Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

"Lu Mingfei, join the track and field team, Shilan Middle School needs you! The country needs you! The world needs you!"

Before Lu Mingfei could finish celebrating, his physical education teacher Shi Yanlei, who was suspected of not being good enough in his horoscopes, had already rushed over, and his voice was so loud that he almost drowned out the broadcast.

Arms as thick as a girl's thighs pressed down on Xiaolu's not-so-broad shoulders. Shi Yanlei's Chinese-character face turned red, and his eyes were feverish as if he was looking at a man who could stand on his fists, run a horse on his arms, and have an eight-pack belly. The most beautiful woman with strong muscles:

"10 seconds 92. A junior high school student who has never been trained ran 10 seconds 92. The hope of the yellow race to break through the ten-second mark is pinned on you!"

He couldn't help but be excited. You must know that the average 100-meter mark for a normal male junior high school student is around 14 seconds, and the men's 100-meter sprint championship time at this year's World Track and Field Championships in Paris was only 10.07 seconds. That is an athlete trained by a nationwide effort. And Lu Mingfei is just a kid who has just entered the first grade of junior high school. If he is given a few more years to develop, why can't he take off directly?

Shi Yanlei said without exaggeration that if Lu Mingfei's results were known today, he would not be surprised if the provincial and national teams came to visit him, let alone the city track and field team. Maybe CCTV would send reporters to interview him.

"No way, is it that exaggerated?" Lu Mingfei's eyes twitched, feeling as if he had done something extraordinary, but he was obviously running away very relaxed!

"Exaggeration, very exaggeration!" Seeing that Lu Mingfei didn't know the importance of the matter, Shi Yanlei explained in a deep voice: "With your results, let alone a junior high school student, even a national first-level athlete would have to politely call you out. No, you are even 0.01 seconds faster than them!”

Looking at the loudly talking crowd nearby and the referees who were checking whether the stopwatch was malfunctioning, Lu Mingfei couldn't help but swallow, feeling that he was really going to become famous this time.

And just when he was wondering whether his daily life would be disrupted by this, a heavenly voice came from the referee: "Hey, there is really something wrong with this stopwatch. Lu Mingfei's score is not accurate." ."

As soon as this statement came out, the crowd that had been extremely noisy just now fell silent, and then fell into even louder discussions.

"Good guy, something could go wrong with such an important timer. Can the equipment be more professional? I almost thought he had awakened speed powers just now."

"I said there might be a problem. Our junior high school's record is only over twelve seconds. How could it be exceeded by so much at once?"

"That's what I said, but I didn't break the record. Han Paopao, who was in second place, had a time of 13 seconds, and Lu Mingfei was still a long way away."

"Did that guy slow down in the second half of the journey?"

Amidst the discussion, Lu Mingfei's true achievements became the focus of everyone's attention.

Shi Yanlei firmly believed that his student's score was within eleven seconds. After all, he was not blind. The distance between Lu Mingfei and Han Paopao was at least fifteen meters when they crossed the line, and the boy named Han in the second half of the race was still doubtful of physical strength. Bu Zhi slowed down.

Among the people present, except for Zhao Menghua and his younger brother who was comforting him that it was never too late for a gentleman to take revenge after ten years, perhaps he was the one who most wanted to see Lu Mingfei's performance eclipse everyone else's.

At this time, Xia Mi and Nono changed their disdain, and their faces were full of gloating expressions such as "pretend something happened, waiting to see the joke", unlike Eri Yi, who only felt sorry for Lu Mingfei, thinking that his If his grades are not good enough, he comforts him gently to keep up his efforts and achieve great results again.

Do it again and it’s time for me to enter the lab!

Lu Mingfei wanted to reach out and pinch Hui Liyi's little face and rub it to make up for today's beauty exercises, but two eyes full of murderous intent and evil aura came from behind her, as if they were about to pierce his body. There are hundreds of holes, and the raised hands can only be put down.

At this time, the arguing referee and physical education teacher over there gave the final result. There was indeed something wrong with the timer, which was 0.1 seconds slower, so Lu Mingfei's score should be 10.82 seconds.

As soon as these words came out, Zhao Menghua, who had been waiting so hard, couldn't help feeling sad and rushed towards the toilet.

This kind of behavior that gives people hope but also makes people despair is really bullying!

And that hateful school director, even the last guy who is flirting with his girlfriend and sister has a commentary. Why doesn't he, the second-to-last handsome guy, deserve a name?

The even more explosive results had not yet caused a sensation. Xia Di had already called on everyone on the radio not to gather near the track and affect the normal progress of the competition. That magnetic voice seemed to have magical power, and it actually restored the noisy crowd to normal. The game can continue.

Yuan Zhisheng and Yuan Zhisheng looked at each other and couldn't help but wonder what it would be like if Herzog, who had controlled the spiritual elements at the time, couldn't think of challenging Xia Di.

"Will he die?"

"He's going to die."

Thanks to Xia Di's helping hand, the record-breaking incident has come to an end for the time being.

The 100-meter final will be held tomorrow. Lu Mingfei doesn't have to worry about shocking the teachers and students in the school. Among them, the only one who is excited about his results is Su Xiaoyan, an ordinary person.

"Mingfei is so awesome, Zihang, you have to work hard too." On the way to the long jump competition venue, Su Xiaoyan held Xia Mi in one hand and cheered Chu Zihang on.

She is a very open-minded mother with a high emotional intelligence. She will not say stupid things like that a senior brother cannot lose to his junior brother. She just asks him to strive to break the record and make Xia Di, who is addicted to procrastination, bleed. .

Lu Mingfei also nodded vigorously beside him. After all, the main purpose of their participation in the school sports meeting was to get the gold coins of Old Xiatou. If Xia Di hadn't followed him, he would have wanted to anonymously replace him and help others break the record.

Just give him the gold coins as a reward.

Not only Chu Zihang, Lu Mingfei also whispered to Eriyi, telling her to try to break all the campus records after entering school, and then buy him a nice little skirt with the money he earned... Bah, he earned money to buy a nice skirt for Eriyi to wear!

And the highly watched Chu Zihang did not disappoint. As a strong rival that boys must unite to defeat, and a handsome and omnipotent male god in the eyes of girls, he naturally broke the record and won the long jump championship.

After the long jump, it was Lu Mingfei's triple jump, Chu Zihang's high jump, and Nuonuo's 100-meter and 400-meter runs.

With Lu Mingfei's experience, everyone was very restrained. While breaking the record, they did not behave too much, and kept the results within the acceptable range for the public.

"Huh~ Being a superhuman is really difficult. If you are not careful, you will appear too different from ordinary people." After finishing the morning competition, Lu Mingfei breathed a sigh of relief.

He was walking on thin ice in this school sports meeting, and he didn't know if he could get through it safely.

Looking at Xia Di who was teasing Eri with snacks next to him, Lu Mingfei thought for a long time but couldn't figure out which immortal to pray to so that old Xia would behave himself and stop playing tricks on him.

He was looking at Xia Di, but he didn't notice that someone was watching him quietly in the distance.

Chen Wenwen, who signed up for the women's 100-meter sprint, originally wanted to shine in front of Xia Di and Lu Mingfei, but unexpectedly they did not stop at all and left directly after the competition. With her emotions fluctuating, she performed abnormally and barely squeezed into the top three of the group, but still missed the qualification for the finals.

Although she was comforted by her classmates, she still felt very sad. If she didn't need to maintain her literary girl persona, she would have wanted to find a place to quietly drop her little pearls.

Maybe someone would be willing to come up and help her lick the little pearls clean.

Unfortunately, Zhao Menghua, whose heart was broken, had no time to pretend to be a caring and warm man to comfort her.

In order to compete with Lu Mingfei, he deliberately chose the same event as him, but failed miserably in the 100-meter run and triple jump. He even sprained his foot due to too much pressure in the last jump. He was directly supported by his younger brothers and sent to the infirmary. It is still unknown whether he can participate in the subsequent competitions and activities.

According to the classmates who went to visit him, he seemed to have suffered too much of a blow. He kept muttering to himself, "Women can only affect the speed of drawing the sword", "I, Zhao Menghua, have never been inferior to others in my life. Today's shame must be repaid double in the future." It is unknown whether he plans to practice the Sunflower Manual and the Exorcist Sword.

There were no games in the afternoon. Seeing that no one was very motivated to exercise, Xia Di took everyone to the auditorium and held a preview.

The auditorium where the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala was held before had been equipped with a giant screen and projector. Xia Di also thoughtfully prepared popcorn and drinks.

Everyone sat separately. Su Xiaoyan held Xia Mi in her left hand and Chu Zihang in her right hand. She was as happy as a delicate and beautiful rose.

The Genji brothers and their respective female relatives sat in the back. They had a hunch that there would definitely be a role for them in the upcoming movie, and it was very likely that they would appear as funny characters.

Comedy master Chaplin once said that comedy comes from tragedy, so if you want to see how heavy the sorrow and sadness they carry, you must first see through the outer layer of funny clothes.

What if you can't see through it?

Then just treat it as a comedy. Anyway, they were indeed fooled by Herzog and Xia Di. If it weren't for the latter's appearance, they might have been fooled to death.

If you want to be polite, don't go to the front row to join in the fun.

Eriyi sat between Nuonuo and Lu Mingfei, and the two parents sat at the two ends. They looked like a harmonious family of five.

Looking at the posters, Lu Mingfei missed his friends who had slayed dragons and saved the world together. Although he had contacted them online these days, he knew that Caesar was trying to become a qualified father, and that Susie's return to normal campus life was fine. The only thing worth mentioning was that her father had changed his job, and it seemed that he was going to be an instructor in some special forces.

Eriyi also missed her elder sister who took care of her in every way. She called Susie to report her learning progress these days.

With a "click", the lights in the auditorium went out, and only the projector was still flashing in the huge space.

Because it was a private screening, there were no disgusting advertisements. As the classic dragon logo appeared, a black and gold swan soon walked to the center of the screen with a step that did not recognize any relatives, and the moment it flapped its wings and flew, it turned into the logo of the producer.

"Dong Dong Dong Dong~" Rhythmic drum beats came from the speakers at the four corners of the auditorium, and then the passionate music sounded, and the name of the movie and the name of the main creative team emerged in the dark curtain.

"Dragon Quest: Dragon Slayer of Japan", the movie name is obviously trying to attract attention. A Japanese national RPG game said that this is a serious infringement, be careful of the lawyer's letter warning.

Leading actors: Tsukuyomi, Sakura of the God's Favor, Eternal Burning Eyes Magician, Domineering Nobleman, Magnetic Field Female Sword Fairy.

Starring: Amaterasu, Susanoo, Hei Buliuqiu almost lost his life...

Friendly guest appearances: Snake Eight Family, Demon Clan, Kassel Academy, Mold.

Photography: Flame Dragon Slayer, Nova

Writer/Director: Dashuaibi who does not want to reveal his name

Special appearances: ▇▇

A series of images flashed by quickly, and the movie officially began.

The first scene of the movie was a big scene, a thrilling racing scene, a female knight with a great figure speeding on the highway, and met a group of arrogant bikers on the way.

Seeing that the plot was about to change from fast and furious to fast and furious, Su Xiaoyan was hesitating whether to cover the eyes of the two children, and suddenly a king heavy truck rushed over with the horn honking.

The big luck was coming, and the bikers who blocked the road tried their best to escape, but in the end they couldn't escape death. After a series of teeth-grinding bone breaking sounds, a Beretta M9 came out of the window of the heavy truck, shot the struggling and wailing bikers in the head one by one, and then drove away, leaving long bloody tire marks along the way.

And the female knight with a good figure stood there as if she was scared silly, with blood splashed on her helmet, slowly sliding down the lens.

"Look, this is the ultimate secret of unlimited fighting." Xia Di turned his head to supplement Lu Mingfei with knowledge points, "Killing people does not necessarily require weapons, sometimes vehicles are more lethal.

A heavy truck like this can smash people into pieces when driving at high speed. If the car is filled with bombs, it can also turn into a self-destructing truck. Of course, this trick is not recommended, as it is easy to get yourself involved."

Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched slightly when he heard this. Forgive him for speaking bluntly. Under normal circumstances, shouldn't this occasion let children pay attention to large trucks on the road?

You look so serious about popularizing science. Could this scene be a real shot?

"That's not the case. There is just a little bit of artistic processing." Xia Di denied that he still loved life when he was a human.

In the movie screen, two bright red blood tracks gradually faded and turned into contrails left by airplanes crossing the night sky.

The roar of the plane engine became lighter and lighter, and the scene switched from the exterior to the interior. A man who looked 70% like Xia Di was reading "Back to the Past and Become a Cat 4" with great interest. Opposite him was a boy who was sleeping with his head tilted and unconscious, and a handsome boy who was doing homework at his desk.

This shameless self-advertising scene made the two loyal readers of "Back to the Cat" present stunned, and then a burst of ecstasy surged in their hearts, which was quite like the feeling of a chicken eating rice and a dog licking noodles, and finally waiting for the rain from God.