Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

"Something's wrong! Something's very wrong! Ninety percent of the time something's wrong!"

The night wind poured in from the broken window, blowing Lu Mingfei's unruly hair into a wild and unruly look. He narrowed his eyes and looked at the scattered corpses of the three fierce ghosts, wondering why there were so many wounds on the wound. There was a layer of black mosaic, and the blood flowing all over the place also turned green in the field of vision.

It was obviously black and red just now!

Although Lu Mingfei had heard rumors before that Japanese people's teeth and blood were black, but he had watched so many cartoons, and of course he knew that the blood of Xiaoli was also red, but his heart was black.

Could it be that I am actually color blind?

Looking at the green blood that was blown by the strong wind and gradually spread on the ground, Lu Mingfei suspected for 0.5 seconds that it was his fault.

It's already long enough. The total battle just now didn't last more than twenty seconds. I suspect that any longer would be blasphemy.

"Old Xia Tou is acting like a monster again." After muttering, Lu Mingfei raised his head and looked at the top of the train. He didn't understand why the previous footsteps disappeared. It stands to reason that there should be someone hiding up there. Could it be that his teammates are too incompetent? The enemy is too strong and the wind is blowing?

Just when he was about to take the property back to its original owner Ganggnir and destroy some public property, Chu Zihang, who had the most heads in the audience and won the MVP, waved his hand at him, indicating that the one on the roof of the car had also been solved.

The eight-point light wheel that came out of the window just now made a big circle in the air, killing all the fierce ghosts who were ambushing on the roof of the car. If nothing unexpected happened, it must have been an accident.

After the words fell, Susie, who had just climbed up from her seat, had just combed her messy hair when she saw several streams of green blood flowing down the window next to her. If she looked at it from another angle, she might have found a palm that was unable to hang down, which was a serious traffic violation. Safety regulations.

"As expected of my senior brother, even though Mount Tai collapsed, his appearance remained unchanged." Lu Mingfei turned around and gave a thumbs up to Chu Zihang. He had underestimated his senior brother's ability. He could kill seven people in a row without changing his expression, and his expression was cold. The title of embryokiller can be awarded in advance.

It's a pity that he killed so quickly that he didn't have time to put it to any use. He just served as a soy sauce and helped attract some firepower, and the sense of participation was too low.

There was a saying that the senior brother was a bit too strong, and he killed the six evil ghosts at will. I hope that next time Lao Xia Tou can strengthen someone in the road. He also wants to kill everyone like the senior brother.

"It's not bad." Chu Zihang looked at the mosaic-marked body, but he actually felt uncomfortable in his heart.

Although on that viaduct, he and his junior brother witnessed Master Xia crushing a group of Deadpools into flesh and mud. Blood and minced meat covered the windshield of the Hummer, and he also personally killed several mutilated ones. Deadpool, but after all, they are just monsters similar to humans. According to Master Xia, there is no legal responsibility for killing them.

But the six...seven people in front of him were different. Even if they had the risk of turning into ghosts, they were still living human beings before that. If he really killed them, and the state of death was so unsightly, even with his character I felt a chill and my stomach was churning.

Fortunately, there was a theatergoer who secretly added a layer of special effects to the nauseating scene. Although the discomfort was present, he suppressed it with his strong will.

"Hey, senior brother, what did you say? I look at the heroes in the world, brother Wei and Ming Fei'er." Lu Mingfei put the gun and knife back into his fourth-dimensional pocket, turned around and patted senior brother on the shoulder:

"Like that bright-headed old thief with a gray beard, although he has supreme power, his heart is as naughty as a child's, so he is not a hero; the German Shufen is highly talented but is trapped by love, so she is not a hero; look at that Aspen again. Terra, you are a little kid who knew better than to report and disturbed others' dreams. You didn't take your brother seriously at all. You are not a hero! The rest of them are just like that little boy Xia Mi. They are doing nothing and why they are worth mentioning."

Let’s stop here for examples. Our social circle is not large, and there are only so many people we can use to make fun of. It would be rude to say any more.

When Chu Zihang heard this, he knew that his junior brother could see the discomfort in his heart, so he said some nonsense here to make him ignore the complicated and unspeakable emotions in his heart.

It was obvious that he himself was not feeling well, his face was so pale, and the hand on his shoulder was still trembling slightly.

Thinking of this, he showed a gentle and jade-like smile, thanking his junior brother for his kindness.

"Oh my god, he's so handsome. Senior brother, you'll be so charming when you smile like this." Lu Mingfei had an exaggerated expression and put his hands in front of his eyes, pretending to resist some irresistible charm. His movements were extremely funny, but he This made Chu Zihang deeply moved.

He is indeed his half-brother!

When Master Xia abdicates, he will definitely clear all obstacles for his junior brother to ascend the throne.

What, Master Xia refuses to retire with honor and be buried in a grand ceremony?

Let’s discuss it later.

The two brothers looked at each other and smiled, causing Susie next to him to hesitate. The girl was really moved by the sudden smile of the beautiful iceberg boy just now, and she was in a daze for a moment. However, girls are indeed more mature than beautiful. At present, I am still paying more attention to the aftermath.

Now all the fierce ghosts that attacked have been killed, but the damage caused during the battle is extremely serious. Look at this car, the seats are broken, the windows are badly damaged, the frame is seriously damaged, and the ground is littered with broken limbs and arms. , the blood flowing from the internal organs was shocking, and the strong smell of rust and fishy smell could not be dispelled even by the roaring wind.

"Well, what should we do now?" Susie pointed to the mess on the ground. The noise caused by the air grenade was too loud just now. Even a sleeping person would be awakened by the violent roar, not to mention the flight attendants who had to maintain order in the car. .

Although she kept her head down and didn't see the scene of the Fierce Ghost kidnapping team being dismembered, just looking at the pools of blood on the ground was enough to imagine how horrifying the murder scene was.

If someone had seen this cruel and bloody scene, I think there would be no other choice for the headlines in Japan tomorrow.

"Don't panic." Lu Mingfei waved his hand, indicating that the mountain people had their own clever plan. They would just move their positions later, and the magical magician would clean them up from head to tail.

Just kidding, if Lao Xia Tou dares to leave the mess to them, then they dare to say that they were abandoned by their families and kidnapped by gangsters. As a result, the kidnappers got into a fight because of the uneven distribution of the spoils and finally died together.

magic?

After catching the keyword, a certain little red head raised, and the game console in his hand suddenly lost its scent.

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With a "pop" sound, Lu Mingfei pushed Eli Yi's head back, opened the Coke he had just thrown on the seat and handed it to Eli Yi: "Hey, there are dirty things here, you will have nightmares if you look at them. "

After turning his hands to suppress the red-haired witch, Lu Tianzun turned his head and looked at the "mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood" on both sides of the aisle. He took out a few black plastic bags from his trouser pockets, tore them open, and spread them on the bodies of the trio whose bodies were relatively intact.

The picture is too exciting. Considering that the two female members of the team have just debuted, it is not like they have been baptized by Deadpool. In order to prevent them from falling asleep due to fainting on the spot, it is better to add a layer of Dark Priest on top of the thin code. Bar.

Lu Mingfei thought carefully, but the bag was about to be covered and the wind kept coming. The Shinkansen train traveling at a speed of 260 kilometers per hour opened a window. Needless to say, how violent the incoming wind was. Lu Mingfei had to endure nausea and use his still warm limbs. Press the corners.

After the black carpet was arranged, Lu Mingfei made a gesture of invitation. Chu Zihang was the first to cross the black carpet and go to the fifth car, followed by Su Qian who carefully poked her head out.

Fortunately, Lu Mingfei had anticipated it and blocked her view in advance, so she did not see the battle settlement screen of the Saw of Light.

After glancing at the blood-stained prop box in confusion, Susie finally chose not to leave it alone. However, when she grabbed the handle and pulled it, she only picked up half of the box.

Obviously, when Chu Zihang violently dealt with the air grenade just now, he accidentally damaged his teammates' props.

Fortunately, there was nothing valuable inside. Miss Susie, the batter, carried her Lake Toya baseball bat across the sea of ​​blood and the mountain of corpses, and accidentally stepped on a soft ball with a little rebound. Something, depending on the feel of the feet, is either the large intestine or the small intestine.

The girl's face turned pale and she almost vomited. She quickly moved forward and away from the crime scene, leaving only two lines of bloody footprints.

"Come on, you can go now." Lu Mingfei waved to Eriyi, who was sipping a drink. The girl with a round head wearing a black beret blinked, holding a Coke in one hand and grabbing the game console in the other. Move carefully on tiptoes.

The gangster's five senses were sharp and she smelled the smell of blood in the air. She turned her head to see the scene without physical additions, but Lu Mingfei pinched her face and straightened her sight, and left one after another.

There is a toilet at the junction of the fifth and sixth carriages, and Chu Zihang has already taken out a mop and is waiting to clean up the bloody footprints left behind.

Cold noodles really have everything in their pocket.

Lu Mingfei suspected that his senior brother had already predicted everything that would happen and had made preparations for it. Damn it, this was a suffocating sense of security.

Again, if he were Xia Mi, senior brother would never escape from his grasp in this life.

It's a pity that Xiao Xiami thinks about competing with him for his father's love all day long.

You don't have any discernment. The person you are fighting for is a cousin who is ruthless and has no moral integrity. The one who is truly rich, generous, handsome and worthy of being entrusted with your whole life is your godbrother!

After taking a look at the heroic Su Qian, except for her facial features, she is better than Xiao Xiami in every aspect. Even in Shilan Middle School, she is one of the top strong women.

How did Mr. Liu say that since ancient times, green plums have never been defeated by the sky?

Someone on the road made a calculation and found that primary school students might be the biggest losers.

congratulations.

The four of them found their seats again in the fifth carriage. Their four heads stared intently at the carriage strewn with corpses, wanting to see how the mastermind behind the scenes used magical magic to erase all traces.

One second passed, two seconds passed, three seconds passed... Five seconds passed, Eliyi and Lu Mingfei suddenly felt some indescribable change in the air. Before they could feel it carefully, , but was surprised to find that the strong wind across the train suddenly disappeared, and the sixth carriage was refreshed to its original appearance.

It looked brand new, with all the damage and blood stains gone.

"This is... the power to smash Varudo!" Lu Mingfei looked horrified, and the feeling just now was unmistakable.

It’s time to stop, Lao Xia Tou added time to stop during the restoration process!

Just now, their time was suspended!

He turned to look at Chu Zihang and saw a confused face. He obviously didn't understand what happened and why everything returned to its original state in the blink of an eye.

Next to him, Eri Yi's little face showed a rare rosy look, her rose-red eyes were filled with sparkle, and the can in her hand was crushed by her, which meant that she still had some sense, otherwise the game console would not be spared either. .

The red-haired girl took the game console and patted it twice on the back of the seat. She threw away the can and stretched out her hand towards Lu Mingfei.

The peach-stealing boy's eyelids twitched, and he took out a tissue and wiped the eldest lady's hands, but to no avail, he still extended his hand in front of him and refused to take it back.

After thinking about it, Lu Mingfei took out a pen and paper and handed it to the girl, wanting to see what this secluded girl had in mind.

Eriyi lived up to her expectations and wrote [The world] on the blank paper.

"Are you too..." Lu Mingfei's face was flushed and he couldn't hide the excitement in his eyes. If it weren't for the fact that men and women are not intimate, he would have grabbed Eli Yi's shoulders and started exchanging radio waves.

The red-haired girl nodded vigorously, and her expression of emotion appeared again on her expressionless little face. She raised her hand to press her beret, lowered her head and held her chest out, stretching out her right index finger. The moonlight shone through the car window. There are some beautiful shadows on the girl's face.

If it weren't for being too cute, it would look exactly like Erashi's expressionless little face.

After checking his eyes, he is the same person as the substitute messenger!

Lu Mingfei took out Ultraman Leo's mask from his pocket and put it on his face, imitating the old Xia's appearance when he had a seizure with a rough voice: "I am a human being! JOJO──!!!"

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The two naive guys suddenly started role-playing, which brought the relatively mature and stable Chu Zihang and Su Qian back to reality from their shock.

Su Qian manually closed her chin that had opened for no apparent reason, and looked at Lu Mingfei, who was constantly changing postures and speaking strange lines, and Eri Yi, who suddenly became very excited. After hesitating for a moment, she moved closer to Chu Zihang. He asked softly: "Um, are they okay?"

The Bingshan boy was silent for 0.2 seconds when he saw this, and shook his head decisively: "It's okay, this should be their way of relieving stress."

He doesn't understand the two-dimensional world, but he can forcefully explain it.

According to scientific research, when a person suffers severe stimulation and emotional upheaval, the adrenaline released by the adrenal medulla will surge, causing the person's heart rate to increase, blood pressure to rise, and the mood to become irritable and irritable, making people feel very uncomfortable.

The effective way to reduce panic, ease emotions, and suppress adrenaline is to divert your attention and find ways to make yourself happy. Junior brother's current actions are very consistent with this method!

Su Qian nodded when she heard this. Seeing Chu Zihang's serious face, she believed it.

Just looking at the silent carriage, doubts arose in the girl's mind: "How come it has been so long and no conductor or other passengers have come to check on the situation? Are they too asleep, or have they been beaten by those people just now..."

Halfway through her words, Susie suddenly didn't know what to say.

Because she didn't understand Japanese, she didn't know what the people in the kidnapping team said, which led Chu Zihang and Lu Mingfei to kill them. When talking about the situation of the other passengers in the carriage, she always felt like they were being encouraged to make amends. He was suspected of wiping out all his fellow passengers with a knife.

No, she is a law-abiding citizen and a good student.

Chu Zihang didn't know what she was thinking, so he took the initiative and said: "The other party came well prepared and dared to do anything unscrupulously on the train. I think they have already subdued the irrelevant personnel. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, they will not kill innocent people and cause any harm." Greater impact.”

The analysis made sense. Susie couldn't help but look sideways: How do you understand so well?