Dream Master of Realms

Zhu Bajie, the Jade Emperor is stupid and immoral, and the Queen Mother is arbitrary and authoritarian. Let's rebel against the Heavenly Court! The Bull Demon King looked at Zhu Bajie and played a trick.

He came here with the purpose of eating pork. How could he let Zhu Bajie return to Li Xiaobai smoothly? How could he have to be stabbed like him?

Zhu Bajie was stunned with just one sentence.

Li Mu glanced sideways at the Bull Demon King, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. He would eventually have a showdown with Zhu Bajie, so it would be better to make it clear.

To him, the Bull Demon King and Zhu Bajie are both plot characters, and there is no preference for one over the other.

The tragedy begins when the dreamer comes into contact with the plot characters and brings a personal touch.

Because, in the eyes of the characters in the plot, the dream master is a stranger. Dream masters like him might be classified as extraterrestrial evil spirits.

He first accepted the Bull Demon King, so compared to Zhu Bajie, the Bull Demon King was one of his own. Li Mu allowed him to be wild for a while and let him find a sense of belonging to the organization.

Half a moment.

Zhu Bajie came back to his senses and looked at the Bull Demon King in surprise: Old Niu, are you crazy? If you are crazy, don't come here to entertain Old Pig. Old Pig is a Buddhist now. Is the Jade Emperor stupid? I don't have half a penny. It doesn’t matter, you go away quickly and don’t disturb the old pig’s lunch break. I’m deaf, so I didn’t hear a word you just said.”

Say it.

Zhu Bajie ignored everyone, his ears drooped, and he planned to go back to the lounge chair in the shade of the tree to catch up on his sleep.

Heaven, Buddhism, Zhu Bajie's life has been ups and downs, it has been brilliant and it has failed. He has experienced too many ups and downs and has seen through many things. The so-called ebb and flow are all arranged by the powerful. Everyone has their own plans. It's a chess piece on the chessboard.

Therefore, after becoming the messenger of the Pure Altar, eating, sleeping, and teasing beautiful women became his lifelong pursuit.

Disputes outside?

Love so and so!

He's too lazy to get involved!

…

Master Bai, if he doesn't agree, let's kill the pig! The Bull Demon King succeeded in his trick, smiled proudly, and turned to Li Mu.

Ox Demon King, don't think that because the old pig can't beat you, you're afraid of you. Zhu Bajie was furious again. He held the nine-tooth nail rake, turned around suddenly, and snorted a few times, Old Zhu is now a Buddhist If you really dare to touch me, I, Brother Monkey, will not be able to spare you unless you say that Bodhisattva and Buddha will not be able to live with you...

The magical orc. Dr. Banner looked at Zhu Bajie with interest and muttered softly.

The last transformation broke his clothes and also broke Stark's smart glasses.

At this time, Dr. Banner followed the local customs, wearing a scholar's Confucian shirt like Liu Yanchang, with half-pull glasses tied to his head with a rope, looking nondescript.

But this did not hinder his exploration of this strange world. As he came into contact with more and more things, he felt that the magic of this world could help him solve Hulk's problem.

after all.

Dr. Banner witnessed the transformation of the Bull Demon King with his own eyes. He did not lose consciousness after turning into a big bull, and his head could grow back even if it was cut off. This ability is already stronger than that of the Hulk.

What attracted Dr. Banner the most was that the Bull Demon King could switch between the two forms at will.

The half-pig man in front of him should also have such abilities.

Once we understand the principles of these orc transformations, maybe the Hulk's problem can be solved.

…

Marshal Tianpeng, Lao Niu is teasing you! Li Mu smiled slightly, Lao Niu is a coward, how can he have the courage to rebel against Heaven. The reason why we come here is because the Marshal has eaten delicious food all over the world, so he must have a great taste for food. He has deep attainments. He said to Makino Bing, Our brother Mu has devoted his whole life to food and determined to become the god of food in the three realms. Therefore, I came to use the marshal's tongue to improve brother Mu's cooking skills. Some valuable advice.”

Is he a man? Zhu Bajie looked at Muye Bing and was stunned for a moment, then laughed and put away the rake, The reason why we have been making trouble for a long time is to treat the old pig to dinner. Let me just say that the Bull Demon King can't even beat Nezha. He is also addicted to beauty, hooking up with a coquettish fox, and it’s unclear whether he has the guts to rebel?”

Zhu Bajie, you've had enough. The Bull Demon King was exposed again and again, and his old face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. However, Li Xiaobai did not dare to make too many mistakes at the moment. He snorted coldly and said, Don't look at how happy you are now. When you regret it, I will kill you, you pig, and the old cow will eat you up.

Old Zhu is waiting for you to slaughter. Zhu Bajie chuckled and looked at Muye Bing who was holding a spatula. Brother Mu, I think you are not an easy person to carry a pot and a spatula. Old Zhu is most willing to support the younger generation, isn't it? Let me tell you, Lao Zhu has lived for thousands of years. He has never tasted flat peaches, elixirs, and ginseng fruits. He has never seen anything. He has become the messenger of the Purification Altar. All kinds of delicacies and offerings in the world are not good enough for Lao Zhu. You want to cook , I came to Lao Zhu for tasting, I really found the right person! Heaven really lacks such a god of food, brother, work hard. I am optimistic about you...

Zhu Bajie suspected Li Mu. It was so weird for this group of people to be together. The Bull Demon King, the Meishan brothers, and a few mortals were beyond their reach.

Moreover, the Bull Demon King called the young man Bai Ye, but the Meishan brothers had no reaction at all, which was even more strange!

who is he?

but.

No cultivator goes out carrying a spatula and a few boxes of vegetables!

It can be said that Zhu Bajie was completely confused. He knew that this group of people came with bad intentions.

But he knew better that he could not defeat the Bull Demon King.

Could it be that he was really beaten and asked a monkey to avenge him?

A good man doesn't want to suffer immediate losses, so he can fool him first and then talk.

Please give me some advice from Marshal Tianpeng. Makino Bing clasped his fists and smiled, and laid out the iron pot, cutting board, and various condiments one by one in an orderly manner.

Chen Xiang and Liu Yanchang were helping. The two guys occasionally looked at Zhu Bajie with a hint of sympathy in their eyes.

However, these small details were ignored by Zhu Bajie, who had something on his mind.

Mr. Feng looked at Zhu Bajie and showed a sweet smile: I heard that Marshal Tianpeng was once in charge of the 80,000-strong navy in Tianhe? He also disobeyed the decree and sent back the weak water that was raging in the world for the sake of the people of the world. To Tianhe!

That's right. Zhu Bajie became more wary after hearing the beauty's compliments and talking about his heroic past. However, the beauty's compliments still made him feel a little overwhelmed, It's in the past, it's all in the past. Damn it, old pig, I’ve forgotten about it, but my sister still remembers it so clearly, I’m really thoughtful!”

Having become the messenger of the Purifying Altar, Zhu Bajie still has some illusions about Chang'e. When he first saw Mr. Feng, who was even more beautiful than Chang'e, he could not help but have some thoughts deep down in his heart. Even though he knew that Mr. Feng had ulterior motives, he even had some thoughts of surrender.

Greedy and lustful has always been Zhu Bajie's weakness.

Becoming the envoy of the Pure Altar, the strict rules and precepts did not eliminate his weakness. Looking at the moon and thinking about Chang'e all day long made this weakness weaker.

In the world of the Lotus Lantern, he was seriously injured by the fox demon Grandma Xiaoyu, and sucked the yang energy twice. If he didn't give in half-heartedly, how could the fox demon succeed so easily!

The marshal is the real hero. At that time, everyone was praising Erlang Shen and San Shengshen, thinking that they were responsible for controlling the water. But I feel that without the marshal to coordinate, they can't control the weak water at all! In my case, In my heart, the marshal is a great hero just like them. Young Master Feng smiled, Sometimes, I even think that it would be better if it was not Sun Wukong who caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but the marshal. I really hope that one day I can see it with my own eyes. Brother Bajie, like Erlang Shen and Sun Wukong, will make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace!

We can't make a fuss, we can't make a fuss. Zhu Bajie glanced at Mr. Feng and waved his hands repeatedly, Little sister, now I am a person from the direction. I just chant sutras and practice on weekdays. I can't care about the affairs of the heaven!

Li Mu waited for Mr. Feng to finish drawing the future for Zhu Bajie, and said with a smile: Xiao Feng, why are you making trouble in the Heavenly Palace? Don't tease the marshal. We still have business to do!

If you show your courtesy for nothing and are either traitors or thieves, I know you don't have any good intentions! Seeing Li Mu and Mr. Feng standing together, Zhu Bajie felt ashamed of himself. The beauty inspired by Mr. Feng was instantly suppressed. When he got down, he snorted dissatisfiedly, If you have anything serious to say, let's agree in advance that the old pig's ability is limited, so I will help you if you can. If you can't help, I will never take action.

It's not a big deal! Li Mu smiled, The Marshal has a sharp eye and can see through our cultivation at a glance. This time, we came to see the Marshal because we want to make a bet with him!

Say. Zhu Bajie said.

Betting on food. Li Mu pointed at Makino Bing and said with a smile, Just bet on the food cooked by my brother Mu.

What kind of gambling method? Zhu Bajie became interested.

Brother Mu's cooking skills are already very good. Li Mu smiled, Every dish is perfect and there are no flaws. If his cooking fails to impress the marshal, we have lost, and the rest of us are left to our own devices The marshal sends us. If we impress the marshal, how about a dish and the marshal agrees to something for us?

Whether the food is delicious or not, it's not up to me, the old pig, to decide! Do you dare to propose this kind of bet with no chance of winning? It seems that you are sure to win, old pig! Zhu Bajie smiled, and his eyes swept over Bull Demon King and others asked, Are they also considered to be part of your group?

They were all won by our cooking. Otherwise, why would Marshal think they would get together? Li Mu said with a smile, Marshal, no one can resist the temptation of the ultimate delicious food. They are convinced when they lose, and they are all honest. people.

Won it?

What a liar!

He still believes that Brother Meishan is a man of integrity, Bull Demon King?

Zhu Bajie sneered and was about to speak, but suddenly frowned. The Bull Demon King was dishonest, so he walked with them willingly!

That thing seems to be more serious!

He swallowed and asked tentatively: Both the Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers lost?

We all lost. Li Mu nodded and smiled, If the marshal wins, he can also instruct them to do things. If the marshal doesn't dare to gamble, we turn around and leave. Marshal Tianpeng is not the only foodie in the world. But at that time, The Buddhist Jingtan envoys who are famous for eating are afraid of losing, so they don’t even dare to take a bite of the food delivered to their doorsteps, for fear that it will spread throughout the three realms.”

The Bull Demon King cast a disdainful look through his eyes at the right time: Master Bai, this is a gutless pig. Stop talking nonsense with him. Just tie him up and give him to Master Mu to cook.

Old Niu, be polite first and then fight. Li Mu said to the Bull Demon King with a smile.

... The Bull Demon King was speechless.

The Meishan brothers looked at each other speechlessly.

Zhu Bajie's heart trembled and he looked at the Bull Demon King angrily. This bastard really wanted to beat him!

He looked at Makino Hing attentively. His breath was turbid and his steps were heavy. He looked like an ordinary person no matter what. The boy who spoke and the beauty were not very advanced.

Among their team, the ones with the highest cultivation level are his acquaintances, the Bull Demon King and the Meishan Brothers?

Is that dog even better than the cook?

What delicious dishes a mortal can make, even conquered the Bull Demon King and the Meishan Brothers!

impossible?

The main force of this group of guys is definitely not Li Xiaobai, I'm afraid it's still the Bull Demon King, or the Meishan brothers...

Could it be Erlang Shen?

But he has been indifferent to the world for hundreds of years, and now he has entered Buddhism. What trouble can Erlang Shen have on him?

Weird!

Zhu Bajie was puzzled.

The most important thing is that he really can't think of a reason to lose.

Taking a deep breath, Zhu Bajie said, Okay, Old Zhu made a bet with you. Don't blame me for not warning you beforehand. Old Pig, I have a very naughty mouth. I can't even taste Zhenyuan Immortal's ginseng fruit. After a while, the dishes will be served. It doesn’t taste good, but I can say anything, and if I win, don’t deny it, you pig, there is someone behind me.”

Can't see clearly, can't see through.

Zhu Bajie decided to go further and see what they wanted to do. After all, he was a decent person and his life should not be in danger.

Marshal, please wait a moment. Makino Hing smiled slightly and took out a few eggs from the vegetable basket, The first dish is relatively simple, called omelets.

It's just eggs. Zhu Bajie said disdainfully, but before he finished speaking, his eyes were attracted.

When Makino Hyou picked up the egg, it was as if he had changed into a different person.

The egg was in his hand, and the egg white and yolk separated lightly. Even the egg shell fell from the sky, drawing a beautiful parabola, as if shining brightly...

The blue flames of the fire burned the bottom of the pan. Under his control, the flames seemed to have come to life. He stirred the egg yolk with his hand, and the red sauce slid down under the sun and landed on the egg skin. , like the combination of strength and beauty...

Just watching the cooking process, Zhu Bajie's throat couldn't help but start to roll, secreting a lot of saliva, full of anticipation for the unheard-of omelets that were about to fall onto the plate.

He has lived for thousands of years and has never seen anyone cooking like him. It is so gorgeous.

Damn it!

Could it be that the Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers were actually cooked by him?

Zhu Bajie inevitably had such thoughts in his mind.

It smells so good! Zhu Bajie was stunned. A white plate had been delivered to him. On the plate was an omelet that was slightly trembling and shining with golden light, exuding an alluring aroma.

Marshal, please enjoy. Makino Bing humbly pushed the plate in front of Zhu Bajie and said with a smile.

Gudong!

Zhu Bajie glanced at Makino Bing with a strange expression, took the plate, and directly put the omelet on it into his mouth without using a spoon.

Woo!

The moment the omelette entered his mouth, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened and his pigtails exploded.

That moment.

He only felt that he was surrounded by countless bubbles.

In his mouth, the omelette for which he had prepared countless words of praise and criticism slowly melted away before he could chew it. It went directly into his stomach and disappeared, leaving him with endless things. Aftertaste.

tasty!

As soon as the two words were spoken, Zhu Bajie opened his eyes again, but when he saw Li Mu's smiling eyes and the ax held by the Bull Demon King on his neck, he knew that he had lost.

With one bite of the egg, he dropped all his guard. If he still said unpalatable and unintentional words, he would have inner demons.

Marshal, you lose. Li Mu waved his hand, and the Bull Demon King put the ax back in a sullen voice.

Well, I lost. Zhu Bajie nodded.

One thing. Li Mu raised a finger.

Yeah. Zhu Bajie pursed his lips and looked at Makino Bing expectantly, Come on, keep betting.

Makino Bing smiled and returned to the stove.

Stir-fried vegetables, fish noodle soup, oden, egg fried rice...

One after another, dishes shimmering with various colors were cooked. Zhu Bajie was so happy to eat them. He showed off all kinds of ugliness and wanted to release his nature. He actually forgot about the bet and was looking forward to eating the next delicacy...

It wasn't until Makino Bing used up all the ingredients he brought that Zhu Bajie truly came to his senses. Feeling disappointed, he looked at Makino Bing: I lost, and I am convinced. Brother Mu is worthy of the name of the God of Cookery.

The marshal lost to us in a total of thirty-three things. Li Mu pointed at the plate next to Zhu Bajie and asked with a smile, Are you willing to admit it?

After finishing the delicious food, Zhu Bajie's guard was completely relaxed. He really thought that the Bull Demon King and others were impressed by Makino Bing's cooking skills. He patted his full belly and said with a smile: I have enjoyed the ultimate in life. The beauty of the world is great, I am willing to admit defeat, and if you have anything to say, just mention it.”

Then we're welcome. Li Mu smiled, Marshal, the first thing is that we will stay at Jingtan Temple for some time to come.

No problem. Zhu Bajie was stunned. He didn't expect such a simple thing. He looked at everyone and nodded in agreement. He could just have some food after staying overnight.

Li Mu smiled and pointed at Chenxiang: The second thing is that Chenxiang is the son of the Third Holy Mother. You can help us teach him magic and martial arts, help him split Huashan Mountain, and rescue the Third Holy Mother...