Dream Master of Realms

...Is he threatening me? The Jade Emperor was furious, blowing his beard and glaring, What contribution has Li Xiaobai made to the Three Realms? How dare he ask me for the status of the Four Imperial Guards? If he refuses, I think he clearly wants to rebel. Really? He thought he had captured Jiuyao Xingjun and Twenty-Eight Stars, so I was afraid of him. He wanted me to analyze the magic for him according to his will. Bah, what he thought was beautiful. Taibai Jinxing, you went down to earth and did this for me. A lot of nonsense, are you a minister of Heaven or Li Xiaobai?

Of course I am loyal to Your Majesty, but Li Xiaobai has already achieved great success, and the Buddha has already sent several Bodhisattvas to stay in the Jingtan Temple. If Your Majesty does not make up his mind, I am worried that it will not end well in the end.

Looking at the room for rage, Taibai Jinxing swallowed Chen Xiang's proposal for a constitutional monarchy. He sighed secretly and finally understood why Li Xiaobai said he could not persuade the Jade Emperor.

He and the Jade Emperor have different positions. When it comes to a power struggle, the Jade Emperor will not compromise unless it is absolutely necessary.

I have been practicing since childhood and have endured one thousand, seven hundred and fifty calamities before I can enjoy this infinite path. How could Li Xiaobai be so virtuous and capable as to dare to compete with me. The Jade Emperor's face was as dark as water, and his eyes swept over the ministers of his highness. He passed over Li Jing, who had his head lowered, and finally fell on Wen Zhong, Puhua Tianzun, are you willing to kill the traitor Li Xiaobai on my behalf?

Minister... Wen Zhong frowned, stood out from the crowd, hesitated for a moment, and said, Your Majesty, as Taibai Jinxing said, Erlang Zhenjun, the Great God of Santan Haihui, Jiuyao Xingjun, and Twenty-eight Suju were surrendered by Li Xiaobai. The Buddha in the West also sent Bodhisattvas to join the Jingtan Temple, and I am afraid that I will not be able to win.

I immediately issued an order to recall all the immortals and gods. The Jade Emperor said, I don't believe it. The majesty of heaven for tens of thousands of years cannot compare to Li Xiaobai's threats in just a few days...

The words have not yet finished.

Tiannu Fengfenghuohuo barged in from outside the palace: Your Majesty, I have something important to do...

The angry Jade Emperor angrily yelled: What's the decency of being so flustered?

Tiannu knelt down with a puff: Your Majesty, it is neither a slave nor a decent person. It is Li Xiaobai who is so rebellious. He sent Feng Lin outside the Nantian Gate to curse Your Majesty with words and deeds...

The expressions of Taibai Jinxing and Li Jing suddenly changed.

Li Jing was shocked and asked: She... what did she say?

Tiannu lay timidly on the ground: I dare not say anything.

Say. The Jade Emperor slammed the table and said angrily, I forgive your innocence.

Tiannu was trembling: He...she said that if the Jade Emperor had the intention to harm us, his facial features would be upside down and his hair would fall off...

Taibai Jinxing's vision went dark and he almost fainted.

What a sin!

It would be great to let Li Xiaobai toss around in the mortal world. It will take at least several decades to analyze the magic of immortality. What is he doing to provoke this god of plague to heaven?

To curse the Jade Emperor outside the Nantian Gate, only Li Xiaobai can do it...

The Queen Mother was stunned for a moment, remembering a series of unlucky times that had happened to her that had never happened in thousands of years. Her face suddenly changed and she murmured: What you say must be what you say, and what you say must be what you say...

Unbridled and lawless. The Jade Emperor's beard was trembling, and he didn't notice the Queen Mother's abnormality at all. He slapped the table repeatedly, Taibai Jinxing, this is the Li Xiaobai you asked me to tolerate. I have already taken the initiative to express my goodwill, but what about him? ? He went too far and even cursed me outside the Nantian Gate. Tell me, does he still take me seriously? This is a provocation to me. My heaven cannot tolerate such a traitor. Universal Heavenly Venerable, the Four Great Masters King of Heaven, Li Jing, and you, Taibai Jinxing, quickly go to Nantianmen and kill Li Xiaobai at all costs. I don’t even want to see him...

Your Majesty! The Queen Mother thought of the curse she suffered and wanted to plead for Brother Li Xiaobai, but she didn't wait for him to speak.

A golden light suddenly flashed from outside the palace.

Immediately afterwards.

A rich aroma filled the entire Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor's voice stopped abruptly.

Gudong!

The weak-minded Tianbing quietly swallowed his saliva.

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and for a moment, his face was as dark as ink: Li Xiaobai deceived me that there is no one in heaven, why are you still standing there? Get out, everyone get out, while Sun Wukong and others are not around, surround and kill Li Xiaobai...

this time.

Even Taibai Jinxing could not say anything to plead for Li Xiaobai. They had gone too far.

This is all on your face.

He wouldn't be able to stand it if he were the Jade Emperor!

then.

Under the intimidating gaze of the Jade Emperor, the generals in the Lingxiao Palace walked out in a swarm. The last time there was such a big battle was when Sun Wukong made trouble in the heaven.

But at that time, the houses collapsed and there were shouts of killing...

This time, all that lingered on the tip of my nose was the aroma, and occasionally there was a little sound, which was also the sound of swallowing saliva.

The two battles between Heavenly Court and Li Xiaobai had already been spread, but their personal experience still made them feel a little bit weird.

Everyone, if you fight with Li Xiaobai, remember not to use long-range magic... The gods gathered outside the Lingxiao Palace. Taibai Jinxing glanced in the direction of Nantianmen, lowered his voice and warned, Yang Jian and Zhan Tan Merit Buddha have already It’s become cross-eyed.”

The leader, Wen Zhong, paused for a moment. He was in charge of the Lei Department. Everyone in the Lei Department was the best at thunder and lightning. How could thunder and lightning attack at close range?

It's not easy to fight up close. Li Jing sighed, Jiuyaoxingjun and Erbasu were stewed by Makino Bing up close.

You can't fight from a distance, and you can't fight from close range. What are we going to do? Wang Lingguan stopped and asked angrily, Sending food?

If it weren't for them being so difficult to deal with, Li would have taken them down long ago. Li Jing snorted dissatisfied, And that crazy person who says what he says and does what he says. Who knows what kind of tricks he could fall into for no apparent reason?

Wen Zhong's steps became even slower.

Cross-eyed or cooked?

Hard to choose!

For this plan, if you are brave enough to not be afraid of cross-eyes and curses, you may be able to cause harm to the Li Xiaobai brothers and sisters. Taibai Jinxing hesitated for a moment and said, I think their bodies and magic powers are almost the same as ordinary people.

Jinxing, Jiuyao Xingjun attacked Zhang Cha time repeatedly, without even hurting a single hair on the body of the ordinary person you mentioned. Li Jing sneered, Those three senior brothers and sisters are very insidious. The so-called magic power is probably Deliberately showing weakness to the enemy.

After all, do we still want to fight? Wen Zhong said with a dark face.

It all depends on Tianzun. Li Jing and Taibai Jinxing shrank at the same time.

I... Wen Zhong choked and his face turned red. He glanced back and saw that the generals of the Lei Department following him were all submissive, and their morale was extremely low.

Tianzun, Li Xiaobai and the other three are so difficult to deal with. I'm afraid only Taoist Lu Ya's Seven Arrows book can hurt them! Yao Tianjun sighed.

Not to mention not knowing the birth dates of Li Xiaobai and others, even if he knew it, how could Saint Lu Ya take action for the sake of heaven? Dong Tianjun shook his head.

The two Heavenly Lords said nonsense, but Wen Zhong was inspired. He turned his head and saw Lu Yue, the Wenhuang Haotian Emperor behind the crowd: Emperor, we are all helpless against Li Xiaobai. For this plan, I'm afraid, Only the emperor’s plague technique can hurt the Li Xiaobai brothers and sisters...

That's half the story.

Wen Zhong's head suddenly turned to Nantianmen forcibly.

It's not just him.

There were also all the heavenly soldiers and generals on duty outside. Although they all stood upright, their heads turned to the side involuntarily.

There are also cranes flying in the sky and golden dragons coiled on pillars.

All creatures who can see Nantianmen, no one can be spared...

Turn your head and forget about moving your neck.

After witnessing this scene, Lu Yue's expression changed greatly: Tianzun, I think Taibai Jinxing is right. Li Xiaobai should be dealt with with gentleness. There is no other way...

... Gods.

Taibai Jinxing was so relieved that he almost shed tears. Finally, someone understood his difficulties.

Wen Zhong was silent for a moment. He wanted to look back at Lingxiao Palace, but he couldn't turn his neck. He sighed helplessly: Let's go meet Li Xiaobai outside Nantianmen first and then make a decision. If Li Xiaobai is really arrogant and domineering, I will have no choice but to fight. I have no shame and killed this Liao for the Heavenly Court. After all, we are the ministers of the Heavenly Court, how can we let Li Xiaobai suppress it alone. All the Heavenly Lords of the Lei Department, each holding a thunder weapon, will listen to my orders at any time...

Yes. The Heavenly Lords of the Lei Department responded feebly. They were trapped by the list of gods and had to work as officials in the Heavenly Court. They spent their days hunting down demons and just living their lives in the Heavenly Court eating and drinking.

When encountering an evil spirit like Li Xiaobai, who can become cross-eyed at a distance and turned into a dish up close, only the devil is willing to really contribute.

…

Don't turn your head left or right.

The immortals simply flew straight towards Nantianmen.

Outside Nantianmen.

A group of heavenly soldiers guarding the door watched intently as a girl, no more than ten years old, turned over kebabs on a shelf, her throats rolling incessantly.

The two heavenly kings, Deng Zhong and Xinhuan, were slumped on the ground in despair, disheveled and with red faces, as if they had suffered great trauma. Their eyes were dull as they watched Makino Bing flipping the meat skewers, motionless.

The rumored Li Xiaobai was smiling and comforting them slowly...

As for Fairy Feng Lin, who is in control of what she says, she is not idle. Her voice is much louder than that of Li Xiaobai, but the content sounds less comfortable: ...Anyone who hurts the three of us will... The diarrhea continued, and the intestines were pierced and rotted to death; after the gods of heaven joined my Jingtan Temple, they became proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry; all the attacks we suffered will be returned to the attackers ten thousand times; those who hate us the most will automatically hang in the Outside Nantianmen, PP is bitten ten times a day by mortal dogs...

Li Tianwang, has she always been so playful with her words? Wen Zhong's heart trembled every time he heard a word, and he couldn't help but ask.

It has always been outrageous and absurd. Li Jing smiled bitterly, I don't know which sentence will come true, but if you listen carefully, you will find that most of her words and actions are for protection, and she has never deliberately targeted others, unless she is with them. Be their enemy. I have to say, it’s a headache to be their enemy.”

More than just a headache?

It's like a dog biting a hedgehog, with nowhere to bite!

Taibai Venus is slanderous.

Wen Zhong was silent.

The Heavenly Lords of the Lei Department also made up their minds in an instant. Whoever wants to take action will take action. Anyway, they will not take action. Who knows what kind of words and tricks will follow?

It's a shame to learn from Jiuyao Xingjun and Erbasu, and join the Jingtan Temple, just to give the Jade Emperor a headache.

…

The skill of speaking.

The gods approached Nantianmen.

then.

Everyone was silent.

Only when he got closer did he see clearly that Li Xiaobai was not trying to comfort Deng Zhong and Xinhuan at all.

He stood behind Makino Bing, and the magic weapon on his wrist projected an image in the void.

The video shows some scenes of gods and gods eating in a loop.

The screen switches very quickly.

But every scene makes people blush and is accompanied by strange sounds.

The faces that made those sounds looked strangely familiar.

When they arrived, the screen just switched to the Taibai Venus.

Looking at Taibai Jinxing with a beard, he tore open his front and floated in the air, moving his hands up and down, circling his head and face seductively...

Jinxing, you... All the gods in heaven were stunned. If they hadn't turned their heads, Taibai Jinxing would have been sieved by their gazes.

Even so, Taibai Jinxing was still blushing, covering her face, and her lips were trembling: Shuzi, Shuzi, I am so embarrassed...

In a harsh environment like Jingtan Temple, it doesn't matter how you eat, everyone is the same anyway.

Moreover, since Makino Hyou classified the medicinal effects of food into categories, Taibai Jinxing can choose any dish that makes him feel comfortable and experience the joy of food.

But Li Xiaobai making everything he did in Jingtan Temple public in the pure land of heaven is tantamount to public execution.

Taibai Jinxing's shame was so intense that she wanted to catch Li Xiaobai and cut him into pieces, so that he could cut off the hatred in his heart!

If he had known this, why would he return to heaven?

Wouldn't it be nice to stay at Jingtan Temple?

Out of sight, out of mind, even if Li Xiaobai uses his image to cause trouble in heaven, at least he doesn't know about it!

But it has to be said.

Taibai Jinxing has always been quick-witted and thought of a countermeasure in an instant.

If the God of Cookery's dishes are generalized and everyone in the heaven is accustomed to his dishes, then he is just a drop of water in the ocean, and no one will care about him!

As for the Jade Emperor?

Constitutional monarchy is actually quite good when you think about it!

…

Old Xing'er, I've been waiting for you! Li Mu's gaze fell on Taibai Jinxing through Makino Bing. When Makino Bing was cooking, he would always choose a suitable position. Not only could he watch When he was cooking, he could still see the overall situation. He raised his hands and cupped his fists upward, Li is so virtuous and capable. It took so much trouble for so many immortals to come to greet me. I'm ashamed of Xiaobai.

shameless!

All the immortals spat in their hearts. How big of a heart does this guy have to be able to act so realistically while pretending to be crazy and acting stupid?

Old Xing'er, I was impatient to wait for you, so I asked the priest brother to cook some dishes outside Nantianmen to satisfy my hunger. Isn't it urgent? Li Muxiao asked Taibai Jinxing.

It's not important, it's not important. Taibai Jinxing, who had made up his mind, stepped out from the crowd, got in front of Wen Zhong, and made the decision for him, The Jade Emperor is the most tolerant and will not care about trivial matters.

The immortals looked at Taibai Jinxing's back and fell into silence again. Was it because they were stimulated or because they just said what they said!

Sure enough, all the gods who are close to Li Xiaobai will become abnormal.

That's good. Li Mu smiled, We are all immortals, so coming early is not as good as luck. My junior brother's barbecue happened to be coming to an end. After the immortals had eaten, we went to see the Jade Emperor together. The old star went in After such a long time, I must have reached an agreement with the Jade Emperor to reward my senior brothers and sisters with official positions.

I’ll give you a reward!

I wish I could crush you to pieces!

Taibai Jinxing's eyes twitched, and he bowed his head to Li Xiaobai, but because he had to pay attention to Makino Hing's cooking, his neck involuntarily raised, making his movements look particularly weird, but fortunately, he quickly noticed his body He immediately stood up and said with a blushing face: Master Li, I'm so ashamed that I failed to persuade the Jade Emperor. To be honest, the immortal officials behind me came to punish me on the orders of the Jade Emperor. The one who killed your senior brothers and sisters!

Taibai Jinxing, who was willing to go all out, put everyone on the line with just one sentence.