigsty.
A pig was lying on the ground.
A look of lovelessness.
It's like losing the world.
Even, everyone can see in the pig's eyes.
See a hint of despair and fear.
Limp on the ground, motionless.
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"What happened to this?"
Reba also asked curiously.
——[Yes, I remembered! Before the live broadcast ended last night, the pigsty suddenly cried out! 】
——[Don't mention how miserable those pigs are! 】
——【So what happened? 】
——[It can’t really be some kind of moral depravity, distortion of human nature, right? ! 】
——[Can you solve this mystery first! 】
——[I'm really curious! 】
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Netizens just remembered this.
That horrible sound last night.
Waited all night.
Finally, it can be decrypted today.
The staff of the program team had question marks on their faces.
Even Director Zhang didn't know what happened.
Zheng Kai finished washing his face.
Looking at a big iron basin next to the pigsty.
It was bloody inside.
There are also chunks of meat.
He lowered his head curiously and took a sniff.
"Wait, don't smell that."
Xie Heng just wanted to stop it.
But it was too late.
"What's this?"
"Is it the ingredients for cooking yesterday, Yue!!!"
Zheng Kai hadn't finished speaking yet.
The pungent smell rushed into Zheng Kai's nostrils instantly.
It runs through Zheng Kai's brain.
This can no longer be described with the word 'upper'.
It should be called 'sublimation'!
...................................
"Ugh... ugh!!"
The stomach is empty in the morning.
So I can't spit out anything.
Just retched there.
Can't slow down at all.
"Spit up like this?"
"Does it smell bad?"
Cai Xukun also sniffed it dubiously.
"vomit!!"
"This is... the smell of pig urine, mixed with fishy smell!!"
Cai Xukun couldn't help but began to retch.
Others see them like this.
In an instant, I was not so curious.
stay away.
Where dare to go forward.
Only then did Xie Heng explain: "These are the boar's eggs and the sow's sausage."
"Didn't you keep making noise last night? I'm afraid it will affect your sleep."
"When I got up to go to the bathroom, I helped them."
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quiet!
The quiet sound of the wind in the entire shooting location seemed harsh.
For a long while, no one uttered a word.
Zheng Kai: "..."
Cai Xukun: "..."
His eyes gradually changed from pain to disgust.
Just now, they smelled...
Pig eggs...
"vomit!!!"
Now, the two of them vomited even more.
The acid water is almost spit out.
"Last night, I vaguely remembered that Brother Heng did seem to say that he was going to the toilet..."
"I didn't come back later."
Yuan Linqing recalled.
"Sometimes it's good to be a little less curious."
Watching Zheng Kai and Cai Xukun vomit like this.
Yang Mi was thankful that she didn't go up to have a look just now.
--【puff! ! Pig eggs! ! ! 】
——[I'm convinced, this brother, really don't be too outrageous! ! 】
——[Handy piggy! You are a big star! ! Do you want to be so down-to-earth! ! 】
——【He really made me cry to death! It was even because they were afraid of affecting the rest of other guests! 】
——[However, as a film king, it would be too ridiculous to know how to be a pig! ! 】
—— [Sterilization of pigs, the number one person in the entertainment industry! 】
—— [I just said it! Why do pigs squawk so badly late at night! 】
——[So it was Brother Heng who was wielding the knife! ! 】
——【This live broadcast makes me feel cold in the crotch! Amitabha! 】
——[…]
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Netizens were shocked speechless.
"Look carefully, this man's name is Xiaoshuai!"
"On the surface, he is a top actor in the entertainment circle, glamorous!"
"Secretly, but he is a ruthless butcher of eggs!"
Reba said grumblingly.
Instantly amused everyone.
Reba is indeed among the female stars.
The rare ones will survive.
Especially meeting Xie Heng, the original funny soul was awakened.
"It is estimated that this villager has just started raising pigs."
"When the piglets are neutered, the neural response is not so strong."
"It won't hurt too much, it will go smoothly."
"It's been raised so big, it's more troublesome to cut it."
"It's a lot of struggle, and it's very difficult."
Xie Heng exhaled and replied.
"These pigs are raised this big."
"If you struggle, isn't it hard to catch?"
"How did you do it alone? yue..."
Zheng Kai was still very curious.
But as I talked, the nausea came up again.
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"The villagers don't understand..."
"Brother, you actually understand!!"
"And it's practical."
Ju Jingyi gave a thumbs up in admiration.
The others also cast awe-inspiring gazes.
Thanks are also due to Xie Heng.
Otherwise, the pigs behind are here.
Every day I have to listen to the call of the pig in heat.
Who can stand it?
——【Here’s some cold knowledge for everyone, the strength of an adult pig, even if you toss it casually, it must have the strength of more than a hundred catties! 】
—— [Ordinary adults, three or four can't hold it down at all! 】
——【So, if you want to sterilize such an adult pig, you must know the location of the pig very well, and the speed is extremely fast. 】
——[The pig's eggs can be cut off before the pig starts to hurt and resist! 】
——[Either it has to be strong enough to hold down an adult pig! 】
——[No matter which one it is, it is so difficult that it is almost impossible! 】
——[…]
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A water friend even stood up to help science popularization.
I'm afraid that some netizens in the live broadcast room don't know much about it.
Crackling typing analysis and explanation.
Netizens were not calm after hearing this.
——【So how did Brother Heng cut the pig's eggs? 】
——【Brother Heng is so skinny! He is about 1.8 meters tall, but it would be nice to weigh 140 catties! 】
——[With such a weight, it's a bit unrealistic to say that you can directly hold down an adult pig, right? 】
——[But it's hard to imagine how precisely the position of the pig's balls can be controlled...]
——【So how did you do it? ! 】
——[…]
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Everyone looked at Xie Heng curiously.
Wondering what he was like.
In a short period of time, the sterilization of so many pigs has been completed.
"There is no one else, but you are familiar with it."
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