Don't like security guards? Here comes the little iron fist!

"Damn it, you look down on security guards, right?"

"You want to sue me?"

"Are you calling me a piece of trash?"

"Insulting my parents, right?"

Qin Yu smiled coldly, opened the takeaway box in front of him, and found a small hamburger.

"Haha, you ordered a mini burger, right?"

"Look, I'll add some secret seasoning for you. I'll treat you to a secret hamburger!"

Qin Yu took out a bottle of secret sauce from the drawer. It was a mixture of mustard, coriander, garlic, vinegar, canned herring, and 18 other harmless ingredients.

(PS: In a parallel world, these ingredients are non-toxic and harmless. Apart from the explosive taste, there is nothing wrong with them. They even have the benefit of promoting bowel movements. Don't ask why. It's just abstract.)

Then, he opened the bun of the hamburger, spread a thick circle of the secret sauce on the bun very evenly, and then covered the bun again, put it back in the takeaway box, and finally put it back on the eaves outside the window.

After doing all this, Qin Yu returned to the guard room again, locked the door, and then continued to lie on the armchair, pretending to be indifferent, and happily swiping his phone.

Not long after, a fierce and sturdy man came over and knocked on the door of the guard room!

Dongdongdong!!!

"Open the door! Open the door for me!"

"Weren’t you quite crazy just now?"

"If you have the guts to provoke me, then open the door!"

"Why are you hiding inside and not daring to make a sound?!"

""Ah? Are you scared? You little loser!"

Qin Yu listened to the other party's barking, but he didn't want to pay any attention to it. Instead, he put on his headphones and continued to watch short videos.

"I'll tell you if it's true or not. Today, Wang Fengyuan Restaurant……"

Outside the door, shouts shook the sky, while inside, people were leisurely strolling, which seemed to be two completely different scenes.

After knocking for a long time, he found that Qin Yu had no intention of opening the door at all, and the strong man also spat at the door with disdain.

"Ah! What the hell!"

"You are a lower class person who only earns less than 10,000 yuan a month. You are only worthy of being a dog for upper class people like us."

"A stinky dog like you, why don't you come over and lick the feet of upper-class people like us? If I'm happy, I might even give you some bones."

"Of course, I am a germaphobe, so dirty and low-class civilians like you should stay away from me. I’m afraid you may be sick and you won’t live for many years, right?"

"Don't worry, when you die, I will bring speakers to your grave and have a happy dance party to send you off properly."

Through the window, the sturdy man glared at Qin Yu fiercely, then picked up the takeaway on the eaves outside the window, held his head high, and swaggered away.

He looked like a winner.

Qin Yu's mood was not affected at all. He still crossed his legs, hummed a little tune, and browsed his phone.

But when the sturdy man turned and left, Qin Yu's mouth curled up in a slightly strange arc.

Then, about ten minutes later, a pig-killing wailing sound suddenly came from a unit building deep in the community!

People in the whole building could hear the shrill wailing, and they all sighed and shook their heads.

Which family has started to kill pigs again...

At the same time, a mechanical prompt sound suddenly rang in Qin Yu's ears.

"Ding! Successfully taught a lesson to an ungrateful owner, Agility +1, Role Point +1!"

Listening to the heavenly sound beside his ears, Qin Yu also showed a comfortable smile on his face.

Ah~ comfortable~~~

Then, another two hours passed.

During this period, Qin Yu successfully intercepted seven deliverymen!

So far, the interception success rate is as high as 95%!

It’s just a pity that the owners who ordered takeout later were very good-tempered and reasonable. They didn’t argue with Qin Yu and came down to get the takeout directly.

This also made Qin Yu’s secret sauce useless.

Qin Yu continued to swipe his phone boredly.

Then, a gray-haired old lady came in tremblingly carrying a sack of things.

Seeing this, Qin Yu hurriedly ran out of the guard room and greeted her.

"Grandma Chen, let me help you."

Grandma Chen looked up and a kind smile suddenly appeared on her wrinkled face:

"It's Xiaoyu."

Qin Yu came to Grandma Chen and picked up the big sack she was carrying.

Oh, it's quite heavy.

This is because Qin Yu's strength has increased a lot compared to before.

Otherwise, it would be really difficult to lift it.

Thinking of this, he also looked at Grandma Chen and asked curiously;

"Grandma Chen, what's in this? Why is it so heavy?"

"These are the wild vegetables I dug up in the mountains today."

"Wild vegetables? Qin Yu was stunned

"Yes, your grandpa Wang has been urinating frequently recently, so I plan to make him some wild vegetable soup to nourish his kidneys."Grandma Chen said with a smile.

"Oh, so that's how it is," Qin Yu heard this and thought of Grandpa Wang's recent frivolous look, and immediately nodded in agreement:

"It's time to make up for it."

"By the way, Xiaoyu, why do you want to be a security guard?"

"How much does this delay your study and martial arts practice?" Grandma Chen asked with concern.

"Hey, Grandma Chen, that's wrong," Qin Yu waved his finger repeatedly,"My uncle Wang became a security guard when he was 60 years old and about to retire, but I became one when I was 18 years old, so I saved 40 years of detours compared to my uncle Wang!"

"Hehehe," Grandma Chen was immediately amused,"You slick-tongued brat"

"Okay, give me the bag, I'll have some strength after a rest."

Qin Yu was stunned:"Grandma Chen, can you really do it? How about I help you carry it up?"

Grandma Chen smiled and waved her hand:"It's okay, don't look at your trembling appearance now, you were a serious warrior when you were young, it's not a problem to lift these things, it's not a problem"

"Oh, okay, then Grandma Chen, you should be careful."

Qin Yu nodded, and then handed the sack back to Grandma Chen. After saying goodbye to Grandma Chen, Qin Yu planned to return to the guard room.

However, at this moment, two middle-aged women came over outside the door, talking and laughing.

Seeing this, Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand, saying hello:

""Mom, Aunt Li, you just got off work."

Seeing this, a middle-aged woman with short hair stopped smiling, covered her face with her hands, and walked away quickly.

"Eh?" Aunt Li was stunned:"Amin, why are you running? Look, is that your son Xiaoyu?"

Chen Min, who was walking forward quickly, covered her face and whispered:

"No, you got the wrong person. It's too dark. Let's go."

"Oh."

Seeing the two people leaving without even saying hello, Qin Yu spread his hands helplessly and sighed:

"Alas, women are so vain."

……

Chen Min opened the door and returned home, looking depressed and sighing.

Qin Xiaotian, who was sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper, saw this and asked with some concern:

""Mother of the child, what's wrong?"

Chen Min slumped on the sofa with a helpless look on his face, like a salted fish that had lost its dream:

"What else can I do? It's all because of your precious son."

"Xiaoyu?" Qin Xiaotian was stunned:"What's wrong with Xiaoyu?"

"What's the matter?" Chen Min glared angrily and said,"I don't know what's wrong with this brat. He insists on being a security guard for no reason!"

"Besides, being a security guard would be fine, but he has to be one in our neighborhood!"

"How can I hold my head up in front of our neighbors and colleagues?"

Qin Xiaotian said with a smile:"Hey, kid, maybe he just wants to try something new. With his patience, I guess he won't want to do it in a few days."

"Hehe," Chen Min sneered,"I don't think this guy is just trying to be new."

"Do you know what this kid did today?"

"He actually put up a sign at the entrance of the community that read"Takeouts and dogs are not allowed"!"

"You think he is just bored?"

Qin Xiaotian was stunned when he heard this, and then he burst into laughter:

"I was wondering why I couldn't see any delivery men in the neighborhood today. It turns out it was all this guy's work."

"I think it's great. These deliverymen used to run rampant in the community on their electric donkeys and hit people several times. Now they put up a sign to prevent them from coming in. I think it's great! It's worth encouraging!"

"Still laughing, still laughing!" Chen Min pinched the fat on Qin Xiaotian's belly and said angrily:

"Are you going to let our son be a security guard for the rest of his life?"

Qin Xiaotian grimaced in pain and smiled bitterly, somewhat helplessly:

"What to do then?"

"This kid is the last in both study and martial arts. It is estimated that he will not be able to awaken anything in the talent awakening ceremony tomorrow. In that case, why not become a security guard or something? That would be good too."

"Anyway, with our current savings, it wouldn't be a burden to support one more person who eats for free."

"No," Chen Min shook her head firmly,"I can't accept that my son can only be a security guard for the rest of his life."

At this point, she suddenly remembered something, her eyes lit up, and she looked at Qin Xiaotian beside her and whispered:

"By the way, isn’t your father the top leader of Southeast Province?"

"Why don't you ask your father if he has any heavenly treasures that can change one's fate?"

Qin Xiaotian sighed and said,"My father is only the inspector of the Southeast Province, not the emperor of Daxia. How can he have any heavenly treasures that can change one's fate?""

"Besides, my dad has given Xiaoyu all those toys since he was a child, but they are useless."

"Forget it, my son will just be an ordinary person in this life, let's just accept it."

Hearing this, Chen Min sighed helplessly, as if he had accepted his fate.

However, at this moment, Qin Xiaotian suddenly smiled and said:

"Eh? Mom, since the big one is useless, why don't we go back to the furnace and create a new one? Practice a small one?"

Hearing this, Chen Min looked at the other party with a suspicious face:

"With your big belly now, can you still do it?"

"Hey! ?"Qin Xiaotian was immediately anxious when he heard this, and stood up suddenly:

"You can say a man is ugly, or you can say a man is fat, but you can't say a man is not good enough!"

As he said this, he rolled up his sleeves and said confidently:

"Today, I will let you feel the mighty and majestic spirit of the Jiangnan men again!"