Divine Lucky Star

We meet in the park at nine o'clock, what will be the first sentence? Entering the elevator, Wang Hao stroked his chin and thought, Well, hello, my name is Wang Hao, and my friends call me Brother Hao... this The opening statement is not very good. How about another one, hello, you are very beautiful, I like it very much... What if it is an ugly girl? Another one, hello, my name is Wang Hao...

He was thinking about this, but the elevator had just gone down two floors, there was a bang, and then it was pitch black...it got stuck again!

Fuck!

Didn't your elevator just be repaired, brother? ! What quality! Believe it or not, brother will complain to you again? ! See you at nine o'clock, you'll be late if you do this!

He hurriedly called the property management team, and was in a hurry. Ten minutes later, Wang Hao finally left the building out of breath.

It's finally out! Wang Hao let out a long breath, it's not easy!

Hurry to find a flower and gift shop to buy roses, Wang Hao walked to the location of the flower and gift shop near his home, looked around, then scratched his hair: No, I clearly remember that there is a flower and gift shop here , but what about the store?

Going forward to inquire: This eldest sister, I remember there is a flower and gift shop here...

The elder sister pointed to a nearby shop with closed shutter doors: Buying and selling doesn't make any money, I just exchanged it!

Just redeemed! You are right with me out of your heart, right? I just want to buy a rose, why are you running so fast? !

Forget it, my brother is unlucky today, so I take a taxi and go to buy it elsewhere, right?

So he hailed a taxi and went to a florist to buy roses. Twenty minutes later, Wang Hao looked at the valuable rose in his hand and sighed: A rose costs three yuan, and it costs thirty yuan by taxi. , This is even better than tariffs...

Hurry up and finally arrive at the park, beautiful girl, brother is here! Wait bro! Although we didn't arrive early, we were not late!

Wang Hao took the rose and walked into the park, watching like a thief—today is unlucky, there will be no unexpected disasters, right?

In the end, before reaching the appointed place, a girl with a rose in her hand jumped out from the side: Oh, you're here? Hello, my name is Wang Xiaohua, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me!

Scared me!

Wang Hao almost kicked her down, but finally held back.

Looking around, the girl is about 1.55 meters tall and weighs about 130 kilograms. She is chubby and quite sensual.

It really is the best in the world, Nima!

What about the beautiful girl you said? Dad said everything is very good!

What? Wang Hao asked cautiously, Girl, did you recognize the wrong person?

No, Wang Xiaohua replied, When we meet in the park at nine o'clock, the rose will be a token, she said, shaking the rose triumphantly: Look, each of us has a rose!

No, this matter is weird, I am unlucky today, I must be careful!

Girl, wait a minute, I'll make a call and ask. Quickly took out the phone and called Dad: Dad, didn't you say that everything is good? The one I saw was quite short, Still fat...

Fart! My father was furious: The girl my colleague introduced is 1.65 meters barefoot! She weighs 98 pounds! She is quite short and fat. What you said is a bucket!

Wang Hao: ...

Nima's unlucky power is really extraordinary! You can meet the wrong person on a blind date! I'm dead, I'll wipe it!

Wang Hao is depressed, Wang Hao is crazy! Wang Hao pulled out his hair one by one!

Damn it's unlucky today, I admit it!

Girl, you really found the wrong person. Wang Hao felt depressed in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on the surface: The person I'm dating is not here...

Ah? Impossible, Wang Xiaohua muttered, Wait for me to see... She took out her mobile phone, looked at the photo on it, and then looked at Wang Hao, and then she was ashamed: No Sorry handsome guy, I really found the wrong person, haha, haha, I'll go and wait first!

Wang Hao: ...

God, don't play like this!

Run away quickly, this time finally arrived at the appointed place, Wang Hao heaved a long sigh of relief, it was not easy!

Well, generally speaking, pretty girls tend to be late, so they have to put on some makeup, right? Wait!

Five minutes passed and the girl didn't come.

Ten minutes passed, and the girl hadn't come yet.

Twenty minutes have passed, and the girl still hasn't come...

What's the situation? Wang Hao looked left and right and didn't find the barefoot girl who was 1.65 meters tall and weighed 98 pounds that his father said appeared. He said that today is unlucky. Could it be so unlucky that he can't even see the girl on a blind date? Degree?

Brother continue to wait!

Wang Hao waited for half an hour, but just as he was about to leave, the phone rang.

It belongs to Dad? What's the situation? Wang Hao took out his mobile phone, and as soon as he connected it, he heard his dad growling: Bastard, what are you doing?! We agreed to meet at nine o'clock, where are you? ?! I called your cell phone just now and there is no signal, what the hell are you doing today?!

I rely on! I'm really here for a blind date today, okay? I'm still waiting here, and I haven't seen anyone here!

I'm really here! Wang Hao said with various grievances: The rose is a token! I'm still waiting at the appointed place!

Fudge, keep fooling! Dad said angrily, I'll wait for you in the park until half past nine, and if you didn't call, I'll call my colleague!

Wait, she waited until half past nine? So why didn't I see anyone?

Then... that's what, Wang Hao asked cautiously: The park, the stone carving in the northeast corner, right?

That's right! Dad roared, It's the southeast corner!

Wang Hao: ...

What a shame! You can find the wrong place for a blind date! I'm dead, I'll wipe it!

Wang Hao is depressed, Wang Hao is crazy! Wang Hao pulled out his hair one by one!

Damn it's unlucky today, I admit it!

Tolerate!

I'll go right away! Hang up the phone and change positions decisively! Go southeast! Brother, I have to see what kind of characters I will meet in my unlucky state today!

Finally arrived at the correct appointment place, a girl in a white dress in the crowd immediately caught Wang Hao's attention!

Barefoot is 1.65 meters! Weighing less than a hundred! Shawl with long hair! Long legs and thin waist! Roses in hand!

This girl is 100% our blind date today!

Dad, you really are a real dad! Where did you find such a nice girl? !

In an instant, I felt that life is so beautiful!

Wang Hao rushed forward with a stride, and asked in an incomparably elegant manner: Hi, may I ask who you are...

Before he finished speaking, he saw the girl slowly turn around, and then Wang Hao completely collapsed!