Dungeon Player

"Why did you come back after the group was wiped out?"

"Is the BOSS that difficult?"

"What? The dog planned to patch it secretly?"

"Where's the bladder bomb? Was it used?"

"You won't throw it away, right? All the black feces we collected was given to Sylvanas, won't you just throw it away?"

"Succeeded? What? Were you killed by your own bombs?"

Sherlock watched the players discuss excitedly for a while and didn't understand. But it didn't matter. He knew where to find out what the bladder bombs that these players were discussing meant.

He turned on the computer and opened the forum.

The forum was as popular as ever. Just as Sherlock thought, Umekawa Kuzi wrote a post as soon as he went offline, and it was quickly pushed to the homepage.

As the leader of the first beta test, Umekawa Kuko is extremely popular in the forum. The post he just posted already has hundreds of replies.

Sherlock estimated that if he refreshed himself, the number of replies would reach four digits. However, he was not here to read the replies from netizens on the forum. He was here to study what these players were doing recently and how they were so happy as if they were celebrating a holiday.

The name of the post is [Let’s also spray short bow players and the new ways of playing short bow players! 】

"Hello everyone, I am Umekawa Kuko (╬▔Mi▔)

My current mood can be described as depression. Why? Because our team, known as the first test player, the hope team of the whole village, has just been wiped out by the group.

The team was wiped out by a short bow player [Sylvanas]! Just like this big guy with his feet in the picture:

(picture)

Don’t get me wrong. Although short bow players are excellent at killing teammates, under normal circumstances, they can’t kill all their teammates with just one short bow. Here’s how it goes…

...(5,000 words of detailed description)

Then we reconstructed the character and resurrected it.

Okay, after criticizing this stupid guy who picks his feet, let’s talk about another topic of this post-the new gameplay of short bow players and our guesses about the correct gameplay of this game without professional freedom.

As I described before, the guesses and experiments of the first test player, the top player, and the boss of [Hemp Rope Science and Technology] have been confirmed by us.

Players can create their own traps!

The bows and arrows of short bow players may no longer be used to directly kill enemies, but can be used as signals and props to trigger traps. Of course, this also requires better archery skills, but it is always better than directly shooting the enemy. alright.

Take the [Bladder Bomb] made by the boss of [Hemp Rope Science and Technology] as an example. Place the bladder bomb close to the BOSS and detonate it with a bow and arrow. In theory, if the explosion damage is enough, the BOSS can be killed instantly. For example, today we have four bladders. Three bombs exploded, killing the BOSS immediately, and the other one wiped out our group.

We can think about it. If we can find props such as fuses in this game in the future, something similar to bombs in the development process, according to the current degree of freedom of this game, this is very possible!

(╯‵□′)╯Bomb! ???*~●Can we be suicide bombers? in this way.

However, the stability of the [Bladder Bomb] is still open to question. The others exploded, so why didn’t one of them explode? Could it be that the bladder wall was covered with stones?

In the future, artillery, landmines, explosives, and atomic bombs may be developed.

Of course, just think about it, if you could really make an atomic bomb, how hardcore would this game be?

We can’t develop an industrial revolution, right?

Without further ado, we plan to set up a research organization to study the cool tricks that can be used in this game, such as throwing hornets' nests, self-destructing goblins, traps, and other messy things. Learn from the super boss [ Hemp Rope Science and Technology] As the leading brother!

I haven’t decided on the name of the organization yet. If you have any fun and popular names, you can leave a message and tell us directly. Because it will be hung in front of the big house built by a hundred of our first test players, so it must be popular!

In addition, I have to criticize Dog Planner again. This Dog Planner is on the forum. After seeing our strategy post, he immediately updated the patch. Most of the mobs are wearing leg armor. Not only that, all the weapons have been changed. It has become a weapon like a chain hammer.

You can't break your legs now! When fighting a BOSS, use a shield to resist beatings, and your little arm will be broken off with a few hammer blows!

Let's think about how to fight and study countermeasures. If you have any good ideas, you can tell me. I will bring them to you next time when I post a strategy post, and I will also mark your names!

Let’s end the post here, mainly to criticize [Sylvanas] for being stupid, and also look forward to the diversification of future fighting methods, and let everyone spread their imagination.

It feels much better now.

I'm about to enter the game to gain reputation. After death, my reputation will be cleared. If I want to clear the dungeon, I have to gain reputation for two days.

The death penalty for this dog's planning is so severe. Are you afraid that no one will experience the mining career? Dog Planner, why don’t you just patch it up and be done with it? Do you want players to help you mine? We have to build NPC houses!

It’s so insidious and cunning! Please, be a human being! "

Sherlock finished reading the content with an expressionless face, without any fluctuation in his heart, and continued to slide the mouse:

[Running Marmot: He was slaughtered because his legs were broken and he couldn’t move easily. The physics engine of this game is very realistic! But with such a realistic physics engine, why do we need to equip all monsters with leg armor? Logically speaking, shouldn't there be some weaknesses? 】

[Jiuluo Yuqing: What is a bladder bomb? Why have I never heard of Tiantianshui Forum? 】

[Jin Yanxia: If you search the forum for the post of the user [Ma Sheng Institute of Technology], his post is very detailed. 】

[Dreamless and Sleepless: I drew a fanart of Lao Xia being surrounded by you crazy guys every day, who can help me to top it up? 】

[Big Green Comma Bao Niang: I drew the notebooks of Lao Xia and the first test bosses. 】

[Flying De Rossi: Σ(っ°Д°;)っelement detection! 】

[Poison Master Jia Xu: 6666, but why do you draw that kind of thing? Can't we draw the notebooks about Lao Xia and the little goblin? 】

[Sylvanas: Dog pants, you write so many words just for me? Go online and I'll kill you. 】

[Integrity, dedication, and friendliness: Watch the big guys in the first test upstairs having their grudges, melon seeds, and small benches. 】

[The kid next door loves to cry: It suddenly occurred to me, can we develop the industrial revolution? 】

[Seafood shaved ice: The industrial revolution is okay. 】

[Rose Cherry Meat: Take the second test! Stop procrastinating! 】

………………

Sherlock briefly read the following content, which was basically urging answers to the second test.

Sherlock closed the post of [Mekawa Kuko], and then searched for the name [Masou Institute of Technology] in the forum. Four posts quickly popped up from the forum, and the post with the most replies was——

[Possibility of making bladder bombs in the game]

After Sherlock clicked on this post, what he saw at the beginning was a picture. It was black and sticky and looked like something that smelled bad.

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Then the poster named [Hemp Rope Technician] began to explain in detail how to stuff these foul-smelling black objects into the dire wolf's bladder, and then twist them into threads with spider silk and tie them tightly.

After leaving it there for a day, the originally dry bladder will soon bulge into a round ball.

[Masou Institute of Technology] couldn't explain what these gases were, but he smelled it and died on the spot.

He was not smoked to death, because he had adjusted his pain perception to zero and would not feel any injuries that might cause pain.

As for how to cause death, [Masou Science and Technology] could not explain. These gases are not biogas, because there are no professional instruments and there is no way to conduct research, but [Masou Science and Technology] quickly added:

"But it's silly to think about it. Why do I have to study these things so seriously in the game? If the game is set, if the programmer just writes a code, I will die even if I breathe air, right?"

After introducing in detail how to make this kind of bomb, and trying a very small amount of ignition and burning, he concluded that these gases can be made into raw materials for bombs, if the physics engine of this game is really that powerful. .

At the end of the post, he ended with two sentences:

"I sold all the bladder bombs to Sylvanas. She said she would go to the dungeon to conduct experiments to find a future for shortbow players.

I have no interest in the future of shortbow players, but if the explosion is successful, from now on you will not go to the eternal kingdom to dig holes to use the toilet. I will collect all your shit, and I will dig it in the residential area. Biogas digester, see if you can blow up the underground service (city) equipment.

(￣▽￣)～■Cheers□～(￣▽￣)”

All the responses below are the same as those on the repeater:

[If you are determined to blow up the earth (server) and the city (device), my shit will be yours from now on. 】

There are as many as 99 such replies.

After reading the post, Sherlock pondered for a moment and asked Blue:

"Do players from other worlds like to play with... excrement?"

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