Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

When Xia Di went to the gay-obsessed Great Britain to make trouble, Lu Mingfei was walking on thin ice and under great pressure.

Not to mention that among the five girls present, four were beautiful, three were foodies, two were from foreign countries, and one was a dragon king. The situation of more yin than yang would make anyone feel uncomfortable.

Just to say that the long-legged poster girl with a princess cut who had met him a few times in Japan always looked at him with a very strange look, and she didn't spare any part of his body!

If it weren't for Eriyi guarding him, Xiaolu was worried that Jiude Mai would take him into the small room and carefully check his body... Bah, I really shouldn't have gotten too close to Liu Yuning, my mind has become dirty!

In short, because the three beautiful girls were secretive and refused to reveal their relationship with Xia Di, Lu Mingfei spent the whole afternoon in a very tormented state, and he wished that his senior brother could fly directly to accompany him.

There was no way, because that girl who looked the same age as him but spoke in an old-fashioned way attracted Eri's attention with snacks, drinks, games and two-dimensional topics.

Whenever he tried to join in the conversation, he would be pushed back to his seat by the other party with a look that said "Do you want to eavesdrop on girls' private conversations?"

After finally making it to the evening, the girl who was called "Three No" left first to prepare dinner. Lu Mingfei stared at her back for a while and found that she looked familiar, as if he had seen her somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it when he thought about it carefully.

He was very confused!

"Why are you staring at someone's skirt?" The sofa suddenly sank a few inches, and Lu Mingfei suddenly heard the familiar and teasing voice in his ears.

Turning his head, he saw that Xia Di, who had disappeared for an afternoon, had changed into a decent outfit and sat next to him, crossing his legs like an old man.

"You actually knew to come back? I thought you would leave us behind like before and have fun outside alone!"

"No way, do I look like a parent who likes to drink Forget-me-not milk?" Xia Di sneered, not giving Xiaolu a chance to change the subject:

"Don't interrupt, tell me, why are you staring at her skirt? Have you reached puberty and started to be interested in girls?"

He didn't lower his voice when he said this, and Eri, who was playing games online with Su Enxi next to him, immediately raised her head and squinted at Lu Mingfei without saying a word. Her rosy red eyes reflected the light, and it was as creepy as if the red-eye hunting special effect was added!

Lu Mingfei subconsciously sat up straight, and his voice rose by at least two tones: "I warn you not to talk nonsense, be careful or I'll sue you for defamation!"

"Then tell me, what happened just now?" Xia Di put one hand around his neck, as if he would punish you if you didn't behave.

"I just think she looks familiar, but I can't remember where I've seen her before!" Lu Mingfei argued with his neck stiff.

But before Xia Di could express his opinion, Xia Mi, who was watching a movie with Jiude Mai, complained: "Such an old-fashioned way of chatting up is outdated. Please try a newer one next time."

"Yeah, if you don't know how to do it, you can come to me for advice." Jiude Mai agreed and threw him a wink, just like a bad girl who likes to tease little boys.

Lu Mingfei: "..."

He didn't bother to pay attention to these two guys who were just watching the fun. Anyway, Eri thought he was innocent.

And Eri did not disappoint his trust. After confirming that he had no bad intentions, he lowered his head and played the game again.

Well, actually Su Enxi also wanted to tease Lu Mingfei, but as a financial officer, judging the situation is the most basic requirement, so she didn't say a word after Xia Di appeared, so as not to say the wrong thing and be recorded in his little notebook.

"That's good, I thought you had some improper thoughts about your sister-in-law." Xia Di laughed and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "The princess of the destroyed country, the wandering prince Astra whose hometown was destroyed and captured, doesn't it sound like a good match?"

After he reminded him, Lu Mingfei immediately remembered when he had seen "Three No". It was in Lu Mingze's memory, a beautiful little flower blooming in the wind and snow.

"Not bad, quite a match." Lu Mingfei nodded subconsciously. He was about to say that the sister-in-law chosen by his stinky brother was very good, but he quickly realized that the other person was probably a generation older than him, so it was not good to put on the posture of a brother.

I just muttered in my heart: It is said that men always like eighteen-year-olds, and the little profiteer is even more extreme. In order to prevent the little flower he likes from withering, he directly freezes it at the moment of blooming, so that it will always maintain this youthful appearance and will not age.

I just don’t know if this counts as what Xiao Liu calls loli control.

Thinking of this, he asked quietly: "What about the other two, are they also the little profiteer's thing?"

Although the girl nicknamed potato chips is much inferior to the others present, she can be a class flower in Shilan Middle School, not to mention the long-legged poster girl who is not inferior to others in the international model show.

"That's not the case. These two are still pure subordinates at present, although the rebellious Japanese female college student secretly likes little boys."

"No wonder she keeps staring at me, then I have to stay away from her later." Lu Mingfei didn't hear the double entendre in Xia Di's words at all.

As the saying goes, boys must protect themselves when they go out, especially here in the United States where pedophilia is rampant. They must be more careful about the small balloons handed to them by foreigners (the American version is taking you to see goldfish).

"Ah this..." Seeing this, Xia Di hesitated. She wanted to say whether Xiaoji-san was too narcissistic, but she was worried that Mai Shutoku would not be able to change her target because she fell in love with him, and regarded poor Xiaolu-san as a substitute, so she still nodded. Express approval.

After chatting for a while, Lu Mingfei failed to find out what Xia Di had just done, and Xia Mi couldn't find out whether Xia Di had gone to hook up with the girl again, but the dinner prepared by Ling was already ready.

Although Chinese people are very particular about doing as the Romans do when they are in the country, no one is willing to eat turkey because it is both woody and unpalatable, so Ling still finds an authentic Chinese restaurant to place an order.

Well, even Su Eun-hee nods that it is authentic and wants to spend money to invest in it. There is absolutely no localized Chinese food.

Different from the slightly silent lunch, dinner was much more lively because Xia Di was present. Anyway, everyone had to be teased by him. Xia Mi and Lu Mingfei of the Little Dynamite Bucket did not talk about it. Eri Yi was so angry that he ate two more bowls.

After dinner, Lu Mingfei suggested going out to eat and play in the snow, and Xia Di readily agreed.

However, after walking around the wealthy area twice, beating down two groups of "Night Shadow Assassins" who tried to rob, and meeting several drug addicts and alcoholics who were high and drunk and went crazy on the roadside, he gave up completely. I thought of continuing to wander.

And just when Eriyi put her hands into Lu Mingfei's pocket to keep warm on the grounds that she was in a hurry and forgot to wear gloves, Old Tang, who finally left the sewer avenue under the cover of night, sneezed and sneaked into a A sinister room with rumors of being haunted.

Ever since he heard the voice "Brother, I'm here to find you" in the sewer during the day, Old Tang was in a panic. He really didn't expect that he had sacrificed the entire Wall Street and failed to satisfy the money-greedy man. Only then did he pass Within a month, it caught up with me again.

Now that he is a wanted criminal, Old Tang can no longer go to churches or temples in public, so he can only find a way to deal with it on his own.

Of course, after that night of exorcism that was destined to shine in American history, he also secretly returned to that Chinatown, hoping to find the young Taoist priest who taught him the exorcism ritual and ask about the divine spell that would make people hot. What happened, who was the person who blew up Wall Street, and whether he became the other party's scapegoat, etc.

It's a pity that the young Taoist priest has disappeared long ago, and not even a trace of his existence can be found.

Helpless, he could only endure the bitter consequences.

But today, he spent the whole afternoon in the sewer thinking hard. Finally, when he was about to be soaked in the smell, an idea flashed through him, and he remembered the strategies he saw when he was a child: driving away wolves and devouring tigers, and fighting fire with fire.

Since the money-greedy ghost is so arrogant and unreasonable, with a terrifying appetite, and cannot be driven away using human exorcism methods, he might as well find a haunted house to sleep in for a night, and let two evil ghosts fight for the sake of a living person like him. Ownership fight!

Anyway, he possesses an exorcism spell of unknown origin, so he can wake up when the evil ghosts are fighting. Maybe with luck, he can kill two evil ghosts at the same time, which can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people.

With this idea in mind, he began to look for his favorite target.

Although he is not a paranormal enthusiast, he has worked as a bounty hunter on that meat-and-vegetarian hunting website, so he still knows which places in New York are particularly haunted.

After careful selection, he specially selected the most sinister haunted house. It is said that even teams of police elites had to crawl out on their stomachs when entering.

And just when he climbed over the fence and sneaked into the haunted house quietly, two groups of people focused their attention on him at the same time.

"Russell, what the hell are you doing? You were asked to stop irrelevant people from approaching, but why the hell did someone directly enter the target building? Was it drained by your policewoman girlfriend again last night?!"

Using the night vision goggles, he clearly saw Old Tang's movements into the haunted house. Duke raised the walkie-talkie and gritted his teeth and growled at Russell, who was on guard opposite.

"I just need a magnifying glass to look at it?!" Russell choked back unceremoniously over the intercom: "Also, let me say it again, I am terribly strong. Kara was educated with my stick this morning. I can’t even get out of bed!”

"Ahem, Russell, what I gave you is an aphrodisiac that nourishes yin and nourishes the kidneys. It's not a golden gun." As if he couldn't stand someone's self-bragging, another person joined the call channel.

"Fack, Liao, shut up!"

"Russell, you should shut up. You can't handle even the smallest thing, and you want to get your girlfriend? What a dream!"

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Listening to the increasingly unpleasant content on the walkie-talkie, Fingel, who was hiding in the dark with a gun, finally couldn't bear it and growled: "Shut up, all of you. If you continue to argue about this mission evaluation, I will have Professor Schneider slap them all." Zero points!”

In an instant, everyone in the communication channel fell silent.

Fingel sighed several times after taking down the three unorganized and undisciplined news department heroes.

Originally, he was thinking about taking Eva to travel in the world of two during the summer vacation. Unexpectedly, the old man in Angers saw how useful he was and used him to death. Deadpool captures the fallen hybrid!

It's simply outrageous. He participated in the God-Slaying Operation to eliminate the Dragon King, and yet he even returned to Novice Village to work as a nanny!

"Duke, report the situation of the intruder, whether he broke in intentionally or accidentally."

"It's intentional." Duke answered without any hesitation. "His movements were cautious. He obviously knew there was danger here, and he was also carrying a bag. I suspect that those paranormal enthusiasts who love to commit suicide came to explore the haunted house. ”

"Russell, are there any other suspicious people nearby?"

"No, probably a brave one, breaking into the haunted house alone, my God, it's so brave."

"Brave, what a brave man!" Ajie cursed, "The intrusion of unrelated people into the mission site means that our action plan has to be adjusted. It is impossible to lure the snake out of its hole and take advantage of its unpreparedness. Be prepared for a head-on fight."

The task of arresting the dangerous hybrids was completed by the three of them. Finkel was just on the sidelines. Unless the situation has reached a critical juncture, he would never intervene.

Well, cursing does not count.

The executive commissioner of Kassel College began to formulate a new battle plan. In the notorious haunted house, a thin figure hanging upside down on the ceiling was staring at Old Tang, who was writing and drawing on the ground with a cinnabar, with an indescribable look.

Although he was also a bad guy who broke into a private house and occupied the magpie's nest, he only killed the owner of the house at most, and took him to the bathroom to pretend to commit suicide by cutting his wrists. He did not cause any damage to the house at all, which fully expressed his respect for the US Constitution - citizens' private property is sacred and inviolable!

And in order to prevent others from breaking into this house and offending the soul of the dead owner, he also deliberately made it into a haunted house that everyone would stay away from.

Unexpectedly, these damn Americans seemed to have bags in their brains. They came here in groups to explore after hearing that this was a haunted house. The more injured and unconscious people there were, the more excited they were. The most important thing was that they always liked to come at night, which forced him to even reverse his biological clock!

"Forget it, this place is not for people to stay at all. Let's leave directly after tonight and find the next place to stay." The thin figure sighed, ready to kill this intruder who wantonly destroyed other people's houses and then fly away, and change to another city to continue his irregular hunting.

Just when he lit up his golden eyes and was ready to give the other party an unforgettable memory, he saw the man who was waving red paint and drawing a bunch of messy ghosts on the floor suddenly stopped, ran to the cloakroom to find a clean blanket and spread it on the empty space specially left, and then took the pillow on the sofa and put it on the stall, and just lay down between the ghosts!

On the ground, after doing all the preparations, waiting to lure out the evil ghosts of the haunted house to fight with the greedy ghost, Old Tang nodded with satisfaction, and made up his mind to get rid of the greedy ghost tonight.

If it doesn't work, he will find another haunted house tomorrow. He doesn't believe that he won't meet a fierce ghost who can kill the greedy ghost!

With such a determination to fight to the death, he fell asleep in a harmless posture, looking forward to a good ending tonight.

But before he closed his eyes and went to the bronze city in his dream to tease the greedy ghost, he saw a vague figure on the ceiling, staring at him with a pair of yellow eyes.

Through the little light coming in from the window, you can vaguely see a few sharp claws on the end of the other party's hands.

"Gudu!"

Old Tang looked at the ghost and couldn't help swallowing his saliva. Sweat instantly broke out on his forehead.