Dudu’s Diary

Without Yan Shao's poisonous tongue, Yu Shanshan really had a pleasant day. In the past, when she lost weight, she would be so mad that she could not wait to move forward on the ground. I climbed out of the gate of the universe, but today I feel comfortable and happy to leave. Before leaving, I did not forget to wave with Yan Shao, whose face was swollen and expressionless.

She didn't care about his worse face after waving.

As soon as she stepped out of the gate of the universe, Yu Shanshan saw at the first sight Yuen Long leaning on the door waiting for her. She was so happy that she swooped up, regardless of whether she was outside or outside. She hooked his neck and jumped up. He kissed him severely on his lips, and he kissed Yuen Long a bit.

"Brother Yuen Long, I love you so much, how can you be so good. Love you ~" Said he kissed another couple.

Seeing that she even called out the private title of "Yuanlang Brother" in private, Yuen Long hooked his lips, and also knew why she was like this. She could not help rubbing her head. "I will learn more from him in the future."

Yu Shanshan couldn't help but laughed, "Farewell, I think it's enough for him to consult once. I'm comfortable today."

"Do n’t you kiss me again, hurry back to eat, Erbo is hungry." When the two said happily, Dudu could n’t stand the little head out of the window toward the old father. Shouted her mother hastily.

Yu Shanshan then thought of her fat son and looked back at the car window, but at the same time she got herself to Lei.

The little guy ’s head has all changed, wearing a blue and white striped t-shirt on his upper body, pair of sunglasses on his head, and a small schoolbag from Pig Page, completely new in shape. However, this is not the reason that shocked Shanshan. What really shocked her was that the little golden retriever was wearing the same striped t-shirt, the dog had a pair of sunglasses on his head, and the same backpack was behind him.

This man and a dog wore brother costumes! !! !!

Does her little fat man really treat his dog as his brother?

I knew she wouldn't name her dog Erbao ...

Yu Shanshan stared blankly at Yuen Long, hoping that his old father could say something. As a result, Yuen Long gave her a helpless look, indicating helplessness.

The old mother really couldn't see the man wearing a brother's outfit. After getting in the car, he just came out of sight and turned his face away from the little fat man.

Dudu was waiting for his mother to brag about his new clothes and new equipment. After waiting for a long time, his old mother didn't glance at him. The little guy was anxious, and took the initiative to get together, asking with anticipation: "Mom, look at me Is your new clothes good-looking? I bought them with Erbao, and Erbao especially likes it. Grandpa said that I and Erbao look good. "

Yu Shanshan: .... I think you like it a lot, and, Grandpa, won't your conscience hurt?

The old mother was deeply worried about how the fat son's affection for the little golden retriever came. This is too crazy.

As a result, at night, the old mother also saw the more crazy side of this little guy, this little guy had to sleep with his dog!

Originally, Yu Shanshan and Yuen Long slept on both sides of the bed, and Dudu slept in the middle, but after taking a bath, Dudu went to Aunt Lian and asked for a small pillow. Next to the pillow.

Yu Shanshan looked a bit wrong. Suddenly, she had a bad feeling in her heart, and carefully asked, "Fat, what are you doing?"

Fat guy: "This is the position of Erbao. Our family of four sleep together."

Yu Shanshan almost did not come up.

The fat guy did not give the old mother a little time to calm down, and grunted out of bed, hugged and rubbed the little golden retriever who was honestly lying in the corner of the room after taking a bath. When the little golden retriever opened his eyes, he Touching his head, he said kindly, "Erbo, I'll take you to sleep with me, let's go with me." He gently held one of Erbo's ears and took them to the bed.

Erbao originally slept well, was awoken by this little fat man, and was dragged away by this little fat man. Yu Shanshan felt that this behavior was generally unbearable for dogs, but Erbao's temper was particularly good He didn't care about the fat man at all, and was obediently taken away by the fat man. After the little fat man climbed up to the bed, Erbao looked at Yu Shanshan and Yuen Long, and silently climbed up to the bed. Then he silently crawled beside Dudu and lay down, pillowing his dog's pillow.

Dudu is particularly happy. His fat arms wrapped around Erbao's neck, his chubby face froze on his face, and he whispered to him: "Erbao, after you take a bath with me, then we We slept together. We slept with mom and dad, but you have to be obedient, you can't wet the bed, and go to the toilet if you want to pee, otherwise your mother will scratch your **** when you wet the bed, it hurts. "

Yu Shanshan: ...

Yuen Long: .......

The two looked at each other silently, and they saw inexplicable words in each other's eyes. Do they really need one more son since then?

Yu Shanshan silently looked at the brother and brother Christine who would know little fat man and little golden retriever, but after a long period of psychological construction in his heart, he still couldn't accept sleeping with a dog in a bed. Golden retriever loves to lose hair, it is easy to fall wherever you go. If you get a bed of fur, you must not itch to death on that body? Also, she did not sleep honestly, and gradually developed a habit of sleeping with Dudu over the years. She always used to fall asleep and hug the people around her, and then hugged and kissed her. What if she hugged a dog half asleep and kissed the other, would the dog think she was taking advantage of it and then embarrassed her to bite her?

Thinking of this picture, Yu Shanshan couldn't help fighting a shiver, the dog really couldn't sleep together.

She choked her little chubby ears and took out the majesty of her old mother to order: "Fat, dogs ca n’t sleep with people, dogs have to sleep in their place, dogs do n’t sleep, so you bring Second treasure goes down! "

The fat guy immediately quit, "but Erbao has no place to sleep, and the ground is cold."

Yu Shanshan originally planned to pick a kennel for Erbao in two days. Before she had time to decorate tonight, the little guy would think that Erbao would be cold without a kennel.

Unable to do so, Yu Shanshan had to get up and found a large towel from the closet and spread it in the corner. It was very thick, and then patted this temporary kennel, saying to her, "Okay, mother Make a bed for Erbao, let Erbao go to its bed to sleep. "

The fat guy hesitated to point his finger, and after a few seconds, he showed an extremely charming smile to the old mother, twisted his body and said, "Mom ~ Erbao comes to our house tonight, he will be embarrassed. Let's take it to sleep for one night ~ "

Alas, where is the embarrassment of a dog? This little fat man still blame it for making excuses.

Yu Shanshan resolutely rejected the little fat man. "No, Erbao is a dog and will lose hair, and hair will itch on the bed."

Dudu immediately grasped the hair of Erbao and retorted, "Erbao will not lose hair! Erbao's hair is fine."

Yu Shanshan had a headache and wanted to beat this little fat man again. But at this point, the fat man was crying. Grandpa can definitely hear it. It will not be good for him to come to the house by that time, so she should not hit it. After all, the fat man is now very strong. Fatty up.

In the end, there was no other way. Yu Shanshan could only black out and look at the fat guy sincerely, holding his face seriously and earnestly: "Actually, my mother is also for the second treasure. You see my mother is so fat, but I do n’t sleep honestly. I always like to hold people over people. Now Erbao is here. Our bed is so crowded. My mother will definitely press Erbao after falling asleep. What should I do if Erbao is crushed by my mother? "

Dudu eyes widened, it seems that he did not expect this situation. He took a look at his mother ’s body that could not be underestimated, and then looked at Erbao's small body that was especially weak in front of his mother. He believed a little bit about his mother, and she did n’t sleep honestly. Many times when he got up in the middle of the night, he saw his mother put his legs on his father's body and slept. What if my mother falls asleep and raises her leg to Erbo? Mother's legs are so thick and heavy, Erbo must not be able to bear it!

Thinking of this, Dudu immediately changed his mind and agreed to send Erbao back to sleep.

"Mom, then I'll let Erbao go back to sleep, otherwise Erbao is in danger." Watching the little boy digging Erbao and crawling out of bed, Yu Shanshan couldn't wait to give the little fat man an iron palm It hurts his old mother's face too much.

Yuen Long laughed, covering his eyes.

Although this problem was temporarily solved, Yu Shanshan was still not assured. In order to prevent the fat son from getting the dog to sleep again, she took out her mobile phone on the spot, opened Taobao to search for the kennel, and handed it to the fat guy. Fat, come soon, choose a kennel for Erbao, so he has a nest, and it will be more comfortable to sleep than a bed in the future. "

The fat guy heard that he chose the kennel for Erbao, his eyes lighted up, and he flew over, holding the mobile phone with his little feet carefully selected, looked at it for a while, and pointed at one of them and said, "Mom, I want this!" "

Yu Shanshan took a look, good guy, this little fat guy really looked good, and chose a net red model when he chose it. It turned out to be a small wooden bed. There was a small staircase on the side. Pillows, even mats and blankets.

It's really not worse than the bed in which people sleep.

Of course, the price of this bed is also very beautiful, which makes her a bit painful.

However, Yu Shanshan put up with it, ignoring the pain, and immediately placed an order and filed a report with the fat guy.

The fat guy had a beautiful bed as soon as he heard it for two days, and was finally satisfied. He climbed up to the bed cheerfully, swayed Erlang's legs for a while, and went to sleep sweetly.

Seeing that the little guy was really asleep, Yu Shanshan was relieved. She really didn't know that the little guy's love for dogs had reached this level.

Yuen Long looked funny, leaned over her body, and hugged her across her arms as soon as her long arm stretched out, and carried her into her arms.

Yu Shanshan was startled and patted him, "Why hug me!"

Yuen Long looked at her with a smile and said, "Isn't it to say that you love to hug people and hold people down, press me, I'm not afraid of being crushed by you."

"Go to you ~" Yu Shanshan shoved him, deliberately scaring him, "I really crush you!"

Without saying a word, Yuen Long hugged her whole arm and put it on herself. "Then I try."

Yu Shanshan was scared to death and crawled down, didn't the man notice her figure? Four years ago, she was only over eighty kilograms. He was often put on his body to sleep, but now she has doubled in weight, which will cause problems if pressed down. She didn't dare to sleep on him.

Yuen Lang sighed, and was a little disappointed in her heart. Now she can no longer hold her to sleep on her body. Suddenly, she misses the days when she had flirted with him so that he would hug him and always liked to crawl on him.

He did n’t care if she lost weight before, but now she hopes she can lose weight quickly. If she does n’t lose weight, she really wo n’t even hug her.

Ugh.......

Seeing the man sighed with sigh, Yu Shanshan was funny, took a sip on his neck and drew a big cake, "Don't worry, I'm thinner now, wait It's thin, you ... whatever you want ..... it's okay. "The last two words were almost too small to hear.

Rao is a little embarrassed by a cheeky person like Yu Shanshan.

But Yuen Long heard it, his eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth caught up, and he sighed in her ears, "This is what you said, I'll do whatever I want, you shouldn't yell and be as tired or tired as before. Play with me. "

Yu Shanshan remembered how she used to scream and feel tired and ridiculous. She couldn't help turning her face red, she covered her face and turned to ignore him. This man shouldn't take a serious look at serious business, but he likes wolves at night, which can make people stunned. Of course, the only person who has been downcast is her, and in the eyes of outsiders, he is still a serious colonel.

Yuen Long laughed silently, hugged her from behind, kissed her in her ears, and then talked about the business. "Tomorrow I have a few comrades to come over, you and Dudu will meet with me."

"Ah?" Yu Shanshan listened, then turned back, "Why did your comrades come? What's the matter?"

"It's okay, just come here to work, knowing that I am injured at home, then come to see me by the way. They are all soldiers under my hand and have been fighting alongside me for many years."

Yu Shanshan knew that these comrades-in-arms must have a good relationship with him, and they must be entertained. but......

She couldn't help but ask, "Will I go too? Or you take toot."

She hasn't succeeded in losing weight yet. Now I really don't have much confidence in meeting his comrades in arms. His comrades must be wondering in their hearts why they found such an ugly woman.

Yuen Long knew what she was thinking, and squeezed her nose. "That's not going, the boys came here deliberately when they heard that you and Dudu are there. They mainly want to see Xunzi. What can you do if you don't come forward? ? "

"Ah ..." Yu Shanshan covered her face and sighed helplessly. "Well, see you now, but your comrades will laugh at you and I will not care."

Yuen Long laughed. "They are too late to envy. A group of single dogs haven't found their daughter-in-law. They are looking for daughter-in-law in their dreams. But me, not only the daughter-in-law, but also the son, they only envy me."

Yu Shanshan was amused by his words, and suddenly thought of a very funny sentence: the army stayed for three years, the sow raced sable cicadas.

Hahaha ...