Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei
Chapter 391 Young man, there is hell ahead
“I am Mingfei’s good neighbor, Zihang’s good teacher, Nono’s preferred adoptive father, little monster’s refuge, the destroyer of aristocratic families, children’s favorite monster, and in addition, I am the nemesis of Bloodmourne. , the founder of the Dragon Group, the Terminator of Tragedy, and the favorite big-mouthed kid..."
Seeing the person in front of him opening his mouth and followed by a series of slurs, Xia Mi almost thought she was watching a cross talk show. Just when she was about to shout to stop, Xia Di held her shoulder down with one hand and exaggerated And the sensational voice said:
"Of course, I'm still your Uncle Xia, the snack supplier, beverage contractor, and negative emotion generator.
Don't worry about whether our relationship will change after this incident, I will always be your first choice for food! "
As he spoke, he gave Xia Mi a thumbs up. When he grinned, his big white teeth seemed to shine, shining so brightly that it was a bit dazzling.
With a speechless expression, he slapped away the miniature flashlight Xia Di was holding in his mouth, and Xia Mi's bright golden eyes stared at the man in front of him unblinkingly:
"So, you are not one of my brothers, nor are you my kind?"
"Of course." Xia Di wanted to say who gave Xiao Longnu the confidence to think that she was her kind, but this hurt the child's self-esteem too much, so she couldn't bear it and could only change her words: "Don't worry, even if you think that on this planet, Even the most powerful ones can’t stand a slap in front of me.”
When he said this, he pointed to the direction of the trash can with his eyes: "That thing is called the holy skeleton. It was left behind when King Bai was executed. It can be resurrected by parasitic dragon blood creatures. This morning I went to the high seas While fishing, I happened to see it pop out of the sea and beat the Japanese half-breed until it cried for its father and mother and almost wiped out the whole army.
Although I didn't want to meddle in other people's business, the noise the guy made scared away all the fish in the nest, so I gave him a slap. I didn't expect that the guy couldn't help but slap him, and he directly performed a big explosion. "
Just in case Xia Ya didn't believe it, he turned on his computer and played a video.
The content is that he slapped Herzog away in the extended version of Deadpool. When the white monster crashed into the ruins of the floating platform and set off a huge wave, it turned into a hundred-meter monster and came back, but was slapped away by him again. picture.
Xia Mi looked at the ridiculously big eight-headed dragon on the computer, then looked at the big hand that pinched his face just now, and swallowed subconsciously.
To be honest, she couldn't believe it, and suspected that Xia Di spent a lot of money to create special effects, but the details of Yamata no Orochi being whipped away were too realistic for her to doubt.
While she was secretly worrying about her not being strong enough, Xia Di was also frowning, wondering if Fingel was planning to give up this year's year-end bonus.
His request was clearly to pull out Herzog's second transformation with one slap, and to beat the Yamata no Orochi to pieces with one slap. The final scene was fixed on Herzog looking up at the sky, doubting his life, and waiting for death.
Now the most important thing is that the clip that made Xiao Longnu feel Uncle Xia's strength has been cut out. Xia Di is very doubtful that Comrade Shufen is planning to switch jobs from him to DC.
Just when he was thinking about whether to increase the strength of Fengel later, Xia Mi suddenly spoke, with a slightly nervous expression: "What about Fenrir, what did you do to him?"
The 100-meter-tall Yamata no Orochi made the majestic king of the earth and mountains a little ashamed, and almost removed the mountain from the title, but in the end, his concern for his brother prevailed, and he was worried that his stupid brother, who was not smart, would accidentally offend Xia. Di, he whipped her hard like a top with a whip.
"What you're saying is, I'm not a heinous bad guy. I can still eat your brother." Xia Di was very dissatisfied with Xiao Longnu's distrust. "Don't you always say that your brother is not in good health? He had to go to the hospital, so I thought about doing an operation to improve his health."
Xia Mi suddenly became nervous when she heard this. She knew Fenrir's situation very well. He was good everywhere except his brain, so...
"You performed a craniotomy on him?!"
Looking at the nervous little dragon girl, Xia Di finally couldn't bear to tease her anymore. The child had been frightened for several days, but it was too much. If the tolerance was built up, there would be less fun in the future.
"Don't worry, it's not a craniotomy, it's an organ separation surgery."
The first half of the sentence made Xia Mi let out a sigh of relief, and the second half of the sentence brought that breath back: "What organ?!"
Because Fenrir had not yet woken up when she found the Nibelungen, she was still unaware of the fact that her idiot brother had merged with the rock wall during his sleep. When she heard Xia Di's words, her heart suddenly rose to her throat, fearing that her brother There are three long and two short.
"Don't worry, the operation was successful." Xia Di still looked like she had everything under control. She took out a photo and placed it in front of Xia Mi: "Fenrir is already a girl. Congratulations, you have a baby. elder sister."
Xia Mi was shocked when he heard this. When he saw the "girl" in the photo who looked somewhat similar to him, with healthy wheat-colored skin, mushroom hair and hairpins, his pupils seemed to change. It was shaking like a six-magnitude earthquake. The CPU in my brain was about to burn out and smoke. At the same time, I was trembling when I spoke: "This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this... Fenrir?!"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible." Xia Mi seemed to be unwilling to accept the reality, "Fenrir is a fool. I taught him for a long time before he learned how to become a human. He has just woken up now and should still be in a state of confusion. How can you transform into a human being without my help if you understand the state of chaos?”
Xia Di raised a finger and said seriously, "Is there a possibility that he is actually a genius?
It's just that you, as a younger sister, are too smart and have planned everything, so that he doesn't have to use his brain at all. Over time, his brain gradually shrinks and is finally occupied by muscles?"
What he said is reasonable and well-founded, and the only shortcoming is that it makes no sense.
But Xia Mi is worthy of being the Dragon King who put all the rare attribute points into wisdom. She quickly realized that Xia Di was teasing her again. This guy's nonsense was exactly the same as when she covered up the fictitious "family".
The golden pupil gradually dimmed and returned to the clear and shiny black. Xia Mi sorted out her mood and pretended to accept the fact: "Then where is my brother...sister now? I want to see her new look."
When she said this, she was really worried that Xia Di would really kill Fenrir to cover up the lie. Fortunately, after getting along with him for these days, she also knew that although this person had a bad personality, he was not the kind of guy who had no bottom line.
Therefore, this was also a test, to test what kind of relationship the two sides should maintain after their identities were exposed.
Is it true as Xia Di said, that she can still act like a child and act wild and naughty?
Xia Di naturally understood her little thoughts, and simply followed her rhythm: "No problem, I'll take you to see her, but I have to arrange it first."
As soon as he finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone in front of Xia Mi and made a call. As a special consultant of the Dragon Group, he booked a gender reassignment surgery at the plastic surgery department of a tertiary hospital in Beijing, which scared Xiao Longnu so much that she pounced on him with her teeth bared.
When he put down the phone, Xiao Longnu, who was hanging on his arm purely by teeth, loosened her teeth and fell to the ground again.
"Okay, no more jokes. I'll take you to see Fenrir later." Xia Di rubbed his saliva on Xia Mi's clothes without leaving any trace. "He has a new name now. Guess what it is."
Based on Xia Mi's understanding of this person, it is likely that he will give him a name with bad taste: "Xia Class, Xia Class, Xia Che, Xia Hail?"
"Eh~ I didn't expect that you, Xiao Mi, have such a big opinion of Fenrir that you would want to give him such a name." Xia Di turned the tables and didn't give Xia Mi a chance to explain: "It seems that I was foresighted to leave him to someone else to take care of, otherwise he would be nicknamed when he goes to school and work in the future. If he is teased for being autistic or having an outburst, As a guardian, it will be very difficult for me to deal with it. "
Xia Mi was tired and didn't want to say anything more: "Oh, yes, yes, it's my fault, so can you tell me the correct answer?"
"His name is Xia Mo."
"What does it mean?"
"If you have to say it, it means that he was awakened from his sleep by me at the end of summer." Xia Di smiled indifferently, "There is no way, Xiao Jiang has limited talent, and he can't come up with a poetic name like "born like a summer flower, blooming to the end."
"What do you mean by "born like a summer flower, blooming to the end?" Xia Mi snorted in dissatisfaction when she heard it. The meaning sounded full of tragedy. She didn't want to be a small flower that withered after blooming.
Even if she wanted to bloom, it would be a towering tree that bloomed, withered and bloomed again.
"Don't say these inexplicable words anymore, take me to see Fenrir!"
"Why go to see, not take him back?" Xia Di looked at Xiao Xiami with a smile.
Xia Mi put her hands on her hips and said confidently: "You said it yourself, you are our guardian, you can't let me, a primary school student, raise Fenrir?"
In ancient times, she and Fenrir were both high and mighty kings, and there was no shortage of slaves who wanted to serve them. Food, clothing, housing and transportation were all arranged clearly, unlike modern society where you have to go fishing in the river to eat some meat.
This skill of climbing up the pole is really amazing. Xia Di secretly thought that if Xiaolu had this ability, he would not have to worry about who would take care of his coffin?
Alas, it can only be said that there is a gap in talent.
Xia Di said nothing more, turned around and pushed open the office door, leading Xia Mi away.
Xiao Longnu was still sorting out her mood, thinking about what to say to her brother who had awakened and turned into a human, whether to apologize for losing him, or to teach him a lesson for running away with strangers without any resistance, and followed Xia Di out of the office door step by step.
However, when she stepped over the boundary between the inside and outside of the door, she heard the laughter of adults and children and the sound of large equipment running, and felt the warmth of the sun shining on her body.
When she looked up again, she found that she was already outdoors, and it was a noisy and crowded amusement park.
Such a sudden change in environment reminded her of the Nibelungen exit she had set up before, but neither the Dragon Group Base nor this amusement park looked like Nibelungen. At least she could not sense the breath of Nibelungen, and she could be sure that the people she met on the road were real people, not Deadpool.
Turning her head, she saw that the office door behind her had indeed become an iron door with a sign for the employee lounge.
"How did you do it?" Xia Mi took two quick steps to Xia Di's side, looking at him sideways, as if to see if he had Doraemon's Anywhere Door: "This is not the kind of transition between reality and illusion like going in and out of Nibelungen. I didn't feel any energy fluctuations."
"Want to learn? I'll teach you." Xia Di raised his hand and made a push-pull motion. "Watch carefully. I will only teach you once. There are three steps in total. You must follow the process strictly.
First, open the door; second, walk out; third, close the door."
Xia Mi: ...
"Forget it, having expectations for you was my biggest mistake." Xiao Longnu also knew that this guy belonged to the Riddler. In TV series, he is the kind of big boss behind the scenes who only reveals his identity and reveals all the conspiracy in the finale. :
"Where is Fenrir? He didn't come to the amusement park alone. Didn't you arrange for someone to take care of him?"
As a girl who is relatively poor in all aspects, Xiao Xiami naturally does not have the spare money to go to the amusement park, so she usually takes advantage of the fact that there are not so many tourists and drives Yanling Mingzhao to have sex and go whore for free. , enjoying human entertainment facilities without spending any money.
His eyes searched the crowd, but found nothing. Xia Mi closed his eyes and sensed, but did not find his brother's aura. He suspected that he was manipulated by the person next to him.
Just when she was about to use her word spirit, Xia Di suddenly pointed to the roller coaster in the distance: "There."
Looking in the direction he pointed, Xia Mi's pupils changed, and he saw clearly the roller coaster speeding on the track in the distance, as well as the boy sitting in the front row who was holding the hand of a human woman and smiling brightly, his expression changed. It instantly became dark.
Xia Mi's anger level skyrocketed when he thought that he had been searching for her in the capital for two days in fear, only to find that Fenrir was following other women around and even calling her sister.
But there was an inhumane guy next to him who was fanning the flames and making trouble. He muttered loudly as if he was afraid she wouldn't hear:
"Tsk, tsk, everyone has their own travel arrangements during the seven-day holiday. Some are traveling abroad and some are visiting the amusement park in the company of their elder sisters. However, it seems that some children are not gregarious. If they are alone, little pearls will fall out of their eyes. ~”
Listening to the noisy words of the man next to him, Xia Mi clenched his fists slightly. When he looked at the cheering figure on the roller coaster, a terrifying murderous aura filled his body.
Xia Mi, as the name suggests, is filled with murderous intent in summer, making people feel bone-chilling in the hot summer. It is really a magical tool to relieve summer heat!
In the distance, the boy who was brought to the highest point of the circular track by the roller coaster suddenly trembled, as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and the hair on his body stood up.
The roller coaster swooped down from a high place with a loud roar, and there were only a few buffering curves left before the end. However, at the end of summer, I felt that what was waiting for me ahead was more than just the end of the roller coaster.
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