Dream Master of Realms

By now, no one cares whether Li Xiaobai and Shadow Buddha are the same person.

A powerful Wu Tianzun is enough to put them in a dilemma, let alone the unpredictable Shadow Buddha.

However, he aggressively came to seize the position of Lord of the Three Realms, but ended up in such a disgraceful end.

All the demon kings who felt that they were being plotted felt unhappy in their hearts.

Yellow Wind Monster, you haven't come here yet. Li Mu chuckled and found the Yellow Wind Monster hiding among the monsters. Are you going to live like a dog for the rest of your life?

The yellow wind monster stuck out its dog head and glanced at Li Xiaobai, walked out tremblingly, and prostrated on the ground with his head hanging down: Please forgive me, Lord Wu.

Get up, it's not your fault. Li Mu smiled, Without you following Neptune's side to gain strength, how could I have gathered you all at such a fast speed?

As soon as these words came out, all the demons were in an uproar.

The yellow wind monster suddenly raised its head and stared blankly.

After a long while, it lowered its head and said, Wu Tianzun Shengming.

A breakthrough was opened.

The rest is easy to handle.

Li Mu looked at Taishang Laojun next to him and said, Laojun, how about you lend me your two boys for a while?

If he had known about Li Mu's plan, the Supreme Lord would have agreed to it. He nodded and ordered: You two will stay with Wu Tianzun for the time being and listen to his orders. When Wu Tianzun doesn't need you anymore, you can go back to Du Ling Palace to accept the crime.

Yes, Dao Ancestor. The two boys looked at Taishang Laojun timidly and bowed.

Laojun, what are you saying? Since you listened to my instructions, there is no crime. You should be meritorious. Li Mu shook his head, I am the most fair in everything I do, and everyone who follows me will be rewarded. Previously, I held blind dates. There are so many generous prizes arranged in the conference, not to mention that you have to do things for me. Laojun, give me a few gourds of your Nine Turns Golden Elixir some other time, and let me use it as a reward for the military.

Intimidation first, then inducement, Li Mu never hesitates to invest in materials if he can successfully complete the task.

... Taishang Laojun looked at Li Mu, was silent for a moment, and nodded, Okay.

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accepted?

Why is Li Xiaobai so proud?

Laojun, if I had known you were so generous, I would have directly fooled you!

Li Hailong regretted that his intestines were green, why did he have to choose his own skills? It's great to follow Li Xiaobai, why don't you have to work hard and get cheap easily?

On the other side of the group of demons, the Ten Thousand Saint Dragon King, the Nine-Headed Insect and other big demons kept swallowing their saliva. That was the Nine Turns Golden Pill refined by Lao Jun. I couldn't even see one on weekdays, but Wu Tianzun just wanted it so casually. Come to reward the army, even if you can get one, you will still make a profit!

Although Neptune's skills are not that good, he is right, following Wu Tianzun really has a better future.

Following Neptune, you have to fight on your own, snatching and snatching away, but when you arrive at Wu Tianzun's place, everything is ready-made and at your fingertips. You have to compare yourself to death, and you have to compare goods...

Empress, please bring me some baskets of peaches. Li Mu struck while the iron was hot and turned to the Queen Mother.

Yes. The Queen Mother glanced at Li Mu and responded lightly. Laojun agreed. There is nothing she can't agree with. From now on, the focus of the Three Realms will be on breaking the fourth wall. The main force will It's Li Xiaobai, it's always right to befriend him.

Two Bodhisattvas, can I borrow your mounts? After asking for help, Li Mu turned to Manjushri Samantabhadra.

Please help me, Heavenly Lord, to discipline those two evil beasts for us. Manjushri Samantabhadra looked at each other and said in unison.

They didn't want to agree, but Wu Tianzun was already in the game, so what could they do? Would their two mounts have their eyes fixed on Li Xiaobai?

I am the Heavenly Lord of this world, and I am the only one within the three realms. Now I have a golden elixir, a flat peach, and a key to break the fourth wall. I will not be able to harm you. Everyone, those who are willing to surrender can come here now. Taishang Laojun's reputation has improved a lot. Li Mu took a step forward and said loudly, If you don't want to, you can leave now. I won't kill you. I just hope that next time I come to visit, you can Bring me a cup of hot tea.”

After a series of beatings, the monster alliance formed by Li Hailong was instantly torn to pieces by Li Mu.

Taishang Laojun's two boys, the Green Lion King and the White Elephant King, first surrendered to Li Xiaobai.

After that, the nine-tailed fox, the godmother whom King Jinjiao and King Silverjiao recognized in the mortal world, glanced at Taishang Laojun and also came over tremblingly.

The Halloween Dragon King and the Nine-Headed Insect looked at each other, looked at Li Xiaobai, then looked at their best friend who was still dancing, raised their fists towards Li Xiaobai, and also chose to surrender.

Li Muruo glanced at the nine-headed insect who had cuckolded Xiao Bailong, and nodded gently to him, thoughtfully, Xiao Bailong had found new happiness, but if the cuckold's heart knot could not be untied, I will definitely use the nine-headed insect as a sacrifice flag in the future to clear the knot in the little white dragon's heart.

A group of demon kings surrendered to Wu Tianzun, and the spirits under their command naturally stopped making noises. They lined up quietly on both sides, looking at the majestic Wu Tianzun with great admiration. Wu Tianzun suppressed the three realms and followed him, even if he could not be fooled. A good family background.

A moment's work.

Outside the Nantian Gate, the only remaining members of the demon clan alliance were the bewildered yellow-browed boy holding the acquired bag, and the Bull Demon King's family and the Golden-winged Dapeng who were still singing forgetfully...

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He is also a person with legs!

Everyone else was ordered to surrender to Wu Tianzun, but Maitreya Buddha is not here, where should he go?

A thin layer of sweat appeared on the yellow-browed boy's forehead, and he looked at Li Xiaobai awkwardly: Tianzun, I...

Huang Mei, do you have any concerns? Li Muxiao asked, he paused, Come here first! I have the Jade Emperor Sanqing here, and Maitreya Buddha dare not do anything to you. He will blame you, Just let him come to me.

Yes, Tianzun. The yellow-browed boy felt relieved, hugged Li Mu and stood beside him.

The yellow-browed boy was the only one left who had been humiliated by Li Xiaobai with his music video.

The Bull Demon King and his family were fine. The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan saw that the situation was over and they obediently chose to surrender.

Only the ignorant Hong Haier danced ten dances in front of all the monsters and refused to give in. He even thought about assassinating Li Xiaobai by pretending to surrender.

Also unruly is the Golden-winged Dapeng. He is a ruthless character. After realizing that Li Xiaobai will not easily kill people, he becomes ruthless and wants to fight him to the end.

Look at the two thorns.

Li Mu was heartbroken and changed his mind.

A MV called Torture came out in response, taking control of both Honghai'er and Golden-winged Dapeng at the same time.

This is an ordinary song, but the MV is very out of the ordinary. Red Boy plays the female lead and Golden Winged Dapeng is the male lead...

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When the new MV was presented concretely, all the demons, immortals, and bodhisattvas were dumbfounded. How could they do this?

Especially the Jade Emperor and Guanyin, who had personally experienced Mv, couldn't help but swallow their saliva, their hands hidden in their sleeves couldn't stop trembling, and they felt bursts of joy in their hearts.

This is not how you can refine your mind. The magical power of forcing people to sing and dance is not meant to make people realize enlightenment, but is used to torture them.

Taishang Laojun's expression changed several times, and there was a trace of murderous intent in his eyes when he looked at Li Xiaobai. Finally, he sighed deeply and chose out of sight, out of mind. At least Li Xiaobai stuck to his promise and did not kill anyone.

This also reinforced his idea of ​​breaking the fourth wall.

Whether it is Li Xiaobai's personal behavior or the outside world is full of evil spirits like Li Xiaobai, as the de facto guardian of this world, he must break out and learn the magical powers of the high-dimensional world.

Only by having the right to speak in the high-dimensional world can he protect his original world from the intrusion of these evil spirits.

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The pain is in the son's body, and the pain is in the mother's heart. Watching her son being tortured by the golden-winged roc in the MV, although she doesn't know whether it is true or not, the Iron Fan Princess who just surrendered still has tears in her eyes and clenches her fist tightly. The banana fan in his hand: Tianzun, please let me go.

Next to him, the Bull Demon King also raised his iron-mixing stick.

Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan, do you two want to rebel? Li Mu glanced at them coldly, It's a father's fault if you don't teach me. I gave you ten songs, but you two actually didn't even think about it. Even my son can’t persuade me, so since I can’t persuade him, I will teach him for you.”

Tianzun, Red Boy... Princess Iron Fan's hand holding the banana fan was trembling.

It is difficult to become a man without blows, and an old man is naive without suffering. Hong Boy is already hundreds of years old. Now the Three Realms are undergoing drastic changes. He is so ignorant. It will be you two who will be dragged back later. A spoiled child is like a murderer. Li Mu's expression As usual, Do you really think that I am the only one with this magical power in the high-dimensional world? Do you really think that you are the only one in the low-dimensional world? I'll let you use my junior brother's methods in another world.

Said.

He flicked the Qi Mo Yu Bead on his wrist, and it fell out of the Jingtan Temple. There was a wonderful video of Makino Bingyunliushui, dismembering the Bull Demon King and making it into vegetables.

Initially, this video was recorded using a personal terminal. However, the weight of items carried in and out of the world needs to be strictly controlled. Personal terminals are obviously not as convenient as Qimoyuzhu. Therefore, Li Mu transferred all important information to Qimoyuzhu. Inside the beads, you can use them whenever you want.

A thousand-foot-long white bull and the same heavenly soldiers besieging the city.

A handsome young man in a skirt waved the kitchen knife in his hand, and the cook cut the cow. The knife was flying, and in the blink of an eye, he opened up and skinned the cow, and sliced ​​it into ingredients, especially the thing between the hind legs, which was chopped off with one knife. …

The Bull Demon King shivered in excitement, and the iron rod fell to the ground with a clang.

Princess Iron Fan's face turned pale, her lips trembled, and she hugged the Bull Demon King's arm tightly: You...you...he...

Yes, it is the Bull Demon King from another low-dimensional world. It was made into a dish and eaten by the heavenly soldiers and generals. Li Mu smiled coldly, Compared to my junior brother, my methods are gentle enough. You What else do you want? If you insist on forcing me to leave, why don’t you come here instead for my junior brother?”

The virtual image played quietly.

Everyone who saw this video was shocked.

Including Li Hailong and Lu Ren, as well as the immortals and Buddhas in heaven.

Whether it was a human, an immortal, or a monster, there was a turmoil in their hearts.

Gudong!

Li Hailong's throat rolled and he swallowed hard. It was so exciting that even the Bull Demon King was eaten.

Go ahead and accept the mission by yourself. After becoming a full-time employee, you should be waiting to form a team with Li Xiaobai. Only by teaming up with the boss can you get candy.

After turning into a dog, he still had some resentment towards Li Xiaobai in his heart, but now, the resentment was gone. His tail swayed behind him involuntarily. He only thought about hugging Li Xiaobai's thick body after the mission was completed. Legs.

Lu Ren's heart was beating fast and fiercely, killing cattle and dividing meat. As expected, each dream master was more cruel than the other. He must learn his skills and protect the earth.

Several Buddhist Bodhisattvas looked at each other, and the remaining luck in their hearts disappeared.

Sure enough, the high-dimensional world is real. If the higher-ups can send down these guys with weird magical powers at any time, what's the point of their resistance?

If I had known this, I might as well have just lied down and let Li Xiaobai do what he did!

No, we must tell Buddha what is going on here. Li Xiaobai is absolutely invincible. Only by cooperating with him is the only way for Buddha to survive.

As for the group of demons who surrendered, they no longer had any intention of resisting. Fortunately, it was Li Xiaobai who came to this world, otherwise, they would be the ones who were eaten.

Compared with being eaten, singing and dancing are simply too kind.

Tianzun, are there other low-dimensional worlds? Taishang Laojun came back to his senses and asked in a trembling voice.

Of course. Li Mu smiled slightly, Old gentleman, when you watched the movie, you should have known that there are countless parallel worlds in the outer world, and the development of each world is different. The outside world is far more complicated than you imagine. Wonderful.

What happened to the Jade Emperor in that world? The Jade Emperor saw the heavenly soldiers and generals in the background, as well as the familiar father and son of the Tota King. He hesitated for a moment and asked.

Your Majesty, I don't know the result either. Li Mu smiled, When I came down, my junior brother was still trapped in that world!

The words fell.

The hearts of the bosses trembled heavily, and their moods sank inexplicably. Sure enough, people in the high-dimensional world can monitor the world below at any time, and resistance is meaningless...

Mother Lishan stretched out her hand and looked at Qi Moyu Pearl in her palm, with a bitter smile on her face. How could I be your master?

Seeing that the MV of Red Boy and Golden Winged Dapeng was coming to an end, Li Mu put away the Qimoyuzhu and looked at the Niu Demon King and his wife again: Do you still blame me? Times have changed, it's time to move on.

Do you dare to blame?

Dare we say a weird word?

If you say a strange word, the immortals and Buddhas all around you won't be able to spare them!

The Bull Demon King and his wife looked at each other with despair, and resigned themselves to their fate. The Bull Demon King put down the iron-mixing rod and said in a hoarse voice, Thank you Wu Tianzun for helping to teach your son.

Princess Iron Fan said with tears: Tianzun, please don't do anything again. I will personally persuade Red Boy. If he doesn't obey, I will die in front of him.

finally.

Princess Iron Fan's persuasion was not used.

After the MV of Torture is completed.

Hong Hai'er's defense was completely broken. After taking one look at Li Mu, he trembled like a quail and lost any tone of resistance.

At the same time, the unruly golden-winged Dapeng broke through the defense. He held Fang Tian's painted halberd. Then he looked at the countless pairs of sympathetic eyes on the opposite side, closed his eyes slumpedly, and put down the pride in his heart: I surrender, don't Hurt Red Boy.”