“The game is about to start, now announce the rules of the game-

1. Before the competition, there will be staff beating drums to cheer, and beating the copper drum as a signal for the start of the competition.

2. Weapons and external forces shall not be used during the competition.

3. Do not attack the eyes and points of the opponent.

4. Falling off the field or admitting defeat or being knocked down is considered a failure, and the so-called “knockdown” means that you cannot get up within 10 seconds after falling.

5. Losing track or being shot off is also judged to have failed.

6. Opponents must not be killed during the match, otherwise they will be disqualified.

7. Injured players will be carried on a stretcher to a nearby hospital for treatment.

8. Attacking viewers will be disqualified. ”

After the referee had finished explaining the rules of the game, he announced that the match was about to begin, and the next first match was Klin against Bacteriologist Bartlien.

Lin Ke was about to appear, and seeing the two contestants standing together, the audience suddenly began to boil.

“Look, you actually appeared together, you can endure it so smelly.”

“It’s really worthy of being Teacher Wutian’s number one disciple.”

Bulma here from time to time o ( ̄ヘ ̄o #) can smell the stench of the bacterial man, looking at Klin’s calm appearance, she can’t believe it.

“I didn’t expect you to be so courageous, this really praises you.”

The bacteriological man couldn’t help but mock Lin Ke even when he appeared, Lin Ke listened to it once, but he didn’t expect him to say it so often, did he really not try to say more words the faster he died?

Lin Ke thought, it’s okay, you can try it later.

Duang!

At this time, the drum began to beat, and at this time, the first knockout match of the quarterfinals began to sound in Lin Ke’s leading lineup.

Suddenly many people began to cheer for Klin, after all, Ren is a normal person, and he will not cheer for this person who has not bathed for decades.

Lin Ke’s ears are constantly filled with his own name, although it is his own name, but it can also be said to be his own name.

“Do you want to know one thing?” Lin Keque suddenly said to Bartrian.

“What’s going on?”

“If I touch you, I feel like my hands are dirty!”

Lin Ke suddenly said so domineeringly, and at this time, he still had a slightly confident expression when he said this.

The ring was small, and the referee and the audience heard it, and everyone couldn’t help but marvel at the Kling’s arrogance.

“Everyone… Have you heard Kling’s words, but I didn’t expect him to say this at a young age, which really refreshed our cognition. ”

The referee immediately picked up the microphone and shouted.

Looking at Klin in the ring in front of him backstage, Yamucha couldn’t help but sigh: “Where does this kid get his confidence?” ”

At this time, the Chen Long player sitting in the background, that is, our Wutian teacher, suddenly looked at Lin Ke’s direction and thought directly.

“This kid…”

“Hahaha, I didn’t expect you to have the courage, I didn’t expect to say such a big thing, this is going to laugh me to death.” When the bacterium man said this, he would not believe what Lin Ke (Klin) said.

“Whether what I said is a big deal, you can just try it.”

Suddenly Lin Ke laughed slightly, and the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but turn up slightly.

“Little fart boy, watch my stinky fart attack!”

Poof ε=(ο’*))))!

Suddenly, the bacteriological man began to turn his back to Lin Ke, and began to jerk his fart, that is, he released a long fart.

The invisible toxic gas was striking Lin Ke step by step.

Suddenly, this toxic gas passed through Lin Ke, of course, Lin Ke would not receive any impact, but the audience and staff standing behind Lin Ke suffered.

Smelling this smelly gas was really all fainted at once, and suddenly many staff members lifted the stretcher and began to lift the fainted person and go out to breathe.

“Dear audience, please see this germ man player start to emit a fart, I believe this is a smelly showdown, now we see that the spectators and staff who have been inadvertently attacked are all carried out to breathe, but we now see that only our Klin player is still standing in place, seemingly unaffected at all.”

Fortunately, the referee wore a gas mask, so he escaped this disaster, otherwise it is possible that the referee will be changed.

Lin Ke will not be confused by this illusion, after all, he just has no nose, he is so willful, but seeing the audience behind him suffer, this is really unspeakable.

If you don’t strike early, more people may suffer, and this game is really to remove garbage for the earth and maintain the freshness of the earth.

“A little strength, look at my big phlegm attack!”

At this time, Lin Ke saw that he was constantly chewing in his mouth, as if he wanted to make that move.

Remember, for a person with cleanliness, this fart is originally very uncomfortable, this also comes a phlegm, lying in the groove, disgusting can not stand it.

At this time, at the moment he spit out, Lin Ke finally couldn’t hold back and shot directly.

“Invincible Mysterious Ordinary One-Punch Flow!”

Suddenly, Lin Ke was at the moment of spitting out, and directly took the posture of Saitama teacher’s standard punch, which was fiercely like a bacteriological person.

But unlike Saitama-sensei’s punch, this directly drives the “qi” often said in the Dragon Ball world under one punch, and knocks out the opponent with fist qi.

Shout!

The fist directly hit the other party, and as soon as the phlegm spit out, it was brought back into his mouth by the fist qi, and suddenly the fist qi suddenly hit this bacterial person.

HOOM!!!

Suddenly, the bacteriological man was hit into the air by this punch and left the venue far away.

Everyone looked at the ring, completely unaware of what was happening, but only knew that Klin had made a contribution to the earth by throwing this punch.

The referee found that the bacterioid man was no longer in the ring and did not know where to fly, and immediately announced.

“Such a strong boxing technique, then we announce this match now, and our Klin fighter winsヾX(^▽^)ゞ!” ( ̄ー ̄)

After the referee announced, the audience immediately boiled.

“I just said, touching you will get your hands dirty.” Lin Ke left the ring very calmly, but he didn’t expect that the audience was still shouting Lin Ke’s name.

“Hmm, because of the bacteria people, then we will send our staff to clean up the site now, so as not to smell poisonous.”

……

(To be continued).

PS. Write so much, you can’t talk about it without giving some flowers!


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