Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

The milky white jeep slowly drove into the community. Sitting in the passenger seat, Xia Mi scanned the surroundings like a queen. She had come here just to eat and drink before, but from today on, this community will be officially assigned to her, the King of the Earth and the Mountain, Jörmungandr, and become one of her habitats.

Therefore, it is necessary to understand the environment and interpersonal relationships in the community to prevent anyone from offending the majesty of Lady Xia Mi.

However, these days, neighbors are used to going out for a walk at night and feeding mosquitoes in the nearby park. Especially today, so many popular things happened. The old men and women in the community gathered together to chat and criticize the current situation like a collective meeting of the intelligence department. There were not many people on the road.

In the back row, Lu Mingfei reluctantly gave up the co-pilot seat in order to prevent Xia Mi from having a chance to do something to Eriyi. At this time, he was whispering bad things about Xiao Longnu in Japanese:

"Don't think that Xiao Xiami is a good child just because she looks cute. This girl has a bad personality. After getting familiar with you, she will snatch your snacks, drinks and remote controls, mess up when you are playing games, and even take away and hide the comics you want to read."

Zhang Wuji's mother said that the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to deceive people. In his social circle, Chen Wenwen, Nuonuo, and Xia Mi are all smarter than each other. A girl as simple and easy to deceive as Eriyi is really rare, and Xia Mi must not be led astray.

Eriyi is a child with a strong possessiveness, which can be guessed from the fact that she puts labels on all her toys. In order to prevent Xia Mi from using sweet words to coax the innocent little witch, Lu Mingfei directly told all the things that Xiao Longnu had done to compete with him, and the resentment mixed in his tone was completely sincere.

While Eri listened, she nodded her head vigorously. Although she didn't know why Xia Mi in Sakura's mouth was a black-bellied elementary school student, she still chose to believe him.

"Of course, I'm not saying this to make you deliberately alienate her, but to prevent her from saying bad things about me to you like now." After all, they are friends who will live under the same roof in the future. Lu Mingfei will naturally not really let the two of them have a gap, and explained the grudge between him and Xiao Xiami again.

It's probably a quarrel between the heirs to the throne.

Just when the three little brats had different thoughts and Xia Di's mouth was almost grinning to his ears, the jeep stopped in front of a residential building.

After getting off the car, Lu Mingfei was about to introduce the situation here to Eri, but Xia Di dragged him to the trunk to move the luggage, and Xia Mi took this opportunity to get close to Eri, her eyes smiling into the shape of crescents.

Although she didn't understand Japanese, she was sure that Lu Mingfei was definitely saying bad things about her just now.

"Hello, let's meet formally. My name is Xia Mi." Xiao Longnu smiled and stretched out her hand, with a harmless face.

She was delayed by various things before and had not had time to improve Eri's favorability. Fortunately, it is not too late now, and she is ready to take it step by step.

Eri did not have the spirit of craftsmanship of the Yamato people. She just reached out and held the soft and delicate hand, and said the Chinese self-introduction that Susie taught her: "Hello, my name is Eri."

She had a little accent, but it didn't matter.

"We will be friends in the future. If you need any help, please don't hesitate." The black-bellied little dragon girl was like a big sister, with a bold attitude.

"よろしくお愿いします (Please give me more advice)." The cute little witch didn't understand, but she could see that the other party was showing her magnanimity and proving her loyalty, and she also slightly like in the cartoons.

Lu Mingfei, who was carrying two large bags on his back, was speechless when he saw this. He told Eri to be careful of Xia Mi along the way, but the two of them shook hands and talked happily while picking up the luggage.

If the situation is allowed to develop freely, then there will be no place for him in this family in the future?

No, if that happens, this family will sooner or later fall apart!

Lu Mingfei glanced at Xia Di, who was watching the show with a happy face, and complained in his heart that old Xia, a weird uncle who favors girls over boys, treated him differently.

Taking the elevator upstairs, the door of his uncle's house was closed and there was no light. It was obvious that the three of them were still traveling abroad and had not returned. Lu Mingfei passed by the door without entering, and followed Xia Di into the familiar home. He put a schoolbag full of textbooks and a schoolbag full of bottles and jars on the table, and flew directly to the sofa like a swallow throwing himself into someone's arms.

Just as he was about to collapse in the familiar corner of the sofa to rest, Lu Mingfei felt something prick his butt. He lifted the soft pillow and found a triangular Rubik's Cube hidden underneath.

Needless to say, it must have been done by Xia Mi. She had set this trap during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Lu Mingfei glared at Xiao Longnu, who had no sense of guilt and followed Xia Di's buttocks, asking him where to sleep tonight. The other party seemed to have noticed something and gave him a sly smile of success.

At this time, Eriyi was attracted by the game room on the other side. Standing at the door, looking at the dazzling array of game equipment and the wall of figurines inside, her eyes were almost full of stars, and she didn't notice Xia Mi's fox tail at all.

After glaring at Xia Mi and indicating "Wait for me", Lu Mingfei got up and walked towards the game room, wanting to introduce it to Eriyi, but he was stunned before he reached the door.

Xia Di's house is a two-bedroom and one-living room apartment, but now there are two more bedrooms, one of which is a Japanese-style wooden sliding door.

"Let's take a look at your future room." Xia Di said, pulling open the wooden door, revealing the spacious but slightly empty living room inside.

There is only a TV, VCR and a few other necessary furniture in the living room. The floor is covered with tatami mats and fluffy blankets. The decoration looks simple and simple. The game controllers and cassettes thrown on the low table have familiar notes on them.

On both sides of the living room, there is an independent bathroom and a bedroom. As expected, this should be the residence of a certain red-haired little witch.

Turning his head to look at Eriyi, whose eyes were firmly fixed on the various play facilities in the game room, he raised his hand and pulled her over: "See you later, Lao Xia... I moved your home here. "

Hearing this, Eriyi's face suddenly showed a look of joy. She quickly walked into the familiar living room, looked at the game cartridges that she had not taken away before running away from home, and then opened the bedroom door to take a look at her collection of dolls. and figures, smiling so hard that even the little tiger teeth are exposed.

She put the Big Bear Knight she had always carried with her on the bedside, then turned on the Big Head TV, connected the game console and inserted the cassette, turned to look at Lu Mingfei, patted the tatami next to her, signaling that she was talking nonsense. Without further ado, here’s an exciting game of The King of Fighters!

When Lu Mingfei saw this, he rolled up his non-existent sleeves and prepared to let Eliyi see the power of the video game King of Fighters. Xiao Xiami next to him made it clear that he did not intend to let him visit her boudoir, and he was too lazy to ask for trouble.

"Humph, you know what's going on." Xia Mi hummed softly, stepping forward and opening her bedroom door lightly, with anticipation on her face, wanting to see what kind of room Xia Di would prepare for her.

Could it be that like Eriki, she dismantled her bedroom and moved it here?

She slept there before moving, and she still slept there after moving. So wouldn't her move to this family have been in vain?

With this in mind, she pressed the switch next to the door, and instantly the entire room was lit up by the glow of incandescent lamps.

Xiao Longnu stood at the door, looking at everything in the bedroom with some confusion.

The room prepared for her was twenty square meters. Facing the door was a set of solid wood tables and chairs, with a pile of world famous books on them. The bookcase next to it was filled with study materials and some comics. Finally, In the center is a copy of "Reject the Love Brain, the Best Love Guide for Teenagers".

In the middle of the room, there is a two-meter-large bed that you can roll around in. There is a sky blue gauze hanging on the bed frame. Sheets, quilts and pillows of the same color lie quietly on the bed, waiting with a naive Rilakkuma doll. The favor of the master.

There is a window at the foot of the bed. When you open the window, you can feel the cool night breeze. If you are worried about mosquito bites, you can close the screen window and turn on the air conditioner. On the other side of the bed is a two-meter-high wardrobe, which is filled with everything. Clothes that complement her figure.

In addition to the school uniforms and daily clothes packed in the suitcase, there are also many beautiful but expensive skirts and other outfits. Someone also specially prepared a full-length mirror for her to make her look good.

"Why are you standing there, are you so moved that you want to drop the little pearl?" Xia Di's mean voice came from behind. Xia Mi suppressed the slight touch in his heart and raised his hand to touch Uncle Xia's arm After punching him in the face, he walked into the room and started spinning happily.

There is an enlarged picture hanging on the wall near the door. A delicate and cute little girl clenched her fists with her hands and stared at a boy with a dark skin and a serious face with a murderous look on her face. There was a smirk next to her. A handsome young man watching a play.

World famous painting: Xiao Xiami is looking for his brother.

The little dragon girl with black lines on her face cast a death gaze at the unscrupulous monster Shu. If she was not given a reasonable explanation, today she would ask Xia Di to see how sharp the dragon's teeth of the King of Earth and Mountain were.

"Then what, this is the portal I prepared for you." Xia Di explained with a smile, "In the future, if you miss your brother, just stand here and silently recite, 'Take a punch from me, Lao Xia', and in the blink of an eye you will Appear before the end of summer.”

"..." Xia Mi raised his small fist and threatened, "Change the spell for me, or I'll punch you now!"

"OK, no problem!" Xia Di snapped her fingers, indicating that the customer's needs must be met: "The spell has been changed to 'Otherwise I'll punch you now'. For the sake of such a good service attitude, please give it a good review. relative."

As soon as he finished speaking, he ran out of the door with a playful smile before the angry little dragon girl rushed towards him with her fists waving.

Looking at the fleeing figure, Xia Mi loosened his raised fist, smoothed his scattered hair, muttered a few words, and then whispered "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Suddenly a head popped out of the door. The guy with a playful smile completely disturbed the excitement that had just brewed in Xia Mi's heart. He raised his fist and chased after him: "Stop, don't run!"

"You come and chase me. I won't run away until I catch you!"

A large group of children and a small one ran past the door. Lu Mingfei glanced distractedly, but Eliyi took the opportunity to clear his health bar with a combo of moves, and loudly accused Eiliyi of not following martial ethics: "It's not fair, let's rematch. !”

The game expert Eriyi looked up with her little face full of contentment. If she said she didn't accept it, she would continue and beat you until you accept it.

The noise and laughter brought life and vitality to the house that had been silent for a few days. The boys, girls and the unreliable uncle jointly built a warm place called home.

…

There was a lot of joy and laughter on the Chinese side, but it was very lively on the Italian side.

The young master who had been missing for several days staged a return of the king. Although there was no wife and daughter living in the kennel, there was a stallion father who opened his eyes to celebrate the safe return of his great son.

Faced with his own father who was disgracing his family by committing adultery in broad daylight, Caesar fully demonstrated his integrity as a filial son. He took out the syringe he had prepared in advance and replaced all the unopened elf-blocking lubricants in the stallion father's room with colorless and odorless chili oil.

Originally, he wanted to gradually increase the intensity of the stallion father from slightly spicy to medium spicy to very spicy and then to very spicy, but the other party's bottom line was too low. After a few simple questions, he threw him aside and called his friends to prepare for a feast. This move undoubtedly completely angered Caesar, and as a filial son, he directly increased the intensity to the maximum.

Later, according to the recollections of the housekeeper of the Gattuso family, on the day when the young master returned, the entire castle halfway up the mountain was reverberating with the screams of the head of the family, Pompey Gattuso: "Ah——!!! Il mio cazzo (my stepson)!!!"

Listening to the screams that spread throughout the castle, Caesar, who was sitting in front of the piano, couldn't help but curl his lips, and his hands quickly danced on the keys, forming a perfect duet with the shrill screams.

"I have never felt such a wonderful scream, please let me accompany you, cheers!"

No one appreciated the scene of the father saying goodbye to his son and laughing. The security personnel in the castle rushed to the room where the head of the family was, and the Gattuso family's private doctor said that he was powerless after arriving, and he had to go to the hospital as soon as possible to save the happiness of the head of the family's lower body.

So the huge sound of the propeller turning also joined the ensemble, and the helicopter roared towards the nearest hospital.

"May God bless your Dick." Caesar retracted his gaze, feeling very happy, ready to pass on this welcome news to Xia Di while it was hot. It is said that he knows a reporter known as the king of Chicago paparazzi, hoping that this matter can further spread the reputation of the Gattuso family.

He looked at the silver-gray metal bracelet on his wrist, and part of the mysterious inscription had turned into gold, about 5%.

Ignoring the secretary who had been waiting outside and wanted him to meet the acting head of the family, that is, his dear uncle Frost, Caesar slowly left the piano room that had returned to peace. His unhurried but majestic posture was like a real king.

Passing through the luxurious corridor full of portraits of the heads of the family, climbing the stairs covered with Persian carpets, and all the way to the highest point of the castle, Caesar looked down at the Gattuso family from a high position, looking at the surging waves, his clear eyes as blue as the sea:

"Please wait a moment, mother."