Dream Master of Realms
Chapter 969 Lingshan Buddha
I'm uh Fuck!
The style of painting suddenly changed, and Lu Ren could hardly spit out his old blood.
Before Tang Seng was asked to wear rocket boots, watching romantic movies was still within his normal range of cognition.
But when Guanyin Bodhisattva, who came to ask for help, disagreed, he jumped down from the sky and started posing and singing, causing him to rush into the canyon...
What the hell is this?
He didn't believe it if he said it had nothing to do with Dream Master.
How can there be Wrong, Wrong, Wrong in Journey to the West?
Lu Ren swallowed and glanced at Li Xiaobai secretly. After the song was finished, Guanyin was probably going to fight the Dream Master, but he didn't know if it would involve him?
But whatever?
It’s really exciting to watch such a play...
…
Why did the Bodhisattva become like this? Tang Monk looked at Li Xiaobai blankly, Xiaobai, what did you do?
There was no such tune in the music of the Tang Dynasty, but he heard many similar tunes from the movies. Tang Seng couldn't help but began to doubt Li Xiaobai's identity.
As for why Guanyin Bodhisattva is so cooperative, he can't figure it out. The Bodhisattva clearly has great magic power that reaches the heavens and the earth!
Xiao Bailong looked at Li Xiaobai with a look of shock on his face. Has the Bodhisattva been plotted against?
He wanted to help the Bodhisattva, but he hesitated for a long time, but never dared to take action. He was not someone he could provoke who could control the Bodhisattva in a single thought...
Xiaobai, what's going on? Sun Wukong asked. Everyone present was very clear. When such a thing happened suddenly, they all found the culprit immediately.
The means of life-saving given to me by the Patriarch. Li Mu sent a message to Sun Wukong and said, Brother, I have said before that the Patriarch has newly developed some strange spells, and this is one of them. Don't worry, leave everything to me. Just deal with it.”
Junior brother, are you sure you are solving the problem and not creating bigger troubles? Sun Wukong had a black line on his face. He felt that this junior brother was not a fuel-efficient lamp and could be more noisy than him.
Before he could do anything, he provoked Guanyin Bodhisattva, one of the Five Elders of the Five Directions.
Is this tit-for-tat harming Jin Chanzi?
This is just flipping the table!
We agreed to keep a low profile and wait until he understands the technique?
He had offended Heavenly Court and had just been released after serving his sentence. His junior brother had offended Lingshan again. If the Patriarch had not taken action, there would probably be no room for them in heaven and earth.
…
what can I do?
I'm desperate too!
When I entered this world, I had already restrained myself a lot. I just wanted to rush forward quickly. By the time the Bodhisattva discovered it, I would have gone through at least half of the way to get the Buddhist scriptures!
Who knows, the Bodhisattva suddenly jumped out.
You know, by equipping Tang Monk with rocket boots, they arrived at Guanyin Temple at least several months early!
Looking at the singing Bodhisattva, Li Mu sighed and thought about the solution.
The client's dream is to break through and find true love for the Buddhist group.
Therefore, it is unrealistic to keep Guanyin Bodhisattva trapped here forever. We have to find a way to stabilize the situation!
At present, it seems that the MV is similar to a combination of dance and soap opera, but I don’t know what skills are important in selecting songs?
He used his skills against Guanyin Bodhisattva, but ended up dragging Li Hailong into it.
From this point of view, the selection of objects is random. In this case, if you encounter any large-scale MV, it is estimated that more people will be involved...
I wonder if people outside can hurt the people in the MV?
This needs to be tried behind the client's back.
after all.
The customer requested that we not hit or kill him. It would be wrong to stab the Bodhisattva in front of the customer.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, it's my fault. Why didn't you say anything when you were passionately in love? I'm so confused by the helplessness of life. Could you please stop being verbose? It's best to stay silent.
We loved, cried, and finally lived together, thinking we would get through the most difficult moments...
Li Hailong's melancholy and sad voice sounded.
Pictures of Li Hailong and Guanyin's life together emerged in the minds of everyone present, and their mouths opened in an O shape.
The monks and women in Guanyin Temple also forgot their fear and looked at the duet of Bodhisattva and Li Hailong in surprise. They whispered to each other and even exchanged their opinions.
Elder Jinchi murmured to himself: No wonder Master Poseidon is not afraid of the Bodhisattva. It turns out that they have had such a past. I wonder if they were a couple of gods and immortals? Or they met the Bodhisattva when he was playing in the mortal world and enlightening the world...
Are skill effects stacking?
Li Mu paused for a moment, distinguishing the truth from a lot of miscellaneous things.
It has to be said that Dihua is too disruptive to the people around him.
Perhaps, its real function may be an indiscriminate confusion technique.
Really capable of throwing dirty water, a source of rumors...
but.
It may be a good thing for Li Hailong at the moment. It can deepen Guanyin's impression of him and prevent him from killing him when he wakes up.
Seeing that the Bodhisattva was being teased, Tang Monk ran a few steps and wanted to pull the Bodhisattva out, but when he stretched out his hand, he was forcefully bounced away. Bodhisattva and Li Hailong seemed to be isolated in another world, performing and singing on their own without any reaction to the performance of the outside world.
Mandatory isolation.
The company's skills are as domineering as ever.
Li Mu paused for a moment, shook his finger to send a message to Li Hailong, and asked, Can you receive it?
moment.
Li Hailong's message came back: I can't sense the information from the outside world at all. I only have Guanyin Bodhisattva in my eyes. I can't communicate with her yet. I can't do anything except sing and pose. However, my thoughts are still there. My head is still there. Son, why did the MV use my head as the material?
The thread is not isolated, and the MV's embodiment and dance have certain same characteristics.
This is good news.
Li Mu shook his finger and replied: Guanyin has murderous intentions for you. If I don't take action, you will be dead.
... Li Hailong paused for a moment and replied, Did Dihua not have an impact on her?
It's affected, but the opposite effect is that she may have imagined you as an enemy of Buddhism. Li Mu said, When you said those words just now, even I almost couldn't help but feel murderous. You can't control outsiders. What kind of association does it have on you?
We have walked and stopped before, and we are so persistent with each other... Li Hailong sang and shook his fingers, How could this happen? I was fucked to death, and I don't even know how I died! Boss, you Didn’t you say that I am a three-headed and six-armed monster destined to marry Hu Xiaotong? I have theoretical immortality, so why does this happen?
Aren't you three-headed and six-armed? Li Mu paused for a moment and said, Maybe after you die, a new three-headed and six-armed monster will come out to marry Hu Xiaotong.
After a while, Li Hailong replied: Boss, I don't want to do the task anymore. I want to find a place to lie down and practice meditation.
Save it! With the passive Murphy's Law, if you don't move, the mountain may collapse and bury you inside. I'll ask Sun Wukong about the three-headed and six-armed technique. You can teach yourself first! Li Mu said, Try to let yourself If you get close to the characteristics of the demon hero, you might be able to survive until the end of the mission.
Fuck! Li Hailong said a curse word, and he shook his fingers quickly, Boss, the song is almost over. You should quickly find a way to deal with Guanyin. The way she looks at me now is like looking at another heartless man. I feel more and more It’s getting more and more wrong. Can’t you choose something cheerful when you choose a song? This song is trying to trick me to death!”
If you are going to die, you will not be tricked to death by me, you will be tricked to death by skills...
Li Mu shook his finger: I can't die. After a while, the song is over, and I will deal with it. If the Bodhisattva doesn't talk to us, I will continue to let her sing. If she encounters a bad song, I will be randomly included. Remember to control the situation outside.
He must prepare for the worst. The song selection for the MV is not under his control. Who knows if there will be some large-scale MV with a scene of thousands of people.
If a single dog's skill can really offend people, don't use it for the time being if you don't need it. If you target the boss with this skill from the beginning, you will easily turn yourself into a public enemy of the world. It will be more intimidating if you use it as a shock skill.
Fill the world with love. It lasts only three minutes and can only be used once a day. It is a large-scale map cannon. Throwing it out is tantamount to telling the world that he is here.
It is not suitable to do this step-by-step customs clearance task at the moment...
Lu Ren's dream has too many restrictions. For Li Mu, who has always done whatever he wants, it's like dancing with shackles.
It always makes him feel like his hands are tied and extremely uncomfortable!
Sun Wukong looked at the singing Guanyin Bodhisattva, pulled the golden hoop out of his ear, and stood beside Li Mu, ready to protect this rash little junior brother at any time.
The junior brother came to rescue him under the order of the ancestor. If he was trapped, how could he have the face to face the ancestor? It would be great to suppress him for another five hundred years.
Tang Monk could not reach the Bodhisattva and turned back to Li Mu: Xiaobai, please let the Bodhisattva go. I can ask her to forgive your sins!
What do you know, why do you come to beg me? Li Mu rolled his eyes at Tang Seng and said coldly, Do you understand who is right and who is wrong? You don't understand anything?
You have been lying to me from the beginning, and you have colluded with others to use women to lie to me. Can't I see who is good and who is bad?
Tang Seng turned pale and wanted to refute, but when he looked at Li Xiaobai and then at Sun Wukong, who had a fierce look on his face, he didn't say anything.
Stand aside and I'll give you a reasonable explanation later. Li Mu ordered lightly. He looked like he was betrayed, and he couldn't be bothered to maintain his superficial politeness.
When Guanyin came, the Black Bear Spirit was so frightened that he didn't even dare to show his face and ran away. However, after flying several thousand meters, he turned around and saw Guanyin Bodhisattva being restrained by Poseidon, who had great supernatural powers.
The blind bear sneaked back again, hiding behind the main hall and peering around, his eyes full of curiosity.
The skill of speaking.
The exciting music came to an end.
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Li Hailong resumed their original back-to-back posture.
Li Mu's nerves suddenly became tense.
The music stops.
Li Hailong jumped out with a whoosh.
A piercing murderous aura rushed towards Guanyin. She glanced at Li Hailong who ran out, then turned to Li Mu with a cold voice: Who are you? What have you done to me? Why did you ruin my great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures?
She accurately found the culprit.
The MV does not affect her independent thinking.
Bodhisattva, I originally wanted to complete my mission in a low-key manner, but now that you have discovered it, I won't pretend anymore. Li Mu looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and helplessly spread his hands, It's a showdown. Master Guanyin, Tang Dynasty Tripitaka, Sun Dasheng, in fact, my true identity is Lingshan.
Lingshan? The Bodhisattva raised his eyebrows, and the hand holding the jade purification bottle suddenly shook, his face sinking like water.
Tang Seng cast a doubtful look at Li Mu.
Lu Ren's eyes widened and he managed to hold back his laughter.
This Nima dream master is so free-spoken that he dares to say anything!
That's right. It's Lingshan, where the Great Leiyin Temple is built, Lingshan, the Buddhist holy land where all the Buddhas preach. Li Mu said with confidence, All the Buddhas preached in Lingshan. I heard about it every day, and over time I gained possession of it. I have gained spiritual wisdom, mastered the boundless Dharma, and my cultivation is not inferior to that of other Buddhas. I have heard all your arrangements for obtaining scriptures...
Nonsense. The Bodhisattva angrily rebuked, and a golden hoop fell into her palm. No matter who you are, if you ruin my great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures, I will definitely take you to Lingshan and condemn you to the Buddha...
Bodhisattva, do you want to use a golden hoop to trap me? Li Muxiao asked.
Guanyin was suddenly stunned.
You can't beat me! Li Mu smiled slightly and snapped his fingers lightly.
The music starts again.
The Bodhisattva's expression changed.
Li Hailong, who had fled to the side to watch the show, changed his expression, entered the theater again, and looked at the Bodhisattva affectionately: For you, I spent half a year's savings and traveled across the ocean to see you. For this reunion, I even paid the price when we met. I have practiced my breathing over and over again, but words have never been able to express my friendship even one ten millionth of it...
…
... Sun Wukong was ready to fight, but when he saw this scene, his fiery eyes fluttered between Li Hailong and Guanyin Bodhisattva, which obviously contained an unknown meaning.
If it was a separation just now, it was just a pair of crazy men and women complaining to each other.
Then this song is undoubtedly about a man who saved up his savings for half a year and traveled across the ocean to meet his lover.
Under the influence of dichemical.
The destination of Piao Yang Crossing the Sea was directly replaced by the Purple Bamboo Forest, and the person Li Hailong wanted to meet was naturally the owner of the Purple Bamboo Forest.
There is something going on between them!
The monkey's heart suddenly became lively. This was much more interesting than watching a movie.
The spells passed down by the ancestor to his junior brother were supposed to help him achieve enlightenment!
Maybe.
It was through these hints that the Patriarch entered the world of mortals and experienced it before he could understand the true path of love!
…
The MVs are connected!
Looking at Li Hailong who was once again cast as the leading actor, Li Mu couldn't help but imagine an emotional drama and found the truth. He decisively turned his head and looked at Tang Seng: Elder, what do you think of Guanyin's feelings?
Tang Monk looked at the Bodhisattva with tears in his eyes. After being silent for a long time, he held back four words: Unbelievable.
That night, I listened to Sanskrit singing all night, not for enlightenment, but just to find a trace of your breath; that month, I turned all the prayer wheels, not for salvation, just to touch your fingerprints; that month Years ago, I bowed my head and hugged the dust, not to worship Buddha, but just to be close to your warmth... Li Muxiao glanced at Tang Monk and poured out the love poem of Cangyang Gyatso, Elder, this is what I once was. When I was in the mountains, countless devout Buddhist disciples left the most beautiful seals on my body. If I have never experienced the seven emotions and six desires, how can I understand the true meaning of Buddha?!
Tang Monk was stunned.
Lu Ren glanced at Li Mu strangely.
Xiao Bai, are you really the God of Lingshan Mountain? Tang Seng asked.
To be precise, you should call me Lingshan Buddha. Li Mu smiled at Tang Monk and said proudly.
Said.
In the background music of Across the Ocean to See You, Li Mu turned on the projection of Qi Moyu Zhu.
His fingers flicked on the screen deftly:
Vajra Prajnaparamita Sutra, The Great Buddha's Crown Tathagata Secret Cause, Cultivation and Realization of the Righteousness of All Bodhisattvas, the First Surangama Sutra, Wonderful Dharma Lotus Sutra, Dafan Guangfo Huayan Sutra, Amitabha Sutra, Infinite Life Sutra, Avalokitesvara Sutra Infinite Life Sutra and Chang Agama Sutra...
Scenes of scriptures roll on the projection like running water.
Tang Sanzang, this is the complete set of Mahayana scriptures. I have what the Buddha has, and I have what the Buddha does not have. Lingshan is me, and I am Lingshan. Li Mu looked at Tang Monk with a smile, Pass my test , the scriptures are yours...
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