Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?
Chapter 3 Are You A Star? Are You Making Trouble?
Lin Feng showed an awkward yet polite smile.
said:
"Well...I'm actually a star!"
"I'm not......"
"Okay! Get dressed, go out and squat!"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted.
This is very embarrassing!
Lin Feng was arranging his clothes and was pushed out of the door by Shu Shu!
Lin Feng looked at the hidden camera on the clothes in his hand and felt like crying!
"This is such a shame!"
"Why am I so unlucky when riding a horse!"
...
In the corridor.
The next step in cracking down on sorghum took place naturally.
"Sweetie, I received a flyer and heard that you can learn foreign languages here. I just came here to learn foreign languages!"
"Sweetie, we are a normal couple! It has nothing to do with that at all!"
"Sweetie, I'm not a P customer! We just met the destined person!"
"Boss, I'm just here to discuss business! I didn't do anything bad!"
Policeman:......
Weird reasons popped up from the mouths of these P customers!
Lin Feng, who was standing aside and watching, was stunned!
Netizens in the live broadcast room were not that good either.
Good guy!
No wonder they say the butt determines the brain.
Look at the speed of thinking and reaction!
Isn’t this much better than those leaders who don’t do practical things?
"Oh my god, niu beep, these people are really good at talking!"
"Pfft! Hahaha! Talking about business? Are you talking about billions of dollars?"
"Hahaha! I laughed so hard when I was riding a horse. If I had such a brain, would I be sleepy even in class?"
"Haha! Let's talk about it. When it's the anchor's turn, what will the anchor say?"
"Pfft! Hahaha! This kind of thing can happen even when delivering takeout!"
"Brothers, Lin Feng, otherwise I was watching the live broadcast and I reported him. Did I do the right thing?"
"Yes, that's right! That's what you have to do, let him eat alone!"
"..."
Watching the fans in the live broadcast room laughing one by one.
However, in the face of these elaborate lies, the experienced comrade Shu Miao looked calm and didn't take it to heart at all.
They have seen it too much and are used to it.
Captain Zhao walked up to the 200-pound fat man who thought he was shouting the loudest and asked:
"You said you and she fell in love at first sight? Just because of love?"
The fat man nodded: "Yes, we just looked at each other. I'm an adult. Is it illegal for a man to have sex with a woman?"
"You are right, it is indeed not illegal!"
Team Zhao said with a look of approval.
Before the fat man could be happy, Captain Zhao picked up his cell phone and said with a smile.
"I'm going to make a call and ask you, the person labeled wife, what you think about this matter?"
"Don't do it! I admit it! Isn't it okay if I admit it?"
"Don't hit her! Otherwise, she will come over with a knife in a moment!"
I saw that the fat man was honest.
Captain Zhao walked up to the young man next to him and asked:
"I heard that you learn foreign languages? You, an ugly Chinese, come here to learn foreign languages?"
"..."
"I've caught more prostitutes than all of you combined. How can you still deceive me?"
Soon, a figure attracted Team Zhao.
The figure was holding a ball of clothes in his hands, his upper body was naked, and there was still sweat all over his body!
She was wearing half of her pants crookedly, revealing her Peppa Pig underwear underneath!
A cute little pig head was facing Captain Zhao.
Not to mention netizens in the live broadcast room.
Even the ladies and customers at the scene laughed out loud when they saw Lin Feng like this!
but.
Seeing that Lin Feng was so handsome (just as good-looking as the audience!), they immediately felt that it was forgivable!
Looking at Lin Feng's smile one by one, it's like looking at a diluted treasure, but with a hint of regret!
Such a handsome little brother is willing to give them money!
I saw all the P customers squatting on the ground with their heads lowered. Only Lin Feng stood there with an indifferent expression!
Captain Zhao immediately felt that he was being provoked!
He walked over seriously, his eyes sharp.
Every move.
They all reveal the competence and confidence of law enforcement officers.
The audience in Lin Feng's live broadcast room saw Captain Zhao's serious look.
The entire live broadcast room seemed to be quiet.
It seems as if one more word will be taken away.
Captain Zhao looked at Lin Feng with a low tone and a strong sense of oppression.
"Are you the guest in this room?"
"Get dressed and come back to the station with me!"
I saw many P customers looking up silently.
Lin Feng said decisively without any hesitation:
"Sorry! I'm not a P customer!"
"Comrade Shu, you are so busy, so I won't disturb you! I'll leave first!"
After saying that, Lin Feng moved his torn pants to block Peppa Pig inside.
Turn around and walk towards the elevator entrance.
See this scene.
Studio:......
Team Zhao:......
Sichuan:......
P customer:......
Lost girl:......
Everyone looked at him confused.
Everyone is confused!
Good guy!
After doing this for so many years!
They have never seen anyone so arrogant!
So awesome!
After being caught, you just deny it and want to leave immediately?
Not even an explanation?
"Stand right there!"
"You said that's the end of it if you're not a P customer?"
"Look at this outfit. Is there anything else you need to take off your clothes to do?"
Team Zhao frowned and looked at Lin Feng.
"Did you know that resisting law enforcement will be punished with an additional penalty!"
Lin Feng covered his forehead and looked helpless!
"I'm on live broadcast! It can prove my innocence!"
Captain Zhao was stunned.
"What? You're doing this and you're doing a live broadcast?"
As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was stunned.
Everyone looked at Lin Feng as if they had seen a ghost.
"..."
"Actually, I'm a delivery boy, and I'm here to deliver barbecue!"
Lin Feng hesitated, and finally sighed.
"real!"
“The customer also rewarded me with a bunch of lamb kidneys, which tasted great!”
The words fell.
The whole place was quiet again.
Everyone looked at Lin Feng who was full of sincerity in shock.
They were not only shocked that Lin Feng could give such an outrageous reason.
I was shocked by Lin Feng's sincere expression without changing his expression!
I won’t accept the Oscar statuette if I don’t award it to you!
Everyone laughed!
Team Zhao thought Lin Feng was provoking Shu Shu.
Finally, he was taken to the bureau as a guest!
"..."
Old Town Police Station.
Lin Feng is cooperating with Shu Miao to take notes.
"Name!"
"Lin Feng!"
"gender!"
"male!"
Lin Feng: "..."
He works part-time as a food delivery guy. Who knows, someone will report him! ! !
When talking about the cause and effect of this incident, Lin Feng felt aggrieved.
He was arrested for delivering takeout and the video was edited by netizens and posted online.
Then the video went viral.
Over a period of time, the number of clicks exceeded one million.
After that, some enthusiastic people reported the incident.
It is said that Lin Feng engages in illegal transactions openly.
Then there was this scene.
Fortunately, Lin Feng had a live video of the whole process. Although there was no image, the girl didn't even take off her clothes for a few minutes, so it couldn't be considered an illegal transaction! .
In this case, all you need to do is prepare a case.
"Okay, let your guardian come over and sign and then you can leave."
"Ah? Do you need a guardian to sign?, but my parents were gone when I was very young!"
Comrade Shu Miao was silent for a while and then said:
"It doesn't have to be a guardian, you can just ask the master who teaches you how to run a takeaway!"
Lin Feng also fell silent. Where can I find a delivery man for you? .
After a while, Lin Feng asked weakly: "Can someone from the company come?"
Comrade Shu Shu thought that the master who taught Lin Feng how to deliver food was no longer here, so he once again mourned in his heart, and even began to sympathize with this young man. It was not easy.
"Okay, you can also let people from the company come."
About an hour later, a woman with outstanding appearance walked in.
"Hello, Comrade Shu, I'm causing trouble for you."
"..."
It's okay, just sign and you're good to go.
"OK!"
The woman finished signing her name and glared at Lin Feng fiercely.
He took Lin Feng and left.
But this time.
Behind the water friends who were laughing wildly in the live broadcast room, they suddenly realized something was wrong.
"Eh? This woman looks so familiar?"
"Who is this? Isn't that from some Leiren Entertainment company?"
"What's going on? The anchor actually works at Leiren Entertainment?"
"It's impossible, right? Have you ever seen anyone working part-time outside all day long?"
"That's true. So what's going on?"
"Is it the former company?"
"????"
"Brother Meng, is there a possibility that the anchor is a contracted artist of Leiren Entertainment?"
Hiss~~~~
As the last barrage floated by.
The entire live broadcast room fell into an eerie silence.
This anchor...is a star?
Are you making trouble?
? ? ? ?
.........
.........
(When you readers read this, I have already modified many parts of the article.
In fact, there is only one purpose, which is to make everyone feel happy when watching it, at least not too tired when reading.
The reality is that it is a mid-life crisis. In recent years, everyone knows that if a business fails, it will cost more than 500,000 yuan.
I can only stay silent when I look at the bank's reminder messages every day.
Now, I don’t have any skills and can only make a living by selling words. Please give me some flowers and comments.
Your support is really important to me, thank you! . )
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