Dudu’s Diary

Yu Shanshan stepped into the classroom with her face cold, her hands around her waist, and said slyly: "Fat, what were you doing just now?"

Dudu twisted his chubby hands, his little feet on the ground, his eyes did not dare to see his mother's very scary face at this moment.

Seeing this, the sweet child hurriedly stood up and stood in front of Dou Du, boldly gazing at Yu Shanshan, Nuo Nuo said, "Auntie, don't you do Du Mu, OK? I gave it to him myself. "She knew that Dudu's mother wouldn't let him have snacks. If she eats, she will be spanked, and the spanking hurts.

In the face of this little girl who was cheated and drank by her son every day, Yu Shanshan was so cold that she couldn't help bending down and rubbing her little face, and explained to the little girl: "Sweet, toot is too great If you are fat, you ca n’t eat so many snacks, or you will grow fatter, and it will look bad at that time. "

Tiantian looked back at Dudu, stayed on his bulging stomach for two seconds, and endured a guilty conscience: "Aunt, Dudu is not fat at all, he looks good. And grandpa said that children cannot be hungry Yes, you need to be full to grow taller. "

Yu Shanshan thought that a fat man could eat two or three plates per meal. How could he be hungry? How could it not grow tall?

It must be this unscrupulous little fat girl Huyou said that she was not full, and then she used this to cheat other people's snacks!

But obviously the little girl has been brainwashed by the little fat man, and now she is very protective of the little fat man, and she can even tell lies such as ‘dudu is not fat’. Don't think she didn't see her guilty gaze when she said this.

If the fat man is not fat, then there are few fat people!

Seeing that Aunt's face was still somber, Tiantian was worried about tooting, so she couldn't bear the fear of her heart, came forward and hugged Shanshan's legs, and begged pitifully: "Aunt, please, Do n’t you beep, okay? ”After hearing beep, his mother's spanking hurt, she was so worried.

Looking at the little girl's pitiful innocent eyes, Yu Shanshan couldn't help but feel the feeling. She had thought that a straight steel man like her little fat man would be an orphan, but he did not expect that he would have a child The girl stood up to save the beauty, ah no, stood up to save weight. It really works.

It seems that today it is not possible to beat a fat son in front of the little girl. This is too bad for the little girl. Go back and learn slowly. As a result, she showed a mother-like smile, and said sweetly and sweetly: "Relax it, sweet, aunt will never murmur, aunt promise you." She doesn't fight, but she has a thug.

After listening to Auntie's assurance, Tiantian finally let out a sigh of relief, turned her head to Dudu and said happily, "Dudu, your mother won't hit you."

Dudu didn't rejoice with this sentence, and still looked like an unlovable person. According to his understanding of his mother, his mother would not let him go.

His mother will change face!

Sure enough, upon returning home, Yu Shanshan's mother-in-law's face immediately turned into a vicious stepmother's face, pointing at the corner and saying, "Give me a military look!"

Dudu consciously passed, standing with his heels close, his feet slightly apart, his hands hanging down, his fingertips resting against the seam of his trouser legs, his back straight, and looking forward, he didn't dare to move.

Yu Shanshan walked around him twice, and was still satisfied with his military posture, and said, "Then you are not allowed to move, when will I let you move you again, or don't blame my hot hand for fat."

Dudu blinked pitifully.

Erbao looked for a long time, and finally understood that Dudu was punished. Seeing Dudu's pitiful appearance, he quickly walked around and circled him, occasionally stroking him with his head, and then "whine" twice.

Yu Shanshan beckoned to Erbao, "Erbao comes here, don't comfort him, he has to be punished if he does something wrong."

Erbao looked at Yu Shanshan and called out "Woohoo".

Yu Shanshan snorted and shook her hand very heartily, "No, you are not allowed to plead with him!"

Erbao stopped, and stood upright again, with his hind legs supported, his body straight, his two front legs bent towards Yu Shanshan, a pleading look.

Yu Shanshan feels that the dog in their family is almost perfect, and she has even learned to ask for help, but she doesn't know who taught it. But it's not hard to guess, except for a small fat man, no one would expect to rely on a dog to intercede for himself.

Although Erbao asked for a bit of softness, but at the critical moment, she must not get used to the child. Yu Shanshan still waved to Erbao, "No, you can't ask for him."

This time, Erbao was completely rude. He whispered sadly, slowly lowered his front paw, stuck out his tongue and licked Dudu's face, and then rubbed his chubby face with his face. Can't save you, you have to be obedient yourself.

After he was finished, Erbao didn't leave, but fell down beside Dudu's feet, silently accompanying him.

When Yuen Long came back, he saw the fat man standing in the corner, raising his eyebrows. "What's wrong? Have you made a mistake?"

Yu Shanshan looked at her watch and had stood for half an hour, so she finally said, "Well, that little fat man over there, come here."

The toot, already sweaty, softened, and walked down to the sofa in distress.

Yu Shanshan: "You told your father, what did you do to make your mother angry?"

He grumbled, pouting at his father pitifully, and Ai Ai said, "Daddy, I have a snack."

Yu Shanshan added: "He lied to the little girl at the table every day for snacks. The little girl put a whole pack of snacks in his stomach every day. This kid came back to me for snacks and told me to ask me He picks him up every day. He wants to play with his classmates for a while before returning home. Who knows that he wants to grab half an hour to steal snacks! I also think he has performed well in weight loss these days, and he took him out for dinner. He. Really blinded me! "

"And there is, this boy is broken. He asked me for a small mirror. After snacking, I know how to look in the mirror, lest I see him stealing snacks. You said that I was angry? I went ten minutes early today, and I still feel encouraged by him. "

Yuen Long shook his fist with his fist against the corner of his lips, blocking the smile that couldn't help it.

This kid is pretty smart.

Yu Shanshan punched him. When are you still laughing? Should n’t it be a lesson, say good Yan father and mother.

Yuen Long instantly remembered the "Strict Father and Loving Mother Education Law" that Yu Shanshan had secretly discussed with him, and decided to satisfy Xiaojiao's wife, so she held back a smile, cleared her throat, and returned to a serious look. Do you know what you did wrong? "

Dudu was very kind, "Dad, I was wrong, I will never be again."

"Then you will secretly eat snacks in the future?"

Dudu immediately shook his head.

"Then you did something wrong today and are willing to accept your father's punishment?"

Mumbling nodded.

Yuen Long said, "That's OK, father will punish you after dinner. Let's eat dinner now."

When Yu Shanshan heard it, he quickly grabbed his sleeve and whispered, "Are you tired of training today?"

Yuen Long froze. "What's wrong? Why are you asking?"

Yu Shanshan wondered, "Why do you have to finish dinner afterwards? Is it more energetic after dinner?"

Yuen Long remained silent for two seconds, then patted her head with tears of laughter. "What do you want? When did I say I was going to hit him?"

"No?" Yu Shanshan quit, "I promised that the sweet girl wouldn't talk about fat people."

Yuen Long did not understand the relationship between the two.

Seeing that he still didn't understand, Yu Shanshan stomped his feet. "Ah, you always have to be trustworthy. I promised people not to be fat, but I didn't promise that you wouldn't be stingy, you can be stingy."

Yuen Long: "... Don't talk about it today, I will punish him later, OK?"

"okay then."

After the family had eaten dinner, Yuen Long returned to the room to change his sportswear, changed to Dudu and his little sportswear, and took the mother and son to the downstairs playground. There is a large playground inside the stadium, as well as several basketball racks and table tennis tables, etc., for the residents' daily sports and entertainment. Many people will come down to the playground for a walk or run after dinner.

Yuen Long brought Dudu to the corner of the playground and made a stretching motion, and said to the little guy, "Come, follow Dad."

The little guy is very obedient now, behaves well, and is trying to ‘reduction of sentence’, so he very well follows the action of his father.

After stretching, Yuen Long announced to the little guy, "Okay, let's get started."

He heard the words tremble, closed his eyes, closed his fists, gathered up the strength of his whole body, and walked to Yuen Long sadly, holding his own buttocks against his back, and said tremblingly: " Dad, you fight. "

Yuen Long: "... hit you?"

Covering his butt, mournfully and sadly, looking back at him pitifully, pinching his forefinger and thumb together, and talking at the last: "Dad, can you please save me a little, so many uncles, aunts, grandparents There are also many kindergarten students. If you are too hard, I will lose face, and I will hang around here. "

Yuen Long: .......

Yu Shanshan was about to laugh, "Oh ha ha ha ..." This stupid son, she saw that his dad was going to punish him for running, but he thought he took him to the playground in front of him So many people face-to-face buttocks?

Yuen Long couldn't help crying or laughing. Why were the brain circuits of the mother and son so clear that he couldn't keep up.

"Dad didn't want to hit you. My punishment for you is that in the future, except for the rain, you have to run downstairs with your dad every day and go around the playground three times to get home. If it rains, dad will take you to punch, you can Did you do it? "

Didn't he hit him in front of the family members? Just running?

Face can finally be saved, Dudu eyes suddenly light up, surprise came too suddenly, causing him to be very excited, and immediately shouted in the voice can be heard throughout the playground: "Yes!"

Yuen Long waved his hand. "All right, let's go."

The little guy immediately put on a professional running posture, ran along the playground, and ran exceptionally well. The villain's hands are short and legs are short and fluffy. It is especially conspicuous among a group of running adults, which makes everyone on the playground look at him.

"Who's this little guy who runs at such a young age?"

"Yo, the little guy still runs like a decent figure."

"Yo, you can run even after a lap, and you have good physical fitness ..."

Yu Shanshan poked at Yuen Long's arm and pouted, "This is the punishment you said?"

Yuen Long rubbed her hair. "It's natural for a child to love snacks. It's unrealistic not to let him eat at all. The more you don't let him eat, the more he wants to eat it. Let him eat it properly in the future, using yogurt and fruit Lord. I take him down for a run at night, and it consumes so much that I'm not afraid of him gaining weight. "

Yu Shanshan is right to think about it, as long as he doesn't gain weight, and exercise is good for the body, maybe he will grow taller in the future.

So from this night, a long sports career began, and everyone in the compound knew Dudu, and there are a few old men who like children who go to the playground with Dudu every night. Talking to him while running, he laughed and laughed.

Gradually, there are many parents who also take their children to run and exercise to make them align with Dudu. Children always like to play with other children, so children running behind adults become running after Dudu, and then there is another spectacle in the courtyard, which is the night running scout team.

Not to mention, running is really useful for the little guy. After running for more than ten days, the little guy has actually become thinner with the naked eye. The specific performance is that the original double chin has disappeared a lot, and the neck looks visually. It is stretched.

Yu Shanshan also followed the father and son to run downstairs every day, but she exercised intensely during the day and did not want to run at night. Basically she was sitting on a lounge chair while urging the fat man to brush his friends circle and Weibo Leisurely.

However, she got a big news this night: Wang Kun, vice president of Kyoto Entertainment, was in the middle of the night!

The picture is a photo of a man and a woman kissing in front of the hotel, and the man's hands are very **** and kneading on the woman. The photo was obviously a sneak shot, but it was very clear. Wang Kun's face can be clearly recognized, while the heroine's face is partially hidden, not so obvious.

The image that Wang Kun has always shaped for the public is the image of a good man and a good father. He and his wife frequently show affection for dog food. I don't know how many people are envied as fairy love. Can be rated as a model couple in the entertainment industry. But such a man praised by all women, he was derailed!

It is conceivable that this incident caused a great uproar on the Internet. Numerous fans scolded him under Wang Kun's Weibo. At the same time, he felt sorry for Wang Kun's film wife Xu Weiran.

Of course, the Xiaosan in the photo has not been let go. Numerous Internet users have identified the real identity of the Xiaosan on the Internet. But it has not yet been fleshed out.

Although others do n’t know who the third child in the photo is, Yu Shanshan knows it well, because the woman in the photo knows her even if she turns gray, but she is not one of her super enemies, Yu Ziqi.

Alas, this woman is so miserable. When Xiaosan didn't say it, she was shot. Now it is still being fleshed by countless netizens. If it was fleshed out, it would be a mess ~

Yu Shanshan couldn't help but laughed gleefully.

Sure enough, watching the enemy is unlucky is his greatest pleasure.

When Yuen Long came to her with a beep, she saw that she was smiling happily holding her mobile phone and asked curiously, "Why are you so happy?"

Yu Shanshan laughed twice, "Guess?"

Although very boring and naive, Yuen Long thought in coordination and said, "See a joke?"

Yu Shanshan shook her finger.

"See a funny video?"

Shake hands.

"Was it thin again?"

Yu Shanshan still shakes her hand.

Yuen Long couldn't guess, after all, the brain circuit of Xiaojiao's wife never kept up.

At this time, Dudu rolled her eyes while learning about Yu Shanshan, and said helplessly to Yuen Long: "Daddy, you are stupid, and my mother must have seen her enemies unlucky before they showed such a smile. "

There are many kinds of smiles for mothers. Smiles with different expressions have different meanings. According to his many years of experience in fighting wit with his mother, judging from the kind of laughter just now is when the enemy sees bad luck.

Dad is so stupid, I don't know.

Yuen Long raised an eyebrow and looked at Yu Shanshan inquiringly.

Yu Shanshan laughed, hugged the fat son, and kissed him, "I still know my mom because my fat baby, my father is not as good as you."

Yuen Long was surprised, "It really is .. Which of your enemies is unlucky?"

Yu Shanshan passed the news to him. After watching it, he was silent and did not comment.

"Now she tastes the fruits of her own evil. When she's not good enough, she should be a junior." Yu Shanshan said, and after a while of fun, she was left behind, anyway, this woman is an ordinary person to her. It would be better to see such a person being unlucky, it would be enough to be happy for a while, how can there be so much energy on her.

But she never expected that Yu Ziqi would suddenly come to her in this air.