Dream Master of Realms

It crashes and crashes, I’m used to it!

Don't change back, continue acting. Li Mu's voice transmission was immediately sent to the ears of several Bodhisattvas. What happened to the anime version? The paper man can still be his wife!

Mother Lishan looked at Li Mu with a hint of astonishment in her eyes. She understood the principle of sound transmission in a flash and replied: You are the Lingshan Buddha?

Exactly, Xiaobai has met Old Mother Lishan. Li Mu replied.

His voice transmission science confession, Bai Suzhen, was not a very clever spell in the first place. Even Thanos could decipher it at a glance, let alone the master of this voice transmission technology.

Bai Suzhen is the disciple of Mother Lishan. Although he has found many skills in the world of Baolian Lantern, the basic practice skills are still the Yin Fu Xuan Miao Sutra written by Mother Lishan. It is normal for Mother Lishan to see through the sound transmission technique. But that's it.

This also reminded Li Mu that when there are big bosses in the field, the sound transmission technique should still be used with caution.

Lingshan Buddha, something has happened here. I have some questions to ask you, and I would like to ask Lingshan Buddha to show your face. Old Mother Lishan said.

Mother Lishan invites you, don't dare to refuse, Li Mu replied.

Li Xiaobai, what do you want to do? Guanyin looked at Li Mu angrily and joined the sequence of sound transmission. From hearing the sound transmission to deciphering, she was only a few minutes slower than Lishan's mother. She was worthy of being the top player in the world in Journey to the West. The identity of the guy.

The first time I met Li Xiaobai, I sang two songs in front of the believers; the second time I met Li Xiaobai, the art of transformation was broken on the spot.

With things like this now, if real people are not real people and shadow puppets are not shadow puppets, how can we try to practice Zen?

This guy must have done it on purpose, just to cause trouble for them...

Bodhisattva, calm down, it was a mistake this time. Li Mu responded awkwardly, I forgot that all the transformation techniques around me are invisible. But don't worry, Bodhisattva, I will help smooth things over.

Just take care of yourself! Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at Li Mu. In the cartoon image, this glare didn't seem to have much power, but it seemed to be cute.

Li Mu rolled his eyes at her and cursed, Just be content. Of the passive skills that he boasted about, only the invisible cat meow and animation changes are world-class.

Passive skills such as cross-eyes and dream master's damage to the whole world and mana collapse will follow.

I'm afraid your world will collapse on the spot!

Who are you monsters? Why did you set up a enchantment formation here to stop the poor monk? What do you want? Tang Seng looked at the strange ladies in front of him and frowned.

Li Xiaobai said that he would save the monsters along the way.

Guanyin Temple, Huangfengling...

Now there is another manor that has suddenly changed.

The designation was the layout of Buddhism, and Tang Seng instinctively felt a little disgust in his heart.

Li Mu coughed: Sanzang, don't talk nonsense. There are indeed people like them in the world. They come from the second dimension. Although they look weird, they are indeed human beings, not monsters.

Xiaobai, don't lie to me. Tang Seng looked at Li Mu doubtfully. In front of outsiders, Tang Seng didn't want to reveal Li Xiaobai's identity, so he still called him by name, It was clear that he was a serious sect just now. After we came down, he transformed It’s like this…”

Li Mu looked at several Bodhisattvas and sighed: The art of transformation is the innate ability of the two-dimensional people. The two-dimensional people are handsome and cute, most of them are kind-hearted, and are not defensive about others. Therefore, this characteristic often leads to wealth. They are other people's playthings. In order to survive, they have no choice but to pretend to be normal people and live in the world. It was my fault this time. I accidentally forced them to reveal their true identities...

Two-dimensional people?

How can there be such a race in the Three Realms!

Zhu Bajie, Bai Longma, and Monk Sha all slandered at the same time. They saw something was wrong, but they did not dare to refute on the spot.

After all, Li Xiaobai has accumulated great power.

However, a few people still have an extra thought.

It doesn't matter. The Archmage is right. We are indeed two-dimensional people. If we had known about the Archmage's supernatural powers, we should have shown our true bodies to others from the beginning. Who would have thought that it would still cause a misunderstanding. It scared a few guests, but it was I'm gone. Lishan's mother seemed to have just recovered from her shock. She walked down the slope and greeted her, Zhenzhen, love, love, Lian Lian, don't be stunned. The guests have come from afar. What does it sound like to hang it at the door?

The world's great wonders!

After experiencing the training of the white people and the mermaid clan, there is nothing wrong with having an additional two-dimensional clan. Tang Monk's face turned slightly red, and he clasped his hands together to apologize: Female donors, I'm rude to you.

Elder, those who don't know are not guilty. Guanyin Bodhisattva's transformed Zhenzhen smiled and let out the door behind him. We have lived in the mountains for a long time. The magpies were noisy on the branches this morning. My mother said that there were distinguished guests coming to the door. Just now I saw the sky. On the boat, my mother said that the good news should be delivered to the elders. Unexpectedly, the mage has great supernatural powers and forced me to reveal his true body as soon as he appeared. It should be us who are disrespectful. The elders have had a hard journey, so please go to the living room first. After a short rest, I will order my servants to prepare vegetarian food to entertain a few distinguished guests, please...

play!

Just act awkwardly!

Otherwise, what else can be done?

How can you test your Zen mind when you show your true body?

Li Xiaobai was offended by not trying his Zen mind, and if he turned a few people into dogs, the trouble would be even greater.

The Bodhisattvas did not think that Li Xiaobai was unintentional in breaking their transformation technique quietly, and their fear of him had already risen to the extreme.

So far.

All of Li Xiaobai's magical powers seem to be completed in an instant, making it impossible to prevent him.

Several Bodhisattvas are even vaguely worried, fearing that their current image will be fixed.

Such childish and cute imagination is not much better to them than turning into a dog.

…

Under the guidance of Lishan's mother and others, everyone stepped into the gate. The carved beams and painted buildings along the way were like a dream. Walking there, it was like entering a dream. They stretched out their hands to touch the narrator's items, and they still felt the touch. It was so magical.

So much so that Zhu Bajie and others had the illusion that this so-called two-dimensional kingdom really existed in the Three Realms.

Zhu Bajie swept around Zhenzhen, Ai'ai, and Lian Lian, smacking his lips from time to time.

The beauties in the anime world are more visually impactful than those in reality, with soft hair, disproportionate facial features, and body proportions specially designed according to human aesthetics.

His every move seduces people, and he is completely the nemesis of otakus. LSPs like Zhu Bajie simply cannot resist him, especially looking at the anime beauty, and then looking at Gao Cuilan next to him, he is simply useless.

Faced with novel things, Sha Seng and Bai Longma couldn't help but look at them a few more times.

Enter the hall.

Everyone was seated separately.

The maid who also looked like an anime served tea fruits.

The tea fruit is not transformed. It is a real thing that exudes a strange fragrance. It feels a bit inconsistent when it is held in the hands of a little girl who is an anime incarnation.

This sense of violation only exists in Lu Ren's eyes, but others find it very natural.

after all.

They have never heard of two-dimensional people, and they only think that except for their appearance, their eating habits are no different from ordinary people!

Tea is over.

There were no words for a moment.

Mother Lishan looked at Tang Monk and others with a smile, and asked: I wonder which mountain or temple you elders come from? Why did you pass by my Mojiazhuang?

Tang Seng looked at Li Mu subconsciously.

Since leaving seclusion, Li Mu has always been the one to call the shots, and Tang Seng has become accustomed to sitting in the auxiliary position and enjoying the success.

Li Mu smiled and said through the message: They are not monsters. You make the decision today. Don't forget what I told you.

Tang Monk was stunned for a moment, then secretly raised his eyes to look at the exquisite-looking mother and daughter of the Mo family. His face turned slightly red and he said, Returning to the female benefactor, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He traveled west all the way to find a good man. Getting married is right!

Learn from experience?

The scripture is in Li Xiaobai’s hands!

Lingshan is bad, Lingshan Buddha is even worse!

But Lingshan Buddha is always with you, so of course you have to listen to his arrangements first.

In the past two days, Tang Monk read the deeds of Cangyang Gyatso and felt the same pain for him. He suffered the same injustice and the same fate of being dominated by others.

But Cangyang Gyatso lived a much more free and easy life than he did.

so.

Tang Seng decided to take the first step to resist fate bravely.

Although Li Xiaobai had to teach him nonsense for several days, Tang Monk's heart to worship Buddha was still firm.

But without realizing it, Tang Seng's heart was changing quietly.

Moreover, there is another point. Compared with actively seeking love, Tang Seng is more worried that Li Xiaobai will continue to match him with Gao Cuilan. He cannot betray his unclear relationship with his apprentice's wife.

Li Xiaobai is too persistent in doing things.

Strange to say.

After talking about seeking love and marriage, Tang Seng felt that his whole body had been sublimated, and he felt light and airy from the inside out.

Could this be an epiphany?

He secretly glanced at Li Xiaobai, feeling confused. Can love really make people become Buddhas?

…

Looking for someone to get married with?

Isn't it a lesson?

Tang Seng sublimated himself, and Lishan Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others fell into a state of confusion at the same time.

Several people's eyes widened in unison, and they were so cute that the word Nani just came out of their mouths.

Mother Lishan looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, as if asking, is this the unexpected situation you mentioned?

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Li Mu angrily, with waves in his heart. He almost couldn't help showing his true form, and used the jade bottle to take Li Xiaobai away. In just a few days, what kind of misfortune would a Tang Monk have suffered from him?

Going west to get married?

It's a shame he figured it out.

If this continues, the Buddhist scripture study arrangement may be completely destroyed.

Several Bodhisattvas looked at each other and quickly thought of countermeasures in their hearts.

Things in Buddhism became more and more interesting. Mother Lishan looked at Tang Seng with great interest: Is this what the elder said seriously?

Monks don't lie. Tang Monk nodded.

In this way, it just fits our thoughts. Lishan's mother smiled and continued to follow the script, It is fate, Elder Tang, the young woman's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's surname is Mo. She was unlucky in her childhood, and her father-in-law and aunt He died young. Only my husband and I are left, carrying on our ancestral business. We have a rich family and thousands of fertile lands.

Unfortunately, my husband and I were childless and only had three daughters. The year before last, I had the great misfortune of losing my husband. The young woman is a widow and has served her full term this year. Nowadays, I have no land, property, and family, but no family members. It’s all up to my mother and son to inherit it. The young woman wants to marry someone else, but it is difficult for her to leave the family fortune.

Now that I heard that the elders and the others wanted to go to the West to get married, the young woman was very happy. Magpies are climbing the branches today, but they should be here if they don't want to. Elder, I have four people, my mother and my daughter, so it would be better for my master and disciple to choose four people to marry into my family. You don’t have to go west. I also have parents in my family. Isn’t it wonderful?

... Tang Monk looked at Old Mother Lishan in astonishment, I just said that I am going to the west to ask for my hand in marriage, and you are going to marry me. What a coincidence!

Master, what's the point of hesitating? The wind blows the straw hat, which is a great thing! Zhu Bajie's eyes had already fallen on the cartoon daughters behind Lishan's mother, and he said with laughter, Oh my god When it collapsed, Xiaobai was holding it up. We should eat and drink when we should, and marry in when it's time. They have a good family background and are handsome, but there is no shop like this after passing this village.

Zhu Bajie carried out Li Xiaobai as a matter of course.

The cartoon characters are too tempting, and the old pig has made up his mind. No matter what the trap is, he will eat the bait first.

Gao Cuilan's face sank and she spat hard on the ground.

Elder Zhutou is right. You and I each get what we need, and we are in the right place. Why don't we just return to secular life, and we will accomplish good things tonight. The elder of the province continued westward and suffered the pain of wind, frost, rain and snow. But I heard that if Going west is full of monsters and ghosts, and there are no beautiful girls anymore. Lishan's mother smiled.

Tang Seng looked at Li Xiaobai with a questioning look in his eyes.

You make the decision. Li Mu smiled and continued to transmit the message.

Female donor, please let the poor monk think about it. Tang Seng hesitated for a moment, but finally couldn't make up his mind. The coincidence of what happened today was so outrageous that he instinctively felt wary.

Several Bodhisattvas breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Tang Monk with satisfaction. There was still hope.

Lu Ren curled his lips, but was still scared. If he hadn't known that the beautiful girls in front of him were Bodhisattvas pretending to be Bodhisattvas, he would have been tempted.

Monk Sha and Little White Longan looked at their noses, and their noses looked at their hearts, with an attitude that it had nothing to do with themselves.

Elder Tang, don't you look down on my little wife? Old Mother Lishan pointed at Guanyin Bodhisattva and others with a smile, My little wife should enjoy whatever she deserves in her life, so it doesn't matter. But my daughters At the age of twenty-eight years, there is nothing wrong with being worthy of an elder.

I've met Elder Tang. The three Bodhisattvas paid homage to Tang Monk at the same time. Their eyes were moving, and their sweet voices made Zhu Bajie's soul fly away.

Tang Seng couldn't help but sweat broke out on his forehead.

Zhu Bajie said anxiously: Master, have you forgotten the order Xiaobai gave us? If you don't choose, I will choose!

Tang Seng looked at Li Xiaobai again.

Li Mu glanced at Gao Cuilan, who was doing the narrator, and smiled without saying a word.

Tang Seng knew what Li Mu meant. His eyes flicked back and forth among the women, sweating profusely, but he couldn't say the words to choose someone.

Li Mu shook his head, looked at Old Mother Lishan, and said with a smile: Female donor, we just came in, and before we even finished a cup of tea, we suddenly mentioned getting married. There was no mutual understanding between the two of us. It was indeed a bit abrupt. .

The so-called love at first sight is, in the final analysis, nothing more than lust. If you live together rashly, various mistakes will inevitably occur. Elder Tang doesn't care. I'm afraid your daughters will suffer.

I have a suggestion. How about we sit down and watch a movie together. During the movie, Mr. Tang and your daughter can get to know each other and get acquainted with each other before making a decision. How about that?

What is a movie? Lishan's mother asked.

A magic weapon for entertainment. Li Mu smiled.

Under the curious eyes of Mother Lishan, Li Mu took off the Qimoyuzhu on his wrist, brought up the virtual screen, searched it, selected the movie Beauty and the Beast, and clicked to play.

In order to take care of the image of Lishan's mother and others, Li Mu deliberately chose the animated version.

After entering the main film.

Looking at the characters appearing in the film, Tang Seng and others were stunned again. Several people murmured at the same time: Are there really two-dimensional people in the world?

at the same time.

Li Mu sent a message to several Bodhisattvas who had set their sights on the movie: Bodhisattva, I keep my word. The solution to the dog-changing technique is in this movie. Whether you can realize it or not depends on your ability.