Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 328 Who Are You Not Going To? !
This guy is quite capable. In Wang Hao's mind, someone who can drink twenty-six bottles in one go without going to the toilet is definitely a god, awesome!
That's not true, Yue Peng nodded and said, There are often big bosses who come to support Zhou Dana, and they all drive good cars, such as Audi A6L, Fengtian Domineering, etc. These are his patrons, regular customers, I just love to hear him bragging over there after drinking! These people are received by our theater manager at the door every day, and they are of a high class!
Wang Hao: ...
This Zhou Dana seems to be, well, he can be regarded as a master in the entertainment industry...
Except for Zhou Dana, other people on our stage can't do it, Yue Peng said with a smile: For example, Zhao Laoji, who plays the erhu, and Liu Juhua, who sings opera jokes, are often booed by the audience. When we perform, it is The time for the audience to eat melon seeds and go to the bathroom to look at their mobile phones, hehe.
Eh? There is actually an old Zhao who plays the erhu here?
Wang Hao: You guys are really miserable... What is the real name of that old Zhao? Why does this name sound so familiar?
I don't know what his real name is. I really haven't asked. Yue Peng thought for a while, and said, Anyway, we call him Lao Jier. He's a miserable person. I heard that the boss gave him a job in a month. He offered three thousand yuan.
It's quite miserable, Wang Hao nodded, well, this old Zhao will really meet if he has a chance...
Anyway, we really don't have to be nervous at all, no one really came to see our performance, Yue Peng said with a smile: We will follow the rehearsal when the time comes, just rely on Brother Hao's story, I will Playing hard, I guess I won't be blown down!
Don't worry, it's fine, Wang Hao smiled, and comforted him: Didn't you say it yourself, it's just a formality! You just let go of acting, we have cooperated for so many years, right?
Yue Peng smiled and said, Hey, that's right, as long as I don't forget the words, I think there should be no problem.
While talking, the two arrived at the stage of the Happy National People's Congress.
It’s almost time for the show, and a lot of cars have been parked in the parking lot outside the big stage, Yue Peng pointed to those driveways: “Brother Hao, do you see, these cars are those who like to watch Zhou Dana’s show Boss, isn't it great?
Not bad! Wang Hao took a rough look. There must be at least a dozen cars, all of which cost around 500,000 yuan, which is indeed not bad.
After parking the car quickly, Yue Peng took Wang Hao straight to the backstage. In the end, he didn't want to. As soon as he entered the door, Wang Hao saw a middle-aged man in his forties rushing forward profusely. When he saw Yue Peng rushing forward, the first sentence he said made Yue Peng stunned. Living!
Dapeng! The middle-aged man said anxiously: How are you going? Where's your partner?!
Didn't my partner take a break for acute pharyngitis? Yue Peng said in surprise, Boss, what's wrong? What's making you so anxious?
Zhou Dana, the boss said with sweat pouring down his forehead, Zhou Dana was arrested for drunk driving! Now I can't find anyone in a hurry, so I can only find you! No matter what you think, you can do whatever you say today. You have to stand up to me!
As soon as the boss finished speaking, Yue Peng was instantly confused: What?!
In fact, Yue Peng was going through a cutscene and it was over. After all, although he rehearsed with Wang Hao for a day, he had some confidence in his heart, but it is one thing to have confidence, and it is another thing to really ask him to go up and carry the beam. !
Boss! You also know my popularity, Yue Peng trembled as he spoke. He stared at the boss dumbfounded, and said, I'm sure I'll be blown away from the top position that Zhou Da took!
It's this time, who won't you go to?! The boss is also very depressed, Zhou Dana was arrested for drunk driving, and he will have to be imprisoned for half a year! It's not about minor problems like traffic jams, which can be resolved after a while. Zhou Dana won't be able to come here in the future, he has to find a pillar now, if he doesn't look for it, he can't do it, otherwise, why don't he just close the door during this period of time? The boss said: Do you want me to find Zhao Laoer to play the erhu all night? Or ask Liu Juhua to sing all night?! Hurry up, from today on you will be the pillar of our big stage, come on for me! Even if the front is You have to block the bunker for me too!
Yue Peng felt bad all over: ...
My God, will my brother be beaten down by the audience when he goes up? !
Success, no problem, this is a good opportunity for the newcomers to replace the old ones, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach! Wang Hao let the matter go on without saying a word: I promise it will be fine, boss, don't worry, my junior brother is actually very capable!
Are you his senior brother? The boss grabbed Wang Hao's hand as if grabbing the last straw: Don't say anything, as long as you can help me get through this difficulty today, you will be our seniors in the future. The first brother on the stage! I’m going to call the backstage to get ready, and you must stand up for me!”
The boss ran to make arrangements as he said that. After walking for a long time, Yue Peng still hadn't regained his strength: I'll be a pillar in the future?
Otherwise, you think it's such a good opportunity! Wang Hao patted Yue Peng's shoulder fiercely: Come on, after today is over, you will be the first brother of a happy man, and you can't be persuaded even if you are killed at this time!
Brother Hao! Yue Peng cried with a sad face: But I'm afraid I can't do it!
If you can't do it, you have to do it, Wang Hao kicked up: How do we rehearse during the day?!
I...shall I try? Yue Peng hugged Wang Hao's arm: Brother Hao, you must hold me back! I haven't forgotten what we practiced before, but I'm afraid that I will It's time to be nervous...
It's okay, I'm sure there's no problem! Let's go, let's change clothes! Wang Hao took Yue Peng to change clothes.
Soon the two of them put on a coat, and Yue Peng kept muttering: I can do it, I can do it, I can do it...
He muttered for about 20 minutes, and at this time, the host in front of him said loudly: Thank you for the wonderful performance just now, Mr. Zhao, and we invite our lovely Dapeng and his senior brother... Applause is welcome!
As soon as the host finished speaking, Wang Hao and Yue Peng hadn't even appeared on the stage yet, when they heard boos from below, and someone shouted loudly: Where's Zhou Dana? Shouldn't it be him under normal circumstances?! That's right, we all came to see Zhou Dana, who wants to see Dapeng! Refund! We demand a refund!
Yue Peng was frightened and stupid, and kept turning around: What should I do? What should I do?! He turned around twice more, and Wang Hao lifted his neck without saying a word: Hurry up, you!
So the audience saw a chubby young man stumbling onto the stage!
What's the situation? It's thanks to the steady footing, otherwise I would have fallen just now! It's very interesting to play today!
Out of curiosity, people were less inclined to ask for a refund.
At this time, Wang Hao also walked up, and someone below said sharp-eyed, I haven't seen this person before, he's new? Who is this? He's also talking about cross talk?
For a while, the entire studio was quite quiet.
Yue Peng was a little stunned for a while, but he didn't remember anything else. He really remembered the cheap word Wang Hao taught him!
Hi everyone, Yue Peng introduced to everyone with a cute smile on his face, I didn't walk well just now, and my left foot tripped over my right foot...
Wang Hao: Well, this trip is a bit technical!
The audience below immediately widened their eyes—eh? This opening statement is a bit interesting!
Solemnly introduce to everyone, Yue Peng clasped his fists to the audience on the field: My name is Yue Peng, and everyone can call me Xiao Yueyue in the future. Then he pointed at Wang Hao: This is my senior brother!
Immediately below, the audience shouted: Isn't your name Dapeng? Have you changed your name?
My God! Hearing what the audience said, Yue Peng's eyes widened immediately: Someone still remembers me! I'm so happy!
Wang Hao nodded aside: Well, as a typical failure, you are really too successful!
This kind of joke was almost familiar in Wang Hao's previous life, but it was the first time everyone heard it here, and the whole hall burst into laughter, and then the audience shh together...
Someone below asked: You have finished the introduction, what is your senior brother's name?
Yue Peng looked at Wang Hao: He? Didn't I say that? Brother! His surname is Shi!
Wang Hao squinted at Yue Peng: And the name is Brother?
That's right, Yue Peng said with various expressions on his face: What a wonderful name! Look, when I see you, brother! When the boss sees you, brother! When the girls see you, brother! What a wonderful name! !
Wang Hao nodded: Well, it would be better if my surname is old!
Yue Peng and his wife stared at each other with surprised expressions: Eh? Don't tell me, this surname is good! If I want to be surnamed Lao, I will call it Gong! If there is a beautiful woman to say hello to me—husband! Look !
The audience below burst into laughter together, and then booed shh...
Even if this rhythm is brought up!
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