Dream Master of Realms

Chapter 532: Please speak carefully, Zen Master

Boss, nothing will go wrong! Looking at the roster, Li Hailong casually threw soap into the middle of the yard. In a short time, more than a dozen pieces of soap had been thrown in the middle of the yard.

Looking at the soap scattered on the floor, Li Hailong's face turned pale, and the hand throwing the soap trembled slightly: Is it too big? My eyelids keep twitching.

Don't be afraid. How bold a person is, how productive the land is. Li Mudao said, We don't have that much time to compete with the monks in the world, so we can take advantage of the gods in the sky not to come down and frighten them all at once. Having a stable rear area is a good thing for everyone.

Nowadays, the yard has everything.

There are girls from brothels who are laughing and playing, ready to take a bath at any time; there are mirror images of themselves; there are also a group of dark-brown, ugly-looking earth elemental warriors...

For the sake of safety, Li Mu used all his cards and built Prince Qiu's Mansion like an iron barrel.

Xiaoqing's knuckles turned slightly white from holding the sword too hard.

She is even more nervous than Li Hailong. She is just a snake demon who has been practicing for hundreds of years. Although she usually likes to cause trouble, she has never opposed so many monks at once like Li Xiaobai!

Especially when Bai Suzhen and Hu Meiniang are still captured by the other party.

If this matter is not handled well, not only will we not be able to go to heaven, but we will also be unable to stay on earth.

With Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing once felt that life was dull, but with Li Xiaobai, life was full of thrills and excitement every moment, and he couldn't stand it!

Hu Xiaotong did not stand next to Li Hailong, but chose Li Mu. As the main attacker this time, Tang Bohu's side was too dangerous.

She secretly looked at Li Mu and kept swallowing her saliva. She learned from the city god that the gods in the sky could not come down, so Li Xiaobai acted even crazier!

She couldn't imagine where she had the courage to bargain with a lunatic like Li Xiaobai in the first place?

I hope Tang Bohu can work harder and get through the current difficulties smoothly! Hu Xiaotong prayed silently in her heart.

Now, she could see that Li Xiaobai's way of doing things and his skills seemed to be better than Tang Bohu's.

But she does not regret her original choice. Li Xiaobai is too crazy. Even if she is with him, she will not feel safe even if she devotes herself to it!

...The problem is that you are too busy and have no time to care about him. If you really wanted to snatch him, I would have done it long ago, but I never did. It was you who took him step by step and moved him into my arms. Li Tui…”

Only an hour has passed since we returned to Prince Qiu's Mansion and started arranging the arrangements.

In the sky, the soap opera of Buddhist guardians never stops.

Li Mu didn't dare to ask them to stop.

As soon as he stopped, the whole body of Protector Wei Tian was glowing with golden light. He wanted to subjugate demons and eliminate demons. It was obvious that he had not yet fully understood...

In other words, Li Mu's mental strength is high enough to handle many things at the same time without interruption, and without getting tired. If it were Li Hailong, he would probably have collapsed a long time ago.

Classic soap opera clips can be long or short, the long ones are three to four minutes, and the short ones are only one or two minutes.

In one hour, the three Buddhist guardians performed countless classic plots, none of which were repeated.

Li Mu was amazed. I have to say that there are really many silly plots on the earth!

At this time, Yasha played the role of a standard green tea bitch. Every time he said something, the children playing on the streets of Qiantang County would imitate him.

I don’t know if this generation of children who have followed these classic plots for a long time will become indestructible when they grow up, or will the whole generation collapse...

It's noon.

A bright yellow figure suddenly flashed in the courtyard of Prince Qiu's Mansion and rushed toward a piece of soap, crushing several pieces of soap belonging to others along the way.

Well, this is an accident, a moment of silence for the latecomers!

Li Mu glanced at the soap that was crushed by Fa Hai and immediately greeted: Xiao Qing!

Xiao Qing launched himself into the air and reached out to slap Fahai on the back of the head.

boom!

A ray of golden light burst out from the cassock worn by Fahai, flicking Xiaoqing's hand to the side.

An electric moment.

Fahai had already reached out and picked up the second piece of soap that belonged to him.

Xiao Qing struck out again without giving up. This time the palm made a sound of breaking through the air, and it was obviously much stronger than the first palm.

But as her strength increased, the golden light became more intense.

Xiao Qing let out a cry of pain, flew backwards, and fell to the ground.

Li Mu was stunned, stood up, and said: Xiaoqing, no need. The cassock he is wearing is a Buddhist treasure and will automatically protect his body. After he finishes picking it up, I will have a few words with him. If he still insists on following If we are against each other, it will not be too late to find a way to deal with him! Save some of your skills to deal with those who come after you...

Said.

He winked at Li Hailong.

Li Hailong understood, picked up a large handful of soap crumbs from the wooden bucket in front of him, and held it in his hand.

moment.

All ten pieces of soap that belonged to Fahai were picked up by him, and he also regained consciousness.

Look around.

When Fahai saw Li Xiaobai opposite, he felt distressed. This was the second time. He could come if he wanted to, and leave if he wanted to! But soon, his attention was attracted by the three Buddhist guardians who were performing a soap opera in the sky.

After watching for just a few seconds, Fa Hai turned red and immediately withdrew his gaze, glaring at Li Xiaobai angrily: Fox demon, you actually insulted my Buddhist protector like this? I...

Li Mu also grabbed a handful of soap scum from the barrel, faced Fahai, and showed the most sincere smile: Zen Master Fahai, please speak carefully.

Fahai's voice stopped suddenly. He looked at the soap scum in Li Xiaobai's palm in horror. The unbearable past flashed back into his mind. His pupils shrank suddenly: Fox demon, do you dare?

Li Xiaobai pretended to be arrogant and said with a smile: Master, believe it or not, if I let go of my hand, you will be able to pick up soap forever?

Fine beads of sweat seeped out from Fahai's bald head, shining densely in the sun. He looked at the two fox demons opposite and the wooden barrel in front of them, and the bitterness in his heart became more and more intense. He thought about it. They threw soap suds, and he rolled up his cassock to see if he could catch all the soap scum in the shortest possible time.

But when he looked up and saw soap bars all over the yard, he felt anxious again. He didn't dare to bet, there was too much soap.

Unless the fox demon on the opposite side can be killed with lightning speed, the initiative will always be in the opponent's hands.

The devil's spells are so bullying!

Xiaoqing walked past Fahai and gave him a look of sympathy, then stood back to Li Hailong with a green steel sword. Although she could not break Fahai's cassock, she still had the responsibility to protect Tang Bohu.

Once something happens to Tang Bohu, it will be over.

Li Mu calmly said: Master, can we have a good talk?

Humans and demons are incompatible with each other, so what's there to talk about? Fahai pretended to be tough, Fox demon, you used the body of an evil demon to cause trouble in heaven and earth, aren't you afraid of divine punishment?

Li Mu glanced at Fahai and said with a smile: Zen Master Fahai, have you seen the hot oil pan over there? You can throw soap into it; see the dung bucket in the corner? You can scatter soap scum in it; see Are there women behind the curtain? To be honest, Master, there is a prepared bathtub behind the curtain. Those women can start taking a bath at any time and use our soap! If the Zen Master can't speak well, he can choose one of these three places. Pick up the soap!”

The government officials looked at Fa Hai with interest, and occasionally glanced at the curtain. Although the methods provided by Li Mu were all very entertaining, one of them was dirty and the other was miserable.

They even hoped to see Zen Master Fahai break into the bathtub to pick up soap. Maybe they could also take this opportunity to feast their eyes on him.

After all, their salary is not high, and those oiran ladies have only heard of it, never seen it, played with it!

Fahai's face turned red, and he pointed at Li Mu: Zhu Zi, you are going too far to deceive others!

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