Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

"Sister Mi! Sister Mi! What's left on his flying monkey is your number!" Reba said, shaking the stunned Yang Mi.

"I saw it! Stop shaking it!"

at this time.

"Her eldest uncle and her second uncle! They are all his uncles!"

"High tables and low benches! They're all made of wood!"

I picked it up and saw that it was a call from overseas.

Yang Mi answered the phone with a blank expression.

"Hello, I saw your advertisement. This missile is very good. Are there any other missiles like this? I want to order 10,000 sets! Price is not an issue!"

"Please send me the shipment to Monkey Island, Somalia! (Boss! The navy is here again! Brothers can't hold on!)"

Yang Mi:

Reba:…………

this moment.

Everyone was shocked.

Even people hundreds of miles away.

Watching a dazzling flame suddenly appear in the sky.

For a moment, they all fell into a trance.

They were all dumbfounded.

What the hell is this??

The Salted Egg Superman is here, right??

Or have aliens arrived??

Or is it the end of the world??

In a daze, they felt.

I seem to be reminded of a fairy tale I saw back then.

"The Little Girl Selling Nuclear Bombs" - Antu Village.

That night, the little girl lit the nuclear bomb.

Then the whole village saw her breasts.

And tonight.

No little girl though.

But they feel.

I still vaguely saw it.

The scene of Tai Nai waving to them!

Even Tai Nai said: "My dear grandson, do you want Tai Nai? Why don't you go with Tai Nai?"

Everyone:????

I can't go with you!

We haven't found out who dropped the nuclear bomb yet!

Damn it!!

Don’t the police even care about it?

the other side.

A security department in Yingjiang.

"Have the satellites been sent over?"

"yessir! It's already aimed at the place where the living body is!"

"Very good! Zoom in for me, keep zooming in!"

Just as these people watched the screen continue to zoom in.

Suddenly a flying monkey rushed towards the satellite from below.

The official was stunned and asked subconsciously:

"What is this? A missile? Is he aiming at our satellite?"

"Sir, it's probably not a missile!"

"Besides, how can any missile reach low-Earth orbit?"

The officer nodded, thinking that he was worrying too much.

But at this moment.

The Sky Monkey rushed straight towards the reconnaissance satellite.

Then it exploded near the reconnaissance satellite.

For a moment.

The entire reconnaissance satellite was reduced to ashes!

Violent flames appeared throughout low Earth orbit.

Satellites of many countries have been destroyed one after another!

Looking at the entire black screen of the computer.

The two of them scratched their heads, looking shocked.

"What the hell is this? A big black rat, so black and white?"

"Why don't I have a reconnaissance satellite? Didn't you say it's not a missile?"

The subordinate also shook his head in confusion.

"Go check it out for me!"

"yessir!"

The Internet is now exploding.

"Damn it! What the hell exploded in the sky? And it also had advertisements? I was shocked in Kyoto!"

"I've seen it all over Heizhou! But why is this number so familiar?"

"Hey~ I remembered it. Isn't this the number of Boss Yang of Jiaxing Entertainment? It's so awesome! Boss Yang's advertisement is invincible!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I was just observing the moon through the astronomical telescope, and suddenly something exploded in my lens. I seemed to see my too-big breasts!"

"Hahahaha! I can't stop laughing. I can imagine this scene! It's so stupid! I'm going to call Boss Yang and buy some for fun!"

"I want it too! I want it too! I've seen it in Mao Xiong, it's so cool! Boss Yang is obsessed with this advertisement! Like it!"

"I came from the live broadcast room of Gozi! This is not played by Boss Yang, but by the dog owner. This is the Sky Monkey, whose full name is Cosmic Monkey Rambo ONE!"

"Holy shit! Did this guy do it again? Why is he everywhere? This guy is outrageous!"

"Cosmic Monkey Rambo ONE? What a name. When I saw this scene, I actually climaxed on the spot! No, I'll contact the dog anchor to buy a few for fun!~"

"Go to the dog anchor's live broadcast room and have a look! He has made more than a dozen, and now he only has one!"

"Damn it! I'm going to go and see it right now, it's so cheesy. [My great-grandfather just said he saw his son's daughter-in-law's grandson-in-law's boss with big breasts. Should I call my great-grandfather's big breasts?" What is the name of the second son of the uncle’s son’s daughter-in-law’s grandson-in-law’s family?”

"Em...this question upstairs, uh...you stumped me! Forget it, who cares, go watch Dog Master play the Flying Monkey!"

"plus one!"

"Plus two!"

Far away at the old city police station.

Headquarters of the 3rd Border Armed Police Regiment.

National Security Agency.

SWAT team.

Criminal Police Brigade.

Fire Brigade.

Looking at the flames in the sky, everyone was shocked.

Everyone was stunned.

A look of disbelief!

I thought someone was carrying out a terrorist attack!

The police began to call out one after another!

fully armed.

Those who have guns have guns.

Those who didn't grab it were equipped with water guns.

There are even some carrying fire axes.

Let’s run towards the same destination together!

Huaer Kindergarten!

Lin Feng watched the flying monkey explode in the sky.

Look at the effect after the explosion of the Sky Monkey.

Mouth opened in satisfaction.

It’s so exciting to ride a horse!

So cool!

This is art!

All the fireworks tonight!

Only your own best dick!

If I didn't know how to sing.

A few sentences high and low!

After I finished speaking, I remembered that there were still more than a dozen left.

I want to light it up when I look back.

Just turned around.

Everyone in the audience looked at him in shock.

He looked like he had seen a ghost.

Some people's pants were even wet.

My body was trembling and I couldn't say a word.

"Anchor...anchor! What...what are you going to do?"

Lin Feng felt a little strange.

What to do?

Of course, let’s continue to release the Sky Monkey!

In the confused eyes of everyone.

Lin Feng checked the flying monkey.

I left four sticks and plan to save them until tomorrow night.

Then he picked up ten flying monkeys.

The Sky Monkey was ignited again.

Not one this time.

It’s ten!

Also facing different directions.

After lighting it up, he yelled at the live broadcast room:

"Brothers! Veterans! Support the anchor and give us a follow!"

Everyone watched helplessly as the ignited Sky Monkey flew high into the sky again!

"Pah~pah!"

"Boooooooh!!"

"Bah bang bang!!"

“Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob!!!”

"Pah, pah, pah, pah!!!!"

At this moment, the entire dark half of the globe was completely exposed!

Far away in the steppes of Mongolia.

Must be outside the tent.

A little girl pulled her parents anxiously and shouted:

"Mom and Dad, come out and look, there are eleven suns in the sky!"

now.

The world is in chaos.

Satellites in various countries lost contact in an instant.

There are no certain signs.

It just disappeared and I couldn’t contact you at all!

ten minutes later.

Wait until everyone is numb.

"Lin Feng! Are you crazy? Why are you fighting here??"

Zhao Xiaochen finally came to his senses.

She felt that she was at this time.

It was like being on a battlefield under heavy artillery fire.

No! It’s not that outrageous on the battlefield!

Zhao Xiaochen felt that he must be crazy.

Who knows!

These flying monkeys.

Today she also has a share of credit.

It’s like a dream!!

But Lin Feng could only see Zhao Xiaochen's mouth moving.

I couldn't hear what she was saying at all.

But judging from the excited expression of the other party.

Lin Feng felt that she must be praising her monkey?

Don’t you think your trip today was in vain?

Don’t even look at who did it!

Think of this.

Lin Feng grinned.

He raised his hand and gave the other party a thumbs up...

He moved his mouth slightly and said: "Pinch! Take a good look!"

Zhao Xiaochen:????

I said you are crazy.

Why are you still giving me a thumbs up?

I think you are completely unaware of the seriousness of the matter!

at the same time.

It’s not just Zhao Xiaochen.

Very popular with people and children.

They all reacted belatedly.

It was different from the way he looked at Lin Feng before.

At this time, they looked at Lin Feng again.

There was a touch of fear on every face.

No, this person.

Is he a terrorist??

If a flying monkey is placed in this tm, can it release the sound of a nuclear bomb?

This is the Sky Monkey you are talking about, right?

Aren’t you afraid of going to jail?

Think about daytime.

They also want to record a show with Lin Feng.

this moment.

They suddenly feel like idiots.

How many lives this damn thing has is not enough to survive!

As for the kids on set.

Now everyone has doubts about life.

They remember, not that long ago.

This sunny and handsome big brother.

He also taught them how to be a flying monkey.

At the same time, he also taught them a lot of chemistry knowledge.

Let them have a strong interest in chemistry.

they felt at the time.

This big brother is quite a nice guy.

But they didn't expect...

He taught him how to make the Sky Monkey.

It turned out to be this big thing.

If you give them another chance to choose again.

They will definitely not do the Flying Monkey again.

No!

Don't give them a chance!

They have now begun to cast a shadow on the Flying Sky Monkeys!!

I even have a shadow on chemistry.

Mom!

We never want to let the Sky Monkey go again!

And this time.

Yan Min looked at the reactions of everyone.

But the whole person suddenly relaxed.

Are you saying I'm too cowardly?

Are you saying I made things serious?

Don't you look at your expressions now?

Your head is buzzing, right?

Are all of them dumbfounded?

Now, do you still want to be on the show with this big broomstick?

Your power over the big broom

I don’t know anything at all!

However, the most painful thing right now is still.

Are you sure this won’t bring in anti-sham people in the near future??

Anti-terrorism:???

Thanks for the invitation, no need to recruit.

We are already on the way!

joke!

Such a big movement.

It’s hard for us not to notice!!

same.

Audiences in the live broadcast room.

Update 2.8 is already dumbfounded.

Without him!

only because.

now across the entire screen.

Except for the eleven explosions of fire.

They can't see anything at all.

This big broom, this wave.

What a big deal!

to be honest!

That moment just now!

They almost couldn't help but hold their brother tightly!

next moment.

The barrage scrolled rapidly.

"Fuck! Oh my god~!@!!@! Beep beep beep!"

"The dog owner played eleven nukes, didn't he?"

"I knew that this pussy was made of a Sky Monkey, not an ordinary Sky Monkey at all! This is the Supreme Milk Monkey!"

"It's so fucking outrageous. When the first Sky Monkey exploded, my grandfather came out with a big knife and asked me if there was going to be a fight."

"Damn it! You can never trust a dog anchor! Can't you just set off some fireworks?"

"Are the water friends who make the romantic night come true during the day? Come over and see if this is the romance you mentioned!"

"Let's not talk about whether it's romantic or not, but tonight, the dog anchor really doesn't have to go home!"

"It's not good. Not only him, but also the policewoman can't escape, and the Jichao show crew are all accomplices! Arrest them, arrest them all! Arrest them all!"

"Tenture! Real punishment! It can be tortured or tortured! The dog anchor is a real punishment!"

"It's so outrageous. It feels like all the residents within a few hundred miles are stupid."

"Hahaha, not only am I stupid, my dad is dragging me to escape now, saying that someone is dropping a nuclear bomb in the country! I????"

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