Divine Lucky Star

Boss, the tickets are counted according to the number of people, Zhao Zhenhao directly asked a bodyguard to pay the bill, and then walked inside with the big team. Frowning while walking: This environment is too bad, a model of dirty and messy! Brother Hao is talking about cross talk here? How can I do it?

If you don't think it's good, you can invest in it and renovate it, Fang Wenbin said.

Mr. Zhao, the group of foreigners consisted of five people, four men and one woman, and one of them, an uncle with a beard, said to Zhao Zhenhao, This is where your good friend talked about cross talk?

Yes, Mr. Bruce, Zhao Zhenhao nodded and said, My good friend is very powerful, you will know soon.

I hope I will be in a good mood today, Bruce said with a smile, I've heard some cross talks before, but I don't think it's very interesting. I hope your good friend can give me a surprise!

You will be satisfied. Regarding this point, Zhao Zhenhao was quite confident.

Is there anything in this world that Brother Hao doesn't know?

Bai Ya Ning also looked around curiously, but as soon as she reached the door of the studio hall, she heard a burst of shocking laughter from inside!

Hahahahaha! It's so interesting! It's really not in vain today!

Yeah, what Xiao Yueyue said is too cheap, haha!

Then the audience said together: Shhh!!!

Zhao Zhenhao and the others looked at each other - what's going on? Is this already started? Is it too late?

A group of people hurriedly rushed in the door. When they came in, they saw that it was not so. On the left hand side of the stage was a cute little fat man. He should be the college classmate that Brother Hao mentioned, Xiaoyue who lived in his upper bunk for three years. Yue. The one on the right is wearing a gray coat with a playful smile, isn't it Wang Hao and Wang Ritian? !

The show started, and a group of people didn't bother to ask what was going on, so they hurriedly found their seats and sat down, and then listened to Xiao Yueyue on the stage-

Yue Peng: I failed the political exam!!!

Wang Hao: How much?

Yue Peng: Damn it, don't ask!

Wang Hao: Did you pass?

Yue Peng: Don't ask, it's so different from what I thought!!!

Wang Hao: How much is it?

Yue Peng: You speak first!

Wang Hao: I'm a scumbag, 59!

Yue Peng: It's about the same as you!

Wang Hao: Let's talk! You are a top student, must you pass?

Yue Peng: 95! Never tested so low!

Wang Hao: I...

Zhao Zhenhao and the others haven't sat down yet. Once this little joke was finished, they immediately burst into laughter. Bai Yaning couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said, This guy, I don't know where he got so many funny jokes from. jokes.

Zhao Zhenhao slapped his thigh wildly: Hahahaha, brother Hao is so good at talking about cross talk!

Fang Wenbin smiled and said: I am convinced, I am really convinced, Brother Hao is simply invincible, what are you doing! Awesome!

Before they came, they knew that it was Wang Hao who said he wanted to help this little Yueyue yesterday, so there is no need to ask these interesting jokes, they must have come from Brother Hao!

They are still newcomers, and the audience who have been listening for a long time have already stopped laughing. They lay down on the table one by one, laughing and saying: It's too cheap! These two people, hahaha! I laughed so hard Already!

The group of foreigners exclaimed: VERY GOOD!

Yue Peng: It's the final exam, and everyone asked me to send out the answers. I'll add up the answers and send them out. These people don't know how to do it. How pitiful!

Wang Hao: Well, then did you send it?

Yue Peng: Yes, I sent it! As a result, they asked me as soon as they left the examination room, why I wrote one less question, is it because I don't know the last question?

Wang Hao: Then will you know it?

Yue Peng: I'm a top student, how can I not - I can't answer the first question!

Wang Hao: They didn't kill you?

Yue Peng's face was full of horror: My God! How do you know they beat me?!

Wang Hao sighed: Yes!

Everyone laughed together, especially Yue Peng's cute face, coupled with Wang Hao's carefully crafted funny jokes, the atmosphere in the entire studio exploded!

At this time, the scene did not have the atmosphere of everyone looking at their mobile phones boringly before, but now all the audience's eyes are bright, and they are staring at Yue Peng and Wang Hao on the stage!

In their hearts, these two are the No. 1 in the cross talk world! Those masters are completely incomparable with them!

In the following time, it can be said that the laughter of the entire studio has not stopped, and the audience present will laugh once in an average of ten seconds!

People kept applauding, and they were so shocked by Wang Hao and Yue Peng——

It's interesting! It's too cheap! I like to watch this kind of show! This is called cross talk!

That's not right, listening to it before is simply too boring, nothing compares!

This evening is simply all kinds of flower baskets! Usually Zhou Dana would accept one or two in one night, but Yue Peng and Wang Hao took fifteen in one night! And it's a big flower basket, one costs three hundred! In fact, it was because Zhao Zhenhao and the others didn't make a move, otherwise the stage might not be able to let go!

Seeing that the cross talk was about to finish, Yue Peng smiled cheaply and said to the audience: By the way, as a person with status, I also have a theme song. Do you want to listen to it?

This bitch actually has a theme song!

All the audience shouted together: Listen!

Yue Peng said: Then I will sing!

Audience: Sing!

Yue Peng began to sing: Ah ~ fifth ring ~ you have one more ring than the fourth ring! ah ~ fifth ring ~ you have one less ring than the sixth ring! Finally one day, you will cultivate to the seventh ring, to the seventh ring What should I do, you have two rings more than the fifth ring~~

audience:……

Hahahaha! The audience burst into laughter on the spot, laughing and shouting loudly: This song is really cheap, haha! The lyrics are so easy to remember! Ah~ fifth ring~ you have one more ring than fourth ring! Ah ~Fifth ring~ You are one ring less than the sixth ring! Hahaha!

Yue Peng: Come on, let's sing together!

Audience: Ah~ fifth ring~ you have one ring more than fourth ring! ah~ fifth ring~ you have one ring less than sixth ring~~~~

If you want to talk about this cross talk, then forty minutes is enough, right? As a result, Wang Hao and Yue Peng finished talking and thought about it, and the audience quit! Everyone yelled to go back, and finally went back three times in a row before the audience gave up.

Oh, I'm going, Brother Hao is exhausting me today! As soon as he returned to the backstage, Yue Peng slumped on the chair tiredly: I never felt that talking about cross talk is so tiring. This voice is so dry. I can't do it anymore. You have to drink some water!

Haha, don't you feel good today? Wang Hao said with a smile: From now on, you will be in this way, and I can change to anyone. The key is to fix your own way!

Brother Hao, don't say anything, Yue Peng was so moved that he was about to cry: I would not be able to stand today without you!

Which one of us is with whom? Wang Hao laughed loudly: When we were in college, we both ate half of the buns, so why not be polite!

The two were laughing when the boss hurried over and held Wang Hao's hand as soon as they met: Senior brother! Thanks to you today! Thank you so much!

Wang Hao: ... Who is your senior brother...

Senior brother, the boss looked at Wang Hao as if he was looking at the god of cross talk: After a while, you have to stay for a drink if you say anything! You and Dapeng...ah no, Xiao Yueyue today The night is just amazing! It’s amazing!

I'm afraid this won't work... Wang Hao pointed to the door, at this time Zhao Zhenhao and the others had already entered, and when they saw Wang Hao, they smiled and said: Brother Hao, your cross talk talk is so good today! Come on, let's go drink Those foreigners want to know you very much, they laughed so hard when they heard you talking about cross talk today!

Oh, it's been a long time since we had dinner together, Wang Hao nodded immediately: Sure, then let's set off, let's have some supper at night! The roadside food stalls are the best!

Food stalls...

Ugh... Zhao Zhenhao covered his mouth and ran away...

You scoundrel, Bai Yaning covered her mouth and smiled, Every time you see him, you have to bully him.

I didn't do this to tell him to get rid of his psychological shadow earlier, Wang Hao laughed at all kinds of thieves, and said, Who told him to be so handsome all day long...