Dream Master of Realms

Damn it!

Li Mu looked at the customer in front of him, his temples pounding, and he used the most vicious words in his heart to greet the ancestors of the founder of Yuanmeng Company.

The client was a man with fair features and was in his late twenties. His hair was messy and unkempt, and he exuded a strange smell.

Not paying attention to personal hygiene is not a big problem for the Dream Master. The key is the clothes on his body.

It has a white background, blue vertical stripes, and a few bright red letters of Daqingshan Mental Hospital clearly printed on the chest.

Okay!

The previous client was just a paranoid character.

Fortunately, this time, the company directly sent a real psychopath.

Is this a four-star mission?

to be honest.

The moment he saw the client, Li Mu wanted to throw up the table and quit. He didn't bully the Dream Master like this!

My name is Bai Chu, Ph.D. in Physics. Bai Chu walked straight to Li Mu, pulled up a chair and sat down, shook his head and said, The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at me and the world can't see through it. Your Excellency, as a A dreamer who can help people realize their dreams, whose own existence has broken the materialist argument, won't think that I am sick like those common people, right?

His conversation is normal and he seems to be able to communicate!

Li Mu silently analyzes the customer's behavior and calculates the probability of success of the task.

For this mission, he and Mr. Feng traveled back and forth across several worlds, gathered three dream masters, and made so many preparations.

If you give up because the client is mentally ill, no matter how you think about it, you will feel at a loss.

After taking a breath, Li Mu said with a smile: How is that possible? Mr. Bai, I am a senior dream realizer with the highest professional ethics and qualities. I will not discriminate against any customer. Even if the customer is a dog, as long as it is With Dream Coin, we will also help it realize its dream.

He used insulting language to test his client's mental state.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

Bai Chu clapped gently and said with a smile: Dream Master, I like your confidence and humor. He looked around, Without further ado, when are we going to Baolian Lantern? This dream has tortured me for more than ten years. , I can’t wait to leave this world and verify the feasibility of my great dream. I’m not afraid to tell you that I can’t hold on any longer and admit that I’m crazy. It’s you and Dream Company who have given me hope again.

The logic is clear, and although the words are exaggerated, you can't tell how morbid it is!

Li Mu put his heart in his stomach for a moment and continued to ask: Mr. Bai, I would like to take the liberty to ask, why did you come up with the idea of ​​using a scientific method to analyze magic? You know, these are two different systems.

Bai Chu did not answer Li Mu's question directly, but asked: How much does Sun Wukong's golden cudgel weigh?

Li Mu: Thirteen thousand six hundred catties.

Wrong, it's 13,500 kilograms. Bai Chu looked at Li Mu and corrected him seriously, It's converted to 6.75 tons. Doesn't it sound heavy? But my tractor can pull two . Don’t you suddenly feel that the Golden Cudgel is not so amazing!”

Li Mu was stunned for a moment and asked, How powerful is your tractor?

Dream Master, please pay attention to the key points. Bai Chu knocked on the table gently, Our country has an 80,000-ton steel rolling mill. How can Sun Wukong, who is carrying a six-ton ​​rod, have the ability to move mountains and reclaim seas? It's unscientific! How does the Somersault Cloud do somersaults when it's a thousand miles away? What is the initial speed to break away from the earth's gravity? Has it reached the first cosmic speed? How much work has it done on its own? How is power generated? ?Don’t you think it’s strange? Don’t you want to figure these things out?”

A series of questions made Li Mu's scalp numb. He looked at Bai Chu and thought to himself, maybe he was just regarded as mentally ill because he was too whimsical!

Strictly speaking.

Tang Ruoyou, who is obsessed with marrying Li Xunhuan, and Mu Xing, who wants to be proud of the world, should both be mentally ill, but they are just not wearing hospital gowns!

Thinking of this, Li Mu felt relieved.

Tell me, if we are also studying physics, they have no problem studying stars and black holes, but I am considered sick for studying these things? Bai Chu's expression suddenly became excited, and he slammed the table, Could it be that I use modern If the magic of magic is thoroughly analyzed in a scientific way, won’t it be able to benefit mankind?”

Of course. Dream Master supports anyone's dream. After thinking about it, Li Mu no longer struggled with the client's mental state.

What are mental illnesses afraid of?

Which of his clients helped during the task? Aren't they all dreamers busy working on them all the time?

and.

This paranoid psychopath lives in his own world. So far, I haven’t seen anything abnormal about him. He might be easier to deal with than those normal customers!

Dream. Bai Chu's eyes lit up, and his expression instantly returned to calm. He snapped his fingers and said with a smile, Yes, that's the word. As long as you persist, your dream will be rewarded. For example, everyone thinks I am Crazy. But I waited for you dream comers, but they didn’t. This is the victory gained by my persistence. If I go to the world of Lotus Lanterns, collect data on the spot, and verify the results, I will win a greater victory. When I lead When the research results come back, I will shut up everyone who looked down on me at the beginning, and I will make Yang Jian, who is in my ward, a real Erlang Shen...

Okay. Mr. Bai, I am your dream master Li Xiaobai. These are two agreements. If you have a look at the terms, if you have no objections, sign your name and we can fulfill the contract! Li Mu smiled and put the two agreements together. The agreement was placed on the table and pushed in front of Bai Chu.

Bai Chu didn't even look at the contract, so he grabbed the pen and put it at the signature place, signed his name in a flash, and then threw the pen away; Li Xiaobai, are you ready to go?

Depart on time in seventy-two hours. Li Mu withdrew a contract, We will try our best to ensure your safety. You can carry no more than one kilogram of items in and out of the world of Baolian Lantern...

Do you think I can prepare things by myself? Bai Chu stood up, turned around, and showed Li Mu his appearance. He stood still, looked at Li Mu with disdain, and said, Scientific Research Institute I need you to provide me with what I need, and the most I can do is take a cell phone from the nurse.

OK! I will provide the scientific research information, Mr. Bai. During these three days, you only need to maintain sufficient energy. Li Mu smiled. He had no intention of arguing with a jailed mentally ill person. Mr. Bai, I would like to ask you, how is your hands-on ability?

Dream Master, I am not mentally ill and have no violent tendencies. Bai Chu frowned and expressed dissatisfaction with Li Mu's question, In the hospital, I was also staying in the mild ward.

Li Mu had a black line on his head, laughed dryly, and said: I mean, how is your scientific research ability? I have the drawings of the Iron Man suit here...

No problem. When I was in high school, I assembled a flying rocket that can fly more than five hundred meters high. Bai Chu looked proudly. He looked at Li Mu and said coldly, Dream Master, I hope you Put away these boring temptations, don’t think I don’t know, the Iron Man suit is something from the movie.”

Well!

Li Mu choked, and his back molars were a little tight. This guy is definitely a real psychopath. Poor Liu Chenxiang, please don't be affected by anything...