Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?
Chapter 139 Didn’T You Finish Drinking Everything In The Morning? Why Come Again?
See Lin Feng's embarrassing acting skills.
Yang Mi rolled her eyes nicely.
"Okay, what are you arguing about? Besides, don't you guys make money by doing your side job?"
Right now.
"Chi! Chi! Chi!"
Several chicken cries were heard.
Yang Mi went out looking for fame.
I saw a small grass cage where everyone was originally gathered.
There are about a dozen yellow chicks inside.
It was chirping non-stop.
Seeing this, Yang Mi became a little angry.
"Who! Who did it? Who brought the little chicken to the company?"
"Jiaxing is an entertainment company, not a chicken coop! Who did this?"
Then I saw Zhang Bingbing raised her hand and whispered:
"Boss! I brought it!"
"This morning I went to a chicken-raising house to clear the sewer, and the sewer collapsed. They didn't have the nerve to ask me for compensation, and I didn't have the nerve to ask for money. "When I left, they gave me a few chickens!"
"I didn't know how to deal with it, so I brought the company here!"
After saying that, he scratched his head in embarrassment.
Lin Feng:????
Yang Mi:????
B:????
Huang Mengying:????
Studio:????
Then the whole audience burst into laughter.
Even the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed.
Damn it, it’s true!
What a sin!
Love the oil!
Zhang Bingbing caused another "September 17" sewer collapse?
Haha! I can’t stop laughing!
This Zhang Bingbing is also a jerk, right?
As expected, every teacher must have a disciple!
Yang Mi was stunned when he heard Zhang Bingbing's words.
Then he covered his mouth and chuckled.
Behind him, Reba was holding his belly and laughing wildly.
Tears were shed from laughter.
The little mouth kept laughing "Goose goose goose goose!"
Everyone in the audience was amused again when they heard Reba's laughter.
Suddenly the whole Jiaxing became a goose factory!
"Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, burp!"
"Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose?"
Even the passers-by outside looked sideways when they heard it.
Looking at the Jiaxing sign, he fell into silence.
This brand seems to be an entertainment company, right?
Why are there all the geese squawking inside?
Have you changed your career?
Selling geese instead?
Uh...what should I do if I suddenly want to eat goose stewed in an iron pot?
Another pedestrian came.
What's the point of selling a goose?
Nowadays, people in Jiaxing do everything besides work in the entertainment industry! They pick up garbage, clear sewers, search for people, chase corpses, fish out corpses, and do everything in Feng Shui!
Yang Mi looked at the artists in the company.
Enlightenment covered his forehead with a look of helplessness.
All of them are really eye-catching bags, right?
Seeing these chicks, Lin Feng became interested.
Step forward and squat on the edge of the grass.
Use the skills given by the system to carefully observe these chicks.
to tell the sex of these chicks.
Don't say it!
This skill is really awesome!
It is very difficult for ordinary people to tell the gender of a chick with the naked eye.
Only a very familiar master can tell it at a glance.
Normally, if you want to distinguish, you have to use tools.
And the efficiency is too low.
But Lin Feng has the blessing of system skills.
You can tell at a glance whether these chicks are male or female.
This skill is really awesome!
Everyone watched Lin Feng squatting motionless in front of the chicken.
Curiosity is also full.
Reba asked curiously:
"Brother Lin, what are you looking at? Don't they all look the same?"
Indeed, to ordinary people, all newborn chicks look the same.
There is no gender at all.
All chicks, whether male or female, are carved from the same mold.
Only when you grow up do you know whether it is a male or a female.
Hearing this, Lin Feng was not happy.
what?
If you can't see it, do you think I can't see it either?
Who do you look down on?
So, Lin Feng pointed at the chicken and said:
"Ah? Aren't these 5 males and 8 females? Why are they the same?"
Everyone was confused when they heard this!
what?
Can you tell the gender of such a tiny little chick?
Why do I not believe it so much?
But considering Lin Feng’s past record.
The words came to my lips but I couldn't say them anymore.
In addition to his main job, there is really no side job that he can't do like brooming.
What if she could actually tell the gender of the chick.
Then wouldn’t he become a fool?
At this time, even Yang Mi became interested.
come over.
"Real or fake? Lin Feng, can you really tell the difference?"
"It looks exactly the same to me! There is no difference at all!"
Yang Mi asked curiously.
Hearing Yang Mi's words, Lin Feng pretended to be a mysterious wandering saint and laughed a little:
"Boss, you still don't know enough about a chicken like this. I can tell whether it's a male or a female just by scanning it!"
"If ordinary people were to tell the difference, they wouldn't be able to see many of them in a day! Let me ask you, am I a bull? Is it a whistle? Is it a whistle?"
Not noticing that Lin Feng was showing off, Yang Mi became more and more curious.
"How do you tell the difference? Can you tell me?"
Lin Feng coughed and said:
"It's not a secret. Most people need to use tools to tell the gender of a chick and open the chick's butt to check!"
"But the old masters can basically tell the difference after looking at it for tens of seconds without using tools at all. This is all based on experience!
After saying this, everyone was shocked again.
Because this guy didn't even have a minute in total to squat here and look at chicks.
I also figured out the gender of all the chicks, which was scary.
The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene.
They also expressed shock.
"Shit! Chickens have genders? Are they true or false? I don't have enough education, so don't lie to me?"
"The guy upstairs just wants to eat it. Chickens must have genders! Don't you know the rooster crows?"
"Damn it, I really can't understand it, but I'm shocked. How can I see this horse riding? Is it possible that the anchor's eyes are different from ours?"
"I am a chicken farmer. I have 200,000 chickens at home. I can't even tell them apart at a glance. This dog anchor is really outrageous!"
"Dad upstairs, does he need a son? I think I'm in trouble!"
"I am also very angry! If you don't need a son, can you have a grandson too?"
"Hey, hey, hey! Lin Feng, don't be like this..."
When Yang Migang wanted to scold Lin Feng for not doing his job properly.
"Her eldest uncle and her second uncle! They are all his uncles!"
"High tables and low benches! They're all made of wood!"
Yang Mi's cell phone rang.
When I picked it up, I saw it was an unknown number.
After hesitating for a moment, he finally got through.
"Hey! Is this Boss Yang? I'm from Jijiji Farm! I saw on the live broadcast that Master Lin Feng from your company can tell the chickens apart. Can he come over to my place and help me tell them ten times?"
"You see, our company is an entertainment company..."
Yang Migang was just about to retort when he heard something on the phone:
"Boss Yang, let's do this! Two hundred thousand at a time! I won't embarrass you too much, right?"
.... Don’t be embarrassed! As you can see, don’t worry, Lin Feng from our company is professional!”
hang up the phone.
Looking at Lin Feng who looked confused.
Yang Mi smiled flatteringly and said:
"Fengfeng! You heard it too, there is a chicken farm inviting you over at a high price. Look..."
"Boss, can I refuse?"
"Ten thousand!"
"Boss, I am a serious artist, how can I do such a thing!"
"Twenty thousand!"
"Boss, I am a positive energy person..."
"One price, 50,000 yuan?"
"Boss, you know, I am definitely not here for money. I just like chicks! How cute!"
"Let's go now!"
After saying that, he grabbed Yang Mi's tender hand and wanted to walk out...
Seeing Lin Feng holding her hand, Changmi's pretty face turned red instantly.
Feeling sweet in her heart, she quietly clasped Lin Feng's fingers on the held hand.
Pretending to be nonchalant, he said:
"Does anyone else want to go with you?"
No one else noticed this scene.
But someone who paid special attention to Lin Feng noticed it.
At this moment.
Criminal Police Brigade.
Zhao Xiaochen, who was having lunch, watched Yang Mi's little moves through the live broadcast room.
Gritting his teeth angrily.
ah!
So angry!
Strong enemy!
no!
Don’t give them a chance to be alone together!
I also need to go!
Thinking of this, I picked up the car keys and ran out.
The detectives on the side looked at the captain who ran out with bewildered expressions.
Why are you in such a hurry that you don't even want to eat?
Do you think it has something to do with that big broom?
I just noticed that the captain was watching the live broadcast of the big broomstick while eating.
Hmm... My years of experience watching Conan tells me that there must be something fishy about this.
What's fishy?
Can't tell.
Hmm...but I feel like we can still see the big broom today!
Aren’t you talking nonsense? When will this guy not come?
Ever since he came to our place, I haven't had enough to eat.
Forget it, he often brings people over for dinner!
Jiaxing Media.
"Don't worry, let's go eat first and then go over after eating!"
Hearing Yang Mi's words, Lin Feng nodded.
At this time, Yang Mi continued to say:
"Huang Mengying continued to pick up garbage in the community in the afternoon, Zhang Bingbing... um... forget it... you can practice unblocking the sewers again! You have broken seven or eight toilets in the past few days! Your skills are too poor. , people have complained! Practice hard, I will come over to check tomorrow! Let’s test it with the company’s toilet!”
"Reba... forget it, you have no talent for painting! Come with us in the afternoon! Learn more from your brother-in-law... Bah... Lin Feng's technique of distinguishing chicks!"
"Don't think about fishing in the company all day long! As for everyone else, get up and practice your side hustle!"
“In a word: Be bigger and stronger! Create greater glory! 5.7″
After lunch, Lin Feng was ready to set off with Yang Mireba.
Right now.
"lt!~~~"
A police car stopped at the gate of Jiaxing.
I saw Zhao Xiaochen getting out of the car.
Lin Feng's eyes widened when he saw this scene.
"Damn it! Are you still here? That's too much!"
"Didn't you come here this morning? I've finished drinking all the tea?"
"Why? One cup of tea a day used to be enough, but now one cup is not enough?"
Yang Mi and Reba also looked nervous.
I thought in unison.
No way!
If you just want to go out and get a side job, you won't be so unlucky!
I just left the company!
Are you going to have tea with the big broom?
To be honest, the two of them regret going out now.
I heard that 200,000 had forgotten Lin Feng’s tea-drinking physique.
Zhao Xiaochen saw their nervous expressions.
He seemed to have guessed what they were thinking.
He coughed and said:
"Don't get me wrong! I'm not here to take you to tea today!"
"Didn't I tell you to treat you to dinner yesterday? I'm here again today!"
After saying that, he looked shy towards Lin Feng.
Hearing Zhao Xiaochen's words, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Not just drinking tea!
As for eating.
What to eat?
Prison meal?
No need to!
Don’t delay me from starting my side job!
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