Dream Master of Realms

Tushita Palace.

Mother Lishan demonstrated the efficacy of Qimoyuzhu while relaying Li Xiaobai's story.

The old gentleman opposite nodded frequently, occasionally adding a word or two, with a calm expression.

After everything was said, Lishan's mother said: That's probably what happened. Laojun, what do you think?

The secret of heaven is indeed chaotic. Taishang Laojun's focus was on Qi Mo Yuzhu. He fiddled with the virtual screen, called up the film directory, and clicked on one of the films called The Taoist Priest Descends from the Mountain to watch Looking at the virtual image that popped up, his eyes lit up slightly, The magic weapon is magical, and it is indeed not like the things in the three realms. I don't really believe in the so-called fourth wall and using love to prove the truth.

I don't really believe it either. Mother Lishan said, At that time, what Li Xiaobai said was very serious. I didn't know much about him, so I couldn't see many doubts. I didn't know what kind of magic method it was to change a dog. How could he fool people? A person who lives in Buddhism. But Lu Ren, who was with him, had a huge emotional ups and downs when Li Xiaobai mentioned the fourth wall, which finally made me suspicious. I always felt that this matter seemed true and false, so I came to Laojun to discuss it.

What's fake can't be true, and what's true can't be fake. Just wait and see what happens. Taishang Laojun twisted his beard and said, Currently, Li Xiaobai's actions are all aimed at Buddhism and have little to do with us. It should be a headache for the West. Before A few days ago, Guanyin Bodhisattva borrowed two boys from me, saying that they would bring disaster to Monk Tang. For the sake of the prosperity of Buddhism, the three realms below cannot live in peace, so it is time for someone to cause trouble for them. , let them know that Daxing Buddhism can't be accomplished by simply performing a play.

Laojun, although Li Xiaobai is humble in his words, he is arrogant and even a little ignorant of the world. I'm worried that he will make things worse. Old Mother Lishan said, Although I don't know what his real purpose is, if he is really from the outside world, People, I’m afraid they don’t have any feelings for this world, so they might cause a lot of trouble, and I’m afraid it won’t end well in the end.”

Fellow Taoist Lishan is worrying too much. The laws of heaven have their own laws, and profit and loss are just principles. Even if Li Xiaobai is really an outsider and makes things big, someone will naturally deal with him. There is no truly invincible person in the world. Besides, Buddhism has arranged and spread scriptures for thousands of years, and the way of heaven should be in Buddhism. How can it be so easy to shake it with just two or three people? Taishang Laojun smiled, Send someone to pay attention to his words and deeds, and let the rest develop as it goes.

Laojun, the Bodhisattva has borrowed your two boys, so you don't have to worry about them conflicting with Li Xiaobai. Mother Lishan asked with a smile.

I'm afraid he's not a fake Taoist priest. Laojun pointed at Baoqiang in the video and smiled, then looked at Lishan's mother, Li Xiaobai knows about Buddhism, so he can naturally understand who the boy is, and he will give you face. , can’t you give the old Tao some face?”

Lao Jun is quite free and easy. Old Mother Lishan smiled and reached out to pick up the Qi Mo Yuzhu. In that case, I won't disturb Lao Jun for his alchemy...

Old Mother Lishan, the craftsmanship of making this bead is exquisite. The old Taoist is very happy to see the hunter. Can you leave the bead here and let the old Taoist study it. If you can decipher the secret, it will be a blessing to the heaven. Taishang Laojun Looking at the Qimoyuzhu in Lishan's old mother's hand, she raised the whisk in her hand.

You old man! If you want to decipher the mystery of the beads, just go to Li Xiaobai and ask for one. This bead was given to me by Li Xiaobai. I also want to explore the true meaning of the fourth wall from it! Old Mother Lishan didn't either. He was polite to Taishang Laojun, Your Taoism is natural, but I would rather believe that it exists than that it doesn't exist. Li Xiaobai has practiced my skills and has formed a natural relationship with me. His coming here is a disaster or a blessing. I always have to bear a little bit...

Finished.

Mother Lishan flew out of Tushita Palace.

The old man was left alone and muttered: Instead of borrowing the beads, I should let the old Taoist watch the life of the little Taoist priest! A movie is the epitome of a destined protagonist. If so, this bead can really help people realize the Tao. Fourth Facing the wall, there are foreign demons. It’s interesting. Experienced experts should go and observe it...

then.

Taishang Laojun took a step forward and disappeared into Tushita Palace.

…

Tang Sanzang, wake up!

In the forest, Li Mu woke up the sleeping Tang Sanzang and others.

The three Bodhisattvas left in the early morning. Before leaving, they removed all the arrangements.

After the initial commotion, the Bodhisattvas each imposed restraints.

Li Mu didn't know what happened in the embroidery room. What he knew was that the three Bodhisattvas didn't look good when they left.

This... Tang Seng opened his hazy sleepy eyes and saw himself sleeping in the wild. He couldn't help but be shocked, Lingshan Buddha, what happened? Where is the manor? Where is Zhenzhen?

Really? Li Mu raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, That's so kind, Sanzang, don't tell me, your good deed has come true, right?

Tang Monk's face suddenly turned red: Lingshan Buddha was joking, what good things can be accomplished in one night. I talked with Zhenzhen girl Bingzhuye for a long time, and she learned a lot about my past and the great dream of my disciple. And She just wanted to find a parent to live and work in peace and contentment, and did not want to travel all the way with the poor monk to experience the ups and downs on the westward journey. For this reason, there would be no result between her and me. The poor monk persuaded her that such a way of recruiting a son-in-law was a bit hasty. , if you are not careful, you can easily attract a wolf into your house...

Lu Ren was dumbfounded and shook his head, okay, after talking all night, he just said this, which is almost as good as persuading a chicken to be a good person. He is worthy of Tang Sanzang.

Not your cup of tea? Li Muxiao looked at Tang Seng, She is probably asking about my business!

You can't hide it from Lingshan Buddha. Tang Monk looked sad, After saying a few words, Miss Zhenzhen will bring the topic to Lingshan Buddha. She should be interested in you...

Master, Lingshan Buddha, help. Zhu Bajie's voice came from far away.

Tang Monk followed the sound and saw that Zhu Bajie was tied up and hung on a tree. He couldn't help but frowned: Lingshan Buddha, what happened? Where is the Mo family's manor?

How can there be any Mo family manor? Li Mu smiled, It's just a few Bodhisattva incarnations of two-dimensional people who want to use your mouth to find out the truth.

Bodhisattva? Tang Monk's expression changed drastically.

Sha Seng and Bai Longma also came over, and when they heard this sentence, both of them looked unnatural.

Only Gao Cuilan had a hint of joy on her face.

Yes, Miss Zhenzhen should be Guanyin Bodhisattva. Li Mu said, The other two are Manjusri and Samantabhadra. As for Mo, she is Lishan Mother.

It's not the right person. Tang Seng's face turned from red to black, and he was filled with indignation. It's just a bet. To secretly use such despicable methods, it really is not the right person. I was still hesitant before, but I was not as good as they wanted. It’s hard to find a perfect match!”

This is exciting!

Li Mu looked at Tang Seng who suddenly became angry. What he said last night was probably not just about great dreams!

But no matter what, his goal was achieved.

You won't be kissed, and you won't be touched. Old Zhu thought it was because of the girl's reserve, but she didn't expect that it was the Bodhisattva inside that was causing trouble. Zhu Bajie cursed and walked over, Lingshan Buddha, even you can't see through it. Is it the disguise of a Bodhisattva?

Test?

Li Mu unexpectedly glanced at Zhu Bajie and said with a smile: I didn't see it. I wanted to verify your learning results at the time. Who would have expected that the Bodhisattva would actually use this as a trap. Fortunately, no one suffered any loss and it was harmless. Eat one It's wise to be wise and understand the tricks of the scumbag. It's a long journey to the west, and I believe that everyone will eventually find a good match.

Sha Monk lowered his head, looking a little unnatural.

That's right, it's really not easy to find true love in this world. Zhu Bajie snorted a few times and said.

Pooh!

Gao Cuilan spat at him.

Cuilan, you can't blame me. Your master agreed, and you don't look down on Lao Zhu anyway. Zhu Bajie chuckled, Lingshan Buddha, the Bodhisattva is playing tricks on us like this, don't you want to turn them into dogs?

Our goal is to achieve Taoism and Buddhahood, not to be angry with others. If we turn a few great Bodhisattvas into dogs, Buddhism will really fight us to death. Li Muxiao glanced at Zhu Bajie, Old Zhu, you have such a provocation Instead of thinking more about how to please a girl, you are so eager to abandon my disciple and end up in vain. I will not let you off lightly.

Lingshan Buddha, you should be worried about Lao Sha and Ao Lie. Zhu Bajie glanced at them sideways and said with a smile, Although I have been tortured, I dare to take the initiative after all, and there will always be people who fall in love with Lao Zhu. Those two A dull gourd with three sticks can't make a fart out of it, so it's strange that he can please women.

Second Senior Brother, don't worry. One day, I will open my heart and look for a new relationship. Xiao Bailong glanced at Zhu Bajie and said coldly, With my appearance, I'm afraid it's hard to find love. It’s easier than Second Senior Brother.”

... Zhu Bajie.

You don't need to worry, Second Brother. Sha Monk said in a sullen voice, If I can't find a handsome one, I will find an ugly one. With sincerity, gold and stone will open up, and the beast that the prince turns into will also be loved. Lao Sha will naturally Too.

Each one has changed a lot!

Li Mu looked around the crowd with a smile in his eyes. He did not ask the Bodhisattvas what they had talked about yesterday. He snapped his fingers and said, Let's go, next stop.

there is always a solution to a problem.

The situation has been laid out, and he doesn't know what the next plans of all parties are. He can only take it one step at a time.

…

Huafang continues to the west.

Tang Seng was stimulated. In addition to practicing martial arts, he began to spend a lot of time watching movies and TV series. His seriousness was completely different from before.

He completely abandoned meditating and chanting sutras in his spare time from his daily life. He practiced his voice and smile in front of the bronze mirror all day long, recited Tsangyang Gyatso's poems, and his words and deeds began to change in the direction of a caring and warm man...

Without a goal, Zhu Bajie began to get close to Gao Cuilan again. However, after learning the advanced green tea skills and seeing Zhu Bajie's true colors, she naturally did not want to talk to Lao Zhu. As long as Zhu Bajie approached her, she would find excuses to hide in Li Xiaobai's body. Next, ask for martial arts lessons.

After two days of this, Li Mu got off the slope and asked Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan to sign a document and make peace in front of everyone.

This was his intentional arrangement.

Originally, the purpose of bringing Gao Cuilan along was to save trouble and find a ready-made partner for Zhu Bajie.

But along the way, Li Mu discovered that there seemed to be no love between Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan, but only Gao Cuilan's compulsion and Zhu Bajie's lust for solace in Gao Cuilan.

Realizing this, Li Mu made up his mind to break them up. There is no way for couples to use the skills of singles between couples.

Therefore, even for the sake of the mission, Li Mu must first eliminate the trouble between the two of them. Only in this way can the initiative be grasped in his hands.

As for Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong, the two guys are like boring gourds. They don't say much on weekdays. Except for watching movies, they sit on the bow of the boat and practice, or stare at each other like two icebergs. Even Gao Cuilan is serving tea. Sometimes, I don't want to get close to them.

In order to improve their situation, Li Mu even came up with the idea of ​​asking them to copy and recite classic lines from film and television dramas, but to no avail.

When the two recited their lines, they were as dry as two logs without any expression.

More haste less speed.

In the end, Li Mu temporarily gave up on the two incompetent guys, thinking about taking down the three Sun Wukongs, and then using the general trend to force them.

As for Brother Monkey.

Li Mu contacted him once with Qi Mo Yuzhu and asked about his current situation.

Brother Monkey's journey of finding love was not so smooth either. He wandered around the world for several times, but he just couldn't find a suitable partner.

Nowadays, the Great Sage is in the Water Curtain Cave, surrounded by a circle of monkeys and grandsons, using Qimoyu beads to supplement movies and TV shows, as if he is looking for a way to enlighten himself.

He also ignored Li Mu's request for him to return to the team, determined to understand the path of love on his own.

…

Three days later.

A towering strange mountain blocked the way forward for the painting boat.

Looking from a distance, the mountains in front of us have thousands of auspicious colors and rays of light, which are completely different from the mountains and streams along the way.

Is there another immortal mansion ahead? Tang Monk looked at the mountain blocking the road in front of him and asked disdainfully, Isn't there another Buddhist sect who has made arrangements in advance?

Master, in front of you is the Wuzhuang Temple of Wanshou Mountain, the dojo of Zhenyuan Great Immortal. He is known as the Tongren Emperor, the ancestor of the Earth Immortals, and as famous as the Three Pure Ones. Tathagata wants to arrange for him, but it is not easy. Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

Ginseng fruit!

Lu Ren's eyes lit up and he looked at Li Xiaobai expectantly, his throat rolling.

When entering the world of Journey to the West, there is no reason not to eat ginseng fruit. Eating this fruit has no side effects and can live forty-seven thousand years. On earth, it is almost equivalent to immortality.

Yes, one of the spiritual roots in Wuzhuang Temple is the ginseng fruit. But Immortal Zhenyuan is very fond of that fruit. I'm afraid it won't be easy for us to eat it. Zhu Bajie licked his lips, glanced at Li Xiaobai, and instigated , However, with the reputation of Lingshan Buddha, Immortal Zhenyuan will definitely give us some thin noodles and give us some fruits to try. If we can't eat the whole thing, there are so many of us and we can just share it in two!

Whatever you want, just eat the whole thing. Li Mu looked at Zhu Bajie and ordered with a smile, Ao Lie, hurry up, let's go to Wuzhuang Temple and ask him for a few grass pills.

okay!

When Ao Lie heard that he was also involved, he immediately became excited and flew towards Wuzhuang Temple. For him, ginseng fruit was more attractive than finding love.

But as soon as Huafang flew over Wuzhuang Temple, everyone looked down, and Huafang, who had been noisy just now, suddenly calmed down.

The trees in Wuzhuang Temple are swaying here and there, the bricks are flying and tiles are broken, and the stone tablet that reads Wanshou Mountain is a blessed land, Wuzhuang Temple is a cave in the sky is also bent upside down on the ground. It is a mess inside and outside, and there is no trace of the appearance of a fairy ashram. …

This... Lu Ren's eyes widened in shock, Xiao Bai, what happened? Aren't we not here yet?