Draw U.S. dollars live, all my fans are policemen?
Chapter 33 Fly all over the country
After listening to the three words of confinement, Lin Mo couldn't hold back for the first time.
"Pfft ha ha ha ha!!!"
The slutty laughter made all the audience unable to hold back.
"6666"
"Brother Peng, you are here to be funny, ahahaha."
“Best of the day!”
"I never expected that she was in confinement."
"Awesome, awesome!"
In the hilarious situation, Xu Peng was in a hurry.
"You guys, you agreed that you wouldn't laugh, why are you laughing again!!"
Facing the angry Xu Peng, Lin Mo smiled and said, "I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it, hahahaha!"
Netizens are also learning in a decent way at this moment.
"I have been professionally trained, of course, I can't help but count it separately."
"I'm sorry, I really can't help it."
"I know it's immoral, but I can't help it."
"Brother Peng, I'm sorry, I take back my previous oath."
Seeing the whole room full of laughter, Xu Peng emo, his mood is very complicated at the moment.
Want to swear but can't swear.
"It's not right, there are nine points that it's not right."
Just when everyone was bursting with laughter, [I'm the bear's boss] who hadn't seen him for a long time walked into the live broadcast room.
When he finished speaking, netizens immediately held back their smiles and asked questions one after another.
"Master Xiong, did you find something wrong?"
"Master Xiong is here?"
"Master Xiong, tell me quickly."
"Everyone be quiet, let Lord Xiong make an important speech."
After seeing He Weihua enter the live broadcast room, Lin Mo pulled him onto the mic without saying a word.
"Weihua, what's wrong?"
Xu Peng knew that his "brother" was notoriously resourceful, so he couldn't help asking curiously: "Third brother, what's wrong?"
He Weihua, who was on the mic, frowned and asked Xu Peng: "If my memory is correct, you should be eighteen years old this year, right? If you are eighteen years old, then your first love must be eighteen years old, right?"
Xu Peng nodded: "Yes!"
Wei Hua continued to ask: "Then let me ask you, what is the family situation of your female classmate?"
"Above average." Xu Peng recalled seriously.
Hearing this, Wei Hua expressed his own analysis: "Since the average is above average and the age is eighteen years old, something is very wrong. Think about it, how can an eighteen-year-old girl be confinement? If it is really confinement, wouldn’t it be that you get married at the age of seventeen? In some remote places, it is not uncommon for girls at the age of sixteen or seventeen to get married, but in cities, this phenomenon is rather strange .”
"Suoga, it makes sense." Xu Peng suddenly realized, and immediately agreed.
"so."
"So what?" Lin Mo and Xu Peng asked in unison.
"So she's probably lying to you."
"Oh, why didn't I think of it." As soon as these words came out, Xu Peng immediately became excited.
And He Weihua's analysis was also recognized by everyone present.
Everyone nodded, thinking that what he said made sense.
"Then I'll ask her now." Xu Peng was a little anxious, and was about to leave after leaving a word.
"Wait a minute." Seeing that he was in such a hurry, He Weihua stopped him immediately.
"What's wrong? Third brother?" Xu Peng was a little puzzled.
"If you go to someone now, they may not tell you the truth." He Weihua expressed his opinion.
"Oh." Xu Peng nodded, agreeing with him, but he quickly continued to ask: "Then what should I do?"
"The method is very simple. You can add her on another account, chat with her, and see if you can find any loopholes." He Weihua thought for a while, and soon came up with an idea.
"That's a good idea." Lin Mo followed suit.
"Okay?" Xu Peng hesitated.
"Is it okay, you'll know if you try it?" He Weihua complained.
"It's easy for Ke Ke to add her. If she asks who I am, how should I answer?"
"Just say that an acquaintance introduced you here, and you want to get to know each other." He Weihua said skillfully.
"OK, I'll try it now." Xu Peng didn't think much, and immediately wanted to try it.
"Wait a moment."
"What's the matter?" Xu Peng asked in confusion.
"Uh, I'm going to talk about business right now. I don't have time to watch the live broadcast. Why don't you stop the wheat and ask me on the spot. If I don't finish eating this melon today, I won't be interested in talking about business." He Weihua said with a smile the reason.
Xu Peng: "."
Xu Peng was very helpless, but he couldn't help the other party to help him with advice, so he had to agree.
Just like that, Xu Peng didn't leave the mic, quickly got a trumpet with his mobile phone, and then added his goddess.
"Hey, added!!"
Just a few minutes after adding, Xu Peng said excitedly.
When this scene appeared, all the attention of netizens was on him, including Lin Mo.
"How do you say?" Everyone asked in unison.
"Just added, she asked me who I am?" Xu Peng replied seriously.
"According to the previous statement." He Weihua said hurriedly, it was obvious that he really wanted to talk about business, otherwise he wouldn't be in such a hurry.
"Okay, third brother." Xu Peng nodded in agreement.
Then there was a sound of tapping on the screen, presumably it was typing.
"It has been sent." Xu Peng reported.
Everyone waits.
Two minutes later, Xu Peng sent another message.
"Brothers, she's back."
"What's wrong?" He Weihua asked anxiously.
"I replied with a very strange sentence." Xu Peng scratched his head and said something that made everyone puzzled.
"What strange words?"
"What did she do?"
"Brother Peng, please don't whet our appetites!!"
"yes!!"
Except for He Weihua, both netizens and Lin Mo became anxious. From their point of view, it would be a great loss for the online literary world if Xu Peng didn't write novels.
And following the inquiries of the netizens, Xu Peng then told the news of the other party's reply.
"She replied: Since it was introduced by an acquaintance, then the old rules, 800 once, 1500 nights, can fly all over the country, and an extra 500 will be added for airborne reimbursement."
"Big Brother, Third Brother, what does this mean???"
When Xu Peng finished speaking.
Lin Mo was stunned, He Weihua was stunned, and most netizens were also stunned at this moment.
Every one of them was dumbfounded.
Everyone was silent, and no one spoke.
"Brother???"
"Third brother????"
Xu Peng didn't realize what was wrong, so he continued to ask.
"Ahhh, I'm urging me to talk about business here, so I'll hang up first." After being questioned again by Xu Peng, He Weihua made a decisive decision to run away.
As He Weihua left, Xu Peng asked Lin Mo again in a puzzled tone.
"Brother, please explain, what does this mean? Why did she ask me for money when she came here?"
Facing Xu Peng's inquiry.
Lin Mo held back for a long time, and then said something.
"Brothers, we are now live broadcasting imitation Song porcelain, please keep your eyes on the table."
Sure enough, Lin Mo started live broadcasting imitation Song porcelain.
To be reasonable, as someone who has experienced it, Lin Mo doesn't want to hit Xu Peng.
He was afraid that Xu Peng would lose hope in love after knowing the truth.
But if he doesn't say it, it doesn't mean that netizens don't say it.
"Brother Peng, just cry if you want to cry, don't hold on."
"Brother Peng, although it's a bit immoral to say it, I still don't want to hide it from you. She may be engaged in Kun's business."
"Fart, Bao Ye must be Kun? What if she is a female webmaster?"
"Your female network administrator pays you one thousand and five nights????"
"Can't you just say a few words? Brother Peng, don't listen to them, your first love is a good girl, she sacrifices herself for others, she is a good person!!"
"You can not love, but please don't hurt."
"Kuns are also patriotic, so don't look at them with colored glasses."
As more and more bullet screens appeared, Xu Peng gradually realized the truth of the matter.
Especially after some naked words appeared, Xu Peng's mentality also exploded.
"impossible!!"
"Absolutely impossible!!"
"She's a good girl."
"She must have a reason for doing this!"
"She must have been forced."
"She's Mahler Gobi, she really deserves to die!!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my love!"
At the end, Xu Peng burst into tears angrily.
This burst of crying made people feel sad when they smelled it, and those who saw it wept.
No, the water friends in the live broadcast room also began to comfort frantically.
"Brother Peng, don't cry. If you are really sad, then you can show her WeChat ID, and brothers can help you vent your anger."
"I support!!"
"Made me so sad, Brother Peng? You must teach this woman a lesson, Brother Peng, send me your address, and I will avenge you now!"
"Brother Peng, I would like to spend 800 yuan to try her authenticity."
"You people are simply insane. Where is your morality? Where is your bottom line? Also, where is her address?"
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