Don't like security guards? Here comes the little iron fist!

When Qin Yu returned home from school, his mother Chen Min directly made him his favorite Kitaro jelly, and his father Qin Xiaotian gave him a big bear hug!

""Son, you can! Your class teacher told me today that you performed very well in the eight-school competition and led your school to win the championship!"

Qin Xiaotian laughed.

"As expected of my son, he really has the qualities of an emperor!"

Qin Yu waved his hand calmly:"It's just basic exercises, don't be silly."

"Haha, you're already panting after I praised you for a few words."

Chen Min said with a smile on her face, and then took out a passionate adult magazine from behind.

"Tell me, what's going on? I found it in your bedside table."

Qin Yu was stunned, took a closer look, and shook his head decisively:

"I don't know, it's not mine!"

"Someone is framing me!"

Just kidding, he always only looked at Teacher Jing Cangkong and never looked at Duohano Yoshii.

But who would have thought that just after he finished speaking, Qin Xiaotian gave him a big chestnut on the head:

"Are you a man? If you have seen it, just say it. Be brave and take responsibility for it!"

Qin Yu:???

"But the key is that this is really not mine." Qin Yu looked aggrieved.

Chen's mother obviously didn't believe it and snorted coldly:

"What I found in your bedside table is not yours, could it be from Mr. Wang next door?"

Speaking of this, Chen's mother sighed helplessly:

"Xiaoyu, mom knows you've grown up and have strong sexual desires, but you should also exercise moderation."

"Do you want to become a mistress like your father?……"

""Cough, cough, cough!!!"

Qin Xiaotian's expression changed instantly, and he coughed heavily several times, interrupting Chen's mother's words.

Qin Yu heard this and smiled strangely:

"Dad, you're not a real man for three seconds, are you?"

"Three, you big-headed ghost!"

Qin Xiaotian gave Qin Yu another hard slap on the head:

"Go back to your room and study! This magazine is confiscated!"

""Oh."

Qin Yu nodded speechlessly, his face somewhat angry.

Today was really a strange day.

If he said that the magazine was his, he would be scolded, but the key point was that it was not his.

If it was not his, then whose was it?

Qin Yu was secretly puzzled.

At this moment, two options suddenly appeared in front of him.

【Option 1: Take the blame for your father and admit your mistake. Completion reward: 10 role-playing points】

【Option 2: Expose dad and tell mom that this magazine belongs to dad. Completion reward: 30 role-playing points. 】

Looking at the two options that suddenly appeared in front of him, Qin Yu was silent.

For a moment, all kinds of thoughts suddenly came to his mind.

He suddenly remembered something.

He vaguely remembered that a few days ago, when he secretly discussed with his dad about famous Japanese actresses, his dad’s favorite actress seemed to be Tabanano Yoshii...

Thinking of this, Qin Yu’s fists suddenly hardened.

Damn dad, how dare he frame him!

"Mom, this magazine is not mine, it's Dad's!"

""Poof!"

Qin Xiaotian, who had just taken a sip of water, spat it out and looked at Chen Min with a sad and angry face:

"This guy is slandering me! He is slandering me!"

As he said this, he began to untie his belt swiftly.

"At such a young age, he has already learned to slander others. What will happen to him when he grows up?!"

"It seems that I must let you experience the taste of Jiangnan Seven Wolves again today!"

Qin Yu hurriedly ran behind his mother and said loudly:

"Mom, I have evidence. When Dad secretly talked to me, he said that he liked Dohano Yoshie the most!"

Qin Xiaotian's eyes widened when he heard this:

"You said you wanted to keep it a secret, kid.……"

He was only halfway through his words when he suddenly realized something and quickly shut his mouth.

But at this moment, Chen's mother's eyes suddenly became dangerous, and a strong murderous aura slowly spread out.

A big red word"danger" suddenly appeared on Qin Xiaotian's forehead.’！

""Dad, what did you just say? Keep it a secret? What secret can't I know?"

Qin Xiaotian's limbs trembled slightly, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he scratched his head with a wry smile:

"Ha, haha, what confidentiality, slip of the tongue, hahaha……"

As an old couple who had lived with Qin Xiaotian for more than 20 years, Chen Min understood everything when she saw this.

Suddenly, a roar like a lion roared out.

"You bastard! It's ok for you to do it secretly, but you even dare to slander your son!"

"I see you haven't kneeled on the washboard recently, your knees are itchy again, right!!!"

While roaring, Chen's mother grabbed Qin Xiaotian's ears angrily and walked into the bedroom, then slammed the door shut! Soon

, a miserable howl like a pig being slaughtered was heard from inside!

"Ding! Complete your selection and get 30 role-playing points."

Listening to the extremely shrill howling sound from inside the door, Qin Yu sighed and shook his head.

Dad, Dad, you are asking for trouble!

……

Back in the bedroom, Qin Yu opened his Weibo account as usual, wanting to see if anyone had sent him an emotional consultation message.

Looking at the red dot message prompt on the private message bar, Qin Yu knew that there was another honest person waiting for him to rescue.

Qin Yu opened the private message bar.

【Can fat people also have love?】："Hello, Master, I want to consult about an emotional problem"

【Yu Sang】："ask"

【Can fat people also have love?】："It's like this, I have a girlfriend, I've been with her for more than three years, but we haven't been single yet, she said she is a very conservative and traditional woman, only after marriage can we be single, I agree"

"But just yesterday, a friend of mine saw his girlfriend playing basketball with another strange man on the baseball field, and then I went over to question her, and she admitted it."

"But she told me that she was just bewitched for a moment and she knew she was wrong. She said that this was really her first time and she really loved me and begged me to forgive her. Master, what should I do now?"

【Yu Sang】："Are you playing ball seriously?"

【Can fat people also have love?】："If this game of ball is serious, Master, why would I come here to ask you?"

【Yu Sang】："Since you already know that playing ball is not serious, why are you still asking me?"

【Can fat people also have love?】："Hmm? Master, are you going to put this doll with me?"

【Yu Sang】："Are you a pig? I mean for you to break up quickly!"

【Can fat people also have love?】："But, Master, my girlfriend is a really good person. She also promised me that this is the first and last time and she will never do it again. I actually want to give her another chance."

【Yu Sang】："Haha, you believe whatever she says, right? Then I said I was Qin Shi Huang, ready to make a comeback, and asked you to give me money, do you believe it?"

【Can fat people also have love?】："Master, stop joking, this is different. My girlfriend is a really good person, and she has never lied to me except for this time."

Looking at the other party's answer on the screen, Qin Yu couldn't help but sigh.

This kid was PUA'd by that woman.

For such a stupid boy, it is probably impossible to explain it by just talking, so he has to be treated harshly.

【Yu Sang】："How about this, do you know anyone from the Night Watch?"

【Can fat people also have love?】："My uncle's third uncle's second aunt works in the night patrol department"

【Yu Sang】："That's perfect. Let your uncle's third uncle's second aunt help you check your girlfriend's hotel booking records. If nothing goes wrong, you should see a new world."

The other party was silent for more than ten seconds, and then replied to Qin Yu.

【Can fat people also have love?】："OK."