Doctor? He's Clearly Creepy!
Chapter 45: I am a witcher, will I be afraid of pain?
Um?
The witcher who has been walking in the dark all the year round has already developed an extremely sensitive early warning mechanism for danger.
When the young doctor laughed just now, his early warning mechanism was activated for a split second!
"Is it an illusion? A hairy boy can't threaten me. With such a thin-skinned and tender little white face, I can scare ten people to pee alone!"
The witcher gulped down a sip of strong wine, opened his heart, and grinned like he was teasing a three-year-old:
"Doctor, then you have to sew me up well, but don't be scared to pee your pants."
"Don't worry, even if you can't be cured later, I can spare your life for the sake of the same kind!"
"Jie Jie Jie..."
With his laughter, the ferocious wound on his chest was twisting, as if he was laughing silently.
Lin Yi looked calm, put on a white coat, gloves and a mask slowly, and held up his monocle, and said earnestly: "Guest, don't worry, since you have come to the Happiness Clinic, I will let you go out intact. responsibilities.”
He walked around the counter, came to the witcher, bent over and looked at the hideous wound.
【warn! warn! 】
[The wound is caused by an extremely powerful cursed creature, and there is a strong curse gas left, please treat it carefully! Please treat with caution! 】
However, just as he was about to touch, a harsh warning sounded in his mind.
Lin Yi's fingers froze, he retracted it without a trace, and put on three layers of gloves.
Cursed air?
Sunshine Town can cut a level 20 witcher into such a cursed creature, could it be Sister Bai Lan?
It's not very similar, the wound is very rough, and it was cut by an axe or a machete, which does not fit Bai Lan's elegant personality.
"Guest, how was your injury caused?"
Lin Yi asked suspiciously.
"A bed bug that only hides from yin people!" The witcher spat, suppressing his anger, "When my injury recovers, I must peel off its skin to make insole!"
After speaking, he lowered his head and glanced at Lin Yi, who was wearing a protective suit again, and sneered: "Maybe you have seen it, your mayor's lackey!"
The mayor's lackey?
It should be the mayor's personal guard in the mouth of the dark beggar.
Lin Yi shook his head and said, "I just moved into Sunshine Town, and I haven't seen other residents."
"I hope you don't encounter it, it's a monster that can only eat people!" The witcher said indifferently and urged impatiently: "Can you start the treatment now?"
Lin Yi didn't ask any more questions. He focused his eyes on the wound and said earnestly, "It's alright. It's just that there is a strong curse power left on your wound. You must undergo surgical debridement before it can be sutured."
"Otherwise, the flesh and blood recovery potion will not work, and the power of the curse will continue to eat away at your body."
"This is a letter of intent for surgery. You need to sign it."
With that, he pulled out a piece of paper from under the counter and handed it to the witcher.
【Accidents occur during the operation, we will not be responsible! 】
After the witcher saw the simple words on the paper, the corners of his eyes twitched indistinctly.
"Are you sure you're going to have surgery?"
Lin Yi held up the monocle, and could feel his kind smile through the mask.
"Of course, I once took out the heart of a six-year-old child that had been eaten by mistake, put back the stomach bag for a starving ghost, installed eyeballs for the pig boss, and cut a cyst for the next-door neighbor."
"They all gave unanimous praise and felt unprecedented happiness."
"Guest, don't worry, my medical skills are superb!"
Lin Yi gave a thumbs up and looked proud: (??????)??
The witcher's eyes gradually became dull as he listened to Lin Yi's record.
This style of painting, why does it change the taste after listening to it?
He looked at the letter of intent in his hand,
After hesitating for a moment, he was still stained with blood and pressed a handprint.
As a witcher, if you are not afraid of death, are you still afraid of a small operation?
No matter how unreliable this young man is, could he be more terrifying than the mayor's lackey?
"Now you can start! I have limited time, you better hurry!"
The witcher threw the letter of intent to Lin Yi and said loudly.
"No problem, wrap it on me!" Lin Yi put away the letter of intent with satisfaction.
Clang!
Then pulled out the sharp boning knife from the inventory.
Witcher: ? ? ?
"What are you doing? Aren't you going to have surgery?" He became wary.
"Yes, this is my scalpel." Lin Yi showed his sincere eyes and said, "If you don't like the guest, you can choose the one you like."
He took out the western food knife, the stunted boning knife, and the chainsaw of the blood saw madman.
Looking at the knife on the table, the witcher felt an ominous premonition.
"Don't you like it?"
Seeing that the witcher was silent, Lin Yi put the boning knife in his hand and recommended: "Actually, this is a good one, it feels good to use, would you try it?"
Witcher: …
Feel good?
What kind of doctor have you seen using a deboning knife for surgery?
Is this kid really a doctor? Are you sure it's not the butcher at the pork store?
"Guest, the scalpel has been selected. Our clinic also provides chemical anesthesia and physical anesthesia. Which do you prefer?"
Lin Yi asked.
"No!" The witcher took a sip of strong wine and said, "The anesthetic will only affect the speed at which I can draw my sword. With such a serious injury, do you see me screaming that it hurts?"
puff-
The next moment, the sound of the blade entering the flesh sounded.
The boning knife in Lin Yi's hand moved forward lightly, and pierced into the rotten and blackened flesh on the wound.
Then, the piercing pain hit the witcher's nerves like lightning.
puff……
The sip of spirits that had just been poured in was all sprayed out.
"Fuck, it hurts!!!"
The witcher's face suddenly twisted together, becoming extremely hideous.
He looked down at Lin Yi who stabbed him with a knife, and roared in a low voice:
"You...what are you doing?!!"
This kind of pain... it went deep into the bone marrow, even if he was cut by that strange creature, he didn't frown.
And now, Lin Yi lightly stabbed him into his carrion, how could it hurt so much?
"Healing, let me first try to see if this knife can remove the curse power from the wound."
Lin Yi raised his head, met the witcher's eyes that suppressed anger and pain, and said in surprise:
"What's wrong? Does it hurt?"
"A six-year-old child can bear it. If you can't bear it and are afraid of pain, I can give you anesthesia."
Witcher: …
"Just kidding, I am a demon hunter, I am not afraid of death, how can I still be afraid of pain..."
puff-
Before he could finish his words, Lin Yi pulled out the boning knife, moved to another place, and stabbed it lightly.
Witcher: _(′?`”∠)_
"Fuck! What are you doing?!" The witcher's eyes were split.
Lin Yi raised his head and explained seriously: "Look at the unevenness of the cursed division on the wound."
"If there is a lot of curse power in some places, you need to remove more. You don't want to leave hidden dangers in your body."
"Guests, don't worry, the places I stabbed are all your infected rotten flesh, which will be cut off later."
The witcher stared blankly at the boning knife stuck in his wound.
I can understand what you said.
But, next time before you use the knife, can you let me know in advance!
pain!
What a pain!
It hurts like a dead mother!
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