Dream Master of Realms

Mrs. Bones, please show up and see me.

Mrs. Bones, please show up and see me. The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple have something important to discuss...

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Brother, stop shouting. I checked and there is no one on this mountain.

no one?

Some time ago, I found a cave with undissipated Yin Qi inside. I guess it was the Bone Lady named by Lingshan Buddha.

Scared away?

It may also have been exterminated. I found a lot of variegated dog hair and feces in the mountains. The Lingshan Shadow Buddha must have passed by here and stayed for a short time.

You mean, the white-bone spirit was divided and eaten by the dog spirit? What should we do? Lingshan Buddha named her to find the white-bone lady. We can't return without success! I don't want to be turned into a dog, so I'm confused. , why did Lingshan Buddha ask for a goblin by name?

Brother, let's catch up with Lingshan Shadow Buddha! One is Lingshan Buddha, and the other is Lingshan Shadow Buddha. I always feel that the two of them are connected and have a big conspiracy. The Bone Demon is not necessarily dead.

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Magu Mountain.

Magu looked over and over at the invitation in her hand, with a look of anger on her face: Taoist Priest Qinghui, what does Immortal Zhenyuan mean by this? Are you humiliating me?

If the person who sent the invitation wasn't a disciple of Immortal Zhenyuan, she would have beaten him out long ago.

It has nothing to do with Master. Qinghui Taoist elder blushed, Ma Gu, you see clearly. The blind date conference was held by Lingshan Buddha, but they just borrowed the Taoist temple of Wuzhuang Temple. Please also ask Magu to go with you and help. Just going through the motions.”

Who is the Lingshan Buddha? Magu sneered, The Western Buddha did not preach the sutras, but became a matchmaker? To live up to the Tathagata, he will not let you down. Jin Chanzi did not learn the sutras honestly, so he wanted to practice joyful meditation? With Yuan~Yang Tempting, but really shameless. Taoist Master Qinghui, we are Taoists who believe in being pure and abstaining from desires. How can we care about playing a blind date game with a monk? Brother Taoist, please find someone else! I won't go.

Ma Gu, it's okay to go through the process without going on a blind date. Taoist Priest Qinghui said bitterly, To be honest, I don't want to do this either. It's true that this evildoer has appeared in the world, and even my master can't do anything about him. ! Not only Magu, but also Baihua Fairy, Zigu, and the fairies in heaven were all sent invitations...

What? Magu was dumbfounded and cast her keen eyes on the only unfamiliar name in the invitation, Lingshan Buddha?

Exactly. Li Xiaobai, the Lingshan Buddha, appeared out of nowhere. Although he claims to be a Buddha, he has no Buddhist magical powers. Instead, he has practiced weird magic and can turn people into dogs with just a thought. Not only did it disrupt the Lingshan pilgrimage, but it also disrupted my Wuzhuang Temple.

To be honest with Magu, several of my senior brothers have suffered. It is said that Lingji Bodhisattva, Muzha, the second son of King Tuota, and Lord Kasyapa of Lingshan were all turned into dogs by him. If I don't invite Magu, I'm afraid I won't be able to escape this. Taoist Priest Qinghui said sadly, I know asking Magu for a blind date is difficult, but Li Xiaobai is lawless. I'm afraid he will anger Magu...

Change into a dog? Magu looked stunned, as if she had heard a big joke, What kind of transformation technique can even the emperor Tongshi Tongjun not be able to do? Tell me what happened to Li Xiaobai When he does these things, isn't he afraid of offending the public and causing heaven to send troops to attack?

That's all, Magu wants to hear it, so I'll tell you about Li Xiaobai... Taoist Qinghui let out a long sigh and told Magu everything he knew about Li Xiaobai's self-exaggerated story.

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Yaochi.

Queen Mother Xi threw the invitation to the ground with a wave of her hand: What kind of catastrophe, what kind of transformation into a dog, don't deceive me about such things, for the sake of the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, I won't care about you, and leave quickly...

Don't be upset, Madam, please listen to my explanation. The disciple of Wuzhuang Temple looked humble and smiled bitterly, It's nothing important, how dare I come to disturb Madam's practice. We are really desperate. The ginseng fruit tree of Wuzhuang Temple was destroyed by the Lingshan Mountain. The Buddha used tricks to push him down, so my master had no choice but to go to Lingshan Mountain for help. Lingshan Buddha took the opportunity to seize power and forced our brothers to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuang Temple. If we didn't comply, we would be turned into dogs. So far, there have been Several senior brothers have been killed, and this time I went to heaven just to let my empress make the decision for us.

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moon.

Taiyin Star Lord looked at the invitation and said disdainfully: Has Marshal Tianpeng lost his mind again? Even the Great Immortal Zhenyuan is messing around with him. If he is really matched by him, won't the Three Realms be in chaos? Wait for me to sing. Jade Emperor, I must punish him again, please go, please go, I am not aware of this matter.

Xingjun, Lingshan Buddha is powerful. Taoist Master Guan Tianming of Wuzhuang said, He has forced all the Buddhist scripture-seeking groups appointed by the Buddha to go on the road of blind dates. What else is there to dare to do? My master retreated and even borrowed the Taoist temple I gave it to him. If Mr. Xing refuses, please go down to earth in person and explain to Lingshan Buddha...

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The daughter country.

The world is safe and sound, and I will live up to the Tathagata and live up to you. The king of the Daughter Kingdom softly read Tang Sanzang's declaration of love, his heart was touched, and his eyes gradually brightened, Exalted Immortal, can I know who will attend the blind date conference? ?

Fairy Chang'e from the Moon Palace, princesses from the Eastern countries, fairies from the Heavenly Court, and princesses from the Dragon Palace will probably all participate. The disciple of Wuzhuang Temple who came to deliver the letter said proudly.

Is it such a grand occasion? the King of the Daughter Kingdom murmured, inexplicably feeling inferior, All the people attending the meeting are immortals. Although I am the leader of a country, I am still a mortal. After I go there, I am afraid that I will only be a foil. Let’s go!”

Lingshan Buddha asked your Majesty to come by name. The disciples of Wuzhuangguan also felt that this blind date meeting was very ridiculous, but due to Li Xiaobai's lewd power, they forced themselves to calm down and said, Your Majesty, you'd better go there, maybe it will be convenient To be able to meet the fate of immortality, to reach heaven in one step, and to live a happy and eternal life, wouldn't it be more comfortable than being the king of this country?

Exalted Immortal, how does the holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty look like? The king of the daughter country hesitated for a moment and kissed him shyly.

He is so handsome. The disciple of Wuzhuang Temple thought for a while and said.

As expected, the person who can write such a poem must be both beautiful and talented. The king of the daughter country was overjoyed, but then he made a mistake, Exalted Immortal, I am a mortal, and I am going to Wuzhuang. It’s a long way to go, and when we get there, I’m afraid…”

It doesn't matter. Lingshan Buddha has already thought about it. A disciple of Wuzhuangguan took out the rocket boots removed from the boat from his backpack, These are magic weapon rocket boots. Your Majesty, wearing them, can travel thousands of miles a day. We can reach Wuzhuang Temple today.

Traveling thousands of miles a day? The king of the daughter kingdom looked at the rocket boots and muttered in his heart, Shangxian, is this blind date meeting really organized by the Buddha?

An immortal made a special trip to the Daughter Kingdom. He was eager to invite her on a blind date. He even prepared magic weapons. She always felt that something was not right in this. He must have lied to her!

It has nothing to do with Buddha. He is Lingshan Buddha. He became enlightened through love, and his great wish is that all lovers in the world will eventually get married. The disciple of Wuzhuangguan said, Your Majesty, don't worry too much. If I had selfish motives, I would have used magic to kidnap you away. Okay, why bother talking here. Without further ado, I will teach you how to control the rocket boots first, and you can practice on your own. I also want to go to Pipa Cave in Poison Mountain to find a female goblin...

Female fairy? The queen was stunned and asked, Then the fairy is also a candidate for the blind date conference?

Yes. The Taoist priest from Wuzhuangguan said awkwardly, Your Majesty, for this blind date meeting, Lingshan Buddha has invited all the gods and spirits with surnames in the three realms to truly compete for beauty. Your Majesty, if you like Tang Sanzang, you'd better make preparations in advance. , save the trip, there are probably not a few monsters who want to seize Tang Seng Zhenyang, and there will inevitably be a fight between dragons and tigers.

... The queen was stunned for a long time and then asked, Sir, please hurry up and find the goblin. I asked the imperial chef to hold a banquet. Please tell me the specific matters of this so-called blind date conference. There are many things I am not sure about. Understand, what is the ginseng fruit, and why can the true yang of the golden cicada make people become immortals instantly?

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Pingdingshan.

Li Hailong took the Huangfengling Dog Pack and first deceived the godmother of the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King into one of his own, and then brought the godmother over to trick the two boys.

With the dog pack, Li Hai Longkou Canlianhua, on the grounds that the Shadow Buddha of Lingshan is the secret son of heaven and helps the old man to secretly attack the Buddhist forces, he wants to tie the two boys of the Taishang Laojun to his warship.

While he was cheating, he suddenly heard the disciple of Wuzhuang Temple asking for an audience. Li Hailong was startled at that time, thinking that Immortal Zhenyuan had come to his senses and came to settle accounts with him. He deceived the Zijin Gourd into his hands with a few words and planned to trick the disciples of Wuzhuang Temple. Bundle.

But what he didn't expect was the invitation to Li Xiaobai's blind date conference.

Looking at the gilded invitation in his hand, Li Hailong was stunned at that moment, with a black line on his head, and couldn't help shouting: If you are the one?

What if you are the one? King Jinjiao also saw the content of the invitation, The blind date conference, the gimmick of Jin Chanzi Zhenyang, Shadow Buddha, Lingshan Buddha is such a big deal, does he want to completely break with Tathagata?

Could it be that he was also a chess piece laid out by Daozu? King Yinjiao asked.

Yes. Li Hailong nodded perfunctorily, his heart was surging, and he wished he could fly back immediately and have a big fight with Li Xiaobai.

He collected the monsters on the westbound road and just started to stand up. Li Xiaobai had already raised the banner and held a blind date conference in the Three Realms.

In comparison, his little fight was inconspicuous. He thought that after letting himself go, he would finally be able to defeat Li Xiaobai in doing things, but he didn't expect that he still missed a move.

Li Xiaobai holds a blind date meeting in Wuzhuang Temple, which invisibly ruins his plan.

And when he took away the Bone Demon, he did not cause any difficulties to Li Xiaobai.

As expected of the boss! Li Hailong muttered. After thinking for a moment, he still gave up the idea of ​​making trouble with Li Xiaobai. When he went to the blind date meeting, Li Xiaobai had to turn him into a dog. After all, his physique was too special. .

What? King Golden Horn asked.

Nothing! Li Hailong smiled and told the little demon narrating, Go find the White Bone Demon, let her dress up, and go to Wuzhuang Temple to participate in the blind date conference!

Are we going? King Silver Horn asked, Shadow Buddha, this blind date conference looks very interesting.

I'm not going. Li Hailong glanced at him, The blind date conference stirs up the three realms and will definitely attract everyone's attention. The venue may be chaotic. We just took this opportunity to contact the group of demons and seize the opportunity to kill the heaven and stir up chaos. Let's make some noise so that we can make a name for ourselves.

Shadow Buddha, doesn't Taoist Patriarch mean to suppress Buddhism? Why do you want to kill him in heaven? King Golden Horn asked strangely.

Sound to the east and attack to the west. Li Hailong smiled mysteriously, The original intention of the Taoist ancestors was to suppress Buddhism, but the way of heaven destined Buddhism to flourish, and the Taoist ancestors could not do anything too obvious. Going to heaven to cause trouble can confuse the audience and make the Buddha confused. Who is doing it secretly? Then we turn around and go straight to Lingshan to give Buddha a powerful blow...

I don't quite understand. King Yinjiao scratched his head and said, What does this have to do with making an attack in the east and attacking in the west?

This is Laojun's arrangement, and it has its own profound meaning. Li Hailong glanced at the two innocent boys who had lost their ability to think, and said mysteriously, Perhaps, Daozu wanted to use this to beat the Jade Emperor. After all, , Laojun is the real number one in the world.

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King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn looked at each other in awe.

Shadow Buddha is right, Laojun is the best in the world. King Jinjiao said, In recent years, the Jade Emperor has indeed slighted Laojun a lot, and it is time to give him a beating. Without further ado, we Let’s set out now to contact the monsters on the westward journey, and while the Three Realms are attracted by the blind date conference, we will turn him upside down.”

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Your Majesty, a Lingshan Buddha appeared out of nowhere in the mortal world. He borrowed the Taoist temple of Zhenyuan Immortal to hold a blind date meeting for Jin Chanzi. The invitations were sent to Yaochi. He wanted the fairy from Yaochi to come down to earth and have a blind date... ... After sending away the disciples of Wuzhuang Temple, the Queen Mother of the West went directly to the Jade Emperor to complain, Your Majesty, please investigate this matter thoroughly. It involves Lingshan, Wuzhuang Temple, and even Heaven. I am afraid there is some conspiracy.

The Queen Mother of the West said slowly, what kind of blind date meeting? The Jade Emperor was stunned and asked in surprise.

This is the invitation. Queen Mother Xi handed the invitation to Lux, and Lux ​​respectfully sent the invitation to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor had just opened it and hadn't taken a closer look yet.

Taiyin Star Lord, please see me. Another voice came.

The Jade Emperor's eyebrows trembled: Xuan.

moment.

Taiyin Xingjun hurried over: Your Majesty, something big happened in the world. The Buddhist scripture gathering group appointed by the Buddha was hijacked by an unknown Lingshan Buddha. There was a blind date meeting at Wuzhuang Temple, the Taoist temple of Zhenyuan Immortal. The invitation was sent to Guangzhou Cold Palace. I don’t know what to do, so I came here to report to Your Majesty.”

In the main hall.

Taibai Jinxing, Lishan Old Mother and others looked at each other with different expressions. They were discussing Li Xiaobai's affairs and analyzing the impact, pros and cons of his rise on Heaven and the West.

As a result, I just mentioned the fourth wall, but I still haven’t figured out whether this so-called fourth wall is true or false.

Li Xiaobai got into trouble again, and the speed of getting into trouble was as fast as Sun Houhou's.

I already know about this, Queen Mother of the West, Lord Taiyin Star, you are here just in time. Please find a seat and sit down first. We are discussing this so-called Lingshan Buddha.

The Jade Emperor looked around at the people in the palace and felt a headache.

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaobai would cause such a big thing.

How long had it been before he reached out to the heaven without his consent? If the fourth wall is real, then he is definitely an extraterrestrial demon, and he didn’t take him seriously at all!

The Queen Mother of the West and Lord Taiyin sat down.

The Jade Emperor lowered his head to look at the invitation in his hand and scanned the ten lines at a glance. He couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth a few times. He threw the invitation to Old Mother Lishan and said: Old Mother Lishan, this disciple of yours is indeed very naughty. Everyone, Let's circulate it around and come up with a suitable countermeasure. It's enough for Li Xiaobai and the Buddhists to mess around, but now he has caused trouble in the Heavenly Court, and if his crime is not punished, I, the Lord of the Heavenly Court, will lose face.

While Old Mother Lishan was reading the invitation.

The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment and said to the powerful man beside him: Go and bring Li Jing and the great god of San Tan Haihui...