Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse
Chapter 44 Super Stinky Sausage
Flanders coughed dryly and said:
"Okay, Mubai, take the others to the fourth level, I will take Tang San to my office and punish him severely."
Dai Mubai nodded and led a few people to the fourth level.
On the way, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong found a common topic because of the abnormal Tang San, and they quickly became friends while scolding Tang San together.
Although Zhu Zhuqing did not integrate so quickly, she did not reject Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong. She walked beside them silently, nodding from time to time to show that they scolded well.
Just when Bai Yu and Dai Mubai were chatting, a guy with a stubble on his face ran out pushing a cart, shouting as he ran:
"Oscar brand big sausages, don't miss it if you pass by!"
At this time, he saw Dai Mubai, his eyes lit up, and he immediately pushed the cart over here, smiling attentively:
"Boss Dai, do you want a sausage?"
Dai Mubai's mouth twitched, and he immediately wanted to tell him to get out, but at this time, Xiao Wu, who was curious about everything, came over and took Ning Rongrong's hand and said:
"This sausage looks good, uncle, how much is it?"
Oscar's face froze.
"Uncle? Please, I'm also a student of Shrek!"
Xiao Wu: "???"
A little bit, I really can't tell.
Oscar took out a razor from the cart and shaved it. Most of the stubble disappeared, and he barely looked like a young man, but his eyes that wandered between Xiao Wu's thighs and Ning Rongrong's chest from time to time made several girls very disgusted.
"Oh, by the way, you want to eat sausages, right?"
Oscar suddenly chuckled, and Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong said in unison:
"Forget it, forget it, let's not eat it."
But it was too late.
I saw Oscar suddenly put his hands under his lower abdomen, showing a lewd smile, and shouted:
"I have a big sausage!"
Then, a big and thick sausage appeared in his hand.
"Ugh!"
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong retched, and Zhu Zhuqing's face turned green, as if she would rush up and grab Oscar's face with blood in the next second.
At this time, Dai Mubai kicked Oscar on the butt and cursed:
"Xiao Ao, you should be normal, don't go crazy when you see a beautiful woman!"
Oscar chuckled and quickly saved his face:
"Don't be surprised, beautiful women, my martial spirit is special, I have another way, you watch it!"
"No, we don't want to watch it"
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong said weakly while retching.
However, this did not stop Oscar, who yelled again:
"Super invincible sausage!"
Bai Yu, who was watching silently on the side, changed "big" to "stinky".
When Oscar used this formula, it was not so disgusting, but the quality of the sausage did not seem to be so good. The sausage he summoned was red to black, which looked unappetizing.
Dai Mubai frowned and asked:
"Xiao Ao, why do you look so disgusting with your sausage!"
Before he finished speaking, an indescribable strange smell quickly entered his nasal cavity, directly triggering a tsunami in his stomach.
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong were about to retreat, but suddenly the smell surrounded them, and they retched again.
Zhu Zhuqing in the distance escaped, but the smell seemed to be more smelly than Tang San's fart, which made Zhu Zhuqing's face turn blue and pinch her nose with her hands.
Bai Yu did not expect it to become so smelly. Before he vomited, he quickly offered the Human Emperor Banner, and the smell was eliminated in the golden light.
Ning Rongrong stopped retching and looked at the Human Emperor Banner that was emitting a sacred golden light. She seemed to have a resonance in her heart.
Her eyes lit up and she blurted out:
"You are an auxiliary martial soul?"
Bai Yu nodded in affirmation.
Ning Rongrong was surprised:
"This, I have never seen such an auxiliary martial soul, what kind of martial soul is it?"
Bai Yu said calmly: "I named it the Human Emperor Banner."
"Human Emperor Banner"
Ning Rongrong was stunned for a moment. Whether it was this domineering name or the sacred effect, her pride from the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect was suppressed a lot in an instant.
Others subconsciously came up with an idea:
"Bai Yu named his martial soul the Human Emperor Banner, so is there any other name?"
Then they smiled, thinking that Bai Yu simply gave his martial soul a cool name.
At this moment, Oscar, who had been mumbling for a long time, gritted his teeth and said:
"I don't believe it. What happened today? Super invincible sausage!"
Bai Yu made another modification. With the appearance of the sausage, the stench spread again.
Fortunately, this time Bai Yu used the Emperor Banner to dispel the stench in time, and Dai Mubai kicked Oscar again, and cursed with lingering fear:
"Do you want to stink everyone to death?"
Everyone nodded. What kind of martial soul is Oscar? It is stronger than the strong attack martial soul. Ugh!
Oscar was autistic.
Dai Mubai kicked him aside and continued to lead Bai Yu and the other four to the fourth level.
Soon, several people saw Zhao Wuji dozing off on a chair.
Zhao Wuji felt the arrival of the crowd and suddenly opened his eyes, laughing:
"Not bad, not bad, there are so many little monsters this year, I am really interested! Little monsters, the fourth level test is to last for an incense stick under my hands, as for my intelligence, Mubai, you tell them!"
Dai Mubai was surprised:
"Teacher Zhao, shouldn't I be the one doing this?"
"Stop talking nonsense, just do what I tell you!"
Dai Mubai stopped talking, looked at Bai Yu and the others, and said quickly:
"Teacher Zhao is a seventy-sixth level soul saint. Beast Martial Soul, War Soul Saint. He is also the deputy dean of the college, and his overall strength is second only to the dean. He has also had issues with the Wuhun Palace. He survived the siege of sixteen bishops and was given the title of Fudo Ming King!"
Everyone's eyes widened instantly.
Dai Mubai smiled bitterly and said:
"I don't know why, Teacher Zhao suddenly became interested and wanted to stick to the incense under his hands. Please be safe and don't get hurt."
Everyone fell into silence for a moment.
The four of them want to survive a stick of incense under the hands of a soul saint. How fanciful is that? What's more, two of the four people have auxiliary martial spirits, and their combat power has been cut in half.
Just when everyone was dejected, Bai Yu suddenly waved his hand, motioning for the three women to come closer.
Bai Yu said in a deep voice:
"Let's exchange information so that we can discuss tactics. Although the opponent is Soul Saint, he is a teacher from the academy and will not go all out right away. If we are timid now and encounter enemies when we go out in the future, do we have to raise our hands and surrender? ”
His words inspired Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing. The four of them exchanged information on martial arts and soul skills. Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing were both a little surprised when they learned that Ning Rongrong was from the Qibao Glazed Sect.
Bai Yu didn't react at all and said quickly:
"We lack control type soul masters, and Ning Rongrong and I are both auxiliary types. In comparison, the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is more famous. Teacher Zhao will definitely give priority to dealing with you, Ning Rongrong. And he is a soul saint, so he may start Take action in an instant, so you and I will take action together from the beginning to speed you up."
Ning Rongrong's face turned pale as if thinking that he was about to become the Soul Saint.
Bai Yu saw this and encouraged:
"Since you are a member of the Qibao Glazed Sect and are in the spotlight, you must be prepared to be targeted. Don't worry, as long as I'm here, nothing will happen to you."
I don't know why, but after hearing Bai Yu's encouragement, Ning Rongrong suddenly felt a lot warmer in her heart. She was no longer so afraid. Together with Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing, she continued to listen patiently to Bai Yu's tactics.
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