Doomsday Catastrophe

After flying for a whole day, Shen Feng and Yue Hengyi crossed Jeju Island and finally saw the mainland of the peninsula. Shen Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems that I chose the right direction!"

"What? Brother Feng, you don't know the direction. Do you dare to fly around?" Yue Hengyi was shocked when he got this answer. He thought that Shen Feng often flies in the sky, so he must know the direction of flight, but now , he suddenly discovered that Shen Feng turned out to be a two-handed knife!

What is two knives? It usually refers to a person who has two brushes. This is a compliment, but this is not the case with two knives. It means a person who knows a little about certain things but does not know them. Shake guy, now, Yue Hengyi looked at the relieved Shen Feng, and suddenly began to doubt Shen Feng's reliability in his heart.

"What do you know? This is at sea! I don't have GPS positioning, how can I know if the direction is correct? Anyway, didn't I bring you to South Korea? You have to complain, it's really hard to serve! "Shen Feng said angrily.

It's not like Shen Feng has never made long-distance flights before, but they were all flying on the mainland. If he can't find the direction, he can still land, especially when Shen Feng flew from the Dabie Mountains to Hanzhong. At that time, the Yangtze River was used as a reference. Yes, flying along the Yangtze River is always right.

But now he is flying on the sea, the sea is vast, even if the distance from the sea is more than 300 meters, the vision is not very good, and he can't find a reference point, so he can only fly in a general direction. Shen Feng can now find South Korea within a day by relying on a compass. The land here is already quite remarkable.

"Okay, okay, I don't understand anything, tell me, what are we going to eat at night? All the steamed buns we brought have been eaten, and if we can't find anything to eat at night, we will only be hungry!" Yue Hengyi said helplessly.

Shen Feng thought for a while and replied: "Stop in an open area, it will take off tomorrow. As for what to eat, let's see what we can find!"

Shen Feng flew over the mainland, lowered the glider slowly, and looked for an open area to land. Finally, he found a deserted road by the sea, and parked the glider on the road. So far, the two of them have completed their first-day flight mission. .

Shen Feng thought for a while, and said to Yue Hengyi: "I'm here to guard the glider, you go to find food, it's getting late now, go early and return early, follow the road, you can probably find a village!"

Yue Hengyi was puzzled and said, "You're fast, why don't you go looking for food?"

"Nonsense, the glider I'm guarding can escape at a critical moment, and it's okay to protect the glider. If you guard it, hehe, a gravity field will fall, and the glider will fall apart. Tell me, who is guarding the glider?" Shen Feng asked back.

Yue Hengyi nodded helplessly, and said, "All right, all right, I'm going to look for food, and you stay here to guard, but it's agreed, you are not allowed to leave me, otherwise I will never end with you in the future!"

"Don't worry, who am I? I, Shen Feng, have always been very trustworthy. If I say I will wait for you here, then I will definitely wait for you here!" Shen Feng shrugged and said.

Yue Hengyi immediately set off and rushed out along the road, his speed increased, and he ran a long distance in an instant.

Shen Feng also walked around the road, wanting to find out if there are any mutant beasts around. It would be great if he could hunt, but unfortunately, Shen Feng couldn't see the appearance of the mutant beasts at all, so he could only give up.

"It's really a place where birds don't shit. It's too barren here, and even mutant beasts can't be found!" Shen Feng couldn't help talking to himself.

Shen Feng, who had nothing to do, looked for firewood in the woods by the roadside. Seeing that night was falling, he lit a fire and lay down, waiting for Yue Hengyi to come back. However, Shen Feng guessed that Yue Hengyi would find it difficult to find any food, so tonight The probability is to starve!

After waiting for more than an hour, it was completely dark. Shen Feng looked at his watch. It was already half past eight.

While running, Yue Hengyi said excitedly: "Brother Feng, I found food, enough to feed us!"

Shen Feng immediately changed his attitude towards Yue Hengyi. He didn't expect that Yue Hengyi would come in handy at the critical moment, and actually brought the food back.

After Yue Hengyi came to the side of the fire, he threw the sack on the ground, the woven bag was scratched, and several corn cobs rolled out of it.

"Damn, this is what you call grain? It's all corn, how did you get it?" Shen Feng thought that Yue Hengyi came back with some good things, and he was happy, but when the sack was thrown on the ground At that time, Shen Feng discovered that it was all corn. Although this thing is grain, it is too rough!

"I walked along the road and found a city, I don't know what it's called, the gate of the city was closed, I climbed over the wall and went in, but I didn't bring any money, so I had to borrow a bag of grain from the rich household's kitchen! "Yue Hengyi explained.

"You!" Shen Feng poked Yue Hengyi's forehead resentfully, and said, "If you've stolen it, can't you steal something good? If you steal a sack of corn, you think it's feeding the livestock?"

Shen Feng now only thinks that Yue Hengyi is not enlightened, even a thief and a devil can't do such things well, it makes people speechless!

Yue Hengyi was also very aggrieved, and defended himself: "I also wanted to steal something delicious, but I didn't have it! I searched around the home of this wealthy South Korean family, except for a lot of spicy cabbage, that is pickled cabbage. Beans, stuffed eggplants, and even rice noodles can’t be found, other than that, it’s just a bunch of wild vegetables! From what I’ve seen, there’s only corn on the cob to eat!”

Hearing Yue Hengyi's explanation, Shen Feng couldn't help but patted his head, and reflected: "It's my fault, I just wanted you to bring food back, and I forgot what this place is, this is South Korea, and I can only find There are sticks! Fortunately, there are corn kernels on these sticks!" Shen Feng is also in a daze, thinking that he can find decent food in South Korea. In fact, this country treats kimchi as a state banquet for guests, so you can see Come out, this country is really terrible, especially in the food industry, it is thankful to have kimchi, but even kimchi is copied from China.

At this point, Shen Feng and Yue Hengyi could only gnaw on the corn cobs, put a stick through the corn cobs, and grill them on top of the charcoal fire, and soon there was a burnt aroma. Although the taste of roasted corn was the same, the aroma was still quite strong. .

Shen Feng and Yue Hengyi are both powerful supernatural beings, and this also means that they need to consume a lot of energy. Now they can only eat corn cobs, so they can't be picky.

Yue Hengyi couldn't wait to finish nibbling a piece of tender corn, and threw the remaining bare corn on the ground, and asked, "Brother Feng, I heard that we call people in South Korea and North Korea Cobs because they eat corn together with The sticks in the middle are eaten together, so sticks are used to refer to them, is that right?"

"No! The name of corn has existed since the Song and Yuan Dynasties! Corn was only introduced to China and South Korea in the Qing Dynasty. This kind of name has spanned hundreds of years. How could it refer to corn on the cob? Although they are indeed useful corn It's a custom to brew tea with the core." Shen Feng said lightly.

Bangzi in South Korea has a strange habit of making tea with corn cobs, and eating corn cobs during times of famine. You know, even livestock don’t like to eat corn cobs. As a result, these people can eat them. It is a powerful ability.

"Then why do you call them Bangzi?" Yue Hengyi continued to ask.

Seeing Yue Hengyi's inquisitive look, Shen Feng knew that it would be useless not to explain this matter clearly, so he said directly: "Actually, this is a transliteration! The name hundreds of years ago was actually Bangzi, just like northern China. One of the contemptuous names, among them is the old bangzi, who compares people to cheap things to express contempt. Later, when it was passed on, the tone changed, and then it was simply called Bangzi. In fact ,A meaning!"

"Oh, I see!" Yue Hengyi suddenly realized, and said: "In the future, when I see these people, I will have a way to address them. When I see an old man, I will call them Lao Bangzi. A man is called a male clapper, and a woman is called a female clapper!"

Yue Hengyi was secretly delighted with the new knowledge he had learned, while Shen Feng asked, "Why do you insist on calling them Bangzi? Do you have a grudge against them?"

Yue Hengyi shook his head, seeing that the corn in his hand was roasted, he gnawed and explained: "I have no enmity with them, I have never been here before! It's just that they really offended me, Confucius belongs to them, Bai Juyi is theirs, the Dragon Boat Festival is theirs, Chinese medicine is theirs, and they still have the face to apply for the world heritage, but the clown dares to put his nose on his face, it's no wonder I don't humiliate them with this kind of stuff!"

Hearing this, Shen Feng could only shrug his shoulders helplessly. Unexpectedly, Yue Hengyi was still a potential cynic with such a sense of national pride.

"Actually, I think there is a Chinese movie where the main character is from South Korea. Guess who it is?" Shen Feng asked with a smile.

"Who?" Yue Hengyi was puzzled.

"Of course it's Sun Wukong, because his weapon is a stick!" Shen Feng laughed out loud, and Yue Hengyi couldn't help laughing, too, and there was a cheerful atmosphere in the air.

Regarding South Korea, in fact, many countries in the world hold a nasty attitude. The reason is very simple, that is, people in this country have a kind of distorted self-esteem. Among other things, the cheating incident in the Olympic Games is enough It makes people feel disgusting. Whether it's skating or football, they always try to cheat, and finally put on an innocent face, which is extremely ridiculous!

Therefore, there are such ridicules on the Internet, the world belongs to us, the world belongs to you, and sooner or later the world will belong to South Koreans!

Fortunately, what Shen Feng and Yue Hengyi gnawed was not old corn, but young corn. After roasting, the juice was sufficient, but it was not completely inedible. It was not bad to satisfy the hunger, but it was completely unimaginable to eat it for a long time. It is more appropriate to make feed.

"Oh, I think it was torture when I ate rice with rice for a month, but who made the corn yield so high? It was good to eat some at that time!" Shen Feng couldn't help but think of the poor days at the time. There is no other choice but to eat rice with rice.

After eating and drinking enough, the two found a patch of grass and lay down inside. Looking at the sky full of stars, they felt sleepy, and then began to fall asleep.

However, in the middle of the night, a figure appeared in the distance, approaching this side on tiptoe, after coming to the side of the fire, looking at the many gnawed corn cobs on the ground, with greedy eyes in his eyes, and then looking towards the grass At a glance, the two of them didn't move at all, they were obviously asleep.

Afterwards, the dozen or so figures immediately began to pick up the corncobs on the ground. There were so many corncobs, enough for them to have a full meal.

However, at this moment, a figure in the distance approached the glider on the road, and immediately couldn't help but untie the rope, as if wanting to take the glider away.

"If you pick up trash, you pick it up. It's wrong to steal!" Suddenly, Shen Feng sat up from the grass and yelled at the guy who untied the rope.

In fact, Shen Feng woke up the moment this group of people approached, and his vigilance was still very high. Through the moonlight, he found that these guys were a group of children, and it was nothing more than picking up corncobs on the ground, but , They also wanted to steal their own glider, then Shen Feng couldn't bear it.

As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderbolt appeared on the ground in the silent night. These children were so frightened that they all started running with their corncobs in their arms, and they didn't dare to stay here at all.

Yue Hengyi was also woken up, sat up from the grass, and asked, "What happened? What happened?"