Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

In the turbulent sea current, someone grabbed his shoulders and stopped his momentum. There was only ten centimeters between him and the fishing boat.

Not feeling lucky for a moment to have escaped death, Caesar tried to turn his neck to look back.

The loud noise just now made him feel uneasy, and he urgently wanted to know whether his new orca friend was safe, and also to see who could hold people still in the violent current.

However, the violent seawater suppressed any of his movements. His head seemed to be welded to death and he could not move. His long golden hair surged wildly like the tentacles of a jellyfish and hit the wooden board at the bottom of the fishing boat. If it were not for that hand, he would not be able to move. Pressed firmly in place, at this moment, he had either crashed into the interior of the fishing boat, or been squeezed by the sea water and was unable to move.

Just when he was thinking about whether to grab this life-saving hand and forcefully twist his body, a gentle yet lazy voice, as slow as a sloth, suddenly sounded in his ears:

"Young boy~ Did you drop this golden axe, this silver axe, or this ordinary iron axe that's a little rusty?"

Caesar: (°—°〃)

No matter what the situation is, the ability to stabilize one's figure in the turbulent sea can be attributed to Yan Ling, but talking in the water is a bit too much.

After confirming twice, this sound was ringing in my ears, accompanied by the sound of bubbles breaking due to the violent surge of sea water.

"Who the hell..." In shock, Caesar subconsciously opened his mouth and wanted to speak. Unsurprisingly, he was given a mouthful of water. He almost choked himself after hesitating.

Fortunately, the person pressing his shoulder always had perfect scores in reading comprehension, and he still said in that lazy and gentle voice:

"Don't be afraid, I am the river god and I mean no harm."

These words were full of criticism, and Caesar didn't know where to start.

Not to mention that he only had a surfboard except for his clothes, and he didn't carry any sharp weapons such as an axe. There was a vast ocean here. When would it be the river god's turn to be on duty?

But even if Poseidon goes to have a tryst with his lovers again, there are other sea gods in charge of the sea, so where will it be your turn as a little river god to perform on the stage?

When Caesar was a child, his enlightenment reading was "Aesop's Fables", so he naturally knew the story of the River God and the gold and silver axe. Although in some rumors, the River God was actually the god of commerce, travelers, thieves and livestock in ancient Greek mythology. ——The incarnation of Hermes. Both are the twelve main gods of Olympus. There is no distinction between superior and inferior. But if you do this on someone else's home court, you are destroying the place openly. Be careful of Poseidon climbing over the wall at night to find trouble. Wife.

What, Hermes doesn’t have an official wife?

That's okay.

"Young boy, I always feel that you are thinking about something very rude~" The river god's voice was a little confused, and he couldn't help but tighten his grip on Caesar's hand, forcing the blond boy to press it down. Get rid of the messy thoughts in my heart.

Suddenly, Caesar's huddled body was turned 180 degrees by the big hands on his shoulders.

At this time, the seabed was blocked by countless fine bubbles due to the turbulent waves. He could not see the killer whales in the distance and could only let his eyes fall on the person in front of him.

Unexpectedly, the man who calls himself River God has an Asian face. He is wearing the long black trench coat and black suit that Keanu Reeves wore in the movie The Matrix. In addition to holding three handles in his hands, Apart from having axes of different colors instead of submachine guns, the only thing missing from Neo the savior is wearing a pair of sunglasses on his face.

"Are all the gods so fashionable these days?" Caesar couldn't help but complain in his heart. Knowing the nature of the world, he didn't think that there really were gods on this planet. The existences recorded as gods by humans in ancient times were just mere existences. Just the dragon clan.

Just like the guy in front of him, even though he didn't ignite his golden eyes and exude the majesty of being a dragon, Caesar could still tell at a glance that he was not a human. After all, how could anyone stand firm on such a big wave, and his hair and windbreaker were not messed up!

"Young man~ Times are developing and society is progressing. Gods can't bare their breasts like before. They can only walk around in a hip-covering skirt and leggings. If you intentionally expose your body in public places, you can be punished for not less than 5 days but not more than 10 days. For detention, please learn about the "Public Security Management Punishment Law."

Xia Di pinched Caesar's shoulder and signaled the young man not to make a fuss. He just put on some hairspray. The Chinese national football team played on the court for 90 minutes without messing up his hair. How could he be?

"Okay, don't interrupt first, and quickly choose one. Which of these three axes did you drop?"

Xia Di, who put away her playful smile and disguised herself as the River God, put on a serious expression and handed the gold, silver and black ax to Caesar. At the same time, she loosened his shoulders and buckled a goldfish bowl-style breathing helmet, which made Caesar feel suffocated. The red-faced boy gasped for air.

All three were short-handled logging axes with ordinary shapes. Caesar replied without hesitation: "What I dropped was not an axe, what I dropped was a surfboard."

Although he didn't understand what this dragon disguised as a human was up to, it seemed that he had no intention of harming himself, so he was willing to play this childish role-playing game with him.

"Very good, you are an honest child." Xia Di was greatly pleased when he heard this. He held the three axes with his right hand and squeezed them into countless scattered three-color light spots under the stunned gaze of the golden-haired boy. .

A solemn and sacred aria sounded on the bottom of the sea. Caesar's field of vision was covered by golden and blue light. After a few seconds, the light that occupied the entire field of vision gradually shrank, and finally turned into a long beam of light in the hands of the river god.

Xia Di blew into the light pillar, blowing away the light spots lingering in her hands and at the same time blowing away the thick seawater behind Caesar. With all the blowing, the sea water became more violent and turbulent, and the already shaking fishing boat flew out in a spin as if it was hit by a top, leaving countless wreckage along the way.

Feeling the tremor coming from behind, Caesar's eyelids jumped, and his heart kept beating like thousands of Australian kangaroos. He couldn't suppress the feeling that seemed to be about to jump out despite the strong pectoralis major muscles and the sea water. The sound of heartbeat in chest.

The light dissipated, and Xia Di held a gold, silver, and black stick made of unknown metal in her hand, with a pleased smile on her face: "Don't give up when you are in danger, never abandon your companions when they are in danger, and don't hesitate in the face of temptation. Congratulations, You successfully passed the three tests of Poseidon - the adventure of the brave, the trial of the brave, and the belief of the brave!"

Caesar's face was full of questions when he heard this. He suspected that the water from the waves had entered the brain from the ears. What about the three tests of Poseidon, about the adventures, trials and beliefs of brave men? Why couldn't he understand what this man was talking about?

Do these three things have anything to do with his experience today?

And aren’t you a river god? Why are you presiding over the Poseidon Third Exam?

But it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand, Xia Di's script will continue.

"Here, this is your reward for passing the three tests of Poseidon - the Poseidon Trident." Xia Di held the trident that looked like a fire stick and handed it to Caesar solemnly.

Looking at the metal rod in front of him, which was about 170 centimeters long and almost as tall as himself, Caesar's eyes became more and more confused.

Is there something wrong with the world, or is there something wrong with him?

It seems like the Poseidon Trident shouldn't look like this, right?

Why is there only a halberd handle but no halberd spear?

Where did you hide your halberd and spear?

Originally, when he saw Xia Di twisting an ax into a stick, he suspected that the person in front of him was a dragon who had mastered profound alchemy, and might even be the legendary King of Bronze and Fire, but now he didn't think so.

This is obviously a joke!

"Ahem, don't look at me like that, I'll be shy." Xia Di said this, with no trace of shame on his face as thick as a city wall, and he forced the Trident of the Sea King into Caesar's hand. :

"Originally, there was also black gold vibrating gold and Edman gold, but I misappropriated it and the materials were insufficient. Three axes can only do this at best. You can make do with it."

What he said was shameless, but Caesar didn't think there was anything wrong with it. The essence of society is hierarchical classification, which is the continuous exploitation of the bottom by the upper class. What's more, in the dragon civilization, humans have always been in a weak position, and those high-level beings Already used to exploiting humans.

As the young master of the Gattuso family, he is naturally a member of the exploiting class.

Reaching out and holding the heavy stick... the Trident of the Sea Emperor, there was no vision of the sky and earth changing color and the sea churning endlessly. There was not even the humming and trembling necessary for selecting the master of the divine weapon or the faint feeling of joy. Caesar held the handle of the trident and felt it carefully, thinking nothing else except that it was heavy.

Like a strip of rebar.

Caesar secretly murmured to himself what kind of crooked idea this funny dragon was planning, and then heard Xia Di say: "Since you passed the three Poseidon examinations and obtained the Poseidon Trident, you must take on the responsibility of guarding the sea.

Even though there is only one halberd left, it still has the power to control seawater and command marine life. In order to let you familiarize yourself with its power as soon as possible, I will give you a simple task to raise the dog food in the nearby sea. The whalers and their boats sank together.

After you complete the mission, Heihu and Afu will bring you to me. "

Afraid that Caesar wouldn't know who the jointer fish was, Xia Di raised his hand and summoned two huge killer whales. Among them was the one who saved Caesar, whom he named Afu.

This guy is the little clever guy who came to him for dragon meat jerky yesterday with a tiger shark in his mouth. Black Tiger is its sister with a very bad temper.

Just now, he blew the fishing boat down to its keel. The fishermen who survived were splashing in the cold water, struggling to survive like the whales and dolphins they tortured and slaughtered. The black tiger took the whales with him. They came from a distance, swung their thick and powerful tails, and whipped these guys who had committed boundless killings until they howled and howled.

They can obviously beat a person to pieces with one tail, but they still carefully hold back their strength and kick it like a ball.

It really made me cry to death.JPG

Caesar stared blankly as Xia Di took out a large bag of dried meat from his pocket and fed it to the two animal actors. Even though he was wearing a helmet that blocked out sea water and odor, he could still smell the aroma of meat. It was outrageous.

He touched his belly and swallowed again. If he came to Japan from Italy, it meant that it was only a few hours after the tsunami capsized his boat, and it happened to be dinner time.

Unfortunately, Xia Di had no intention of giving him a portion, and stuffed all the dried dragon meat into Black Tiger Ah Fu's mouth: "Don't look at it, you can't eat this stuff with your current physique."

Caesar pursed his lips and said nothing. Although his physical fitness was considered strong even among mixed breeds, if he wanted to compare with this group of killer whales that were several meters long and weighed several tons, he would only be humiliating himself. .

"My name is Caesar, Caesar Gattuso, you haven't told me your name yet." The golden-haired boy wanted to ask Xia Di if he was responsible for the earthquake and tsunami, but a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. No matter how bad you are, you will never dig a hole for yourself like the stupid protagonist in the anime before you are out of danger.

Although Caesar has lived like a protagonist since he was a child, he knows that the protagonist's aura may not always be with him. Maybe when the protagonist is trying to die, the aura just needs to be recharged and disappears for a while. When it comes back, he will find that the protagonist himself has He would not make such a stupid mistake if he committed suicide.

"I am the River God."

"I know, but your name..."

"Call me River God!"

"But this is the sea..."

"I am the River God!"

"..."

"Okay, you win." Caesar sighed helplessly. He had also suffered too much shock throughout the day, and he almost forgot about the principle of not being angry with a guy with a funny brain.

Looking at Frost, the acting head of the family, he was on crutches in his middle age. Caesar seriously suspected that he had a stroke because of his anger with the incoherent stallion father. After all-out rescue, he regained his ability to move.

The young man cursed in his heart, completely unaware that Xia Di's eyes suddenly became meaningful.

"Come on and work hard, young man. You will be indispensable when things are done." Putting his hand on Caesar's shoulder, Xia Di showed a bright smile, and then used her hand to turn the golden-haired boy into a human top, spinning crazily in the sea water. Attracting a strong crowd of black tiger Afu and other killer whales, he himself faded away, hiding his merit and fame.

"Hey, what is he doing?"

"嘤嘤(play)~"

"Yingying (I want to play too)~"

After a conversation, the strange killer whale played a circle game around the Caesar top.

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Tokyo, Genji Heavy Industries Co., Ltd. building.

The building that was originally guarded by hundreds of people every night seemed a little empty now. All eight senior leaders of the Sheqi family rushed to the family shrine for a meeting to discuss how to press the "god" to death in the embryo, and to explore whether to cooperate with the academy headquarters. , and how to destroy the evidence afterwards to prevent the headquarters from getting caught, so as to regain control of the Japanese branch.

There are not many people left behind at the headquarters at the moment, but in order to prevent the fierce ghosts from stealing the house, there are many high-level hybrids among the people left behind, including two retainers of the eight young masters of the Sheqi family.

Crow and Yasha were sitting in the control room smoking cigarettes, puffing away the smoke without forgetting to talk about a certain young master far across the ocean.

"Speaking of which, the young master will be back tomorrow. I don't know if he will bring us any gifts."

"Thinking too much, the young master is most annoyed by rough people like us."

"Ah, a righteous friend or something, it's really... hahaha, I was so young when I was young."

"Keep your voice down, if anyone hears us, we will be punished by the family law." Crow said to Yasha not to be so presumptuous. After all, he is the young master who has sworn allegiance, so verbal respect is still indispensable.

"Come on, those old guys didn't take the young master seriously at all. Otherwise, why wouldn't we, the young master's retainers, be allowed to attend such an important meeting? Instead, they would let us guard the building and act as security guards." Yasha blew out a smoke ring. , dissatisfied:

"This is the safest place in Tokyo. The fierce ghosts will attack here only if they lose their minds and go crazy."

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