Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei
Chapter 405 Auntie plots to suck the old Xiatou Ming Fei Tang poisons Lu Mingze
This was the first time for Nono to come to Xia Di's home. Before that, she had imagined how a mysterious, mysterious and neurotic man like Xia Di would decorate his residence.
Will it be filled with all kinds of weird magic props like Howl's Moving Castle, or maybe it will be like Professor Snape's office filled with bottles and jars filled with weird potions...
She didn't expect that a man with a unique painting style like Xia Di would pursue a luxurious and luxurious life, but she really didn't expect that he would blend in with the crowd so ordinary.
A mid- to low-end community, an ordinary apartment building, and a simple and plain interior. Apart from the half-wall TV, there seems to be nothing more eye-catching.
Well, the people in the room are another matter.
"Hey, long time no see." Xia Di, who was lying on the sofa reading comics, raised his head slightly and said hello to Nuonuo.
"Long time no see? Does it mean that one day is like three autumns apart? If so, maybe I can consider moving here." Nuonuo is a girl full of mobility. As long as Xia Di dares to let go, she will dare to move here today. If you don’t move here, I’ll ask my mother to pack up your belongings and come to your door early tomorrow morning to deliver some warmth.
But after saying this, Xia Di had no reaction. Xia Mi, who was sitting cross-legged on the carpet playing games, suddenly raised his head, squinted slightly and looked at Nono, who was particularly aggressive. His eyes seemed to be looking at a private person who was trying to divide the family property. She gave birth to a girl, and the game controller made a clicking sound when she squeezed it.
Seeing that his teammates who were cooperating to break through the level suddenly stood still and were attacked by monsters, Chu Zihang's hand speed suddenly surged to the extreme. With a fierce operation, the two game characters were both killed.
"As I said, let's wait until we move later. This house is too small now." Xia Di waved the cartoon in her hand, saying that a bigger house was needed to accommodate more and more children.
"It's simple. I'm going to ask my mother to buy a large villa of 500 square meters now." Nono took out the phone and was about to spend the money, but Lu Mingfei stopped him in time:
"Sister, please calm down, this is not how you spend your money."
He was really afraid that if Noonuo called him, Lao Xia Tou would be moving into his newly expanded home.
"Hey, Xiaolu, are you afraid that your sister will miss you?" But he obviously didn't expect that Nuonuo was as good at climbing up the pole as he was, so he just used his nonchalant address to call himself his sister, with a look on his face. He lovingly offered to arrange a big room for him in his new home.
Although it was very desirable to not have to share a bunk bed with Lu Mingze, it would be too naive to bribe him with this condition. At least he must have a top-notch computer and game console.
"Xia Nuo, why are you here now? It's so late." Xia Mi glanced at Lu Mingfei disdainfully, stood up and came to Nuonuo, and began to care about how she would get home later.
Taxis were too expensive and it was not safe to ride alone. Xiaolongnu suggested asking Noonuo’s mother to send someone to pick her up.
As for why she didn't ask Xia Di to send him home, she was afraid that the guy would never come back, and when he came back the next day, he would announce that two new members had joined the big family.
"It's okay. If it's too late to go back, I might as well stay here for one night. It just so happens that I want to stay with Eriki for a little longer." Nuonuo said, and looked at her distant cousin specifically, hoping to seek help from her. respond.
However, after a day of mixed-educated Chinese language classes, Eri's novelty had long since passed. At this time, she was sitting in Xia Mi's seat, holding the handle and curiously studying this exquisite and fantasy-style game. game.
Seeing this, Chu Zihang directly handed the other game controller to Lu Mingfei's hand. He sat next to Xia Di and enjoyed the plastic sisters' rhetorical performance with him.
These two girls obviously only met yesterday, but now they can be very intimate and talk about everything. Sure enough, what my mother said is right, girls are born to be actors.
However, their sinister intentions were quickly noticed by Little Dragon Girl and Little Witch, and they stopped showing off their plastic sisterhood. One went to find Chu Zihang's bad luck, and the other pestered Xia Di to let him show her around the room. It's best to arrange a room for her to stay in. If that doesn't work, he can make a bed for her on the floor.
The six of them were noisy for a while. Just when Lu Mingfei was asking Xia Di to cook because he was hungry, there was a knock on the door.
Chu Zihang was the closest and took the initiative to open the door. At first, he thought it was the private dish that Master Xia ordered before, but it wasn't until he opened the door that he realized that he had overthought it.
Standing outside the door was a middle-aged woman with a round waist and a fat body. I don't know if she has a wider heart when she is fat, but she doesn't look like she can talk easily. The smile on her face is a bit deliberate and formulaic.
Next to her, there was a little fat man with his hair combed like an adult. He was wearing a large black suit and coquettishly matched it with a red bow of the same style as Detective Conan. It seemed a bit inconsistent. At that time, the face that could barely be called naive had the same smile that the second senior brother had when he married Miss Gao, and there was an indescribable greasy feeling.
"Excuse me, who are you looking for?" Chu Zihang met Lu Mingze, but that was more than a month ago. At that time, the little fat man was not so fat, and he did not use foundation to paint himself from a black fat man to a small one. Fatty Bai, he really didn't recognize him for a moment.
Lu Mingze and his mother didn't expect that the person who opened the door would be such a handsome boy with a crazy air-conditioning, and the opening remarks he had prepared were stuck in his throat for a while.
Lu Mingfei, who was taking Eliyi through the level, saw this, paused the game, put down the controller and walked over. He looked at his aunt and his little fat cousin curiously: "What's wrong, aunt, do you have anything to do with Uncle Xia?"
As he spoke, his eyes fell on the plastic bag in her hand, and he immediately understood her purpose. He turned to Xia Di, who was squatting in front of the refrigerator to take out a drink, and shouted: "Uncle, my aunt will bring you souvenirs." ”
"Ah, is there such a good thing?" Xia Di immediately became energetic after hearing this. He came to the door in three steps and two steps at a time. He took the bag containing local specialties from his aunt with an embarrassed look on his face. With three points of surprise, three points of curiosity, three points of embarrassment and one point of displeasure:
"Oh, Aunt Lu, look at you, come as soon as you come and bring any gifts. You won't allow it next time."
"..."x2
The aunt, who had her souvenir taken away without saying a word, looked at her empty hands, and then at Xia Di, whose face was full of joy. Her heart was so heavy in her throat that she was almost depressed to the point of autism. .
Fortunately, she was also a long-tongued woman who had been fighting for a long time. She quickly calmed down her emotions. After saying a few polite words, she glanced curiously into the room: "Hey, Xiaoxia, why is your house so lively today? Is it? Are the relatives’ children coming to play?”
This can be regarded as an introduction. As long as Xia Di nods and says yes, then she can let Lu Mingze join in and tell them about the interesting things that happened during the trip and the scenery they experienced. That is not what Lu Mingfei said. What this guy who only knows how to play games and read comics can say.
However, Xia Di didn't follow the routine. She turned around and looked at the three little girls in the room helplessly, and sighed: "Who says it's not the case? The noise has not stopped all day long, and I am very happy. My face almost froze with laughter. I was so tired and wanted to eat. I really didn’t stop for a moment. "
"You haven't eaten yet?" When the aunt heard this, she immediately remembered the half-pot of black-bone chicken soup and braised pork ribs left at home. She planned to save them for the family's breakfast tomorrow, and they came in handy at this moment:
"Isn't this a coincidence? I was making soup just now and also made some braised pork ribs, just in time for you to try."
"Hey, how can this happen?" Xia Di refused, "I have already ordered food from the hotel and it will be here soon."
"Well, why not, the dishes made in batches in the hotel can't compare with my carefully cooked home-cooked dishes. Just think of it as a thank you gift for our family for taking care of you." The aunt said, seeing that the little fat man was still confused. Without moving, he raised his hand and patted him: "Why don't you go and bring the soup and ribs over for your Uncle Xia and your brothers and sisters to try?"
Lu Mingze weighed between delicious food and beauty for a moment, decisively chose the latter and ran home.
Seeing that Xia Di was still blocking the door with no intention of getting out of the way, her aunt frowned imperceptibly, wondering why she hadn't noticed that Xiao Xia next door was so difficult to deal with before, but when Lu Mingze brought the food later, he would definitely do the same. It's better to turn people away anymore, that would be too rude.
While waiting for the soup, her aunt began to apply eye drops to Xia Di: "By the way, Mingfei hasn't caused you any trouble in the past few days, right?
This child is quite playful. If there is anything I did wrong, I would like to apologize to you, but please don’t take it personally. "
It was a classic part of the palace fight drama, and it was easy to accuse Lu Mingfei. She was sure that no matter how careful Lu Mingfei was, there would definitely be something he didn't do well enough.
Regardless of whether Xia Di noticed or cared about it before, he would definitely think of it after she reminded him like this. Over time, the impression of Lu Mingfei in his heart might be reduced, and it would be impossible for her to let Lu Mingze show off again. Instead, it became Xia Di's favorite.
Unfortunately, she was still too young to have imagined that Lu Mingfei's performance during this trip to Tokyo was remarkable, but that Xia Di was full of misdeeds, fully demonstrating what it means to be irresponsible, unreliable, shady, and have a bad taste.
If we really want to say whose impression score is infinitely lowered, it can only be Xia Di.
So he acted very magnanimously, patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder and praised: "Hey, I can't say that, Mingfei is a great kid. He is brave and responsible along the way, and he speaks nicely. I like him very much. of."
Seeing that Xia Di spoke so highly of her eldest nephew, the corner of her aunt's eyes twitched slightly, and she felt that the shadow area in her heart had increased again.
Just when she was thinking about how to resolve the embarrassment cleverly, Lu Mingze rushed out from the next door with a soup pot, laughing as he walked: "Ah hahaha, here comes the chicken soup~"
"Slow down, why are you running so fast?" Auntie scolded him when she saw this, telling him to take it easy and not spill the chicken soup. It was a precious soup made by her using good herbs.
As she said that, she reached out and pulled Xia Di's strong arm, creating a gap for Lu Mingze to barely pass through. She opened her eyes and said nonsense: "Xiao Xia, you are a writer who sits for a long time without exercising. You have to eat." Order some chicken soup to replenish your appetite.”
Seeing Lu Mingze get in like a gas rat, her aunt felt relieved, turned around and went back to get the braised pork ribs, and planned to use the same method to sneak into Xia Di's house.
What made her dumbfounded was that there were only six or seven braised pork ribs left in half of the pot. There were a few freshly cooked bones and a paper towel piled on the table. If nothing else, it should be That little fat guy did it just now.
"Why can't I be greedy for you?" She scolded angrily, and complained to Lu Gucheng who was washing dishes in the kitchen: "Look at the genes of your Lu family, everyone is so lazy to cook. Without my family's genes, Lu Mingze will sooner or later Gotta be fat as a ball!”
Lu Gucheng, the youngest in the family, sighed helplessly and continued to play dead without saying a word.
"Sorry, Xiaoxia, our old Lu just ate something and the braised spareribs are gone." Auntie came to Xia Di's door with a piece of pork belly and smiled embarrassedly:
"How about this, I'll make you a special Dongpo pork, I guarantee you'll swallow your tongue with the fragrance."
"Thank you for your kindness, but no, the meal I ordered has been delivered." Xia Di pointed to the delivery person who came out from the corner of the stairs, indicating that it was time for dinner, and you can stay wherever you want.
There was no way, Auntie could only regretfully leave, fortunately Lu Mingze successfully infiltrated the enemy, and her mission was considered completed.
Back in Xia Di's house, the fat boy Lu Mingze stood in the living room, watching the two red-haired girls who had amazed him for the whole dinner just now sitting on the floor playing games, and he was extremely excited. What made him even more difficult to control was the black-haired girl next to him who was imparting game experience.
He swore that this girl was prettier than all the girls he had ever seen combined, and the class beauty he had always dreamed of couldn't even compare to her hair.
But no matter whether it was the red-haired or black-haired girl, none of them was willing to keep their eyes on him for even half a second, as if they would explode if they looked at him for one more second.
"It's a beautiful thing to drink more soup, it's not salty or bland, and it tastes great." Lu Mingze muttered, wanting to talk to the three girls, but he was timid and stood still because of the aura of "stay away from strangers".
Lu Mingfei, who was cleaning the table, almost couldn't help laughing out loud. When he thought that he had the same name as the little profiteer, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What are you laughing at?" Lu Mingze was very sensitive to laughter, and turned his head to stare at him suspiciously.
"I remembered something happy." Lu Mingfei frowned and tried to hold back his laughter.
"What happy thing?"
"I kicked Herzog's dog head."
"Puff." After sending away the fat man's mother, Xia Di, who came in with an incubator, couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What are you laughing at?" Lu Mingze felt that he was being targeted, but he couldn't tell the specific reason.
"I also thought of something happy."
"Did you kick Herzog's head?"
"No, your mother found out that you cheated on her. She said she would beat your ass later." Xia Di lied fluently, an old skilled worker.
"Ah?" Lu Mingze panicked when he heard that he was going to be beaten, but soon realized that this was a legitimate reason to stay at Xia Di's house. Suddenly, he was not so panicked, and even felt a little happy for his quick wit.
But this joy did not last long. When Xia Di opened the incubator and served the steaming and fragrant delicacies to the table, the fat boy Lu Mingze began to secrete saliva in his mouth, and he wanted to join them for dinner.
But he just drank two bowls of chicken soup, three bowls of rice, and half a basin of ribs. His stomach capacity was really limited. He was already at the point where he would explode if he ate a little more.
For a foodie, the greatest torture is not being able to watch but not eat, but being unable to eat when there is delicious food in front of him.
In order to avoid being drowned by his own saliva, Lu Mingze cruelly looked away and prepared to play with the huge TV that occupied half of the wall while Xia Di and the others were eating. However, before he could get close to the three girls, two hands like iron clamps pressed his shoulders.
Turning back, I saw Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang holding two bowls of chicken soup in their hands, with a friendly expression on their faces: "Erlang, come and drink the soup."
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