Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?
Chapter 163: I've Learned A Lot From You, But If I Don't Wear Flattery, I've Learned
"Holy shit! How did he take out such a big jug of wine with such a small bag?"
"Damn it! I told you that I was right last time. He took out so many things from such a small bag last time! This time it's really a stone hammer!"
"I'm throwing it! Does Gouzi's bag have its own spatial properties? It's so awesome!"
"Oh! Is this the magic of the people of the Dragon Kingdom? It's so powerful, it's like a blast to God!"
"Hey, I'm used to it. No matter how outrageous things happen to dogs, I feel normal!"
"Indeed, why do I feel like this is a storage bag in a novel? It's so small and can hold a lot of things!"
"Do you want to sell the anchor's package? My brother Ma is offering one billion! Should the anchor consider it?"
"You want to buy this artifact for one billion? My Malaysian brother offers two billion! The anchor must consider me!"
I saw the barrage in the live broadcast room and the shocked expressions of the three women.
Lin Feng scratched his head, scratched his nose, and said slowly:
"As everyone knows, I am a Taoist Celestial Master! That's right, right?"
Everyone nodded together!
"So, it's not wrong that I know some awesome magic, right? Isn't it reasonable?"
Everyone thought for a while and nodded.
Very reasonable indeed!
"Then, it's not wrong that I have some awesome equipment, right? Isn't it reasonable?"
Well...that does make sense!
But why do I always feel like something is wrong?
If Master Longhushan and Master Maoshan saw this scene.
It must be a question mark on the face of black people, asking the previous sentence: How is it reasonable to step on the horse? Why don't we?
He-tui! Liar!
Seeing the three women nodding, Lin Feng raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
Total 17 is considered a fool.
The moment the wine jar appeared, Hei Wuchang's eyes lit up.
Hmm... this smell! It’s so fragrant, what a great wine! Compared with the wine Niu Tou gave me, I can’t even lift my shoes!
As soon as you smell the aroma of this wine, why do you feel like you can't help it?
It seems that I really misunderstood this boy.
He really wants to treat himself to a drink!
Well, no poking, no poking....
From now on, this boy will be my biological brother!
Whoever dares to mess with my brother, I will take him directly to make hot pot!
Seeing the wine, Hei Wuchang's expression changed instantly.
He smiled and said to Lin Feng: "Brother! That's so polite! Hahaha!"
"Hey, aren't these three younger siblings? Stay safe! Hehehehe!"
As he spoke, he rubbed his hands, looking impatient.
Lin Feng:
E:......
You change your face so quickly when riding a horse!
At this time, Hei Wuchang said again: "Brother, let's drink this wine now! I can't wait!"
As he spoke, he wanted to open the lid of the wine jar.
Lin Feng said hurriedly: "Myna, it's boring to drink here? Can we go down?"
"Huh? Why do you want to go down to drink?"
Is this kid having some bad intentions?
Staring at Lin Feng carefully, as if waiting for his answer.
Lin Feng rolled his eyes and said, "Bago, you misunderstood! I'm doing this for your own good!"
"Huh? For my own good? What's the meaning of this?" Hei Wuchang asked doubtfully.
"Think about it, you were guarding the gate of hell down below, and suddenly you came up to drink, what would you do if you were found to have left your post without permission?"
"That's not right! It won't take long for me to have a drink up there!"
"Then what will the other brothers think if you come up to drink alone? They will say that you eat alone and don't call them out!"
"It doesn't matter! Those fools just know how to eat, sleep, and play with women every day! Ignore them!"
Hearing Hei Wuchang's words, Lin Feng became depressed. It's a bit difficult to deal with it. Why is this guy so stubborn?
After thinking for a while, Lin Feng continued:
"Bago! Think about it, if I bring good wine to you, what will the other brothers think? Will they be envious of you?"
"They will definitely think, damn! My handsome, handsome, mighty and domineering black brother is so awesome, and there are people who come down from the world to treat him to a drink, why don't I? Do you think that's right?"
"Fuck! That's right! Brother, you are right, you are really my brother! Do I want to envy them to death? Come on, I'm going down now!"
Hei Wuchang waved his sleeves and robe, and the wine jar disappeared.
Then he grabbed Lin Feng and prepared to go down.
The corners of Lin Feng's mouth curled up slightly.
I wear it thousands of times, but I can’t wear it even if I’m flattering!
Wise words!!
E:!!!
Studio:!!!
So licking!
I admire you!
At this moment, Yang Mi's three daughters hurried over.
"Bag, can we go down and have a drink with you?"
Hei Wuchang was stunned, looked at Lin Feng and said:
"Brother, isn't this nonsense? It's very dangerous down here...
Before Lin Feng could speak, Yang Mi said again:
"Bago, how can you, such a powerful and majestic man, not be able to protect us three little girls? No way! No way!!"
Lin Feng:…
Studio︰…………
Don't follow my tricks when you're riding a horse!
Why are you three so flattering?
Still riding the horse and using the provoking method?
When Hei Wuchang heard this, he became anxious!
"Hmph! Brothers and sisters, don't underestimate me. I'm so powerful at Hei Wuchang. What if I take you down? Let's go with my brother! If anyone dares to harass you, I'll just throw it into the hot pot." Rinse it!
"Wow! Bage, you are so powerful, you feel so safe!!"
"Yes, Bage, you are so awesome!"
"Bago, you must be the best master in the underworld!"
Hei Wuchang was so blown away by the three girls that he felt so happy!
The whole thing is so noisy!
Wearing a lot of clothes, wearing nothing but flattering, this is considered a lesson learned by Yang Ci and others!
After saying that, Hei Wuchang led the four of them into the ghost gate.
Lin Feng quietly asked Yang Mi and the three girls:
"Why do you have to follow me?"
"We are worried about you. Besides, we are the strongest foursome on the planet!"
Lin Feng was a little moved after hearing this, and a warm current flowed through his heart.
Looking at the three women with exceptionally soft eyes, he said, "I will protect you even if I die!"
Soon, the group passed through the ghost gate and officially entered the underworld.
Soon, everyone was enveloped in a white mist, and the birds screamed, which was very scary.
But with Hei Wuchang taking the lead, the four people's inner sense of security is not very high.
Right in front of everyone, an archway appeared, with the three characters "Ghost Gate Pass" written vigorously across it.
Behind the gate of hell is an endless city wall.
This scene was seen by the water friends in the live broadcast room.
They all sent out barrages in shock.
"Holy shit! Is this the underworld? This hell gate looks so majestic!"
"Indeed, Gouzi's live broadcast room is getting better and better. Now we can see the underworld! Will we see heaven in the future?"
"It's very possible! However, I'm curious, why is there still an Internet in the underworld?"
"Oh! Is this the hell of the Dragon Kingdom? What a great wonder of the world!"
"Tsk tsk! This special effect is really amazing. The only flaw is the Internet!"
"Aren't you guys silly upstairs? This is a horse-riding live broadcast? Where are the special effects? Besides, this is Gouzi's live broadcast room, do you understand?"
"Captain Zhao: Lin Feng, you boy, you must bring the three girls back safely!"
"Indeed, this Taima is a newcomer at first glance. He doesn't know anything and is here. You see, even the police know it's true!"
"Director Dai of the National Security Bureau: Mr. Lin, safety is the most important thing. There is no need to do it for the sake of the mission! You must pay attention to safety!"
"Holy shit! Is the director of the National Security Bureau really the person upstairs? Damn it, you are so awesome now!"
At this moment, Hei Wuchang roared:
"Brothers, younger brothers and sisters, look, this is our hell gate, aren't you domineering?"
Everyone agreed.
The Gate of Hell is the only way to enter the underworld, and it is also the boundary between Yin and Yang. There are dozens of imps guarding the door.
There are even one or two Yin Shuai who often guard the level to prevent the little ghosts in hell from escaping or strangers from entering the underworld!
The kid under the ghost gate saw everyone and Hei Wuchang.
He walked up directly and saluted Hei Wuchang, "Hei handsome!"
Hei Wuchang waved his hand domineeringly.
He introduced: "This is my brother, Lin Feng, the Great Heavenly Master of the Yang Realm, and my three younger brothers and sisters! I saw it later, because I did something
When the kid heard that Lin Feng was the Great Heavenly Master of the Yang Realm, he was immediately shocked.
He hurriedly saluted Lin Feng and others.
"Little devil, pay homage to Master Tianshi and Mrs. Tianshi!"
"Hey, no problem!" Lin Feng also waved his hand casually.
When the three girls heard the kid call themselves Tianshi's wife, their hearts felt as sweet as honey.
Under the leadership of Hei Wuchang, no one dared to stop everyone when they walked into the gate of hell.
I saw that the entire Guimen Pass seemed to have entered a modern city.
Modern villas, cars, 293 high-speed rail, everything!
There are even many ghosts dressed in underworld takeout clothes riding electric scooters to the end!
Lin Feng and the three girls were stunned when they saw it!
Hei Wuchang smiled when he saw the expressions of Lin Feng and the three women.
"Brother, is it similar to yours in the earthly world?"
Everyone nodded in unison.
Hei Wuchang added: "This is nothing. In the past, the dead ghosts were escorted to Huangquan Road. After entering the Ghost Gate, they had to pass through Wangxiang Terrace to Evil Dog Ridge and then Jinji Mountain, and then entered the Wild Ghost Village and the Ecstasy Hall. , and finally entered Fengdu City for trial."
"But since the underworld built the subway and high-speed rail, it's much more convenient now!"
When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they all said their eyes were opened, awesome!
Everyone followed Hei Wuchang and walked all the way inside.
Soon everyone arrived in front of a small third-floor building.
There is also a plaque hanging on the top of the building, which reads "Underworld Guimenguan Office!"
Hei Wuchang said happily: "Let's go to the office for a drink!"
Then he led several people into the room and went straight to the elevator.
"No! Does this small third floor need an elevator?" Lin Feng asked doubtfully.
Hei Wuchang chuckled: "You'll find out later!"
Then he led everyone into the elevator.
This elevator is no different from the one in the human world, it just looks a little scary.
The material is made of dead people's bones. The elevator buttons are all full of dead people's eyeballs.
The three women exclaimed again, seemingly frightened.
Just when the elevator door was about to close, a kid suddenly broke in and said to Hei Wuchang:
"Master Hei, please go and take care of the ghost named Zhou Shuyi who you brought to the Oil Pot Hell yesterday!"
"Oh? What happened to her?" Hei Wuchang looked puzzled.
"It's not that big of a deal, you'll know when you go and take a look! She makes it very difficult for us!"
Hearing Zhou Shuyi's name, Lin Feng and the three girls perked up.
"Bago, why don't we go take a look? I haven't seen her for a day," Lin Feng said.
Hei Wuchang thought for a moment, nodded and said:
"Okay, let's go see what she's doing!" After saying that, she pressed the button for the negative 9th floor.
Lin Feng:???
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