Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

"Brother Broom, do you want to go to my house for lunch?"

Bai Bingbing said coquettishly and blushing.

Have you had enough?

Sweeping the broom all day long!

I don’t want to lose face?

That's too much!

If it weren't for the fact that you are my fan.

If it weren't for the fact that you are a girl.

I just went up with a set of thirteen kicks.

Lin Feng was helpless and furious in his heart.

But I heard the girl’s invitation.

Lin Feng thought for a while.

I'll just be polite first.

If the girl invites me again.

Then it would be hard for me to refuse!

Think of this.

Lin Feng scratched his head in embarrassment and said:

"Isn't this...not good?"

Friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene.

Barrages were launched one after another.

"Sister! You are confused! You are just trying to lure the wolf into the house! You must not agree, bitch!"

"Dog anchor, get out of here and stay away from my wife!"

"That's right, dog anchor, don't make too much noise about my girl! You have Boss Yang and a policewoman!"

"Gouzi, do you believe it or not, we are going to notify Boss Yang and the policewoman now?"

"Police beauty! Your man is going to cheat on you, come here quickly!"

"Zhao Xiaochen: Oh, what are you talking about? Wait, I'll be there soon! Look after him for me!"

"Damn it, is there really a policewoman upstairs? Go away, run away, the policewoman is coming to catch the rapist!"

The girl looked at Lin Feng's hesitant expression. "Four Sixty" nodded and said weakly:

"Okay then! Forget it! Let's make an appointment next time!"

Lin Feng:?????

Um?

Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?

What's the meaning?

Are you kidding me?

Are you going to invite me again?

I didn’t say not to go either!

I'm just going to pretend to be polite to you, okay?

In the end, Lin Feng still didn't go to her house for dinner with the girl.

Lin Feng himself was embarrassed.

This is a man and a woman alone, right?

No, she also has a sick grandma at home!

I'll go have a meal next time her house is empty.

When the time comes, um... a man and a woman alone... um

Hey hey hey so happy!

Okay... let’s make an appointment next time!

As the two separated.

Lin Feng looked at the live broadcast room and said:

"What the hell! Brothers, I feel like there are no more orders today, otherwise the anchor will go home!"

After saying that, he ignored the barrage of friends and prepared to close the live broadcast.

at this time.

A familiar police car suddenly appeared in front of Lin Feng.

It stopped with a flick of its tail.

Wait for the car to stop.

I saw Zhao Xiaochen getting out of the driver's seat carelessly.

When Lin Feng saw the people coming, one of them had a big head and the other two were big.

"Hey! Why are you here again? I'm not doing anything today! I don't want to drink tea!"

"Lin Feng, I know you didn't do anything today! But now I have a case that I need your help with!"

Lin Feng:????

God Tama has a case that needs me!

I'm not a policeman!

Did you find the wrong person?

But after thinking about it for a while, he still said:

"What? Is it someone dead again this time?"

"Oh, you knew it again before I even said it!"

Do you know that I have something to say?

Will you come to me about the matter of riding a horse alive?

"Tell me, what is going on?"

"Um...well...well...you remember the group of poachers last night, right?"

"Well, I remember. What happened when we caught him together?"

"The man who took the lead last night committed suicide in the middle of the night out of fear of crime while we were not paying attention!"

"It doesn't matter if he dies. If he commits a crime, he must be shot. But now we haven't found out the key information, so... you know!"

Zhao Xiaochen hesitated.

After hearing Zhao Xiaochen's words, Lin Feng finally understood.

She wants to let herself summon spirits again!

I understand?

I understand your sister!

Anyone who rides a horse knows that she is definitely up to no good when she comes to me!

Um?

its not right!

I remember that buddy was beaten half to death by you yesterday, right?

Was it because you beat me so badly that you didn’t want to live anymore, so you couldn’t think of committing suicide?

After thinking about it, he glanced at Zhao Xiaochen suspiciously.

Seeing the look in Lin Feng's eyes, Zhao Xiaoniao guessed what he was thinking.

"I'm not, I didn't! Don't think so!"

"I just popped one of his eggs yesterday, he won't die!"

Lin Feng:…………

Studio︰……

I didn't say anything!

Don't be so excited!

Aren’t you just asking for trouble?

God stepped on his horse and broke an egg.

"Okay, okay, let's go!"

After saying that, he grabbed Lin Feng and dragged him into the police car.

Back to a familiar place.

Interrogation room of the Criminal Police Brigade.

Lin Feng lifted up the white cloth.

Looking at the man who was covered in scars and dying.

The corners of Lin Feng's eyes twitched wildly and the corners of his mouth twitched.

What a cruel woman!

Zhao Xiaochen looked at Lin Feng, his eyes full of hope.

"How is it? Is it difficult?"

"Materials for making paper, glutinous rice, yellow charms, etc. I've prepared everything you want!"

Lin Feng:!!!!

Studio:!!!!

"Damn it! The policewoman was led astray by the dog! Captain Zhao, come out quickly! Your daughter is going to do it on the spot!"

"Captain Zhao: I told you not to play with the fool, but now you are being led more and more crookedly by him, do you know that?"

"Captain Zhao, please separate the two quickly, I will be your son-in-law!"

"Damn it! Did the policewoman prepare all the materials so well?"

"Lin Feng: You guys testify to me, I didn't do it, it was the police who asked me to do it!

"Is that you Xiu'er upstairs? Have you helped the anchor to dump the blame?"

"To be honest, this man was beaten very badly by the police beauty! It was so violent that I feel a little sympathy for the life after the dog anchor and the police beauty got married!"

Lin Feng suddenly thought of the skill he drew today.

You can really call the dead alive.

As for the principle.

Then we don’t know.

What does that have to do with us?

Soul summoning will also consume your own body.

It's more tiring than watching five or six island country educational short films in a row and doing manual work.

But how easy it is to curse people!

If it's enough, you can ask it yourself.

It doesn’t hurt my body.

Um!

Such a happy decision!

Think of this.

Lin Feng coughed twice and said:

"Brother, I won't be summoning souls today. I'll show you a new skill!"

When Zhao Xiaochen heard this, he became interested.

new skill?

What skills?

No matter what, you’ll know just by looking at it, right?

Hearing that Lin Feng was going to perform a new skill, the water friends in the live broadcast room also became interested and curious.

"Guess what the dog is going to do today? Is he still possessed?"

"I don't think so. Didn't Gouzi say that if he doesn't summon souls today, will he go directly to the underworld to find people?"

"I feel the same way. You can't scold this guy alive today, right? If he could scold a dead man alive, I'd live broadcast the horse's eyes stuffed with chili pepper!!"

"I can do it too. Although Gouzi's scolding skills today are pretty good, and he has the shadow of my Internet Keyword Immortal, it's still impossible to scold the living dead!"

"Okay, stop talking. Isn't it enough to just watch the host's performance?"

"Indeed, after all, the dog has many skills and can do everything. I don't treat him as a normal person anyway!"

At this time, I heard Lin Feng ask again:

"Hey, I want to ask you something? Is it illegal to curse people?"

"Huh?... What's the law against swearing? It's okay to scold anyone as long as you can't get into any trouble, I'll take care of it for you!"

Hearing Zhao Xiaochen's unguarded words, Lin Feng's lips raised slightly.

Zhao Xiaochen's face is full of excitement now.

It seems to be witnessing the birth of a miracle.

Without even noticing, Lin Feng had dug a huge hole for him!

"Tenture! That's too much punishment! You're right!"

"Ahem! Look at me!"

Cleared my throat...

The next second.

Then Lin Feng opened his mouth.

"My day you¥beepYbeepbeep*¥*․beep#beep%beepbeep*@#*beep*¥!"

"I fuck you @beep you beep$?, beep?^#^..․beep?@!,!"

"Fuck! You beep beep beep beep beep beep @...¥%#%@@...beep beep beep beep!"

“Damn you, you are so bad!

Hear Lin Feng's curse.

Zhao Xiaochen was completely stunned.

Damn it! She has never heard such dirty words in her life.

This is too cheesy!

But is it really useful?

at this time.

When Zhao Xiaochen saw the body lying on the bed, his hand actually moved.

I was even more shocked!

"Damn it! Is it true or false? You can even ride on a horse?"

The forensic people hiding outside the door were dumbfounded!

The eyes are full of confusion!

Originally, when he saw Lin Feng coming, he was full of disdain.

I feel that this is all sensationalism and feudal superstition.

But now that they saw this scene, everyone was dumbfounded.

Damn it, you DJ, you really scared the baby!

Even the fans in the live broadcast room were shocked.

"Holy shit! Hands on, hands on! Really or fake, a dead man was actually brought back to life by a dog?"

"I must have not woken up when I was riding a horse! I am still living in a dream!"

"Damn it, when I saw that dead man moving his hands, my little heart also moved!"

"The dog is so crazy! Is this something a normal person can do?"

"Captain Zhao! Come out quickly and catch someone, there is a dog playing tricks!"

"Team Zhao: Well... I don't know how to deal with this! How about I ask my superiors for instructions first?"

"I learned it, I learned it! From now on, if someone dies in our village, I will scold him!"

"Yes! Upstairs, I support you, be sure to scold you! If you scold me enough, you will be thanked; if you scold me, I will beat you to death!"

Lin Feng moved his hands when he saw it.

nodded.

He continued to curse:

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*Beep#....¥@¥*%Beep asfBeep dfkajBeep ¥@Beep¥**!" 0.7

Following Lin Feng’s yelling.

The corpse was shaking more and more violently.

"Damn it, your fairy is beeping! Your mother is telling you to go home for dinner! Beeping, beeping, beeping!"

Lin Feng stopped with his last curse.

The corpse suddenly opened its eyes.

A confused look on his face.

Originally, I had almost reached Naihe Bridge.

Suddenly I felt someone calling me.

It seems like my mother is still calling me home for dinner.

Well...that's right!

It doesn't matter whether you are reincarnated or not.

Go home and eat first.

But as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the two people from last night.

Staring at him eagerly.

The man was immediately dumbfounded!

My whole body was numb!

Hey! Why are you two so worthless?

"No, where is my mother? Didn't she call me home for dinner?"

Hear this.

Zhao Xiaochen covered his mouth desperately and snickered.

God rides on a horse to eat!

Last supper?

When the man saw this situation, he felt something was wrong.

Looked around.

I found myself still in the familiar interrogation room.

He immediately understood his current situation.

Face full of despair!

Riding on a horse!

What level of beasts are these two people?

I'm dead. I'm so dead. I'm still riding a horse. Can you call me back?

You have to let me eat a peanut, right?

You really are no longer a human being, are you?

Thank you!