Draw U.S. dollars live, all my fans are policemen?

"Panda: Where are my bamboo shoots? Where are my bamboo shoots???"

"Anchor, you really hurt your family."

"Fuck, can you still play like this?"

"As a graduate, that's the kind of thing I love to watch."

"Just because you've been drenched in the rain, you're tearing up other people's umbrellas?"

"Anti-fraud anchor? No, it's the sixth anchor."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed at Lin Mo's move.

They didn't expect Lin Mo's so-called method to be so damaging.

Let the children who are not deeply involved in the world take a social class in advance.

However, this is just the beginning.

Under the leadership of Lin Mo, Director Tuo, the principal and others entered one class after another.

The same method has been tried and tested.

When the students heard that the teacher was about to leave, they all pretended to be sad, and after handing in their mobile phones, they were completely sad.

After one round, the students on the entire first floor were numb by this routine.

Director Tuo looked at the nearly two hundred mobile phones, and immediately called the physical education teachers.

The physical education teachers also played a role. Everyone carried a lot of mobile phones in their hands and walked to the Academic Affairs Office with a full load.

When everyone came to the third floor.

Lin Mo looked at the cake that had already melted, and immediately handed it to Teacher Li: "Mr. Li, work hard and share the cake with the teachers in your office. We can't waste food."

After finishing the words, Director Tuo on the side became anxious: "Mr. Lin, this is only the third floor. There are still three floors upstairs that have not been dealt with."

The principal glanced at the tossed cake, thinking that Lin Mo was afraid that the students would notice something, so he said to Lin Mo: "Mr. Lin, if you think the cake will be noticed by the students, then we can Come buy another cake."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Director Tuo followed.

Facing the two people's words, Lin Mo shook his head and explained: "This cake is no longer usable, and the candles are gone, so I plan to use a new method."

"A new method?" Everyone immediately became puzzled when they heard Lin Mo's words.

Lin Mo didn't hide his secrets, he glanced left and right, and then whispered his plan in Director Tuo's ear.

When the plan is spoken.

Director Tuo directly opened his eyes wide, then gave a thumbs up and said in admiration: "Tall, it's simply too high!!!"

Although Lin Mo's voice was low, the principal and the others could hear it clearly.

Therefore, when Director Tuo praised him, the few of them couldn't help shaking their heads in praise.

"Mr. Lin, where did you learn the skill? How can you come up with such a good idea just by opening your mouth?"

Facing everyone's praise, Lin Mo smiled vaguely and did not explain too much.

After having a new method, everyone started to cheat on the third floor.

And let's talk about Lin Mo, in fact, the cake is still usable. It is easy for students to trust others, let alone the teacher.

It's just that he feels that the first method has been used for too long. If only this method is used to deceive all the students, the effect of the program in the live broadcast room will not be so explosive.

For this reason, he deliberately said the second method, the purpose of which is to make the audience have more things to watch.

with that in mind.

Lin Mo started to implement the plan.

On the third floor, at the entrance of Class 1, Grade 2.

Director Tuo walked in first, and then interrupted the teacher who was in class.

"Mr. Zhao, I will delay the class for a while, and I want to inform the students about something."

"Okay, take off the director, tell me." The teacher put down the book and tried his best to cooperate.

Director Tuo also spoke to all the students at this time.

"I just got the notice from the higher-ups that about this year's tuition and miscellaneous fees, the higher-ups are planning to reduce half of the tuition and miscellaneous fees. In order to implement the meaning of the above, the school will refund half of the tuition and miscellaneous fees to all students today."

As soon as the good news came out.

Most of the students in the class looked curious.

At this time, Director Tuo continued: "However, our school has too little cash. We just finished distributing the first-year students, and now we have no cash in hand, and the leader asked us to send the return report to the school within today. , For this reason, we temporarily decided to send it directly to you. Therefore, if you have a mobile phone, please open your WeChat payment code. If you don’t bring it, write down your parents’ Alipay account number. Our teacher is in charge of statistics."

After Director Tuo finished speaking, the eyes of the students who were still curious suddenly lit up.

They never thought that the tuition and miscellaneous fees could be refunded to their own accounts.

If it can be refunded to your own account, as long as you don't say anything, wouldn't you be able to keep the money for yourself?

Thinking of this, most of the students' eyes brightened, as if they had found a way to get rich.

Especially some students who are worrying about having no money to go online, their faces are full of excitement, and their minds have already begun to think about how to hide it from their parents.

"Okay, if you have a mobile phone, take out your mobile phone. I will start scanning the code to pay now. If you don't have a mobile phone, write down your Alipay account number and name on a piece of paper." Director Tuo didn't care what they thought, and said hurriedly, as if Still have to go to the next classroom to deal with things.

When the students saw this, those with mobile phones took out their mobile phones one by one without thinking.

In the process of taking out their mobile phones, several students who did not bring their mobile phones couldn't help asking.

"Teacher, I didn't bring my mobile phone, can I ask my classmates to collect it for me?"

Regarding this question, Director Tuo didn't even think about it, so he could answer it directly!

Hearing that students can collect it on their behalf, those who did not bring their mobile phones were excited.

He hurriedly pulled his deskmate or good friend and said, "Quick, take out your mobile phone and collect some money for me."

During this period, a student felt something was wrong.

He didn't take out his mobile phone like most people, but hid it deliberately.

Only, when he hides.

The classmate next to him was not happy, and he still expected half of the tuition and miscellaneous fees to be refunded, so that he could buy the latest skin at night.

So, without even thinking about it, he directly took out the other party's mobile phone from the schoolbag at the same table, and yelled, "Zhang Zihao, what are you doing? You don't even want this money? Hurry up and unlock it, I'm going to get the money."

"Don't yell, don't yell!!" Zhang Zihao heard his deskmate's words, and immediately wanted to hold him down.

"What are you doing?"

"I suspect there is something wrong here!" Zhang Zihao said with a serious face.

The reason why he had this realization was not because he was so smart, nor was there a flaw in Lin Mo's method.

But his father was a policeman engaged in anti-fraud work.

Under the influence of his father on weekdays, he is much more cautious than ordinary people.

For this reason, after Director Tuo finished speaking, he realized something was wrong.

He didn't think there was any problem with the refund of tuition and miscellaneous fees. In terms of the director and the school's rules and regulations, how could it be possible to refund the money to the students?

If you want to refund, you will also refund to the parents of the students.

In this case, he realized something was wrong.

It's just that he doesn't dare to say anything now, so he just wants to hide his mobile phone secretly and wait and see what happens.

If the director is really sending money, wouldn't it be enough for him to write his account number on Alipay?

On the contrary, if something goes wrong, he just pretends not to know.

With this in mind, he whispered his thoughts to his deskmate.

But the deskmate was a teenager with Internet addiction, he had thought so much, and now he felt that the other party was just too suspicious.

Regardless of what happened, he directly replied: "Zhang Zihao, you are afraid of a fart, can the director make a fool of us? Let me tell you, the limited skin will be gone before six o'clock. If you don’t dare to buy this skin before six o’clock, you can give me your phone and I’ll pick it up, if you get caught, I’ll go home and give you my phone, okay?”

Seeing the reaction of his deskmate, Zhang Zihao shook his head helplessly.

This scene seemed familiar to him. He remembered that his father took him out to play on a rare occasion, but he met a scammer on the road. His father saw the scammer at a glance and caught him on the spot. Instead of helping his father, the victim yelled loudly, He felt that his father was a bad person, a bad person who ruined his fortune.

And the tablemate at this time is exactly the same as the victim, blinded by greed, thinking good people are bad people, and bad people are good people.

"Okay, has everyone pulled out their phones? I'm scanning the code now!!!"

Besides, Director Tuo, after watching most people take out their mobile phones, he also took out their mobile phones, then clicked on WeChat to scan, and spoke to everyone very seriously.

"Look, I'll tell you that you're seriously suspicious!" Zhang Zihao's tablemate said with a smile on his face when he saw that Director Tuo was about to hand out the money.

Zhang Zihao looked at this scene with a frown, he still felt that something was wrong.

Soon, his idea was confirmed.

Almost instantly, Director Tuo said suddenly: "Physical education teacher, assemble!!!!"

All the physical education teachers outside the door rushed in.

Director Tuo didn't waste a second, pointing at the happy students and said, "Give me all the students' mobile phones."

After hearing this, the physical education teacher acted immediately.

In the blink of an eye, all the mobile phones in the class were confiscated.

After collecting it, Director Tuo nodded in satisfaction, and then led everyone away.

After leaving, the students in Class 1, Grade 2 also fully understood that they had been cheated.

Soon, a howl sounded.

"My phone!!!"

"Teacher, don't bring such fun!"

"What about the most basic trust between people?"

"Teacher, don't you teach us to be honest every day? Why are you adults dishonest? Woohoo!"

Faced with the wailing of the students, the teacher patted the table vigorously, and then blocked these people to death with one sentence.

"Being honest is what we teach, but we haven't taught you, don't trust strangers if you have nothing to do???"

student:"????"

When the students were speechless, Zhang Zihao sighed. He had expected this situation a long time ago.

But he didn't panic, because his mobile phone was taken out by the deskmate, and the other party also promised that if something happened, he would use his mobile phone for himself.

Thinking of this, in order to prevent the other party from going back on his word, Zhang Zihao asked directly: "Don't forget what you promised."

"What is it?" The deskmate replied with a guilty conscience.

"Didn't you say that if something happened, you would give me your mobile phone?" Zhang Zihao thought that the other party was going to play tricks, so he was in a hurry!

"Uh oh oh, this matter, no problem!" The deskmate knew that he couldn't hide, so he could only pretend to react.

Seeing that the tablemate didn't mean to be foolish, Zhang Zihao's heart was at ease, but he couldn't help asking: "What brand is your mobile phone? Don't be an ordinary smart phone from a few years ago. It's too hard. "

"Amount." The deskmate fell silent.

"What do you mean? Is it really a mobile phone from a few years ago?" Zhang Zihao panicked.

"It's not a mobile phone from a few years ago, but I just bought it this year," the deskmate replied hesitantly.

"I bought it this year, it's okay, even a thousand yuan machine can be used normally." Zhang Zihao was relieved when he heard that, but he still asked additionally: "What brand?"

"Small"

"Xiaomi?" Zhang Zihao rushed to answer.

The "Little Genius" deskmate lowered his head and answered without daring to meet his eyes.

After Zhang Zihao heard that it was a little genius, he didn't react immediately, and couldn't help muttering: "What is a little genius?"

But just after he finished muttering, he suddenly realized something, looked at his deskmate in horror, and then asked in an unbelievable tone: "Little genius smart watch???"

After the words "Xiaotiancai smart watch" came out, the deskmate buried his head even deeper.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Zihao couldn't hold back anymore.

"Li Chaofeng, you fucking damn it!!!!"

And no matter what the mood of the students is, the mood of Director Tuo and the principal is extremely wonderful.

They didn't expect that a big problem that had plagued the school for many years would be easily solved by Lin Mo at this time.

In order not to delay the schedule of Lin Mo and others, several people also speeded up the time.

However, something that Lin Mo never expected happened.

As they continue to deceive one victim after another.

A large number of teachers suddenly flooded into the live broadcast room.

"The dean of Lincheng No. 1 Middle School entered the live broadcast room."

"The dean of the teaching affairs of Mohai No. 10 Middle School entered the live broadcast room."

"The teaching director of Tianping No. 6 Middle School entered the live broadcast room."

"The dean of Nanchang No. 13 Middle School entered the live broadcast room."

The arrival of these teaching directors is mainly because Lin Mo's deception is so awesome that many teachers who watched the live broadcast directly shared the link to the school teacher group, so that everyone can learn these routines, and go when they catch up imitate it.

After one after another, the academic directors entered the live broadcast room.

The water friends exploded directly.

"Damn it, why are there so many academic directors here?"

"I don't know why, but when I saw the word Dean, my legs felt weak."

"Inexplicable deterrence."

"Dream back to youth."

"Mom, I want to run away!"

For normal people, some professions are destined to be the shadow of most people.

For example, the police, such as doctors, and such as the dean of education.

Therefore, when a large number of academic directors entered the live broadcast room, netizens were immediately afraid.

Even some people who have entered the society still feel panic from the bottom of their hearts when they see the dean.

It was also when many netizens expressed panic.

A netizen with the ID [Brother don't want it, where is it dirty] stood up and spoke.

"Brothers, don't be afraid, we are on the Internet, be afraid of Dean Mao, they can't come to us along the network cable, right?"

As soon as this remark came out, it immediately attracted a large number of netizens to support it.

"No problem."

"Indeed, what are you afraid of now that you're all online?"

"Yes, yes, brothers, don't be afraid!"

After receiving support, this netizen whose ID was not for his brother immediately felt satisfied.

But in the next second.

Suddenly, the dean of Nanchang No. 13 Middle School hit him directly.

@哥哥Don’t, where is it dirty, are you Xu Tao?

After this barrage appeared.

This netizen is dumbfounded.

"Fuck, Director, you can recognize me here?"

"I'm not blind. Is the selfie on your personal homepage dead? Also, it's class time, and you're still watching the live broadcast? I'm going to find you right now!"

Brother don't want it, where is it dirty: "@南昌十三中教授长, come on, what am I afraid of?"

After the conversation between these two people ended.

Netizens couldn't hold back on the spot.

"@哥哥不不, where is it dirty, brother, strong!"

"@哥哥不不, where is it dirty, brother, if you have any last words, just say it."

"I'll just give in to our water friend in the live broadcast room. That's really stubborn, and you still don't admit your mistake with the coffin in front of you, strong!"

"@哥哥不要, where is it dirty, old brother, on this day next year, brother will burn paper for you!"

"@哥哥不要, where is it dirty, brother, you are not afraid of being smashed to pieces, you have to keep your mouth hard in the world!"

"@哥哥Don't, where is it dirty, a man who wants to be strong in his life."

Also when netizens laughed like crazy.

In the third and sixth classes of Nanchang No. 13 Middle School, Xu Tao silently took off his earphones.

The deskmate next to him couldn't help but whispered when he saw this.

"Brother Tao, why are you crying?"

"It's okay, there's a brick in my eye." Xu Tao replied with a pale face.

"Brick?" The deskmate was a little confused.

And Xu Tao didn't answer his question, but instead asked, "I have a question for you."

"What's the matter?"

"How do you write the last words in the suicide note?"

"Why do you ask this?" The deskmate was curious.

"I want to write a suicide note."

"What's wrong with you??? Brother Tao, don't do stupid things, how can I live without you!" The deskmate didn't know what happened, subconsciously thought that something unfortunate happened to Xu Tao.

Xu Tao was not in the mood to answer him, and immediately urged: "Don't ask so many questions, how do you write the legacy?"

The deskmate was silent.

Xu Tao took a deep breath, thinking that the tablemate was still immersed in sadness, and comforted him immediately: "I know you are sad, but this is the last time my brother asked you for a favor, tell me, how to write the legacy!"

"Brother Tao."

"you say!"

"I can't write either"

Xu Tao was stunned: "????"

In the next second, he stood on the commanding heights of morality and sprayed: "What's wrong? You were missed by the nine-year compulsory education? You can't write a last word? Are you worthy of your parents? Are you worthy of the teacher's teachings? ? You really deserve to die!!!"

"Then it's not like you can't, why should you say me!" The deskmate was very unconvinced.

Seeing that the tablemate dared to retort, Xu Tao replied confidently: "What do you compare to me? I am a worthless person, and I am a moth of society!"

Deskmate:"."

When the deskmate was speechless, a voice suddenly came from outside the door.

"Teacher Wan, interrupt the class, Xu Tao, get out!"

The time came to four o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Mo and the others have already deceived the entire Second Division of High School and half of the Senior Three through the second routine.

When he got here, Director Tuo was extremely anxious.

The reason is very simple, it will be the end of get out of class soon, once the end of get out of class, all the students will leave the campus.

And the students in the last six classes will definitely learn about this through communication, and it will be impossible to deceive them when the time comes.

So he wanted to take advantage of the last twenty minutes to solve the problem.

But after careful calculation, he found that there was not enough time at all.

The second method takes an average of more than ten minutes to solve a class.

For this reason, when walking up to the last floor, Director Tuo couldn't help finding Lin Mo with a lick of his face.

"Mr. Lin, do you think there is any more efficient way? Our time is running out."

Lin Mo pretended to ponder for a while about the request from Director Tuo, and then replied: "Yes, there is, but this method is too harmful!"

"It's good to have a way, it doesn't matter if it's damaged or not." Director Tuo didn't care about the damage at all.

In his opinion, as long as the problem can be solved, other things are trivial.

"That's fine."

Seeing that the other party said so, Lin Mo said the third method of the routine student.

After speaking out with this method.

The people present were all shocked.

Everyone looked at Lin Mo's eyes completely changed.

Shocked, Director Tuo couldn't help but said.

"Mr. Lin, fortunately you are on the right track. If you go on the wrong track, I don't think you will live to be eighteen."

Lin Mo: "???????"

Director Tuo realized that he had said something wrong, and immediately changed his words: "I'm just praising you for being awesome."

"Take off the director."

"What's wrong?"

"You boast very well, but I hope you will stop boasting next time."

Lin Mo knew that the other party meant to say that he was a master of deception, but the other party was obviously not a flatterer, so he could only answer with a famous quote on the Internet.

"Hey hey hey" Director Tuo rubbed his hands with embarrassment on his face.

With embarrassment, he also came to Class 3 and 7 of high school.

As soon as he came in, Director Tuo also returned to normal, glanced at the whole class, and then said to everyone: "An urgent notice, there will be a public class tomorrow, probably."

It's halfway through.

Director Tuo stopped suddenly, and then with a grim face, he covered his heart with one hand, and slowly fell to the ground.

After emergencies occur.

Lin Mo also showed a nervous expression and shouted at everyone.

"Hurry up, call 120 for emergency services, the director may be in danger!!"

The voice fell.

How can a stunned student think so much? If you have time, immediately pick up your mobile phone and quickly dial 120.

But the moment they unlocked the phone.

Director Tuo stood up vigorously.

"You, you, you, and you, hand me your phone!"

Another sudden change in painting style stunned the students who were still on the phone.

As for a classmate with a quick hand, a voice came from the phone.

"Hello, emergency center, what can I do?"

Hearing the call from the operator of the emergency center, the classmate was stunned, and answered subconsciously without thinking: "It's all right, I've encountered a scam."

"Scam? Fraud is not managed by our emergency center. You should call 110. If you need it, I will transfer you to 110."

Before the classmate could answer, the physical education teacher rushed up, snatched the classmate's mobile phone, and said to the other end: "Hi, there's nothing to do, I accidentally made a mistake."

After answering, the physical education teacher hung up the phone and left without looking back.

"Physical education teacher, assemble, hand in all their mobile phones to me." Director Tuo knew that time was running out, so he didn't waste time and ordered immediately.

Just when he was directing, he suddenly pointed at three classmates.

"Mr. Jiang, write down the names of these three students, and invite their parents to come to school tomorrow."

Regarding this scene, everyone couldn't help being curious about how they managed to trouble these three people.

Seeing everyone's puzzlement, Director Tuo also cursed and explained.

"When I fell on the ground just now, everyone was calling 120, and these three people took pictures of me with their mobile phones!"

Everyone: "."

After solving this class, there are only five classes left.

Director Tuo is also getting braver and braver, and his acting skills are getting better and better.

In the first class, it took him four minutes to finish it.

In the second class, he only took three minutes.

By the third class, things were settled before they could react.

Soon, everyone came to the last class.

Director Tuo, as always, put on an actor-level performance for the students.

Under his performance, all the students with mobile phones were caught on the spot, and there was no room for struggle.

Seeing this scene, Director Tuo walked up to Lin Mo with a full face of admiration as if he had completed a big event, and said gratefully: "Mr. Lin, thank you, you have helped our school today. Busy!"

in his acknowledgments.

A burst of crying interrupted the conversation between the two.

"woo woo woo woo!"

Following the sound of crying, I saw a boy handing in his mobile phone with great reluctance.

Seeing this, Director Tuo couldn't help asking why the other party was crying.

If the person involved does not answer, he just cries.

Director Tuo set his sights on his deskmate, who, under strong pressure, chose to tell the truth.

"He made the cut."

The director is numb.

Immediately I was out of breath.

But one wave of ups and downs, another wave of ups and downs.

Before finishing dealing with this student, suddenly, a voice came from the back row of the class.

"Teacher, I really have something to do, I can't hand in my phone!!!"

Following the voice, everyone looked around and saw a physical education teacher standing in front of a student in the back row, saying that those who refused to hand in their mobile phones were students.

After the students finished speaking, the physical education teacher said: "No, I don't care what you have, the phone must be handed in!"

"Teacher, I beg you, I really can't hand it in!!!" The student was anxious, his face flushed.

"Are you sure you don't want to hand over your phone? Okay, then I'll call your parents!"

Seeing the teacher who was about to call the parents, the student's psychological defense was directly broken, tears flowed down, and then cried.

"Teacher, I really...really can't hand in the phone, if I hand in the phone, I'm done!"

As soon as the words came out.

Everyone looked at the student.

Among them, Cai Cai was the most sensitive. She felt that there was something wrong with this student in an instant.

[PS: Let me ask with the help of this chapter, do you want me to write a chapter and post a chapter, or do you want to unify the timing at 0.01 at night? 】