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Chapter 11: The Third Brother's Fart Canteen, the Master's Debt Is Hard to Pay
Several boys who were mocking the work-study students lay on the ground one after another, coughing and weeping. Tang San's fart made them worse than death!
Bai Yu smiled and said:
"This is Xiaosan's martial spirit, don't be offended."
Everyone was stunned, there is such a martial spirit?
At this time, Tang San looked at those boys and sneered:
"You mocked us first, you asked for it!"
Looking at the few people huddled on the ground, Tang San felt extremely proud!
He helped Xiao Wu take the lead, even if his methods were not very cool, but strength is king in this world. If he wins, Xiao Wu will definitely be impressed by him, right?
He couldn't wait to turn around, only to see Xiao Wu covering her mouth and nose, her face turned blue.
"It stinks!"
Bai Yu retreated silently, complaining crazily in his heart:
As expected of Blue Silver Fart, Blue Silver Grass has strong vitality, so Tang San's fart is also extremely powerful, smelly and long, vomiting.
Wang Sheng and others couldn't help themselves and ran downstairs with Bai Yu.
Tang San was stunned, I won, I helped you come forward, why are you running?
He can't smell how stinky his own fart is, but others can!
The powerful blue and silver fart quickly spread throughout the second floor of the cafeteria. The students who were eating were so sick when they smelled the smell!
Snap!
Someone slapped the table and stood up, pointing at Tang San and yelling:
"Asshole! We don't care about your fight, but you fart on purpose to smoke us, right?"
Tang San frowned, I didn't deliberately smoke you, you are looking for trouble, right?
The next second, students from all directions surrounded him. Filled with indignation, they surrounded Tang San. Only then did Tang San realize that something was wrong.
"Haotian Blue Silver Dog, save me!"
Tang San was terrified, there were so many people, even with hidden weapons they couldn't kill them all!
He quickly released the Haotian Dog, which looked so fierce that the group of students couldn't help but take a step back.
"What kind of beast is this?"
"Don't be afraid, let's go together, he is no match for us!"
Although some people say so, they still dare not be the first to take action.
Tang San took this opportunity to command the Haotian Dog to fart out, and he himself farted again. The second floor of the cafeteria was instantly enveloped in farts, making everyone unable to open their eyes.
"Ah! I'm blind!"
"Blank it, it's so disgusting!"
"vomit!"
Tang San had long been accustomed to smelling his own farts, and he quickly ran down the stairs with his body in full swing!
However, his blue and silver fart was not idle either and quickly spread towards the entire cafeteria.
At the same time, at the door of the cafeteria, Xiao Wu breathed in the fresh air, couldn't help but look at Bai Yu, and complained:
"Hey, your brother's fart stinks so much!"
Bai Yu coughed twice and said:
"His martial spirit is indeed a bit unique. By the way, if you see him later, you must praise his fart."
Wang Sheng’s face twisted:
"We are almost stung to death by him, yet we still want to praise his farts??"
Bai Yu said:
"He's quite a petty person. If you don't want to be exposed to his farts every day in the future, just do as I say."
Wang Sheng swallowed and looked horrified.
I don’t want to be farted every day!
Xiao Wu said speechlessly:
"This Tang San is really not a human being!"
At this moment, Tang San hurriedly slipped out and saw Xiao Wu and others, with a happy expression on his face.
However, Xiao Wu and others showed disgusted expressions. When Tang San came over, they backed away, making Tang San a little angry.
"You guys. I helped you out, are you treating me like this?"
Wang Sheng said awkwardly:
"Brother Tang San, it's not that we're doing this to you, it's your fart that hurts you so much, we can't stop it!"
"That's right, that's right. We really can't bear it. We are afraid of being accidentally injured by you. It's all because you are too powerful!"
After being praised by everyone, Tang San's anger also disappeared.
Alas, it’s all my fault that I am too strong and there is a natural gap between me and weak people like them. I forgive them!
At this moment, the door of the cafeteria burst open again, and a group of people rushed out, including students and chefs. When they saw Tang San, they shouted:
"That's him! Pixun Canteen, catch him!"
"Get him!"
"Ola Ola Ola!"
Tang San turned pale with fright and ran away!
Xiao Wu and others were stunned.
. . . . . .
Wilderness, cave.
Yu Xiaogang was roasting a chicken when Flanders suddenly walked in and said excitedly:
"Xiao Gang, good news!"
Yu Xiaogang raised his head and asked:
"What good news?"
"The Wuhun Palace doesn't want you, they just asked you to pay 10,000 gold soul coins!"
The corner of Yu Xiaogang's mouth twitched:
"Ten thousand gold soul coins, just one more?"
"You are stupid. I only ask you to pay 10,000 gold soul coins, which is already very good!"
Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he gritted his teeth. Bibi Dong could have directly pardoned him, but insisted on making him pay a huge sum of money. Wasn't this deliberately disgusting him?
Yu Xiaogang punched the cave wall, gritted his teeth and said:
"I don't have that much money!"
After speaking, he looked at Flanders, his eyes full of expectation.
Flanders shuddered, coughed twice and said:
"Ahem, I'm also strapped for cash and don't have that much money."
Yu Xiaogang was furious:
"Flanders! Are we still brothers?"
Flanders said quickly:
"I really have no money! By the way, I heard from the people at Wuhun Palace that you can pay in installments and pay back ten coins every month. That's one hundred and twenty coins a year. You can almost pay it back in a hundred years!"
Yu Xiaogang was furious:
"Flanders, are you speaking human language? My monthly subsidy is only ten gold soul coins, all of which are used to pay off the debt. What should I eat and drink?"
The implication is, you fucking help me a little!
Flanders pretended not to understand and changed the subject again:
"Xiao Gang, if you don't go to Wuhun Palace to accept your punishment within three months, they will want you. In my opinion, you should take advantage of this time to make up a few more theories. Maybe Wuhun Palace thinks it makes sense and lets you How about you pay less fine?"
"Here's a pen and paper. I have something to do and am very busy. I'm leaving now. I'll see you again in a few days!"
With that said, Flanders disappeared, leaving Yu Xiaogang jumping in anger.
"What the hell, you stubborn miser!"
. . . . . .
That night, Tang San returned to Qishe with a green face, and was personally escorted back by the dean.
Although he did not cause any substantial harm to others, he was fined one thousand copper soul coins for disrupting the operation of the cafeteria, which was deducted from his salary as a work-study student.
He only has ten copper soul coins every day, five of them are deducted every day, and it takes two hundred days. How can he stop being green?
In the past, I could only eat meat and vegetables, but from now on I can only eat vegetarian food. And when the auntie who cooks in the cafeteria sees him, she probably wants to smash him to death with a rice spoon. Life will be difficult!
Seeing the dean walk in, everyone in Qisha immediately stood up straight and shouted:
"Hello, Dean!"
The dean pressed his hand, indicating that everyone should not be formal, and then ordered with a slight embarrassment:
"You are all working-study students in Qisha. When your classmates encounter problems in the future, you need to give them more advice, do you hear me?"
"yes!"
Everyone responded, but Tang San clenched his fists tightly.
Damn it, you old man brought this up, deliberately trying to embarrass me, right? Very good, I took note of it!
The dean's expression softened, he looked at Bai Yu and said:
"Bai Yu, get ready. I will take you to hunt for soul rings tomorrow."
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