Draw U.S. dollars live, all my fans are policemen?
Chapter 87 Calling the police, it was the
"This teacher is so cute. He even counted the money for others after being sold."
"Sooner or later, I will die laughing in this live broadcast room."
"This anchor takes the bamboo shoots. It's fine to fool the teacher to cooperate with him, and he also deceived the teacher by the way."
"I'm already frantically looking forward to what's next."
"To be honest, if I were on the scene, instead of stopping the anchor, I would give the anchor a thumbs up."
Netizens were once again shocked by Lin Mo's miraculous deception.
Even after beating them to death, he didn't expect that in just half an hour, he would actually deceive so many people.
You say that the students are deceived, even the teacher is deceived.
This made the players who wanted to be tough at the beginning directly caught up with flax.
Similarly, because of this incident, many netizens began to discuss it.
During the discussion, a topic came up.
"Even this kind of low-level deception can deceive people, so it's okay for me to do it???"
After these confident remarks came out, many people expressed that they had learned it.
At this moment, they think that if they were themselves, they might be able to deceive them too.
After this topic came up.
The legendary Liu Ye who was lurking in the live broadcast room suddenly spoke.
"What are you sand sculptures thinking???"
"You don't really think you can fuck yourself, do you?"
The bullet screen fell, and the netizens who were still confused and confident before immediately stopped talking.
Ait Sixth Master asked one after another.
"The sixth master is here??"
"Master Six has something to say???"
"Sixth Master, what's your opinion???"
As a well-known intellectual in the live broadcasting industry, his status in the hearts of water friends can be said to be better than understanding brother.
For this reason, everyone also wanted to hear his opinions.
Sixth Master didn't hold back, and said to everyone with a little helplessness.
"Do you think the deception demonstrated by the anchor is very low-level???"
"Hmm!" Netizens answered in unison.
"Do you think it's okay to fuck yourself??"
"Uh-huh!"
"But let me tell you, this matter is really not something I can do and I can do."
"When the anchor demonstrated for the first time, I was still not sure, but now I can tell you responsibly that this anchor has serious problems. You can call him a professional fraudster."
After Liu Ye finished speaking, the netizens froze.
When they saw it, they just thought that Lin Mo was awesome, and they didn't think that he was professional or professional.
Therefore, netizens issued various question marks.
Sixth Master also took advantage of the situation to explain.
"Why am I so sure that the anchor is a professional fraudster?"
"There are three reasons."
"First, he is thoughtful, which is an ability that professional fraudsters must master."
"Before most people enter the school, they never think of the need for security. They must go in and be stopped by the security, and then realize that they have forgotten this. But the anchor immediately, through the identity of the staff of the Cultural Palace, got a The name of the person, and then he deliberately bought a pack of sanitary napkins, so that the security guards forgot to verify the identity."
"Second, he is good at capturing the emotions in others."
"It seems that this scam is very simple, but in fact the biggest reason why this scam can be successful is because of his identity."
"After the identity of the teacher of the Academic Affairs Office was revealed, the students immediately felt fear and panic. At this time, some people may still be able to hold on, but the anchor repeatedly emphasized that he should call his parents. What the students are most afraid of is calling their parents. , When they heard that they were going to call their parents, they no longer had the thinking of normal people. At this time, as long as they handed in their mobile phones, they would be able to avoid calling their parents. Whatever they do, they will do!"
"Third, he designed it carefully."
"Everyone, think about it, what was the first thing he did when he first came to school?"
"Is it a lie???"
"No, he's not lying, he's collecting all the information he can use."
"On the wall of honor just now, I saw with my own eyes that Teacher Li's photo was hung on it, and there were four words written underneath, Intern Teacher."
"After learning that the other party is an intern teacher, he also immediately grasped the intern teacher's weakness when he met the other party's class."
"Recall, did the intern teacher's face panic when she heard the word "regularization"? At that time, she was under fear, and her thinking disappeared."
"As for why you are looking for this intern teacher? The reason is also very simple. The teacher who has been in this school for a long time can tell Lin Mo's true identity at a glance, but the intern teacher is not clear about Lin Mo's identity. After all, she That is to say, after coming to school for a while, even if she has met all the leaders of the school, it is impossible for her to remember everyone's appearance, name, and identity in a short period of time. Therefore, when Lin Mo hates iron and scolds the students, , she preconceived that Lin Mo is the teacher of the Academic Affairs Office."
"So, based on the above three points, do you still think you can do it???"
Accompanied by Liu Ye's comprehensive analysis for everyone.
Netizens were stunned when they heard this.
After about a few minutes, the netizen spoke up.
"I understand, Liu Ye means that we are all sand sculptures!"
"After going around and listening for a while, I heard the words I'm an idiot."
"Master Liu, I know our IQ is not high, but you can't curse people around the corner like this."
"I feel scolded, but there is no proof."
"I can't, I have to watch Pig Man three times, or my brain is not enough."
"Look at Pigman, see bears come and go."
"Naive, I stopped watching bears last month, and now I watch Ultraman Tiga."
In fact, after Liu Ye's analysis, netizens also fully understood.
It's just that what Liu Ye didn't know was.
In this world, it is really difficult for everyone to admit that others are good.
Let them admit that they are sand sculptures, they are willing, but let them admit that Lin Mo is awesome, it is impossible, absolutely impossible! ! ! !
In a word, the heart can be convinced, but the mouth must be firm.
And let's talk about Lin Mo at this time.
Under the applause of the students and Teacher Li's innocent smile, he nodded in satisfaction, and then, like an old man, he carried all the mobile phone bags full of mobile phones behind him, and walked away at a leisurely pace.
Three minutes later, he came to the wall of the school alone.
Seeing that there was no one around, he turned over and climbed the wall and went out.
The wall was not high, even though Lin Mo hadn't practiced any kung fu, he still disappeared from the school in an instant.
The reason why he did this was to carry the demonstration through to the end.
If you don't climb over the wall and leave, someone will definitely say, how can you prove that you have succeeded if you still take things out?
In order to prevent the gangster from appearing, Lin Mo sent the Buddha to the west.
After climbing over the wall, after a while, Lin Mo appeared under the shade of a tree next to the school with a large number of mobile phones.
At this moment, Cai Cai also looked at Lin Mo who came out of the corner in shock.
"How is it?" Lin Mo looked at Cai Cai's shocked expression, and the man's desire to conquer was immediately satisfied.
"I see punishment!!" Cai Cai gave a thumbs up and praised unabashedly.
But before Lin Mo could say anything, Cai Cai took out a silver handcuff from his waist.
"Are you coming by yourself or am I???"
Lin Mo was stunned when he heard Cai Cai's words.
"Hey, that's not right. Didn't I tell you that I'm a model? You're a fool!"
"Hahahaha!!" Cai Cai was actually teasing Lin Mo, but he didn't expect the other party to really believe it.
"Just kidding you."
Hearing the three words teasing you, Lin Mo returned to normal, and then said: "To be honest, I know you are teasing me. If you catch me in, then what you did just now is the behavior of an accomplice. Coupled with your official status, you are knowingly breaking the law, and the crime is aggravated."
After Lin Mo finished speaking.
Netizens looked disdainful.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you really know how to blow!!"
"Anchor, in terms of shamelessness, you are really the originator."
"Anchor, thanks to the fact that you live in modern times, if you were in ancient times, Qin Shihuang wouldn't even have to build the Great Wall, and just use your face to defend against the Huns."
"Damn it, can you stop saying the word Xiongnu? I used to be like you, scolding every day, and then I found out that Nima Xiongnu was actually me?????"
"Pfft, hahahahaha!"
Under the clamor of netizens, Lin Mo did not continue to pretend to be aggressive, but looked at Cai Cai and said, "Officer Cai, it's up to you to solve it!"
"How to solve it?" Cai Cai didn't know how to deal with the aftermath for a while.
"You are a policeman, you take me in directly, and then show the police officer's card, we will go to the principal, and it will be enough to hand over these mobile phones to him."
"Then, if the headmaster knows that we are so boring, wouldn't he want to scold us both to death?" Cai Cai immediately felt a little embarrassed when he heard the plan, after all, it was somewhat immoral.
"It's okay, just listen to me and listen to me!"
Cai Cai leaned against Lin Mo's mouth, and Lin Mo whispered his thoughts to Cai Cai.
It's just that there must be gas between the words, and an itchiness rose from her ears. She subconsciously wanted to pull out, but felt that this behavior was very impolite. For this reason, she could only resist the itching and listened. Finish what Lin Mo said.
A few minutes later, after listening to Lin Mo's plan, Cai Cai couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "Lin Mo."
"What's wrong?"
"I suggest you continue to file a case? I think the filing just now was a bit sloppy!"
Lin Mo's head was full of question marks, but soon he discovered something strange about Cai Cai.
"Why is your face so red?"
"It's hot!" Cai Cai was stunned for a moment, and then gave a very suitable reason in the next second.
"oh!"
The two didn't waste time, discussing the process of explaining later at the school gate.
At the same time, Teacher Li's side.
After class, Teacher Li walked out from the door of the class with a displeased face.
She's in a terrible mood right now.
The bad reason was not because the mobile phone was turned in, but because I was afraid that what happened today would delay my regularization in school.
After all, class discipline is the second most critical thing to test a teacher's performance.
If you don't manage the discipline in the class well, it will definitely be useless in the eyes of the leaders.
With this mood, she naturally looked unhappy.
"Mr. Li, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so bad!" When Teacher Li was in a displeased mood, the female teacher who finished the class next door became curious.
"Teacher Zhang, alas!" Seeing that it was Teacher Zhang in an office, Teacher Li sighed directly.
"What's the matter? Are the students disobedient?" Teacher Zhang asked disapprovingly while holding the book.
"No, yes." Teacher Li was young and wanted to share with others when he encountered something, so he quickly said what happened just now.
"A young teacher from the Academic Affairs Office caught students playing with their mobile phones?"
"No, there are only four teachers in our Academic Affairs Office. The average age is over 40 years old, and the youngest is 39 years old. Where are they young?"
After Mr. Zhang listened to Mr. Li's complaint, he immediately discovered something was wrong.
"Huh?" Teacher Li was confused.
"What's the last name of the teacher in the Academic Affairs Office you saw?" Teacher Zhang's face gradually became serious.
"I, I don't know." Hearing this, Teacher Li suddenly had an ominous omen.
"I don't know? Come with me to the Academic Affairs Office now." Teacher Zhang realized that something had happened, and immediately dragged Teacher Li to the Academic Affairs Office.
When the two of them walked to the second floor, a burst of discussion from the students stopped them.
"Why are you still in the mood to play? How can you get your phone back if you haven't finished writing the guarantee!"
"I'll copy it later. Anyway, the teacher said that I can go to the Academic Affairs Office to get my phone back after I finish writing the guarantee before get out of class today. What are you afraid of?"
This conversation made Teacher Zhang, who had already realized something was wrong, stop in his tracks.
Immediately afterwards, Teacher Zhang came to the students.
"What did you just say? What is the Academic Affairs Office, what is the letter of guarantee, what is the phone back?"
The two students did not expect that their conversation would attract other teachers to ask questions. The next one shrank his neck and lowered his head, not daring to look at the teacher.
"Tell me quickly." Teacher Zhang was a little anxious.
The students were a little scared, and immediately told what happened just now.
After hearing the ins and outs of the matter, Mr. Zhang stood there dumbfounded, and then said: "Something happened, this is not something the teachers of the Academic Affairs Office did. If the teachers of the Academic Affairs Office really took the mobile phone, they will definitely take it away immediately." Call the class teacher, there is no such thing as asking them to write a letter of guarantee to get the phone back."
"Mr. Zhang, what's going on here?" Teacher Li was already in a state of confusion at the moment.
"Ms. Li, you may have met a liar." Teacher Zhang looked at Mr. Li and said these words heavily.
"Cheater??? No" Teacher Li wanted to refute, but now that he thought about it carefully, what happened before was too reasonable.
How can the person in the teaching office ask the teacher to hand over the mobile phone?
In addition, she has seen the teaching office check the mobile phone, but every time a group of people come over, and then search each class one by one, giving people the feeling that they are dealing with work, and they will not be like Lin Mo, who always says to call the parents, Not so serious.
Thinking of this, Teacher Li also realized that he had encountered a liar.
Ten seconds later.
Teacher Zhang picked up the mobile phone, opened the WeChat group of teachers in the school, and then all of Aite.
"@Everyone, teachers, please pay attention. There is a liar in the school. There are already a large number of victims. Please go back to your class and ask if you have seen a person who claims to be a teacher from the Academic Affairs Office, and then confiscate Lots of phones!"
After sending this message.
Many teachers online responded immediately.
"what's the situation?"
"what happened?"
"fraud??"
"How could a liar come to school??"
"Our class, someone in our class said that the mobile phone was turned in!!"
"Our class did the same. Seventeen mobile phones were handed in."
"What happened? Some students in our class also said that they handed in their mobile phones."
When seeing more than one victim, Mr. Zhang felt that something serious was going to happen.
And Teacher Li didn't know why, when she saw that she was not the only victim, she was relieved? ? ?
But she was still flustered and worried.
In this mood, Teacher Zhang brought Teacher Li to the Academic Affairs Office.
At this time, the director of academic affairs was also paying close attention to this matter. After seeing Teacher Zhang coming, he immediately asked about the ins and outs of the matter.
Knowing that the school was flooded with scammers, the dean walked back and forth in the room as if he was facing a formidable enemy.
Seeing this scene, Teacher Zhang asked quickly.
"Take off the director, what should I do?"
When Director Tuo heard this, he immediately raised his hand to give orders.
"Physical education teachers gather!!!"
After the words fell, Mr. Zhang immediately picked up his mobile phone and all the physical education teachers in Aite School.
A group of people also quickly went to the first floor of the teacher's building to gather.
When they were walking downstairs, Lin Mo and Cai Cai also came to the school gate.
As soon as he entered the school, Uncle Zhan Wuzhang picked up the reading glasses that were older than Lin Mo and asked, "Who are you two?"
After asking, he glanced at Lin Mo again: "Eh? Aren't you the parent who went in before?"
"Hello, I'm Cai Cai, a police officer from the Municipal Criminal Police Brigade." Without giving the uncle a chance to think, Cai Cai directly showed his police officer ID, and then reported himself.
"Hello, hello." Huaxia people have a natural affinity for the police. In short, as long as they see the police, they will become very enthusiastic.
"May I ask what the two police officers are doing here?"
"I want to talk to your principal and talk about something." Cai Cai did not explain Lin Mo's identity, but directly stated his purpose.
"Oh, oh, the principal, right? Okay, I'll call the principal now and ask him to pick you up." When the security guard heard that he was looking for the principal, he immediately prepared to notify the principal.
But Cai Cai directly rejected the matter.
"No, we can go find it ourselves, and you can help him to inform him."
"Well, two police officers, the first building on the right side of the school is the teacher's building, and the fifth floor is the principal's office at the end."
After learning the location of the principal's office.
The two also walked into the school.
It's just that I just walked under the teacher's building.
The two of them saw a group of people gathering here.
Among them are a few burly old men.
Seeing these people, Lin Mo and Cai Cai directly ignored them with the mentality of not causing trouble.
But the fact that the two of them don't care doesn't mean that Teacher Li doesn't care.
Originally anxious, she couldn't help but look around.
When she swept to the door, she suddenly frowned.
He stared at Lin Mo intently, and after a few seconds, he saw Lin Mo holding a large number of mobile phones.
Teacher Li is in a hurry.
"It's him!!!"
"It's him!!!"
"it's him!!!!"
"He is a liar who cheated on the phone!!"
After the urgent voice sounded, everyone looked in the direction Teacher Li pointed.
I saw Lin Mo and Cai Cai preparing to walk up the corridor.
"Yeah!!!"
"You two liars are so bold and reckless. You don't know how to restrain yourself after cheating so many mobile phones, and you will continue to cheat."
"Physical education teacher, do it for me, and catch these two liars!!!"
Director Tuo raised his glasses, and with a look of enmity, pointed at Lin Mo and Cai Cai and cursed loudly, without giving them a chance to defend themselves, he let the physical education teacher do it.
In an instant, seven or eight physical education teachers rushed down the mountain like tigers, rushing towards Lin Mo and Cai Cai one by one.
Seeing this, Lin Mo stepped back slightly, and handed over the battlefield to Cai Cai.
For this behavior, Lin Mo did not feel ashamed at all.
Just kidding, there are seven or eight physical education teachers in front of you like wolves and tigers.
I can still fight with ordinary people, with this kind of person? Isn't that the old birthday star eating arsenic and looking for death?
As for Cai Cai? He thought that the other party must have two skills as a criminal policeman, otherwise he would not be able to engage in such a high-risk occupation.
So he didn't blush at all! ! !
Let's talk about Cai Cai.
As Lin Mo said, her fighting power is still good, but she doesn't want to make things big.
Almost as quickly as lightning, he took out his police officer ID and said to everyone in front of him: "Everyone, don't get me wrong, I am a criminal policeman!!!!"
When they took out their criminal police certificates, the physical education teachers were stunned. They stood in place one by one, and then looked at the director.
"It's no wonder you guys can only be physical education teachers. You have well-developed limbs and simple minds. Have you ever seen that policeman cheat children's mobile phones? This is obviously a false certificate!!!!" Director Tuo said in a very intelligent voice. Out of judgment.
Hearing what Director Tuo said, the physical education teachers immediately flattered them.
"The director is still smart!"
"The director is worthy of being the director!!"
"With the director's wisdom, it's a pity not to be the principal!"
To be reasonable, after Director Tuo listened to the flattery of these people, he really wanted to scold their mothers.
If this nima doesn't know how to flatter, don't force it. This is due to the absence of the headmaster. If the headmaster is there, he will definitely be finished.
In order not to let these physical education teachers with well-developed limbs cheat him, Director Tuo said decisively: "Why are you still standing there? Catch the liar!"
The voice fell.
Several physical education teachers immediately assumed a fighting posture.
He rushed over without saying a word.
Seeing that Cai Cai couldn't explain clearly, she simply entered the battle mode.
one time.
The two sides began to wrestle together.
And Cai Cai is worthy of being a criminal police officer.
In the face of this tall and burly physical education teacher, not only is it true, but she is nimble like a rabbit. No matter how the opponent attacks, she can easily defuse them, and then knock them down with one kick and one punch.
Ten minutes.
Seven physical education teachers lay on the ground, howling one by one.
After this scene appeared.
The netizens in the live broadcast room exploded.
"Fuck? Seven strong men can't beat a woman? Shame!"
"Fucking, I finally know that the physical education teacher is really weak and sick."
"It seems that the teacher really didn't lie to me. This physical education teacher was really weak and sick since he was a child."
"This scene reminds me of a piece of news. The student punched a set of military punches and was stabbed more than a dozen times by gangsters."
"Damn, this physical education teacher is really shameful."
"I can't laugh anymore, just ask if you don't understand, is this PE teacher here to make a joke?"
When the netizens laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, Cai Cai also struggled a bit, but she deliberately pretended to be okay and said calmly, "I told you, I'm a criminal police officer, so you have to do it."
However, her words were still not approved by Director Tuo.
"atrocious."
"It's extremely vicious!!"
"In broad daylight, the sky is bright, you actually beat our physical education teacher openly."
"Call the police, call the police!!!"
After finishing speaking, Teacher Li, who was already terrified, quickly picked up someone else's phone and made a call.
As the phone was dialed, Teacher Li said in a crying voice.
"Silver Shrimp, Silver Shrimp!!"
"Comrade police, hurry up and arrest someone!"
Teacher Li is from Canton Province, and she couldn't help speaking Cantonese after being frightened.
Fortunately, the person who answered the call also knew a little bit about Guangpu. Hearing someone blatantly making trouble at school, the operator didn't dare to neglect immediately.
Report to the Criminal Police Brigade immediately.
After receiving the report, the criminal police brigade notified immediately.
"Lock the location of everyone in our bureau and see who is near XX school."
After the order was issued, the technician immediately started to inquire, and a minute later, he replied loudly: "Team Cai is at this school!"
When the leader heard that Cai Cai was here, he was overjoyed.
"What? Team Cai is here? Okay, call her quickly, tell her that there are gangsters here, and let her go to the school to find out the news!"
"Okay!" The technician dialed the phone immediately.
And the teacher downstairs.
After calling the police, Director Tuo also immediately turned into a negotiator, with trembling hands, he said to Cai Cai: "I suggest you turn yourself in, don't hurt the innocent, or you will really have an accident when the police come. "
Cai Cai gave Lin Mo a helpless look.
In the next second, her cell phone rang.
After glancing at the phone number from the bureau, she knew that her location was locked, and it was estimated that the people in the bureau wanted to find herself to deal with this matter.
Thinking of this, she answered the call with a very helpless mood, and also turned on the speakerphone.
"Hello!"
"Captain Cai? I'm Xiao Chen. I have an urgent matter right now."
"Is there a gangster in XX school?" Cai Cai replied weakly.
"Captain Cai? How do you know? Are you here? Then tell me how the scene is like!" The technician was stunned after hearing this.
"Hey, this matter is a misunderstanding. The gangster mentioned by the reporter is me."
"ah?????"
"Well, that's right, I am the gangster in their eyes." Cai Cai repeated his own sentence in order not to make the other party suspect.
It was precisely because of this sentence that the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back completely.
"Pfft ha ha ha ha!!"
"66666"
"66666"
"Unexpected!"
"Didn't expect that!"
"I'm just asking if you're confused or not?"
"Is your little head buzzing?"
"I'm going to die of laughter. After reporting a case, the policeman turned out to be the gangster himself?"
"Famous scene, definitely a famous scene!!"
When the netizens burst into laughter, a bald man walked in at the door.
The man was very curious when he came over.
"What's going on here??"
Everyone looked back, and when they saw the man, everyone except Lin Mo and Cai Cai shouted hello to the principal.
"Take off the director, what happened?" The principal frowned and asked the physical education teacher who had fallen to the ground.
"Catch the liar!" Director Tuo replied subconsciously.
"Did you catch it?" The principal was curious.
"didn't catch"
"Then you call the police!" The principal was furious.
"Reported, but...but" Director Tuo said with tears in his eyes.
"but what?"
"But the one who answers the phone is a liar." Director Tuo choked out such a sentence for a long time.
headmaster:"???????"
[Ask for a monthly pass, don't brag, 30,000 words per day for the first three, 20,000 words per day for the first ten! 】
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