Douluo See You For a Long Time
Chapter 1029: Beautiful girls can't shit
Although it's not enough, but farming to this point, it is completely possible to make an anime "This Lord is obviously super strong but overly cautious".
Chengying’s estimate of the odds of success is completely different from that of ordinary people. With his algorithm, the possibility of this group of infected persons failing in the uprising is quite high, and they must be made more cautious.
When he was rebelling in the colonial star-collarship, several emperors, because of his weird odds of predicting ability, looked at the monsters in the empire that could pinch him to death with a single finger, and they just stood there. Hit him.
In the end, he was almost driven mad by psychological pressure, holding Chengying’s thigh and crying to indicate that we had surrendered. Can you stop expanding the army? The floating battleships are about to cover the sky of my royal city! I am so afraid that you will slaughter the country!
In this frenzied spirit, Chengying contacted the scientific research department, sent the physical data of the infected person, and asked: "Do you study the physical data of these infected people and see if you can find something? Give them by the way. Develop a few sets of exercises. I see that they don’t have any high-tech weapons. With brute force alone, the Tiandou Empire will suffer heavy losses as soon as it fires a missile. It’s better to have that kind of combined defense exercises, or formations. Yes, can it be done?"
In the scientific research department, those who study the exercises belong to the most difficult departments, because this stuff is basically only needed by the people. For example, the Tulip version of the world's No. 1 martial arts conference, the real battle depends on the equivalent. The analogy is in the Chinese Academy of Sciences. There is one more researcher of free combat, do you think he is embarrassed?
This time I finally got my head, and the big boss said that he needed them. It must be incumbent.
"Relax, wrap it on us! Not to mention linkage defense, linkage attack, linkage eating, linkage exercise, all can be done, even if you want to linkage shit, let hundreds of people responsible for the **** of 100,000 people, we also You can think of a way!"
Chengying: "???"
When did my technology become so advanced? Are all the techniques developed to replace people with shit? It's really an unimagined road.
"Cough cough... forget the last one. I think there may be internal problems, such as some people who love spicy food."
The researcher was enthusiastic when he heard it: "Don't worry, it's not a problem, it's not a problem. This set of exercises will strengthen the **** and sphincter of the pooping person. Even if you eat abnormal hot pot every day, there will be no problem!"
Chengying: "Your skills are quite mature!"
In fact, these gangsters are also forced to be helpless. They are really like a few people in the Chinese Academy of Sciences who have mixed in to study free combat and ancient Chinese martial arts. Even if everyone doesn't say anything, they themselves feel awkward! Something has to be researched out, even if it has no military value, it has some economic value!
So, ordinary exercises can no longer satisfy them. They said that they want to create more jobs for the country, so they created a bunch of quite curious exercises.
**** instead of others is just one of the most weird things. At present, it has begun to try to enter the market, and the response has been good. Tens of thousands of jobs have been created, and more professional **** people may appear in the future...
In addition, there is also a method of eating for generations. Although some foods are very nutritious, they taste extremely unpalatable. Those who want to be inadequate but are discouraged by the taste of food use this invention, please People eat for them.
However, these two exercises have been jointly complained by the organizers of the big stomach king competition. They reported that some people were helpless with the exercises during the competition, while eating, while feeding the nutrition to others, and at the same time, someone helped him pull it. Shit, excretion of waste from the body, led to easily breaking the record of the big stomach king.
After seeing these reports, Chengying felt that her face was paralyzed. This is an invention that has seen a ghost, and it is comparable to Lu Youqi! It belongs to the kind of project that can invest in Wang Duoyu.
"For the time being... believe them once..." Cheng Yingmu hung up the communication with a face, and then saw the Bing Emperor looking at him hopefully, and he couldn't help but feel cold, and then he heard the Bing Emperor's pitiful voice. Said: "That...I remember you said that beautiful girls don't know how to shit..."
Chengying: "?!"
He wanted to strangle the **** who invented this technique at the time, so beautiful girls can't shit! Can't shit, is it unicorn powder?
After the invention of this technique, it seems that beautiful women really won't shit! Because there will be countless licking dogs rushing to pull them for them!
Although the beautiful girl who imagined that she can't **** was born, Seungkage... why is he not happy at all?
pit dad, this is!
He can even imagine the scene of a future husband and wife quarreling. The wife pulled her husband’s clothes and shouted loudly: "You still say you love me! You don't even want to pull a **** for me!" Just imagine this scene, Chengying felt very painful.
This kind of heaven-defying technique involving space, please can you develop it to a more serious place! Even if the **** is directly spaced into the toilet!
Researcher said, our goal is to create new jobs! Teleport directly into the toilet, then there is no soul!
In the end, Chengying still didn't teach Linkage to Shit to this group of Douluo people. Tulip's system and laws are sound, and it can also supervise the use of exercises.
If this thing is thrown to the Douluo people whose lifeline is controlled by capital~www.NovelMTL.com~, most of them will be made into r (meat) b (fee) q (tool) in the literal sense. It's not r18 but r18g.
……
"Ahem! This is the technique I have given you. Although the soul master's system is full of loopholes, it has a long inheritance and a deep heritage. Although you have a lot of energy in your body, you can't even have a clear classification.
Practicing exercises can at least give you a certainty of your own strength, and will not hurt your own people by accidentally casting the law. "
Everyone has become accustomed to the magic of doctors. Before the other party took out the magical seeds, they had already shocked them. This time they took out the magical technique, there would be no surprises.
At least in the beginning, they thought so...
"It seems that you have accepted my suggestion, so you should remember that this is a method of linking soul power, which can connect your soul power together, and this is a method of linking attack and defense.
Well, there are two more books here. This one is linked to exercise. You can freely distribute the results of your exercise to different people. And this one, linked to eating, is literally, one person is full and the whole army is not hungry. You can eat on behalf of others and save time for eating. If you are on an expedition, you can save a lot of luggage if you leave some people at home to eat. "
Hearing this, everyone finally realized that they still underestimated the magic of the doctor. What a peculiar...there are all the techniques to eat instead of people...
[To be continued]
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